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CrimsomWolf
Mar 29, 2008, 01:40 PM
I'm looking for Ion Cannon. It's big. It's bad and it (should be)orbiting/orbits Earth. And it fires nice blue beams of death. Did anyone seen it?
Retniwreven
Mar 29, 2008, 01:51 PM
I have a pen that fires blue beams of headaches. Especially when I blink it on and off rapidly.
Tact
Mar 29, 2008, 01:53 PM
On 2008-03-29 11:51, Retniwreven wrote:
I have a pen that fires blue beams of headaches. Especially when I blink it on and off rapidly.



Hey, so do I! Except mine also has the added capability of being a laser pointer.
CrimsomWolf
Mar 29, 2008, 01:53 PM
Does it also orbit (or is supposed to) Earth???
CrimsomWolf
Mar 29, 2008, 01:58 PM
....*sigh* and I could've gone for cheaper one....


But on bright side, mine is(or rather was) good at demolition and rebuilding. One shot here, one there, and entire area good as new!
Retniwreven
Mar 29, 2008, 02:03 PM
The trick is to get a blue, green, and red laser pointer, then blink them on and off rapidly, and then get to go home early due to seizure.
CrimsomWolf
Mar 29, 2008, 02:04 PM
Does it do much damage?
Tact
Mar 29, 2008, 02:12 PM
On 2008-03-29 12:03, Retniwreven wrote:
The trick is to get a blue, green, and red laser pointer, then blink them on and off rapidly, and then get to go home early due to seizure.



The only way to really see all of those lasers is to point them directly at your eyes. You would be blinded long before you get a seizure.
Nitro Vordex
Mar 29, 2008, 02:14 PM
Looks like everyone's having fun with radiation. >_>
CrimsomWolf
Mar 29, 2008, 02:14 PM
OOooookkkaaaayyyy that explains few things. I'm afraid that you can't use Ion cannon like that, without blowing you head off. And that's something I want to avoid.
Nitro Vordex
Mar 29, 2008, 02:15 PM
On 2008-03-29 12:14, CrimsomWolf wrote:
And that's something I want to avoid.


;oh really?
CrimsomWolf
Mar 29, 2008, 02:18 PM
I mean my OWN head.... I don't mind my neighberhood thought (that's why I need it in first place.)
Ketchup345
Mar 30, 2008, 12:00 AM
Sorry, still trying to save up the 5000 credits for it, knew I should have made that one extra harvester...
Weeaboolits
Mar 30, 2008, 12:36 AM
I have a positron cannon, but I'm not willing to loan it out.
Chuck_Norris
Mar 30, 2008, 01:02 AM
Sorry, no Ion Cannon. I do have an Iron Cannon though. Shoots blocks of led into thing's brains. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif