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Ketchup345
Apr 6, 2008, 01:49 PM
Ok, I am starting to plan for the inevitable zombie attack, but need some input. What is everyone's plan?

Nitro Vordex
Apr 6, 2008, 01:51 PM
kill everyone before they get the chance.

TalHex
Apr 6, 2008, 01:52 PM
create an entire world out side of time and space and set it up as the seat of kitsunian rule ^.^

Tact
Apr 6, 2008, 02:10 PM
I would hide in my moving B4R and fit it with weapons.

If the situation gets bad enough I would ask Talon to take the B4R (and me with it) into his interdimensional planet.

TheOneHero
Apr 6, 2008, 02:15 PM
As long as Ninja Le TOH exists, you don't need to worry about zombies.

I foil their uprisings on a weekly basis.

btw, this should be a sticky to bring awareness to the people if by some unholy act, I leave this world.

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Nitro Vordex
Apr 6, 2008, 02:33 PM
I think it'd be a blessing. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

TheOneHero
Apr 6, 2008, 02:46 PM
On 2008-04-06 12:33, Nitro_Vordex wrote:
I think it'd be a blessing. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



Don't go to sleep.

Nitro Vordex
Apr 6, 2008, 03:57 PM
http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

Randomness
Apr 6, 2008, 04:50 PM
My plan? Use a mega phoenix to revive them all, thus wiping em all out. (Yay FF physics)

Plan B is to use a megalixir, similar effect.

Plan C is spamming healing magic on em.

Sense a pattern yet?

(My last resort is just to nuke them, but the healing magic is more fun)

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Skuda
Apr 6, 2008, 05:20 PM
Guns, and lots of em.

Also fire.

Nitro Vordex
Apr 6, 2008, 05:29 PM
On 2008-04-06 14:50, Randomness wrote:
My plan? Use a mega phoenix to revive them all, thus wiping em all out. (Yay FF physics)

Plan B is to use a megalixir, similar effect.

Plan C is spamming healing magic on em.

Sense a pattern yet?

Spam.

Randomness
Apr 6, 2008, 05:32 PM
On 2008-04-06 15:29, Nitro_Vordex wrote:

On 2008-04-06 14:50, Randomness wrote:
My plan? Use a mega phoenix to revive them all, thus wiping em all out. (Yay FF physics)

Plan B is to use a megalixir, similar effect.

Plan C is spamming healing magic on em.

Sense a pattern yet?

Spam.



Well, there was also the option of teleporting them into the middle of Talon's camp...

Nitro Vordex
Apr 6, 2008, 05:40 PM
On 2008-04-06 15:32, Randomness wrote:

On 2008-04-06 15:29, Nitro_Vordex wrote:

On 2008-04-06 14:50, Randomness wrote:
My plan? Use a mega phoenix to revive them all, thus wiping em all out. (Yay FF physics)

Plan B is to use a megalixir, similar effect.

Plan C is spamming healing magic on em.

Sense a pattern yet?

Spam.



Well, there was also the option of teleporting them into the middle of Talon's camp...


Spam+Stubborn

TalHex
Apr 6, 2008, 05:45 PM
my camp won't be there when the zombies come

Randomness
Apr 6, 2008, 05:45 PM
On 2008-04-06 15:40, Nitro_Vordex wrote:

On 2008-04-06 15:32, Randomness wrote:

On 2008-04-06 15:29, Nitro_Vordex wrote:

On 2008-04-06 14:50, Randomness wrote:
My plan? Use a mega phoenix to revive them all, thus wiping em all out. (Yay FF physics)

Plan B is to use a megalixir, similar effect.

Plan C is spamming healing magic on em.

Sense a pattern yet?

Spam.



Well, there was also the option of teleporting them into the middle of Talon's camp...


Spam+Stubborn



Spamming whatever hurts most and being stubborn about it is generally how you beat stuff.

Nitro Vordex
Apr 6, 2008, 05:47 PM
On 2008-04-06 11:51, Nitro_Vordex wrote:
kill everyone before they get the chance.


Obvious people.

And I mean so there's nothing left to become zombie. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_evil.gif

Randomness
Apr 6, 2008, 05:50 PM
Oh, we just don't want anything that can become a zombie? Why not just blow up the universe then?

Nitro Vordex
Apr 6, 2008, 05:52 PM
The universe itself isn't alive. >:(

We just want to be aware of human zombies.

Randomness
Apr 6, 2008, 05:53 PM
Human zombies only? Racist. What about the zombified dragons and elves behind them?

