FanFic: coo coo

[Kittycat]

My phone.
It has NES SNES genesis master system GB roms.
MP3s
Videos
A keyboard

It can go online and watch crap on youtube.
Or use the other internets myspace facebook http://www.whatever.whatever.co.jp.net.org.com.

But I just keep it in my pocket. I don't pull out my headphones or play secret of mana. I don't watch movies of the crack spider or receive e-mails with mr rogers in them.

The battery bursts and sets my pants on fire. My underwear was on backwards, but in the end that works out because my pants are on fire; who cares at that point about underwear orientation?

8GB of storage in a thumgnail sized memory card. I hope for 16 so I can delete all media off my PC and store it on my melted phone.

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lets not scare the kids plz

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: HAYABUSA-FMW- on 2008-03-18 21:52 ]</font>

[Kittycat]

wait, what the hell did you delete?

oh i see now.
you want to rid all traces of him.
well mr rogers is in effect scarier.

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[Anduril]

Wow.... just wow. That's why I only have a crappy phone that can send and receive calls, and has an alarm.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2008-03-18 21:55, Anduril wrote:
Wow.... just wow. That's why I only have a crappy phone that can send and receive calls, and has an alarm.


& dials 911 for free
--but 411 for a fee?

[Anduril]

On 2008-03-18 21:57, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:

On 2008-03-18 21:55, Anduril wrote:
Wow.... just wow. That's why I only have a crappy phone that can send and receive calls, and has an alarm.


& dials 911 for free
--but 411 for a fee?

411? Bah! That's what the internet is for.

[Kittycat]

but if you're in the middle of a field, can you find the internet? not without a verizon internet card.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2008-03-18 22:01, Anduril wrote:
411? Bah! That's what the internet is for.


So your phone does have Internet? Bling.

[Anduril]

On 2008-03-18 22:03, Kittycat wrote:
but if you're in the middle of a field, can you find the internet? not without a verizon internet card.

And why, pray-tell, would I end up in the middle of a field?


On 2008-03-18 22:04, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:

On 2008-03-18 22:01, Anduril wrote:
411? Bah! That's what the internet is for.


So your phone does have Internet? Bling.


No... I just never have any reason to inquire for a phone number or address when I'm not at home with my computer.

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[Kittycat]

some myspace girl will be like "hey let's go on a picnic http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif" and you'll go for it.
and when you're in the middle of a field sitting on a checkered blanket, she'll ask "so, what's the inverse laplace transformation for 1/S?" You'll fumble for wikipedia, but you won't have it.

because the trees dont have wifi.

[Anduril]

On 2008-03-18 22:08, Kittycat wrote:
some myspace girl will be like "hey let's go on a picnic http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif" and you'll go for it.
and when you're in the middle of a field sitting on a checkered blanket, she'll ask "so, what's the inverse laplace transformation for 1/S?" You'll fumble for wikipedia, but you won't have it.

because the trees dont have wifi.

Hmmm.... I see. If that were to happen I would just be happy to be in a field where no one can hear her scream as I wrap her in the blanket and bury her alive under the tree....Umm I mean, good point there....

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2008-03-18 22:08, Kittycat wrote:
some myspace girl will be like "hey let's go on a picnic http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif" and you'll go for it.
and when you're in the middle of a field sitting on a checkered blanket, she'll ask "so, what's the inverse laplace transformation for 1/S?" You'll fumble for wikipedia, but you won't have it.

because the trees dont have wifi.


Right, you'll have to call her back. Can't do these extra laptop in a phone things during a call anyway, correct?

And if that is your picnic talk, you are trying to phone Myspace some rocket scientist, which don't exist on Myspace in the 1st place.

This sure went in some kinda direction from your phone blowing up like a laptop battery recall, plus your underwear thing was from the fat thread, a couple days ago.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

If you have to ask, you need new phone.

Phone with ask.com or yahoo answers from weirdo strangers.

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[Nitro Vordex]

We need Umkle to say what again. Would have been perfect.

Anyway, what exactly is going on in this thread??

[Nitro Vordex]

http://web.virginmobileusa.com/files/pop_vmm100_3_gif
Good enough?

[Kittycat]

to be honest, all of my electronics with batteries equal or larger than AAA overheat and burst in my pocket.
When people ask me to share my packet of chewing gum, I warn them tha its been in my pants. They say it's coo', but then they realize my pants are foaming with battery acid and the gum starts to melt. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

[Nitro Vordex]

I'd eat it.

You so hot in pantz?

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

What are you, in the X-Files?

Explosive corrosive pants pressure with backwards underpants style via space infestation causing this?

Cool yo.