Storee tiem.

[Retniwreven]

For the love of all that is holy, no, I didn't write this.

John Stalvern waited
The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air
There were demons in the base
He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years
His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listened to
and now it was too late
Far too late for now, anyway, far too late for now, anyway
John was a space marine for fourteen years
When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad
"I want to be on the ships daddy"
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him
Then as he got oldered he stopped
But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew
there were demons
"This is Joson" the radio crackered
"You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his plasma rifle and blew up the wall
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles
John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up
But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill
"No! I must kill the demons
Kill the demons, no I must kill the demons," he shouted
The radio said "No, John... You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie

[Anduril]

"gotted", "oldered", "You will BE KILL BY DEMONS", "cernel", "plasmaed", "You are the demons"? WTF? Did a 6 year old write this?

[Retniwreven]

Probably. Go punch 'and then john was a zombie' into google.

[Anduril]

Oh, god. The guy wrote a book.... Who the hell would publish something written by a guy who makes up words that don't make any sense?



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[Retniwreven]

Could be worse. I once saw one that, while very well written, was just as mentally scarring.
Guy did a nature-documentary style expose on the mating habits of the Smurf.
There is only one female Smurf.

[Anduril]

On 2008-03-23 12:10, Retniwreven wrote:
Could be worse. I once saw one that, while very well written, was just as mentally scarring.
Guy did a nature-documentary style expose on the mating habits of the Smurf.
There is only one female Smurf.

What's more disturbing is the fact that said female smurf was made out of clay....

[Retniwreven]

Huh, really? I never read up on the Smurfs.

[Anduril]

On 2008-03-23 12:23, Retniwreven wrote:
Huh, really? I never read up on the Smurfs.

Yep, naturally there are only male smurfs. Smurfette was created by the evil dude who wanted to eat them to create jealousy amongst the smurfs in some convoluted plan to be able to eat them. Which makes me wonder, are Smurfs really that delicious, or does he only want to eat them because he hasn't before?

[CelestialBlade]

There is *countless* fanfiction about the female Smurf. Many, many laughs from me ensued.

[Retniwreven]

Actually in Robot Chicken they did a skit where a great number of Smurfs died due to a hurricane, and he was walking around with a pool scooper, then diced em, cooked em, sat down at the table, took a bite, chewed... stalled.... chewed... scraped the plate into the trash, and ordered takeout.

[Anduril]

Those people at robot chicken would do something like that wouldn't they..... So many things that they have destroyed of my childhood, and Now I were a Zombie.....

[Retniwreven]

Ah, but we love robot chicken solely BECAUSE it mocks our childhood, and mocks it well.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

The Diz man gave us the actual forum/pic storyboard of this. Very hot.

Old news in FKL, for once.

Please keep any fresh e-jokes and memes far far away, in fact keep any away period! We are the zombies.



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[Retniwreven]

Eeew. Original content. Don't even mention that around me. It's copy pasta all the way.

[TalHex]

saké!

[Retniwreven]

http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/psu-dark.gif _ http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/psu-dark.gif

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[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2008-03-25 08:54, Retniwreven wrote:
Eeew. Original content. Don't even mention that around me. It's copy pasta all the way.


I am sorry. We don't even sell day old at my store, I can't imagine people buying your year olds, but then maybe they like the mold?


Moldy http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/psu-dark.gif http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/cheese.gif

[Retniwreven]

Once me and a friend got ahold of a graphics program and created a lump of purple cheese on a pedestal, standing on a forgotten planet in space. We then added a 'Heartbeat' effect to the cheese, and wrote 'The cheese from whence time began' on the pedestal base.

Dark Falz has nothing on our cheese.

Listening to the 'Th-thump' and watching it pulse was freaky.

[amtalx]

On 2008-03-25 10:29, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
Moldy http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/psu-dark.gif http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/cheese.gif



Yes, please.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2008-03-25 10:34, amtalx wrote:

On 2008-03-25 10:29, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
Moldy http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/psu-dark.gif http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/cheese.gif



Yes, please.


French Robot? Oooh lala!

On 2008-03-25 10:31, Retniwreven wrote:
freaky.


Or more like stinky. Sorry robot.

[Retniwreven]

Well, it was in space, thus it would lack smell.
Or at least, would have no place for the smell to travel.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

It's smell would reach all ends of the universe eventually, like that one radioactive static that encompasses all of the universe.

No time limit in space.

[Retniwreven]

Radioactive static? Sounds fun!

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

It proved big bang theory... baby.

[Retniwreven]

Big bang? Sounds like a fun time.
Do they have cheese?

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/cheese.gif came from those trace elements forming stars and the rest of the elements seconds into the big bang aftermath, so I guess so.

Plus that Moon http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/cheese.gif floating about the Earthicans, heard its bangin' up there. Moon Whalers and everything.

[Retniwreven]

Moon whalers eh?

How does moon whale taste, I wonder...

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Cheesy.

As much as a no sleeved/short sleeved turtleneck.



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[Retniwreven]

What about a plaid short-sleeved turtleneck?

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Turtleneck and plaid? Don't give Square-Enix anymore ideas.

About the only thing they haven't used is Muu Muus and gangsta bandanas.
And there's an idea they can use and I will be okay with giving them!





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[Retniwreven]

They haven't used clothing made of tacos.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

But they will.

[Retniwreven]

They need more berets.
Green is not enough berets.