Nitro Vordex
Apr 6, 2008, 05:55 PM
On 2008-04-06 15:53, Randomness wrote:
Human zombies only? Racist. What about the zombified dragons and elves behind them?


Correction: Speciesist<---Not a word

Dragons and elves, you're on your own. =/

Randomness
Apr 6, 2008, 05:56 PM
Allright. Does that also mean you won't put the kitsune zombies mixed in there to rest?

Nitro Vordex
Apr 6, 2008, 06:06 PM
The kitsunes won't be there, as Tal said.

Ketchup345
Apr 6, 2008, 06:11 PM
On 2008-04-06 15:20, Skuda wrote:
Guns, and lots of em.

Also fire.Only realistic plan so far.

Come on people, I need help here!

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Randomness
Apr 6, 2008, 06:21 PM
On 2008-04-06 16:11, Ketchup345 wrote:

On 2008-04-06 15:20, Skuda wrote:
Guns, and lots of em.

Also fire.Only realistic plan so far.

Come on people, I need help here!

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Abusing game mechanics doesnt count?

Well, we could always break into a missile silo, hack the comp, and drop multiple warheads on them.

Ketchup345
Apr 6, 2008, 06:24 PM
On 2008-04-06 16:21, Randomness wrote:
Abusing game mechanics doesnt count?

Well, we could always break into a missile silo, hack the comp, and drop multiple warheads on them.I don't think game mechanics, especially ones that can be broken fit in with life.

Nitro Vordex
Apr 6, 2008, 06:26 PM
I said kill everyone. :<

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Apr 6, 2008, 07:22 PM
On 2008-04-06 16:11, Ketchup345 wrote:

On 2008-04-06 15:20, Skuda wrote:
Guns, and lots of em.

Also fire.Only realistic plan so far.

Come on people, I need help here!

http://www.zombiesarecoming.com/

Steal someone else's plan, and also plenty of screens from Dawn of the Dead (2004).

But yeah, pretty interesting. The April 1 entry about zombie intelligence being done in "labs" somewhere, no source = Zombies are coming soon.

Another site was selling some expensive zombie survival kits, with real machete (!).

Airalean
Apr 6, 2008, 08:09 PM
Dood, I would want to be someone who turns into a zombie right of the bat, I've thought about it. A girl like me wouldn't stand a chance.
No more zombie movies for me ;~;

TheOneHero
Apr 6, 2008, 08:11 PM
Ketchup, if I was an ordinary human...

1. Make your way to southern Texas and get into one of those self-sustaining cult compounds.

2. Gather those worthy saving and head to the northern mountains, and prepare your base. (should probably start doing this before the zombie attack, so when it actually does come, you're ready.)

3. Raise the zombies yourself and control them.

4. Let me train you as a Ninja. :3

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Apr 6, 2008, 08:12 PM
In 28 Days later the girl is really the zombie killer extraordinaire for 2/3 the movie until it all gets crazy for that one guy. Also in the Resident Evils which I haven't seen since the first.

Zabrio
Apr 6, 2008, 08:15 PM
again i was expecting somehting else like that RedvsBlue episode.....

Airalean
Apr 6, 2008, 08:19 PM
Now I'm going to have more nightmares about zombies...thanks guys.
I hope I die before this happens O.o

Ketchup345
Apr 6, 2008, 08:20 PM
On 2008-04-06 18:15, Zaro wrote:
again i was expecting somehting else like that RedvsBlue episode.....That's actually what inspired this thread.


On 2008-04-06 18:11, TheOneHero wrote:
Ketchup, if I was an ordinary human...

1. Make your way to southern Texas and get into one of those self-sustaining cult compounds.

2. Gather those worthy saving and head to the northern mountains, and prepare your base. (should probably start doing this before the zombie attack, so when it actually does come, you're ready.)

3. Raise the zombies yourself and control them.

4. Let me train you as a Ninja. :31) Much too far without using a vehicle.
2) More likely, but still fairly far. My best bet might be hijack a boat and sail to Canada.
3) I fear trying this would turn into a Jurassic Park type scenario.
4) Sounds good. Though I'd prefer a Monk's/Shaolin spade over a katana.

