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Weeaboolits
Apr 19, 2008, 12:25 PM
But now you shall witness... ITS DISMEMBERMENT!

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Apr 19, 2008, 12:30 PM
Holy Shin!

Sounds like an Onslaught quote.

TalHex
Apr 19, 2008, 12:35 PM
ronin, are you feeling okay?

Nitro Vordex
Apr 19, 2008, 12:36 PM
I thought it said sparring.

o.o

Weeaboolits
Apr 19, 2008, 02:06 PM
http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs11/i/2006/195/6/d/Unicron_by_mmatere.jpg

Nitro Vordex
Apr 19, 2008, 02:09 PM
I told you.

Chaos emerald=/=Energon

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Apr 19, 2008, 02:17 PM
On 2008-04-19 10:36, Nitro_Vordex wrote:
I thought it said spamming.

o.o


"Doesn't it always say that?" -da dhyguy

Randomness
Apr 19, 2008, 03:26 PM
Ack! Giant monster! Initiate contingency plan R(PG)!

*generic looking young boy walks out and cuts it to ribbons, taking five hours to perform each attack*

TalHex
Apr 19, 2008, 03:33 PM
what no pointy and/or randomly colored hair on the kid?

Randomness
Apr 19, 2008, 03:36 PM
I said generic. That would be generic to the genre these days. Can you think of any recent RPGs with a female lead at all? I certainly can't.

PhotonDrop
Apr 19, 2008, 03:39 PM
Ronin_Maruku?


On 2008-04-19 13:26, Randomness wrote:
Ack! Giant monster! Initiate contingency plan R(PG)!

*generic looking young boy walks out and cuts it to ribbons, taking five hours to perform each attack*



Your plan fails. Unicron can only be destroyed by the Autobot Matrix of Leadership.

Though, you shouldn't have a hard time getting it from Rodimus Prime.

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Randomness
Apr 19, 2008, 03:47 PM
On 2008-04-19 13:39, PhotonDrop wrote:
Ronin_Maruku?


On 2008-04-19 13:26, Randomness wrote:
Ack! Giant monster! Initiate contingency plan R(PG)!

*generic looking young boy walks out and cuts it to ribbons, taking five hours to perform each attack*



Your plan fails. Unicron can only be destroyed by the Autobot Matrix of Leadership.

Though, you shouldn't have a hard time getting it from Rodimus Prime.

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: PhotonDrop on 2008-04-19 13:45 ]</font>


Its a generic RPG character. They like to slay gods with little pointy sticks. Maybe a candle or two.

TalHex
Apr 19, 2008, 04:00 PM
On 2008-04-19 13:36, Randomness wrote:
I said generic. That would be generic to the genre these days. Can you think of any recent RPGs with a female lead at all? I certainly can't.



Xenosaga ep I-III
you sort of set yourself up for that...

Randomness
Apr 19, 2008, 04:05 PM
Never played em, so...

Name more than one, then.

TalHex
Apr 19, 2008, 04:10 PM
if you want to stretch it okami is an rpg and ammy is sort of female...

and heroes IV and V have campagnes with females as lead character (lead general)... one of the ones in II did to i think

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Randomness
Apr 19, 2008, 04:22 PM
I think I've made my point. What point was I trying to make again?

TalHex
Apr 19, 2008, 04:23 PM
heroes of might and magic III, IV, V (as i edited in my other post)

fire emblem sacred stones

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PhotonDrop
Apr 19, 2008, 04:31 PM
On 2008-04-19 13:47, Randomness wrote:
Its a generic RPG character. They like to slay gods with little pointy sticks. Maybe a candle or two.



Which won't do anything to Unicron. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_clown.gif

The Matrix of Leadership is a requirement to destroy him, not an option.

Unless Grimlock presses the "reset" button inside his head.

Randomness
Apr 19, 2008, 04:34 PM
On 2008-04-19 14:31, PhotonDrop wrote:

On 2008-04-19 13:47, Randomness wrote:
Its a generic RPG character. They like to slay gods with little pointy sticks. Maybe a candle or two.



Which won't do anything to Unicron. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_clown.gif

The Matrix of Leadership is a requirement to destroy him, not an option.

Unless Grimlock presses the "reset" button inside his head.



Fine, I won't "destroy" him.

*opens wormhole to supermassive black hole*

Enjoy being "not-destroyed" while being reduced to a pointlike mass.

TalHex
Apr 19, 2008, 04:36 PM
actually that would stretch it out into atomic (or sub atomic) particles... so it wouldn't really me reduced just condensed...

Randomness
Apr 19, 2008, 04:47 PM
I'm maintaining the wormhole, its going to get sucked through, then it'll be in the black hole. Its going to be dead. Or near enough that it makes no difference.

TalHex
Apr 19, 2008, 04:51 PM
true... i would be quite surprised if anything could survive being ripped apart at the atomic level... (well except for FKL FOX that is... i wouldn't be surprised by anything there...)

Randomness
Apr 19, 2008, 04:57 PM
To be honest, the wormhole might be too small, in which case only the vast majority will be pulled through, severed by the force of the center of a galaxy.

