The only guy Chuck_Norris can't beat [Archive]

VanHalen

Apr 12, 2008, 10:35 PM

I think he may remember. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[spoiler-box]http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg145/george121/ng/super%20heros/hulk-1-2.jpg[/spoiler-box]

Nitro Vordex

Apr 12, 2008, 10:36 PM

o_O

TalHex

Apr 12, 2008, 10:38 PM

O.o

PhotonDrop

Apr 12, 2008, 10:42 PM

GAMMA CRUSH

TalHex

Apr 12, 2008, 10:44 PM

heh heh heh hulk ultimate destruction is a fun game ^.^

enoch

Apr 12, 2008, 10:44 PM

hahah.... chuck norris cant beat adam sandler. the roundhouse kik is about to be replaced with the foot upercut!

VanHalen

Apr 12, 2008, 10:45 PM

On 2008-04-12 20:42, PhotonDrop wrote:
GAMMA CHARGE

Nitro Vordex

Apr 12, 2008, 10:48 PM

On 2008-04-12 20:45, VanHalen wrote:

On 2008-04-12 20:42, PhotonDrop wrote:
E-102 GAMMA

TalHex

Apr 12, 2008, 10:51 PM

On 2008-04-12 20:48, Nitro_Vordex wrote:

On 2008-04-12 20:45, VanHalen wrote:

On 2008-04-12 20:42, PhotonDrop wrote:
GAMMA PAUNCH!

VanHalen

Apr 12, 2008, 11:32 PM

On 2008-04-12 20:51, TalonKitsune wrote:

On 2008-04-12 20:48, Nitro_Vordex wrote:

On 2008-04-12 20:45, VanHalen wrote:

On 2008-04-12 20:42, PhotonDrop wrote:
INFINITY!

Randomness

Apr 12, 2008, 11:37 PM

On 2008-04-12 21:32, VanHalen wrote:

On 2008-04-12 20:51, TalonKitsune wrote:

On 2008-04-12 20:48, Nitro_Vordex wrote:

On 2008-04-12 20:45, VanHalen wrote:

On 2008-04-12 20:42, PhotonDrop wrote:
ZERO!

PhotonDrop

Apr 12, 2008, 11:38 PM

On 2008-04-12 20:42, PhotonDrop wrote:
CHARGING STAR

[ This Message was edited by: PhotonDrop on 2008-04-12 21:38 ]

TalHex

Apr 12, 2008, 11:43 PM

On 2008-04-12 21:38, PhotonDrop wrote:

On 2008-04-12 20:42, PhotonDrop wrote:
DIVIDE BY ZERO!

[ This Message was edited by: PhotonDrop on 2008-04-12 21:38 ]

PhotonDrop

Apr 12, 2008, 11:44 PM

wtfAkumahax

Nitro Vordex

Apr 12, 2008, 11:58 PM

VanHalen

Apr 13, 2008, 12:01 AM

On 2008-04-12 21:38, PhotonDrop wrote:

On 2008-04-12 20:42, PhotonDrop wrote:
FINAL JUSTICE

[ This Message was edited by: PhotonDrop on 2008-04-12 21:38 ]

Nitro Vordex

Apr 13, 2008, 12:06 AM

On 2008-04-12 22:01, VanHalen wrote:

On 2008-04-12 21:38, PhotonDrop wrote:

On 2008-04-12 20:42, PhotonDrop wrote:
GIMMIE MY PROTON CANNON

[ This Message was edited by: PhotonDrop on 2008-04-12 21:38 ]

VanHalen

Apr 13, 2008, 12:06 AM

On 2008-04-12 21:58, Nitro_Vordex wrote:

On 2008-04-12 21:32, VanHalen wrote:

On 2008-04-12 20:51, TalonKitsune wrote:

On 2008-04-12 20:48, Nitro_Vordex wrote:

On 2008-04-12 20:45, VanHalen wrote:

On 2008-04-12 20:42, PhotonDrop wrote:
INFINITY!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7z3IFHpq1LY

??

You got it.