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Tact
Apr 6, 2008, 08:21 PM
On 2008-04-06 18:19, Brittanyy wrote:
Now I'm going to have more nightmares about zombies...thanks guys.
I hope I die before this happens O.o



Don't worry, we'll protect you from the zombies. However, we can't make any promises about any other supernatural occurances. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Airalean
Apr 6, 2008, 08:25 PM
Most of us, most, are smart, or insane. I think if this were to happen we would want to all find each other. Or those people from the zombies are coming website. Now I'm seriously freaked about this. Over active imagination.... D:

VanHalen
Apr 6, 2008, 08:27 PM
Is it cool for me to help plan. I am 1/3 zombie on my father's side.

Ketchup345
Apr 6, 2008, 08:28 PM
Grab the Zombie Survival Guide, read it, and make a plan (that's what this is for), and you won't have to worry about much. World War Z may also help (I haven't read it yet though).

Tact
Apr 6, 2008, 08:32 PM
On 2008-04-06 18:25, Brittanyy wrote:
Most of us, most, are smart, or insane. I think if this were to happen we would want to all find each other.



That would be very hard to do, considering most of us live in different countries/states. Also, with the whole zombie deal, it would be difficult to get around.



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Nitro Vordex
Apr 6, 2008, 08:40 PM
We will all meet... in the sky.

Because Dherris Kharlan is too far away. ._.

TheOneHero
Apr 6, 2008, 08:41 PM
Ketchup: A common misconception that Ninja only use Katana!

You use whatever weapon you damn well please. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Wait in some secluded area for all the zombies to decay and fall apart.

Err, actually, lemme think about that:

If the most populous places were attacked and wiped out by zombies first, wouldn't that mean they'd leave and go to the secluded areas next? Thus making New York a prime place to be after the first two months of the invasion.

Brit, you evoke an overwhelming sense of protection from me! Stop it! XD http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Ketchup345
Apr 6, 2008, 08:55 PM
On 2008-04-06 18:41, TheOneHero wrote:
Ketchup: A common misconception that Ninja only use Katana!

You use whatever weapon you damn well please. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Wait in some secluded area for all the zombies to decay and fall apart.

Err, actually, lemme think about that:

If the most populous places were attacked and wiped out by zombies first, wouldn't that mean they'd leave and go to the secluded areas next? Thus making New York a prime place to be after the first two months of the invasion.

Brit, you evoke an overwhelming sense of protection from me! Stop it! XD http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gifI figured that Ninja would focus more on the two handed sword types than polearms, sorry. I have been described as ninja-like by some people, but I fear that won't help much against a zombie's senses.

I'd like to think that zombies would follow some basic chemistry rules. Especially the equilibrium rule. Some zombies would venture out, but others would stay and "haunt" the area. Of course when a living human is detected, they will go for the food.

Airalean
Apr 6, 2008, 08:58 PM
Let's say a virus is the reason for our undead foes. That's like reanimating the body, yes? Wouldn't they die eventually from lack of food. Wouldn't they still have needs if reanimated? I don't know ;~;

VanHalen
Apr 6, 2008, 09:00 PM
On 2008-04-06 18:41, TheOneHero wrote:
New York



;_;

Sord
Apr 6, 2008, 09:04 PM
On 2008-04-06 18:28, Ketchup345 wrote:
Grab the Zombie Survival Guide, read it, and make a plan (that's what this is for), and you won't have to worry about much. World War Z may also help (I haven't read it yet though).


damn, was reading through hoping that i would be first to bring up that book. By far most entertaining survival book ever. Anyone here who has not read it should seriously buy/borrow/check out a copy. Already read it 2 or 3 times myself.

http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z121/feisord/zombiesurvivalguide.jpg

TalHex
Apr 6, 2008, 09:05 PM
*starts construction on Mirvari*

Ketchup345
Apr 6, 2008, 09:07 PM
On 2008-04-06 18:58, Brittanyy wrote:
Let's say a virus is the reason for our undead foes. That's like reanimating the body, yes? Wouldn't they die eventually from lack of food. Wouldn't they still have needs if reanimated? I don't know ;~;Read the book (it claims the main cause for zombies is a virus). Basically, the virus changes the biology of humans to need nothing at all, but still hunger for human flesh. Natural decay is also slowed by a very large degree.

Airalean
Apr 6, 2008, 09:10 PM
@ Sord: After i became extremely paranoid from zombie movies, Shligger told me to get that book. I'm looking for it. I don't wanna order http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_mad.gif

And Ketchup, thanks, I was wondering about that XD

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Apr 6, 2008, 09:34 PM
World War Z's worst part, from Amazon.com reviews is the Animu freek Japan guy who suddenly can swing around a katana with expert ease.

Credible not!
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Furthermore:

American Ninja 7:ToHbo attax?