TalHex
Apr 19, 2008, 05:02 PM
depends on the type of wormhole... some define a wormhole as having no size and just pulls said object in in a fashion like a blackhole

Randomness
Apr 19, 2008, 05:14 PM
In my book, wormholes are tunnels through space-time. They may or may not suck things in, but usually they're just a connection.

VanHalen
Apr 19, 2008, 05:27 PM
On 2008-04-19 12:06, Ronin_Cooper wrote:
http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs11/i/2006/195/6/d/Unicron_by_mmatere.jpg



Are those eels in his hand. This planet must make him hungry.

Nitro Vordex
Apr 19, 2008, 07:44 PM
He's pissed because someone stole his sushi knife.

Randomness
Apr 19, 2008, 07:57 PM
Oh, is that what that giant metal slab was? I figured it was some chunk of starship hull. Melted it down a few weeks ago.

Weeaboolits
Apr 19, 2008, 09:48 PM
You do realize Unuicron is a planet eating planet that turns into a robot, right?

He's not too easy to kill, also didn't his head survive or something? Or was that an intended plotline? I forget.

Randomness
Apr 19, 2008, 09:49 PM
Black holes eat planets.

TalHex
Apr 19, 2008, 09:50 PM
aren't quasars really really big black holes?

Weeaboolits
Apr 19, 2008, 10:04 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=TG4GaPcLgOs

TalHex
Apr 19, 2008, 10:12 PM
black hole
http://youtube.com/watch?v=96FDQSfd8a0

Weeaboolits
Apr 19, 2008, 10:15 PM
On 2008-04-19 19:50, TalonKitsune wrote:
aren't quasars really really big black holes?Quasar is a stream of energy that's emitted from black holes.

TalHex
Apr 19, 2008, 10:17 PM
then whats a really big black hole called? i know they have an a specific name i just forgot it...

Randomness
Apr 19, 2008, 10:17 PM
Probably related to hawking radiation, since its able to get away...

Weeaboolits
Apr 19, 2008, 10:20 PM
Supermassive black hole, but good luck trying to move something as big as unicron, that'd be about as easy as shoving the earth into the sun.

Nitro Vordex
Apr 19, 2008, 10:26 PM
But...that is easy.

Maybe.

TalHex
Apr 19, 2008, 10:30 PM
get with antimatter!

Weeaboolits
Apr 19, 2008, 10:31 PM
Except Unicron can generate thrust, though he'd probly just eat you.

PhotonDrop
Apr 19, 2008, 10:56 PM
On 2008-04-19 19:48, Ronin_Cooper wrote:
You do realize Unuicron is a planet eating planet that turns into a robot, right?

He's not too easy to kill, also didn't his head survive or something? Or was that an intended plotline? I forget.



More than that. He's literally god of chaos in a robot body. He laughs at our physics.

Randomness
Apr 19, 2008, 10:56 PM
On 2008-04-19 20:20, Ronin_Cooper wrote:
Supermassive black hole, but good luck trying to move something as big as unicron, that'd be about as easy as shoving the earth into the sun.



A supermassive black hole on the other side of the sun would do that... then both the Earth and the sun would get sucked in.

Nitro Vordex
Apr 19, 2008, 11:02 PM
So our only choice would be to put him in an FKL thread, lock it, then sticky it.

Weeaboolits
Apr 19, 2008, 11:09 PM
On 2008-04-19 20:56, Randomness wrote:

On 2008-04-19 20:20, Ronin_Cooper wrote:
Supermassive black hole, but good luck trying to move something as big as unicron, that'd be about as easy as shoving the earth into the sun.



A supermassive black hole on the other side of the sun would do that... then both the Earth and the sun would get sucked in.How the hell do you intend to move a supermassive black hole?

Nitro Vordex
Apr 19, 2008, 11:11 PM
Roundhouse kick it.

Sorry for that. ._.;

PhotonDrop
Apr 19, 2008, 11:12 PM
On 2008-04-19 21:02, Nitro_Vordex wrote:
So our only choice would be to put him in an FKL thread, lock it, then sticky it.



Nope, because even then he can just warp to a different reality and ignore the pitiful attempts.

That's why the Matrix is a requirement! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_clown.gif

TalHex
Apr 19, 2008, 11:14 PM
you need two foxes, one human princess, one lazer machine gun with infinite ammo, two reflector sheilds, one other person, and a hell of a lot of turnips

Sord
Apr 19, 2008, 11:15 PM
Unicron = Galactus, more or less both god modding bastards in their respective universes http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

PhotonDrop
Apr 20, 2008, 01:09 AM
On 2008-04-19 21:14, TalonKitsune wrote:
you need two foxes, one human princess, one lazer machine gun with infinite ammo, two reflector sheilds, one other person, and a hell of a lot of turnips



To still accomplish nothing. Pay attention, this will be on the test.

Nitro Vordex
Apr 20, 2008, 01:23 AM
Couldn't we just throw an oversized supah charged 42 on it, filled to the brim with memes?

Weeaboolits
Apr 20, 2008, 01:34 AM
On 2008-04-19 23:23, Nitro_Vordex wrote:
Couldn't we just throw an oversized supah charged 42 on it, filled to the brim with memes?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=s8vvbRovPO4