Proof I have claimed you aaallll

[ShinMaruku]

http://ps3media.ign.com/ps3/image/article/867/867631/mortal-kombat-next-gen-untitled-20080417111257255-000.jpg

[Kylie]

Klaimed.

[AlexCraig]

Que?

[TalHex]

What.

[Randomness]

Meh, crazy guy in a costume. You can do better than that.

*city explodes, consuming both of them in the conflagration*

[TalHex]

damnit... i guess one of my C4 drops was a dud till now...

[Randomness]

Nah, that was my C4 there. With a healthy dose of pyromancy.

[TalHex]

oh good, you had me worried that mine isn't up to the standard

[Randomness]

Well, there was an anomalous secondary detonation on the outskirts. I didnt toss any fireballs in that direction.

[TalHex]

the outskirts? but i didn't stash any C4 there-

*pure white fox dynamic entries into the thread shooting up the walls and lighting the tables on fire* woohoo! *vantage theme* *promptly leaves via a hole in the wall*

and theres my answer...

[Randomness]

Some psychotic friend of yours?

[TalHex]

More like a figment of my imagination manifested into flesh... that went insane... ate a teleporting cake, and had to much sugar... yup the FKL FOX has struck again...

[Randomness]

On 2008-04-18 19:38, TalonKitsune wrote:
More like a figment of my imagination manifested into flesh... that went insane... ate a teleporting cake, and had to much sugar... yup the FKL FOX has struck again...



Not a friend then. Manifest figment of imagination? Sounds like an interesting topic to study. He/it tripped 5 or 6 different wards doing that, so catching it...

*everything shakes violently, deafening thunder is heard and hole in wall flashes with unbearable intensity*

If it can still move after that, then I'll be much surprised. (Think a lightning strike, except that this one is half solar-flare. Stars have absurdly strong and chaotic magnetic fields.)

[TalHex]

*another C4 explosion goes off* just trust me... it isn't even hurt... the bloody thing is like what would happen if you put all of FKL into one animal... for all practical reasoning its pure chaos...

[Randomness]

Well, I just hit it with one of the greatest expressions of chaos in the universe. Coronal mass ejection. If the wormhole had been bigger than the tip of a needle, I might have made a new fault line.

Theres still four more wards it tripped I can release. Thats not the nastiest trap I put in wards. Besides, the second law of thermodynamics is false. Contradicts the big bang.

[TalHex]

First law of FKL dynamics: fox going at speed x continues a speed x for an undefined point in time raising y amount of damage multiplied by n number of cakes consumed and Z number of dimensions past through per minute

[Randomness]

First law of FKL dynamics:Anything's possible.

Second law of FKL dynamics:Even the contradiction of the first law.

[TalHex]

In other words attempts to control anything directly connected to FKL will probably end in a violent, explosive failure...

[Randomness]

And by that logic trying to say it wasn't pinned to thr ground by a massive electrical discharge is also likely to result in a violent, exposive failure.

[TalHex]

so in otherwords it might be pinned to the ground, it might not, or it might both be pinned to the ground and not pinned to the ground at the same time

[Randomness]

Yes. Schroedinger's cat. Or fox, in this case.

The spell follows the discharge with an electrical pillar that spears them down. If they move, they get zapped badly. And the discharge is enough to blow the defenses off all the strongest of mages and magical beings.

[TalHex]

another possibility: if the FKL FOX really is just manifested chaos given thought, you could have just temporarily dispersed it, and in a couple hours time will recondense itself into its physical form again...

[Weeaboolits]

You claimed us by putting batman in a Mortal Kombat game?

[Nitro Vordex]

On 2008-04-18 20:56, Ronin_Cooper wrote:
You claimed us by putting batman in a Mortal Kombat game?


No, he just delayed the inevitable.

As for the FKL Fox...

I don't even think the Admins could do anything about it. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif

[ShinMaruku]

On 2008-04-18 20:56, Ronin_Cooper wrote:
You claimed us by putting batman in a Mortal Kombat game?


Far more than that ;o

[pikachief]

my favorite part about this game is that it has no fatalities... NOT EVEN ANY BLOOD!

FISSION MAILED.

[Nai_Calus]

42.

[PhotonDrop]

That damn game better have Lobo.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2008-04-19 01:28, pikachief wrote:
my favorite part about this game is that it has no fatalities... NOT EVEN ANY BLOOD!

FISSION MAILED.


Of course not sucka. Batman don't die. What doesn't kill him only makes him more Batman.