VanHalen

Apr 13, 2008, 12:08 AM

On 2008-04-12 22:06, Nitro_Vordex wrote:

On 2008-04-12 22:01, VanHalen wrote:

On 2008-04-12 21:38, PhotonDrop wrote:

On 2008-04-12 20:42, PhotonDrop wrote:
MAXIMUM SPIDER

[ This Message was edited by: PhotonDrop on 2008-04-12 21:38 ]

[ This Message was edited by: VanHalen on 2008-04-12 22:08 ]

Nitro Vordex

Apr 13, 2008, 12:17 AM

What does Mega yell, anyway? Is it in Japanese?

VanHalen

Apr 13, 2008, 12:20 AM

Yes.

Nitro Vordex

Apr 13, 2008, 12:25 AM

that was only half, Van. =/

VanHalen

Apr 13, 2008, 12:27 AM

Well I don't know what he says <_>. I can always say what I think he said

Itte putti ta! MAH GAWD!

Nitro Vordex

Apr 13, 2008, 01:06 AM

xD

I thought he said
Let's Boogie Down!
Taiyooohh!

pikachief

Apr 13, 2008, 01:10 AM

but-but-but.... chuck norris can make ONIONS CRY http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif

Chuck_Norris

Apr 13, 2008, 01:24 AM

*sigh* Yes, yes....The only guy cooler than me. I mean...How can ya beat THAT? That's like fighting a brick wall made out of metal coverd in lava...that shoots meteors...and explode into laser beams.

[ This Message was edited by: Chuck_Norris on 2008-04-12 23:25 ]

Nitro Vordex

Apr 13, 2008, 01:35 AM

On 2008-04-12 23:24, Chuck_Norris wrote:
*sigh* Yes, yes....The only guy cooler than me. I mean...How can ya beat THAT? That's like fighting a brick wall made out of metal coverd in lava...that shoots meteors...and explode into laser beams.

[ This Message was edited by: Chuck_Norris on 2008-04-12 23:25 ]

You forgot infinite health, 1337 hacking skillz, and GODMODD. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif

Chuck_Norris

Apr 13, 2008, 01:54 AM

On 2008-04-12 23:35, Nitro_Vordex wrote:

On 2008-04-12 23:24, Chuck_Norris wrote:
*sigh* Yes, yes....The only guy cooler than me. I mean...How can ya beat THAT? That's like fighting a brick wall made out of metal coverd in lava...that shoots meteors...and explode into laser beams.

[ This Message was edited by: Chuck_Norris on 2008-04-12 23:25 ]

You forgot infinite health, 1337 hacking skillz, and GODMODD. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif

SAME THING! D:<

HUnewearl_Meira

Apr 13, 2008, 01:58 AM

On 2008-04-12 23:24, Chuck_Norris wrote:
*sigh* Yes, yes....The only guy cooler than me. I mean...How can ya beat THAT? That's like fighting a brick wall made out of metal coverd in lava...that shoots meteors...and explode into laser beams.

There's only one way.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e358/VanGarrett/john_wayne-1.jpg

We need John Wayne.

Nitro Vordex

Apr 13, 2008, 02:06 AM

Ron Rayne?
RON RAYNE???
/scooby

NPCMook

Apr 13, 2008, 03:47 AM

On 2008-04-13 00:06, Nitro_Vordex wrote:
Ron Rayne?
RON RAYNE???
/scooby

Jon Wayne never appears on scooby Doo... however Don knotts did several times!

Nitro Vordex

Apr 13, 2008, 03:48 AM

On 2008-04-13 01:47, NPCMook wrote:

On 2008-04-13 00:06, Nitro_Vordex wrote:
Ron Rayne?
RON RAYNE???
/scooby

Jon Wayne never appears on scooby Doo... however Don knotts did several times!

Scooby did a funny impression of him, however.
The one with the magician who made it look like he could walk through walls. I'd forgotten the name of the episode.

NPCMook

Apr 13, 2008, 03:56 AM

Hassle in the Castle ;o

I could be wrong though

cel

Apr 13, 2008, 05:02 AM

i never quite understood why people enjoyed scooby doo. even for the era it was produced within... such poor standards went into producing that show.

Tact

Apr 13, 2008, 06:05 AM

You could even tell when there was a secret bookcase or something because it was lighter in color than the background. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Kion

Apr 13, 2008, 01:27 PM

there's another guy is i recall correctly...

