Challenge: not a topic about cheesy anime

[cel]

http://www.animenano.com/images/blog_pictures/Mistakes-of-Youth--The-Blog.jpg
Hi. I'm your host for this thread. Generic Reflective Glasses Anime Guy-shin, but you may call me Hank. I will guide you through the animation cheese known as anime.


[spoiler-box]http://greysquare.org/images/naruto.jpg[/spoiler-box]
Look at this guy. Why on earth would you care about what he does, says, feels... you don't.


[spoiler-box]http://images.kaneva.com/49545/24140/ DBZ Vegeta Finger.jpg[/spoiler-box]
How is this guy even a villain? He's not! He then helps the good guys? That's supposed to be a twist? Talented writing? There are toddlers who scribble better quality scripts than the horse that defecated this idea.


[spoiler-box]http://tnk.hidoshi.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/bleach-001.jpg[/spoiler-box]
Are you kidding me? And people idolize and emulate this kind of behavior?


[spoiler-box]http://inferno.slug.org/jpeg/rei-ayanami-waving.jpg[/spoiler-box]
Can someone please illustrate to me why there is much teenage (and potentially older) lust for this one? Yes, this is a classic example of anime's usual female character portrayal: docile, timid, skeletons in the closet, and downright boring... with blue hair. The other archetype is an aggressive, whiny, belligerent, annoying female character... usually with red or green hair. Those writers really stretch their imaginations to dream up these kinds of creatively inspirational character dynamics.



Well, that's all for this installment but stay tuned as we delve into... other stuff. In the meantime, enjoy my other form, Generic Attempt at Looking Cool By Smoking a Cigarette and Wielding a Masamune-dudeman, but you can call him/me Fred.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y284/StubbyOstrich/anime%20guys/d257424b.jpg

[amtalx]

http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/cheese.gify. But not dangerously http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/cheese.gify. Chester Chetah would be disappointed.

[Nitro Vordex]

Who cares if he helps the good guys or not, he's got the middle finger up with his ball in his arms.

[Sgt_Shligger]

On 2008-04-14 06:53, cel wrote:

Well, that's all for this installment but stay tuned as we delve into... other stuff. In the meantime, enjoy my other form, Generic Attempt at Looking Cool By Smoking a Cigarette and Wielding a Masamune-dudeman, but you can call him/me Fred.




The fact you said Masamune instead of katana makes you a weeabo http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Randomness]

Sorry, but when the character could probably wipe the floor with any badguy he chose, and sits back doing nothing, it does add to the image.

Besides, you can say the same thing about most types of fiction, but it doesn't make it true.

[VanHalen]

On 2008-04-14 06:53, cel wrote:



[spoiler-box]http://greysquare.org/images/naruto.jpg[/spoiler-box]
Look at this guy. Why on earth would you care about what he does, says, feels... you don't.




To be fair, no one cares what red X thinks. Nobody likes him http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[cel]

On 2008-04-14 13:42, Sgt_Shligger wrote:

On 2008-04-14 06:53, cel wrote:

Well, that's all for this installment but stay tuned as we delve into... other stuff. In the meantime, enjoy my other form, Generic Attempt at Looking Cool By Smoking a Cigarette and Wielding a Masamune-dudeman, but you can call him/me Fred.




The fact you said Masamune instead of katana makes you a weeabo http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



I all honesty, I originally typed "Katana", but I changed it to "Masamune" for many reasons:

1. sephiroth fanbois love the masamune
2. it does look a bit too long to be a katana
3. "Masamune-dudeman" sounds like a bigger mockery than "Katana-dudeman"

[Nitro Vordex]

Isn't that "cigarette" a bit...big? o.o

[Shadowpawn]

On 2008-04-14 15:06, Nitro_Vordex wrote:
Isn't that "cigarette" a bit...big? o.o



I think that's a tabacco pipe.

[Nitro Vordex]

More like pipe cleaner, amirite?

[cel]

On 2008-04-14 15:21, Shadowpawn wrote:

On 2008-04-14 15:06, Nitro_Vordex wrote:
Isn't that "cigarette" a bit...big? o.o



I think that's a tabacco pipe.


it's a bamboostick dammit. you put your WEED in there.

[Sord]

On 2008-04-14 06:53, cel wrote:
http://tnk.hidoshi.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/bleach-001.jpg

My hat iz my bucket
I dun liek when peoplez take mah bucketz


<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Sord on 2008-04-14 22:16 ]</font>

[Nitro Vordex]

Spoiler: There's a ceiling cat in his hat.

[Sord]

she transforms into a chick girl

chicken cat!

[Nitro Vordex]

Feathers and fur?

Fugly.

[Sord]

inorite? new tuna for japanese animu characters?

[Nitro Vordex]

Only if that guy does Scenes From a Hat.

[Sord]

Annie-may Kerry?