the funniest things youve ever done on PSU [Archive]

ljkkjlcm9

Mar 25, 2008, 04:15 AM

On 2008-03-25 02:14, Retehi wrote:
"THE JACKEL
$$$$$$$$$$
MERCS FOR HIRE"

hey, me too!
j/k, but that's one of them. I think like 7 or 8 people were doing it

the funniest thing? Oh I've done some wacky things... But some are better left unsaid

THE JACKEL

[ This Message was edited by: ljkkjlcm9 on 2008-03-25 02:16 ]

Retehi

Mar 25, 2008, 04:26 AM

Here's a good example I remembered, me and some buddies on ventrillo a while back.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4HOLd4W3VM

I'm still embaressed by that tornado shit near the end. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

Freshellent

Mar 25, 2008, 04:30 AM

Hah,where to start...

Retehi,that vid is great man.

R2D6battlebot

Mar 25, 2008, 05:26 AM

Me and a group of friends (4 of us total) started randomly hugging a dude at the casino, who proceeded to run away from all of us. He went to the uni cub, so we all searched his shop by name and went in after him, and when we all showed up in his room he screams over the mic 'What do you want with me!?!?!' It was pretty funny, he took it way too seriously.

I think the funnies thing Ive seen though is a group of my buds made a PSU boy band called Team Gekko, they used to perform right outside the mission counter for Crimson Beast when that was THE hotspot. They met one of our better friends there when the guy shouted out 'I like Shibby, the geeky one!' Good times *tear*

chaoskila

Mar 25, 2008, 05:37 AM

made a new char called sequita {rantan}
=] fun i got blacklisted by the whole clan -_-'

Syl

Mar 25, 2008, 06:17 AM

On 2008-03-25 02:30, Icespike wrote:
Hah,where to start...

FUKK U

COME HELP... COME HELP NOW

goaferboy

Mar 25, 2008, 07:18 AM

No something that I did, but something I was a part of:

Was playing with 2 people through the ruins on Parum. One kid kept rambling on about how all his money had been stolen and asking "can I have that?" whenever a rare came up. At the end of the map, the "boss" dropped a relic edge. I got it, due to it being on random. Instantly the kid yelled "can I have that?!". Not really needing money at the time I dropped it for him, mainly to shut him up. The other guy swooped in and took it. The kid wasn't amused. "I'm going to count down from 20 and you'd better drop it.

I think the guy left at around 17. The kid started sobbing. I left.

TecherRamen

Mar 25, 2008, 09:18 AM

It was a lag instance. I cast foie.. with my ass. Rather than using the rod i had, my character turned around and did the taunt lobby action..

Kion

Mar 25, 2008, 10:39 AM

filling people's rooms with cosmo fountains back in v1. atfirst i just did it to people who were jerks about over pricing and didn't have anything in their room, then i moved on to people who just didn't have anything in their room. i must have pranked about 40 people that way.

best time was doing it to a friend, then waitin for him to log on. as soon as he joined us in the lobby the first words were "OMG, WHY ARE TOILETS IN MY ROOM!!!!?" I cracked a rib lauhing.

[ This Message was edited by: Kion on 2008-03-25 08:41 ]

Xefi

Mar 25, 2008, 11:50 AM

Sadly, i have never done anything funny in psu ever. No story to tell. :|

JAFO22000

Mar 25, 2008, 11:52 AM

None of this is funny.

"Oh man, you guys are screwed.". Now THAT is comedy...

Retniwreven

Mar 25, 2008, 11:56 AM

On 2008-03-25 03:37, chaoskila wrote:
made a new char called sequita {rantan}
=] fun i got blacklisted by the whole clan -_-'
I'm afraid I don't get it.
Could anyone provide an explanation?

LaughingMan

Mar 25, 2008, 12:06 PM

I filled every single one of my friend's character's rooms with white tables. Best mesta I've ever spent

darkante

Mar 25, 2008, 12:18 PM

Well once i went one day and made my force a old man.

And everytime i died (which i did often on purpose without scape dolls) i said "Oh my god! He got a heart attack! Someone call a WHAMMMBULANCE!"
And shortly after that when someone revived me..i died on purpose again at once and then i said "Oh no! He fell and broke his leg..which is somehow connected to his heart so he died! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif" or something other random shit.

