Ask Wheatpenny III: Turbo Champion Edition

[Wheatpenny]

Well as the rules state I can not resurect old threads, so I have to start over but I guess third time is a charm, this is yet another revisioning of two older threads I started way back when I played PSU, now that I have returned to PSU I have decided to return to my origional place of human Magic 8-ball so to speak.

****Disclaimer****
The fates can be fickle some times,I do not gurante that your answer(s) will be any of the following.

-correct
-punctual
-in order of being asked
-serious
-spelled correctly
-sarcasm free
-for that matter anything else I mised


Void in New Zeland.

So without further ado let us begin. *cracks knuckles*

[TalHex]

if i made it all 4 seasons at once what would happen?

[Wheatpenny]

You would get a brand new copy of Smash Brothers Brawl. The power of 4 seasons togeter open the rift from smashworld and call forth a new game.

[Anduril]

If I eat a bagel for breakfast would it be a better choice than a slice of toast?

[Wheatpenny]

Bagels are nice, so is toast, I start my day with a bowl of Kellog's Smart Start and a bananna.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

He's back... baby!

My Question:

Is President Moo2u stalled on an airplane runway in Dubai or something?
He has been gone months!

[Wheatpenny]

On 2008-04-09 09:33, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
He's back... baby!

My Question:

Is President Moo2u stalled on an airplane runway in Dubai or something?
He has been gone months!



No he's pinned down by snipers he made the tragic mistake of hitching a ride with Hillary Clinton.



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[Anduril]

If Bobby has 3 apples and Julie has 6, why don't they just shut up and eat?

[Wheatpenny]

On 2008-04-09 09:50, Anduril wrote:
If Bobby has 3 apples and Julie has 6, why don't they just shut up and eat?



Because if they eat their apples that is depleting their ammunition they already had. Bobby is at enough of a dissadvantage as it is vs. Julie.

[Solstis]

White tea or Green tea?

[TalHex]

why does the ps3 weigh so fing much?

[Wheatpenny]

On 2008-04-09 09:59, Solstis wrote:
White tea or Green tea?



Green tea, them antioxidants work wonders.

[Wheatpenny]

On 2008-04-09 10:01, TalonKitsune wrote:
why does the ps3 weigh so fing much?



Nice to see sony has made their doomsday decvices to double as wheights for fitness purpouses.

[TalHex]

*nearly dislocated arm carrying the bloody thing out of the store*

[Wheatpenny]

On 2008-04-09 10:06, TalonKitsune wrote:
*nearly dislocated arm carrying the bloody thing out of the store*



Right now it may be painfull, but think of all the women you will get from having big guns after carrying that thing around.

[Anduril]

On a scale of one to Bananarama, where did I leave my wallet and keys?

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[TalHex]

should i bench press a buick or my ps3?

[Wheatpenny]

On 2008-04-09 10:12, TalonKitsune wrote:
should i bench press a buick or my ps3?



PS3 not only will it be a workout but show that you have the sensibility for the cutting edge of game technology.

[Wheatpenny]

On 2008-04-09 10:12, Anduril wrote:
On a scale of one to Bananarama, where did I leave my wallet and keys?

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You left them at the corner of Lime Fandango and Bluberry Razmataz.

[Out_Kast]

Who has the bigger half?

[AlexCraig]

Is the cup next to me half full or half empty?

[Wheatpenny]

On 2008-04-09 10:29, Out_Kast wrote:
Who has the bigger half?



Don Johnson.

[Wheatpenny]

On 2008-04-09 10:35, AlexCraig wrote:
Is the cup next to me half full or half empty?



There is stuff in it.

[Out_Kast]

What is a Wheatpenny?

[Wyndham]

does my Apple BlackMacbook make my butt look good?

[Wheatpenny]

On 2008-04-09 11:00, Out_Kast wrote:
What is a Wheatpenny?



1. The Lincoln Wheat Ears Cent (sometimes referred to as a Wheat penny, a Wheatback, a Wheat Head, or a Wheatie) was a United States one-cent coin produced from 1909 to 1958.

2. A guy on PSOWorld FKL Forums that answers
random questions.

[Wheatpenny]

On 2008-04-09 11:02, Wyndham wrote:
does my Apple BlackMacbook make my butt look good?




As long as you aren't wearing any pants.

[Katrina]

When will artificial intelligence in machines achieve free will and subsequently dominate the planet?

[AlexCraig]

I hate to tell you, Wheatpenny, but my cup wa empty the whole time.

[Weeaboolits]

What is the question?

[AlexCraig]

NOW my cup has tea in it.

[TalHex]

when will shin come to claim us all? if ever

[Wheatpenny]

On 2008-04-09 12:12, Katrina wrote:
When will artificial intelligence in machines achieve free will and subsequently dominate the planet?



Not as long as Megaman X exists.

[Wheatpenny]

On 2008-04-09 12:15, AlexCraig wrote:
I hate to tell you, Wheatpenny, but my cup wa empty the whole time.




I regret to inform you that I never said my answers would be correct http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif I stand corrected though good sir http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[Wheatpenny]

On 2008-04-09 12:21, Ronin_Cooper wrote:
What is the question?




