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Jan 21, 2003, 07:56 AM
There once was a fat Pal Rappy who killed a super saiyan HUmar carrying a lavis cannon.

Jan 21, 2003, 10:21 AM
Then the HUmar said "pking cheaters"

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Jan 21, 2003, 10:38 AM
then came along a Hildebear who ate the fat Pal Rappy

Jan 21, 2003, 04:49 PM
What? I dont understand. Huh? Lavis Cannon... where?

Jan 21, 2003, 07:07 PM
Awww you killed it.

Wasn't really alive to begin with anyway, so touche'.

Jan 21, 2003, 10:42 PM

Jan 22, 2003, 01:02 AM
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Jan 22, 2003, 01:15 AM
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Jan 22, 2003, 01:16 AM
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Jan 22, 2003, 01:16 AM
God this is boring.

Jan 22, 2003, 01:17 AM
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Jan 22, 2003, 01:19 AM
You people suck! =^-^=
Then the lavis canon under the Pal Rappy's wing caused a puncture wound in the hildebear's stomach. Bile and digestive juices filled a cavity inside its body.

Jan 22, 2003, 01:21 AM

Jan 22, 2003, 01:22 AM

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Jan 22, 2003, 08:51 AM
the rappy then busted out of the hildebears stomach and walked off with its lavis cannon but then...

Jan 22, 2003, 10:23 AM
Jesus rose from out of the ground and started wanking on a sweet ass guitar. Then he killed everyone with it and there was nothing left to do so everyone.. um, does anyone read this shit?

Jan 22, 2003, 10:37 AM
Meanwhile, the principal spilled his coffee on his lap. "Shit," he said, "My brand new dorkrobe."

This created a paradox, because the principal cannot sit down according to normal laws. Thus, he would not have a lap to spill coffee on. So, with one simple accident, the entire universe ended with the words "Shit, my brand new dorkrobe."

Jan 22, 2003, 11:02 AM
BUT then I swam from nothing to the Principal. And since he is so hot, I married him and we re-populated the world.

Jan 24, 2003, 03:46 AM
Now with the repopulated world at hand, and the dirty duper SCUMBAG pal rappy with his cheese sword now an omnipotent god of death and destruction, somewhere a voice could be heard... A booming, echoing voice coming from somewhere near Pioneer 2...

"I WANT TO FROG THE NIGHT FANTASTIC..." There was no doubt now: Shifty Mike, the evil, outcast, schizophrenic mad scientist that had always wandered near the shops in Pioneer 2 had been REVIVED by the evil duper rappy god, back to his old gimpish self, now equipped with an even greater source of power:


Mankind was about to face its greatest battle yet with the resurrection of the most powerful evil Pioneer 2 - NAY!, the universe had ever encountered.

But LO!, Pioneer 2's savior had arrived to thwart this hellspawn!
ENTER: The box. Friend to all hunters of Ragol, and holder of the monomate.

And thus, the epic battle has BEGUN...

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Jan 24, 2003, 03:10 PM
But 1 hour before the battle begun...
HE made a move to Burger King...by using one of his abilities...he TALKED and said "I..I..want a Whopper".
-Once again by using one of his abilities...he took CASH out of his pocket and HAND IT OVER.
-He waited for seconds and seconds...after waiting for a timeless seconds...he took the Whopper, took the yellow warp of, and by using another of his abilities...he ate it like a savage...after finishing. HE...HE...BURPED REAL LOUD!
-That was than the battle had BEGUN!

Jan 24, 2003, 04:08 PM
Wham! Pow! Zap! Kabloowee! Crunch! Snap! All you base are belong to us! Klunk! Budda-budda!

Jan 24, 2003, 04:26 PM
Well, all of a sudden this fancy guy in a PBS style suit walks by going, "Oh dear god! Oh good lord!" like that little pansy Frasier. So the Box throws a friggin' pie in his face and it plays this radical guitar music and the camera is all spinning around and stuff.

Then the fancy guy gets super pissed so he starts drinking this toxic tea and he turns into Godzilla! Well, so the box and Mike realize they should team up to whoop his ass so they do. And the turn into Giant Mecha Mr. T.

See now, the fancy guy picks up a cow and wrings it's guts to make poo fly out onto Mr. T, but Mr. T is too cool to have poo on him so it just dissipates before it hits him. Now Mr. T's mohawk turns into a chainsaw so he rams his head into fancy guy's stomach and eats all his guts out from the inside. Then he looks him in the face and pukes them out all over him.

Well, fancy guy just vanishes and stuff and Red Ring Rico is like, "Oh Mr. T, you're so hot." And then Nol, Elly, Alicia, Rupika, Elenor and umm.. that HUcaseal chick and a bunch of other stupid chicks show up and he scores with all of them and when he's doing it, it plays that music that goes, "Duwah duwah duwaaaah ohhhhhh baby."

May 31, 2003, 07:46 PM
then they all blow up

May 31, 2003, 09:39 PM
Wow this topic is old as hell.

Jun 2, 2003, 01:01 AM