Ended with alot of kicking from party cause they got annoyed lol.
That were a fun day.

Bomber The Cosmonaut

Mar 25, 2008, 12:45 PM

Heres a long one.
It all started when my cousin and his friends came over. I was AFK and in the shower,so I had no idea what was going on.
So they decide to have fun with my character,sending spam mail and offensive messages throughout to the people on my card list. CLEARLY I was upset,seeing as they left before I could even get out.

The only thing going through my mind was REVENGE. D< And how could I completely screw him over. >:D
Seeing as I was part in creating his PSU account,why not mess with it? AMIRITE?

Anyway,so I sign on his account, (Yeah,pretty easy,seeing as his password was the same for EVERYTHING.)And I take all of his valubles,money,emptied his room completely,and toilet bomb the hell out of it.
I wait for him to sign on and go to his room,to find me,and a couple of other people,standing with an army of toilets,laughing our asses off at him. (This was a month or 2 after AoI came out,and he had the Grid System in his room. So.... MASSIVE lulz.)

I know what I did was wrong. But meh.

After he got upset and we got into PSUDRAMA. (LOL)
We both apologized and I gave all of his stuff back to him.

Second funniest thing?
Got into a wrestling match with The Man Dangler in populated lobbies. No one else lol'd but I sure did. XD

Oh and...
[spoiler-box]http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e28/bombahead2k6/psu20080303_220851_007.jpg[/spoiler-box]

Freshellent

Mar 25, 2008, 12:50 PM

On 2008-03-25 04:17, SylviaEspada wrote:

On 2008-03-25 02:30, Icespike wrote:
Hah,where to start...

FUKK U

COME HELP... COME HELP NOW

Hah! Good ol' CAPS LOCK. I don't think I've ever met a fellow as bitter as him till that day.

I think a 100+hour party was one of my fonder memories back in Crimson Beast days. Me and my old guildmates held that room open for as long as possible.
On a related note,spamming out Parum to get out of Crimson Beasts before an update. ( EPIC spam. )

All CAST parties:
Deja fT,Deja Vu fF,F Gattaca FG,Barnacleez fF,Balthasar FG and myself as a Figh.
Absolutely destroying everything in our path,those were some excellent runs. A shame Deja and Balth left the game,Deja's crew in general was a blast to be around. Good people though.( Blanky,Vay/Slug Infinite come to mind.) Glad their moving on to bigger,and better things. Best of luck,as always.

Whole party getting one shotted by Maggas with no scapes shortly after meeting someone on here. The red screen that brings people together,I'm tellin' ya.

The grind from 90-100 up at Foran Waterfall. Assault Crushing Vahras,Dus Daggas with 3 people on Ragnus while the others Grenade and TECH accordingly,that was some good times. ( Got my first Cati/Hit there,my PT's favorite unit for a while.) What was funny about that? For those of you that were there,it was Billy Joel related. But seriously,we didn't start the fire.

Oh,forgot one.

Logged into ShinAnt's account on PSU,changed all his characters marcos to something absurdly girly and embarrasing and putting all of his characters in swimwear and randomly mailed some people. He had no idea what hit him.

[ This Message was edited by: Icespike on 2008-03-25 10:52 ]

Zantra

Mar 25, 2008, 12:55 PM

On 2008-03-25 10:45, BomberStrife wrote:
Heres a long one.
It all started when my cousin and his friends came over. I was AFK and in the shower,so I had no idea what was going on.
So they decide to have fun with my character,sending spam mail and offensive messages throughout to the people on my card list. CLEARLY I was upset,seeing as they left before I could even get out.

The only thing going through my mind was REVENGE. D< And how could I completely screw him over. >:D
Seeing as I was part in creating his PSU account,why not mess with it? AMIRITE?

Anyway,so I sign on his account, (Yeah,pretty easy,seeing as his password was the same for EVERYTHING.)And I take all of his valubles,money,emptied his room completely,and toilet bomb the hell out of it.
I wait for him to sign on and go to his room,to find me,and a couple of other people,standing with an army of toilets,laughing our asses off at him. (This was a month or 2 after AoI came out,and he had the Grid System in his room. So.... MASSIVE lulz.)

