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Sord
May 18, 2008, 06:47 PM
Best, shop, EVER.

Found it today near my neighborhood, barely 20 mins from here. It was so awesome, I took pics.

pardon the yellow lighting in these three, forgot daytime lighting filter was on
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the pics have proper lighting filters. The first two are the shelves of the hottest shit they have, the last one i what I bought.
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the "Z nothing beyond..." is 4mil SHU, the Dave's Ultimate Insanity Hot Sauce is a more reasonable 150thousand SHU. Those of you who look closely at the hottest stuff they sold in the upper left corner might recognize that box, it's been posted here before.

the bald dude you see from behind is my dad http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Tact
May 18, 2008, 06:48 PM
Man, I bet you felt like a kid in a candy store.

...A slightly older kid in a much hotter candy store. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Sord
May 18, 2008, 06:50 PM
On 2008-05-18 16:48, Tact wrote:
Man, I bet you felt like a kid in a candy store.

...A slightly older kid in a much hotter candy store. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif


they had over 2000 diffrent hotsauces O.O

Randomness
May 18, 2008, 06:58 PM
So, how concentrated is the capsaicin (sp?) in that first one you bought? 70%? 80? 90?

Nitro Vordex
May 18, 2008, 07:07 PM
Looks like Sord found his personal heaven.

Ask if you can apply for a job there, Sord.

Sord
May 18, 2008, 07:11 PM
On 2008-05-18 16:58, Randomness wrote:
So, how concentrated is the capsaicin (sp?) in that first one you bought? 70%? 80? 90?


HPLC method wasn't given, it's fairly new in terms of heat measurement and hasn't caught on much yet, even though it's far more accuracte. Let me put it this way, this is how you add it to a bowl of chili:

1. dip lower end of toothpick into the hotsauce
2. dip lower end of toothpick into chili and stir
3. whatever you do, DO NOT TOUCH THE LOWER END
4. throw away toothpick immediatly
5. if you suspect finger contact, wash hands thouroughly before you rub your eyes on accident (it will not wear off your fingers, it can be an hour later and still have full affect)
Added note: my father had to sign a liability waver to buy the stuff, and it can't be sold to people under the age of 21 (though we can posses and use it)
Added note2: it's around the same heat intensity as mace, possibly weaker or stronger. It has to be chemically enhanced to be this hot, no natural thing is this hot
Added note3: if you're a guy and and don't wash your hands, then go pee, you'll think you have gonorrhea



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Nitro Vordex
May 18, 2008, 07:28 PM
Wow.

Just one question. WHY MAN WHY?

Tact
May 18, 2008, 08:07 PM
I want you to take a set of before-and-after pictures of a toothpick and the super-hot hot sauce.

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TalHex
May 18, 2008, 08:10 PM
*extremely jealous*

Sord
May 19, 2008, 09:50 AM
On 2008-05-18 18:07, Tact wrote:
I want you to take a set of before-and-after pictures of a toothpick and the super-hot hot sauce.

ok... but what's the point of it?

Tact
May 19, 2008, 01:40 PM
Well, I want to see what the sheer heat of the hot sauce will do to the toothpick/why exactly you don't want to touch it.

Blitzkommando
May 19, 2008, 02:40 PM
Naga Jolokia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naga_Jolokia) would like to speak with you.

TalHex
May 19, 2008, 03:45 PM
DO WANT!

Sord
May 19, 2008, 04:14 PM
On 2008-05-19 11:40, Tact wrote:
Well, I want to see what the sheer heat of the hot sauce will do to the toothpick/why exactly you don't want to touch it.


Probably nothing, it's not like it's acid, it's an irritant. You spray a toothpick with pepper spray and it isn't going to do a think. The reason you don't touch it is because if you do, then touch a more sensitive are of your skin, it's gonna be very uncomfortable or in the case of Z downright painful.

I went back today and got another one, not very hot though, as it's a garlic one. My excuse for going back is I had to show my mother were it was, you know, for b-days and holidays!

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Tact
May 19, 2008, 04:17 PM
Haha, yeah. I can see it now.

"Merry Christmas, [Sord]! Here's a six-pack of hot sauce!" http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Sord
May 19, 2008, 04:23 PM
On 2008-05-19 14:17, Tact wrote:
Haha, yeah. I can see it now.

"Merry Christmas, [Sord]! Here's a six-pack of hot sauce!" http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif


In all seriousness, it would probably be a four pack, they had some specialty ones. I signed up on their e-mail list, they'll send me a flyer for their monthly special, and I'll get first crack at the newest hot sauces at a discount price. Weeeeeeee.

SStrikerR
May 19, 2008, 08:34 PM
On 2008-05-18 17:11, Sord wrote:

On 2008-05-18 16:58, Randomness wrote:
So, how concentrated is the capsaicin (sp?) in that first one you bought? 70%? 80? 90?





Added note: my father had to sign a liability waver to buy the stuff, and it can't be sold to people under the age of 21 (though we can posses and use it)

Added note3: if you're a guy and and don't wash your hands, then go pee, you'll think you have gonorrhea



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I lol'd a lot. One time I went to a place that had some hot sauce...and sno cones. Thank god for the sno cones.