What is truth? That is my favorite question.

[Randomness]

What should I do in case of zombies?

[Wheatpenny]

On 2008-04-09 12:30, TalonKitsune wrote:
when will shin come to claim us all? if ever




On his taxes, probably soon. As far as any other claims go I can't be certian but I will say late Octember.

[Wheatpenny]

On 2008-04-09 12:42, Randomness wrote:
What should I do in case of zombies?




Read the Zombie Survival guide by Max Brooks. It entails all of your zombie survival needs.

[Katrina]

What the hell is a platypus and why do i care? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_confused.gif

[Wheatpenny]

On 2008-04-09 12:47, Katrina wrote:
What the hell is a platypus and why do i care? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_confused.gif



The Platypus or the "Easter Bunny" as he's called in some circles is very important, without him we would never have a cheap, abundant supply of chocolate candy during the month of March.

[TalHex]

Who are THEY? are they related to THEM? and are the denizens behind this conspiracy?

[Wheatpenny]

THEY are THEM and WE are US.

[TalHex]

O.O

[Nitro Vordex]

how do I shot web?

[Wheatpenny]

On 2008-04-09 15:29, Nitro_Vordex wrote:
how do I shot web?



I have an answer for this question but given the nature of the answer it would get me banned if I said it in its full entirety. So in lieu of that I offer this shortend and ambiguous answer.

Its all in the wrist...

[Weeaboolits]

On 2008-04-09 12:42, Wheatpenny wrote:

On 2008-04-09 12:21, Ronin_Cooper wrote:
What is the question?What is truth? That is my favorite question.Truth is empty and inconstant.

Also, What is truth? 42. Nah, doesn't work. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

[Wheatpenny]

On 2008-04-09 16:00, Ronin_Cooper wrote:

On 2008-04-09 12:42, Wheatpenny wrote:

On 2008-04-09 12:21, Ronin_Cooper wrote:
What is the question?What is truth? That is my favorite question.Truth is empty and inconstant.

Also, What is truth? 42. Nah, doesn't work. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif




Truth... you know that smile that slowly grows uppon your face after defeating someone in a dispute and or debate that you know is lying? That is truth, at least that is the way I see it.

[TalHex]

life is a game of chess, happiness is when your opponent realizes that you have completely crushed them and the next two moves will end it ^.^

[Wheatpenny]

On 2008-04-09 16:08, TalonKitsune wrote:
life is a game of chess, happiness is when your opponent realizes that you have completely crushed them and the next two moves will end it ^.^



Well met Kitsune, well met.

[Nitro Vordex]

If aliens were to take over the Earth in 1.3 hours, travelling at 3x≥9 the speed of light...

How long would it take to prepare, make, cook, and eat mah pizza pie?

[Chuck_Norris]

What was The Who's first Album called?
Are you a purple pumpkin eater?
What is your favorite type of Q-tip?

[TalHex]

just how much random text really can fit into chuck's user profile anyway?

[Wheatpenny]

On 2008-04-09 16:31, Nitro_Vordex wrote:
If aliens were to take over the Earth in 1.3 hours, travelling at 3x≥9 the speed of light...

How long would it take to prepare, make, cook, and eat mah pizza pie?



Delivery- 1 hour 30 minutes
Digiornos 40 minutes

[Wheatpenny]

On 2008-04-09 18:41, Chuck_Norris wrote:
What was The Who's first Album called?
Are you a purple pumpkin eater?
What is your favorite type of Q-tip?




1965 My Generation(UK) The Who Sings My Generation(US)


No

Ones that actualy get the stuff out of my ears instead of pushing it further in my ear canal.

[Wheatpenny]

On 2008-04-09 18:45, TalonKitsune wrote:
just how much random text really can fit into chuck's user profile anyway?




with Chuck the possibilities are endless.

[Nitro Vordex]

7?

[Anduril]

Why?

[Chuck_Norris]

What's the difference betwine a Blog, and a Forum?
Ever play God Of War?

[Katrina]

Why do people in society become complacent being caught in the daily repetitive routines we call life?

[Nitro Vordex]

Why do these peope insist on trying to sound smarter? D:

[Wheatpenny]

On 2008-04-10 11:16, Nitro_Vordex wrote:
7?




The number commonly known as lucky.

[Randomness]

What will my calculus teacher cover tomorrow?

[Chuck_Norris]

Why did Square Soft change their name to Square Zenix or whatever?

[Wheatpenny]

On 2008-04-10 11:46, Anduril wrote:
Why?




To Quote Abe Lincoln:

I don't look at things that happend and ask why I look at things that have yet to happen and ask "Why not?".

[Chuck_Norris]

Wanna play PeeEssYou? ;o

[Wheatpenny]

On 2008-04-10 12:02, Chuck_Norris wrote:
What's the difference betwine a Blog, and a Forum?
Ever play God Of War?




BLOG-: a Web site that contains an online personal journal with reflections, comments, and often hyperlinks provided by the writer.

FORUM- a medium (as a newspaper or online service) of open discussion or expression of ideas.

Yeah I played the first one.