I know what I did was wrong. But meh.

After he got upset and we got into PSUDRAMA. (LOL)
We both apologized and I gave all of his stuff back to him.

Second funniest thing?
Got into a wrestling match with The Man Dangler in populated lobbies. No one else lol'd but I sure did. XD

Oh and...
[spoiler-box]http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e28/bombahead2k6/psu20080303_220851_007.jpg[/spoiler-box]

You either have a very small card list, or you take very long showers.

pikachief

Mar 25, 2008, 01:17 PM

My friend was telling how Captain Planet doesnt really do anythign, he kinda jsut comes in the last minute for a short amount of time, but when he does, HE PWNS!

So i said

"Ahh, so Captain Planet is the Nano Blast of Kids Television..."

He couldnt stop laughing and claims it was the funniest thing i've ever said :/

not that funny if u ask me >.>

Katrina

Mar 25, 2008, 02:29 PM

On 2008-03-25 11:17, pikachief wrote:
My friend was telling how Captain Planet doesnt really do anythign, he kinda jsut comes in the last minute for a short amount of time, but when he does, HE PWNS!

So i said

"Ahh, so Captain Planet is the Nano Blast of Kids Television..."

He couldnt stop laughing and claims it was the funniest thing i've ever said :/

not that funny if u ask me >.>

That reminded me of a funny moment I had when i was on PC. We were all in the lobby running Linear Line (it was 1st week of PSU). 5 people showed up looking like the Captain Planet kids shouting "earth" "fire" "wind" "water" "heart". In pops Captain Planet as they all yell the catch phrase 8D They were pretty good imitations, especially with the limited clothing selections http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime1.gif

chibiLegolas

Mar 25, 2008, 02:55 PM

During my usual random party runs, I ran into a pretty missmatched/low leveled party doing sealabs (back when it's the hot spot & still difficult). Many deaths and near deaths accured. But this one perticular guy kept breaking out in song whenever he died or almost died.
"Baby don't hurt me. Don't hurt me. No more...."

It was just such a random comment to spout out in a tight situation, we ALL broke out laugh'n and joining him. ><
I guess it turned into a kareoke night for us. With us switching from one famous song to another (with appropriate lyrics for the situation of course).

It was just so memorable for me since most folks were so uptight at sea labs for their meseta farming when all we wanted was just a fun and challenging time together.
People shun on random parties, but it's times like these that make online games just so much fun for me. You'll never know who you're gonna meet up in life. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif

[ This Message was edited by: chibiLegolas on 2008-03-25 12:58 ]

Akaimizu

Mar 25, 2008, 03:05 PM

Nothing super funny that I remember. That is, I think the funniest thing I probably did was a joke that was so spontaneous, I can't even remember it right now.

In general, I tend to put movie-quote-like one liners for Tynselle.
- For taking down a group of Koltova/Distova -- "..and THAT'S how scrapple is made!"
- For yet another De Ragan or Lightning Dragon battle, (rarely done) "..yawn.." (but precisely at the time the thing opens it's mouth in the boss preview)
- Another rare one for going against any of the Demon-type creatures. "Time to fire up some wings... and have a Barbeque!"

- After Tynselle (Acrotecher) totally went crazy with the whip on a Drua and its lackeys in Moatoob. The last one dies and she says, "..and thus ends our little training session." Considering how clean-minded my speech generally is, online; a few people including Icee had a hoot hearing such a line from Tynselle. She immediately called me on such a dominatrix kind of line. The best part of it was that it wasn't meant to be that way. Tynselle's dad used a photon whip because he was the main animal tamer at the circus. Tynselle was using that line as a circus reference.

- And last but not least, perhaps a one-timer, long ago. Fighting a Goldova in Parum, setting it on fire and recatching it with my SE4 Fire bow.
"I love the smell of burnt Goldova."
"Smells like.....eh?!"
"OMG! Somebody get the BBQ Sauce!"
"And..Lots of it!"

[ This Message was edited by: Akaimizu on 2008-03-25 16:35 ]

Retniwreven

Mar 25, 2008, 04:09 PM

http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_cowsleep.gif
We're going Koltova tipping.

