I make my dinosaurs make love to Barbie

[HeadCrabz]

Earlier this week at a yard sale I got a case of Masters of the Universe action figures for free. Sssqueeze, Stinkor, Skeletor (with battle damage!), He-Man (also with battle damage), and some other guys.

I suddenly remembered all kinds of STUPID things from my childhood.

Squishing He-Mans soft, empty head. Filling him up with water. Shooting him. Leaving him under the tires of the car to be backed over.

Snapping Stretch Armstrong in half. Finding that weird syrupy junk inside him.

Making T-Rex viciously mount Barbie with all the snarls and grunts and disturbed kid can make.

http://i32.tinypic.com/1ik3lx.jpg
(not my toys, but would be nice)

Tell me about your toys and the things you did with them. Also, show me your moves.

[amtalx]

I put an action figure in the microwave because Bart told me it was a good idea. Twas quite the show. Thanks Bart.

[HeadCrabz]

Plastic army soldiers, a lighter, and a can of WD-40. Good times.

[Weeaboolits]

My older sister used to hang her barbies and burn them.

She's weird.

[TalHex]

I was a good human kit once, played with my toys, kept destructive urges to a minimum, then i found videogames and the internet...

...stuff happened...

...and here i am the pyromaniac kitsunian plot device you all know and love *car outside explodes*

[Nitro Vordex]

That had better not be my car.

oh wait, I drive a motorcycle. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime2.gif

[SStrikerR]

I used to take my sister's barbies and hit their heads off with a mini-bat.
I also threw an army figure out the window and it dented my dad's car while he was pulling away. oops. (hello GI JOE!)

[Anduril]

I froze my Mr. Freeze toy in a container of water once. I would encase my action figures in blocks of clay. Used to chew on this one big Batman I had. I used to use nail polish to customize action figures. I chucked this one toy off the balcony, and it broke into tons of tiny pieces. Otherwise I was a pretty good kid.

[Nitro Vordex]

Hot Wheels, 'nuff said.

[TalHex]

http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

[Shadowpawn]

On 2008-03-20 13:53, Ronin_Cooper wrote:
My older sister used to hang her barbies and burn them.

She's weird.



Or a feminist.

[Anduril]

On 2008-03-20 19:44, Shadowpawn wrote:

On 2008-03-20 13:53, Ronin_Cooper wrote:
My older sister used to hang her barbies and burn them.

She's weird.



Or a feminist.

Or just a pyro.

[Nitro Vordex]

On 2008-03-20 19:45, Anduril wrote:

On 2008-03-20 19:44, Shadowpawn wrote:

On 2008-03-20 13:53, Ronin_Cooper wrote:
My older sister used to hang her barbies and burn them.

She's weird.



Or a feminist.

Or just a pyro.


She's your older sis, the hell did you think she'd do?

[Anduril]

On 2008-03-20 20:02, Nitro_Vordex wrote:

On 2008-03-20 19:45, Anduril wrote:

On 2008-03-20 19:44, Shadowpawn wrote:

On 2008-03-20 13:53, Ronin_Cooper wrote:
My older sister used to hang her barbies and burn them.

She's weird.



Or a feminist.

Or just a pyro.


She's your older sis, the hell did you think she'd do?

My older sister was a cruel child. She would cut the wings off of butterflies, and melt some of my toys with magnifying glasses... http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

[astuarlen]

On 2008-03-20 19:44, Shadowpawn wrote:

On 2008-03-20 13:53, Ronin_Cooper wrote:
My older sister used to hang her barbies and burn them.

She's weird.



Or a feminist.



We only burn bras.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2008-03-20 13:53, Ronin_Cooper wrote:
My older sister used to hang her barbies and burn them.

She's weird.


Those fat cat business men pay extra for weird beat downs.

I only post this since with such http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_bondage.gif emoticons, it sounds almost acceptable!
Again, probably learned this from TV, that heathen Law and Order Ice-T Moo. Nothing beats the original. (That fat guy cop in the early season, awesome)

[Leviathan]

I like Elliot in that Law & Order, he always takes it too far. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_cool.gif

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2008-03-20 22:14, Leviatha wrote:
I like Elliot in that Law & Order, he always takes it too far. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_cool.gif


But in doing so, it did help a teenage rape victim get closure and catch the real perpetrator.

T'was the last one I watched. Crazy inner-city prep school kids, putting down the poor girl as an ugly duck, taking her need to be welcome and liked too far.

[Chuck_Norris]

I prefer CSI over Law And Order. Elliot is an OK character, but he ain't got jack on Grissom. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif


Also, A HEADCRAP MADE THE TOPIC?! *Shoots super charged Gravity Gun*

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