[Anduril]

Do you know the muffin man?
Am I ahving too much fun asking these questions?
Should I stop?

[Wheatpenny]

On 2008-04-10 12:18, Katrina wrote:
Why do people in society become complacent being caught in the daily repetitive routines we call life?




Because humanity as a whole is always affraid of the unknown, a routine is an emotional blinder to protect them from the unkown. But sometimes what you can't see can't hurt you.

[Wheatpenny]

On 2008-04-10 12:25, Nitro_Vordex wrote:
Why do these peope insist on trying to sound smarter? D:




Maybee its just for fun http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[Weeaboolits]

On 2008-04-10 12:26, Chuck_Norris wrote:
Why did Square Soft change their name to Square Zenix or whatever?I can answer this one if Wheatpenny doesn't beat me to it.

Squaresoft and Enix were separate companies.

[Wheatpenny]

On 2008-04-10 12:26, Randomness wrote:
What will my calculus teacher cover tomorrow?



He will cover a lesson.

[Wheatpenny]

On 2008-04-10 12:26, Chuck_Norris wrote:
Why did Square Soft change their name to Square Zenix or whatever?



Because Squeenix sounded dumb.

[Randomness]

On 2008-04-10 12:46, Wheatpenny wrote:

On 2008-04-10 12:26, Randomness wrote:
What will my calculus teacher cover tomorrow?



He will cover a lesson.



This would be hilarious if I had a test tomorrow, but I don't.

[Wheatpenny]

On 2008-04-10 12:28, Chuck_Norris wrote:
Wanna play PeeEssYou? ;o



Yeah soon as I get out of work.

[Chuck_Norris]

When's that?

[Wheatpenny]

On 2008-04-10 12:36, Anduril wrote:
Do you know the muffin man?
Am I ahving too much fun asking these questions?
Should I stop?





Yeah me and Bill go way back.

No theres never such thing as too much fun.

Don't stop, ever.

[Wheatpenny]

On 2008-04-10 12:41, Ronin_Cooper wrote:

On 2008-04-10 12:26, Chuck_Norris wrote:
Why did Square Soft change their name to Square Zenix or whatever?I can answer this one if Wheatpenny doesn't beat me to it.

Squaresoft and Enix were separate companies.




The man is right, I just spouted the Squeenix thing off because I have been dissapointed with them as of late.

[Anduril]

Do I need ordinary wings, or will the sky itself carry me?

[Wheatpenny]

On 2008-04-10 13:28, Anduril wrote:
Do I need ordinary wings, or will the sky itself carry me?



Get some mechanized wings with a missle pod.. always best to be prepared.

[Nitro Vordex]

Are chiauas (Them small dogs) really overgrown rats?

[Wheatpenny]

On 2008-04-10 13:59, Nitro_Vordex wrote:
Are chiauas (Them small dogs) really overgrown rats?



No they are just realy realy, small dogs.

[Nitro Vordex]

Think you could kick a field goal with one?

[VanHalen]

Why couldn't Little Mac be a playable character in Brawl?

Why don't the two dudes in the Wii commercial stop paying so much for gas money and buy their own damn house to play the Wii?

If you were a loli, what would your special ability be?

[TalHex]

what is on my face? is it soot or cameo?

[Katrina]

bottled water or tap water?

[Wheatpenny]

On 2008-04-10 14:39, Nitro_Vordex wrote:
Think you could kick a field goal with one?




a 90 yard one at that.

[Wheatpenny]

On 2008-04-10 19:24, TalonKitsune wrote:
what is on my face? is it soot or cameo?




Maisma, did you forget to have your moogle carry the crystal bucket?

[Wheatpenny]

On 2008-04-10 19:55, Katrina wrote:
bottled water or tap water?




If its Dasani its both.

[Katrina]

1, 2, 3, 4, I declare a thumb war?

[Wheatpenny]

On 2008-04-10 19:21, VanHalen wrote:
Why couldn't Little Mac be a playable character in Brawl?

Why don't the two dudes in the Wii commercial stop paying so much for gas money and buy their own damn house to play the Wii?

If you were a loli, what would your special ability be?



That would be too awesome if he was playable, nintendo had to tone down the awesome in brawl so we wouldnt die.

They are goobers.

I would shoot fully baked hams.

[Wheatpenny]

On 2008-04-11 07:03, Katrina wrote:
1, 2, 3, 4, I declare a thumb war?




4,3,2,1 Declare your battle, I war for fun!

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

part 1.) How long can I be gone before anyone cares or notices?

part 2.) 4 day topic bump, lets see who cares the most or cares first.
Who will this guy be? Will it even be a guy?

[TalHex]

do i look better with soot on my face or without?

[Nitro Vordex]

OH SHI- Avy change!

Where the hell have you been, Haya? This place is nekkid without your obscure posts! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[VanHalen]

On 2008-04-15 17:53, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
[list]part 1.) How long can I be gone before anyone cares or notices?





I cared http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2008-04-15 18:33, VanHalen wrote:

On 2008-04-15 17:53, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
part 1.) How long can I be gone before anyone cares or notices?


I cared http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

Thanks Van.

For the Wheatness:
Do I need a topic made next time to notice or understand?