Bolvyn

Mar 25, 2008, 04:26 PM

When I was on Ginger some one thout I was a girl.
He was trying to flurt with me and offer some stuff for me. Untill I ternd my mic on then he left the room. LOL

Ginger is my Wife's character I was lv up.

Mikura

Mar 25, 2008, 04:31 PM

Not really funny but sorta amusing. Around the time Sealab was hot, some guy was hitting on my female character then offered me something like 1.5 mil meseta. Back then, meseta was practically worthless and he had around 50 mil so I just smiled and took it like a bastard. >_> Haven't seen him since. xD

Another thing that always made me smile is back when everyone got their Song For Deaths after 1up...we'd spam our grenades and shout "THE MOAR U NO" while we were blowing everything away. It's dumb but the first time we did that, I just cracked up laughing.

dogg1000

Mar 25, 2008, 04:48 PM

I cant remember the funniest thing ive done but something i do often is when ppl die with no scapes, i jsut sit on them no matter if were at the boss or in them middle of a run. >.>

imfanboy

Mar 25, 2008, 06:19 PM

Hm.....

I think one of the funnier things I did was this:

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i225/iamfanboy/psu20070107_132520_005copy.jpg

I've done it twice more, and I've got the statues to do it again... now I just need a target....

Jakosifer

Mar 25, 2008, 06:22 PM

I'll just say this: I'm my main group of friends' comic relief apparently. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

Weeaboolits

Mar 25, 2008, 06:26 PM

My time as a "REAL FORCE".

It was amusing to say the least.

shotsfired

Mar 25, 2008, 06:28 PM

funniest thing....

paying 10 bucks a month for this game...

Noblewine

Mar 25, 2008, 08:31 PM

Spamming "Hail Laia new leader of the Guardians". I was bored.

Kion

Mar 25, 2008, 09:43 PM

fair warning; this is really immature.

when her secret mission was popular, i was looking to jon a random party for some runs. as always with lots of gardians crammed into a small location there's lots of annoying spammage and immature messages. i made the following shortcut:
[spoiler-box]
------(_/)--------------(_/)--------
------(>.<) _(_/)------(^.^) _(_/)
-----o( > ( --- o.0)----o( > ( --- >.<)
(separted into two short cuts and then spammed back and forth)
[/spoiler-box]

out of shock value it got everyone to shut up for about a minute before they started spamming again.

Gunslinger-08

Mar 25, 2008, 09:49 PM

On 2008-03-25 19:43, Kion wrote:
fair warning; this is really immature.

when her secret mission was popular, i was looking to jon a random party for some runs. as always with lots of gardians crammed into a small location there's lots of annoying spammage and immature messages. i made the following shortcut:
[spoiler-box]
------(_/)--------------(_/)--------
------(>.<) _(_/)------(^.^) _(_/)
-----o( > ( --- o.0)----o( > ( --- >.<)
(separted into two short cuts and then spammed back and forth)
[/spoiler-box]

out of shock value it got everyone to shut up for about a minute before they started spamming again.

o_O I give you points for creativity.... but yeah. That's messed up. (I did laugh though)

[ This Message was edited by: Gunslinger-08 on 2008-03-25 19:50 ]

Axicore

Mar 25, 2008, 10:43 PM

One night me and my random party were running Linear Line when we just broke in to a song from the "Lion King", Hakuna Matata.

Telina

Mar 25, 2008, 10:51 PM

First time i saw the zanshu misaki's stats and picture i was pretty pissed that sega made a second weapon that looked identical to the yamata misaki but had almost double the attack power..... i made a forum topic to call attention to sega's lazy programing and lack of creativity

lo and behold it didn't occur to me that the zanshu misaki was just the single claw version of the yamata misaki...yeeaaa....i was pretty embarrassed. To the point where i'm not sure bringing it back up on the forums is a smart thing....

DrBozzlestein

Mar 25, 2008, 11:01 PM

Im sad to say the funniest thing ive ever done was buy a Kan Yu [B] and then accidentally sell it at an npc shop. WORST INVESTMENT EVER!

JAFO22000

Mar 26, 2008, 12:37 PM

On 2008-03-25 16:28, shotsfired wrote:
funniest thing....

paying 10 bucks a month for this game...