[spoiler-box]http://www.bruce-lee-video.com/images2/left.jpg[/spoiler-box]

Nitro Vordex

Apr 13, 2008, 01:28 PM

Chuck_Norris

Apr 13, 2008, 02:02 PM

On 2008-04-13 11:27, Kion wrote:
there's another guy is i recall correctly...

[spoiler-box]http://www.bruce-lee-video.com/images2/left.jpg[/spoiler-box]

Lies. That was a movie. EVERYONE KNOWS MOVIES ARE FAKE, N00B!

Nitro Vordex

Apr 13, 2008, 02:03 PM

His fingers look like wax. >_>

Chuck_Norris

Apr 13, 2008, 02:13 PM

On 2008-04-13 12:03, Nitro_Vordex wrote:
His fingers look like wax. >_>

They're Photoshopped. Bruce Lee doesn't actually have hands.

Nitro Vordex

Apr 13, 2008, 02:14 PM

that explains A LOT.

NPCMook

Apr 13, 2008, 02:16 PM

On 2008-04-13 03:02, cel wrote:
i never quite understood why people enjoyed scooby doo. even for the era it was produced within... such poor standards went into producing that show.

What are you talking about? Scooby Doo was one of the highest rated shows of that time peroid, compared to all its own knock-offs... wait nvm... I just proved your point... since all the other "Mystery" shows were also done by Hannah Barbera...

I would say they never ruined scooby, but there were those live action movies... and Shaggy and Scoody-doo get a clue...

Tom and Jerry is the only Old/New cartoon to live up to its old standards, and proves you can never go wrong with some Cat and mouse slapstick comedy

pikachief

Apr 13, 2008, 03:49 PM

On 2008-04-13 12:02, Chuck_Norris wrote:

On 2008-04-13 11:27, Kion wrote:
there's another guy is i recall correctly...

[spoiler-box]http://www.bruce-lee-video.com/images2/left.jpg[/spoiler-box]

Lies. That was a movie. EVERYONE KNOWS MOVIES ARE FAKE, N00B!

no they actually once fought in a tournament.

Bruce Lee was too fast for chuck, Noris was only able to block his attacks, he never got a single hit into the guy.

BUT he was the only one able to block his hits LOL

Sord

Apr 13, 2008, 05:58 PM

On 2008-04-13 12:16, NPCMook wrote:
I just proved your point... since all the other "Mystery" shows were also done by Hannah Barbera...

jabberjaw, josie and the pussy cats, what else was there?

NPCMook

Apr 13, 2008, 06:12 PM

On 2008-04-13 15:58, Sord wrote:

On 2008-04-13 12:16, NPCMook wrote:
I just proved your point... since all the other "Mystery" shows were also done by Hannah Barbera...

jabberjaw, josie and the pussy cats, what else was there?

Funky Phantom, Speed Buggy, and one more...

astuarlen

Apr 13, 2008, 09:48 PM

Scooby Doo is kind of like PSO: predictable, visually lacking, repetitive, poorly scripted, peopled by characters of dubious intellect and proportions... and yet somehow it manages to lure you back for more. Red Herring? Red boxes another damned PD?

Huh.

Nitro Vordex

Apr 13, 2008, 09:50 PM

Scooby Drops?
Photon Snacks?

astuarlen

Apr 13, 2008, 09:54 PM

The evil sharks are just projections meant to scare everyone off so Principal Tyrell can claim the whole planet for himself. Sneaky, snaky bastard.

Nitro Vordex

Apr 13, 2008, 11:07 PM

he would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling FOmars.

VanHalen

Apr 13, 2008, 11:12 PM

And that dang RAcast too.

[ This Message was edited by: VanHalen on 2008-04-13 21:12 ]

Nitro Vordex

Apr 14, 2008, 12:17 AM

Let's go to the B4R for Difluid milkshakes!

ShinMaruku

Apr 14, 2008, 07:24 PM

FINAL JUSTICE!
Killing Cap is fun.
UUUUUNNNGGGHH

Nitro Vordex

Apr 14, 2008, 07:47 PM

wtf are you talking about, nub? thiz be scooby doo~

http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

VanHalen

Apr 15, 2008, 08:34 PM

On 2008-04-14 17:24, ShinMaruku wrote:
FINAL JUSTICE!
Killing Cap is fun.
UUUUUNNNGGGHH

I love how dramatically they fly when they get hit with a weak jab XD.