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VanHalen
May 13, 2008, 08:57 PM
How the hell do you mid-air jump in real life?
Nitro Vordex
May 13, 2008, 08:59 PM
Push really hard.
Chuck_Norris
May 13, 2008, 09:20 PM
You need to eat like 5 bean bouritos before doing so.
Nitro Vordex
May 13, 2008, 09:21 PM
On 2008-05-13 19:20, Chuck_Norris wrote:
You need to eat like 5 bean bouritos before doing so.

That's the kind of thing I was trying to avoid. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif
VanHalen
May 13, 2008, 09:25 PM
That doesn't sound to pleasant in the end http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif.
ShinMaruku
May 13, 2008, 09:30 PM
If you want that you must consult a witch...
Which makes you a target because witches are a threat. :E
Nai_Calus
May 13, 2008, 09:35 PM
I know how it's done, but if I told you I'd have to kill you.

And no, it does not involve flatuence.
VanHalen
May 13, 2008, 09:36 PM
On 2008-05-13 19:30, ShinMaruku wrote:
If you want that you must consult a witch...
Which makes you a target because witches are a threat. :E



My mother is a witch literally(none of that OMG MEAN PARENT thing). Wait, you live real close to me you may kill her D:
Leviathan
May 13, 2008, 09:37 PM
On 2008-05-13 19:20, Chuck_Norris wrote:
You need to eat like 5 bean bouritos before doing so.


Only Wario does that.

inb4barrelroll
VanHalen
May 13, 2008, 09:38 PM
On 2008-05-13 19:35, Ian-KunX wrote:
I know how it's done, but if I told you I'd have to kill you.

And no, it does not involve flatuence.



Crap then I've been going about it wrong then. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

What if I trade you the secrets to a orphan's love?
Shadowpawn
May 13, 2008, 09:40 PM
On 2008-05-13 19:38, VanHalen wrote:

On 2008-05-13 19:35, Ian-KunX wrote:
I know how it's done, but if I told you I'd have to kill you.

And no, it does not involve flatuence.



Crap then I've been going about it wrong then. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

What if I trade you the secrets to a orphan's love?



Sounds like we have a member of the NAMBLA in our mist.
VanHalen
May 13, 2008, 10:05 PM
What if the orphan was a female? Also I never specified age. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif
Nitro Vordex
May 13, 2008, 10:07 PM
24 year old orphan huh?

Possible HEL YEH?
Shadowpawn
May 13, 2008, 10:12 PM
On 2008-05-13 20:05, VanHalen wrote:
What if the orphan was a female? Also I never specified age. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif



Damn it Van, you ruined the joke.
Blitzkommando
May 13, 2008, 10:14 PM
Call Tony Stark, he can tell you. But I hear it involves implanting an experimental power generator into your chest. Still, your call.
VanHalen
May 13, 2008, 10:23 PM
On 2008-05-13 20:12, Shadowpawn wrote:

On 2008-05-13 20:05, VanHalen wrote:
What if the orphan was a female? Also I never specified age. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif



Damn it Van, you ruined the joke.



I realized, I'm sorry T_T.
TalHex
May 14, 2008, 06:53 PM
On 2008-05-13 18:57, VanHalen wrote:
How the hell do you mid-air jump in real life?



you have come t the right kitsune! i here have these federation grade moonjump boots which i have stolen from the federation acquired from a reliable provider, all it will cost you is one ton of high yield phazon