Ooooo, this brings up another funny moment...!

The_Gio

Mar 26, 2008, 12:56 PM

When the PC/PS2 servers bearly came up and when it was populated in more than one area,I met a bunch of random guys at the colonies 4th floor,in which then we all started talking,which then ended up me leading a riot of guys(like around 30 or 40 guys) to the bar on parum west(to get wasted and party)but when we found out there was no such things as drinks in PSU,we just ended screaming 'HEY BABY' to every girl that passed.Eventually we got bored and just made up a clan to remember everyone that was there,called it the juice clan or something like that(I personally thought we were being like frat boys),and we never got in contact with each other again. I guess it was crazy,I miss those days on PSU when I could socialize with someone I don't know AND they wouldn't be an ass.

str898mustang

Mar 26, 2008, 01:15 PM

Deja's comic

Jife_Jifremok

Mar 26, 2008, 10:55 PM

While running Plains Overlord over a year ago, I was partying with a couple of friends whose levels were at the time lower than mine, and some asshole whose level was as high as mine or higher. I was party leader.

him: kik weakys

him: kik weakys

*run progresses and I realize what he's saying, I wait till we reach the boss room.*

me: Are you saying I should kick the weaker guys from the party?

him: ya

me: Okay.

friend: Hey!

That asshole has been removed from the party.

Me: Oops!

klaiz_9

Mar 29, 2008, 11:23 PM

filled this random yoh's room with humping vandas
http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll283/flotroncast888/pwnt.jpg

sat on a cactus the wrong way http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif or is it the right way?!... ~_~
http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll283/flotroncast888/lolz2.jpg
http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll283/flotroncast888/lolz.jpg

The_Gio

Mar 30, 2008, 12:03 AM

On 2008-03-29 21:23, klaiz_9 wrote:
filled this random yoh's room with humping vandas
http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll283/flotroncast888/pwnt.jpg

Hey! you stole my room design -.-

Larian

Mar 30, 2008, 02:42 PM

On 2008-03-25 16:26, Ronin_Cooper wrote:
My time as a "REAL FORCE".

It was amusing to say the least.

WTF is a resta?

furrypaws

Mar 30, 2008, 02:46 PM

XD, there were two that were probably my favorites (although I've had some strange ones).

Well, first one. I pretty much made a mini version of one of my friends characters and stalked him around Cylez. Then he used some weird *action* thing (like *kicks Mini-Yashato in the crotch*), and I ran away and blacklisted him for a day. Good times. =D

The other time, it was back about a year ago, when you had to beat the Omnagoug to get to the Hot Springs (Me and my friends' favorite lobby). There are four of us there, 3 of them level 30's and me, a little level 21 Beast. One of them had the great idea to do it on B rank (with 35 creatures). You've gotta understand that this mission used to be near impossible, even with a group like that. Well, we finally struggle all the way to the boss teleporter, and we all jump in.

All three of them lagout and leave me alone.

They all suggest that I wait and die there 10 times to get rid of scapes, and after the 10th death, they decide that the mission wasn't worth it and they should do it on C instead.

T_T

Mimo

Mar 31, 2008, 01:02 AM

On 2008-03-30 12:42, Larian wrote:

On 2008-03-25 16:26, Ronin_Cooper wrote:
My time as a "REAL FORCE".

It was amusing to say the least.

WTF is a resta?

giomon! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

lol klaiz!! i didnt know you posted here! xD

unicorn

Mar 31, 2008, 01:14 AM

I interrupted a cybering PSU-couple.

And I stuck around to be all obnoxious.

[ This Message was edited by: super_luu on 2008-03-30 23:14 ]

Larian

Mar 31, 2008, 02:41 AM

On 2008-03-30 23:14, super_luu wrote:
I interrupted a cybering PSU-couple.

And I stuck around to be all obnoxious.

[ This Message was edited by: super_luu on 2008-03-30 23:14 ]

Ewwwwww...

I haven't wore clothes in like 2 weeks...and somebody finally told me to put some on. I ended up putting on a Rappy Suit and then someone asked me why I was wearing it...So I took it back off! =/