VanHalen
May 29, 2008, 11:06 PM
Title: Chuck Norris kicks suit vs. Long Island student
MARTIAL ARTS champ Chuck Norris has decided to spare wise-cracking college kid Ian Spector.
The action film star dropped his lawsuit last week against the Brown University student from Old Westbury, L.I., who had put out a book that spoofed Norris' hard-as-nails image.
Norris, 68, accused the 20-year-old Spector of trading his good name when he turned a gimmick that began on the Web into a tome titled "The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 Facts About the World's Greatest Human."
Among the "facts" in Spector's book: "Chuck Norris can impregnate women with only a glance. He can also do this to men."
Chuck Norris is so kind he gives mercy to the weak.
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Sorry I had to.
MARTIAL ARTS champ Chuck Norris has decided to spare wise-cracking college kid Ian Spector.
The action film star dropped his lawsuit last week against the Brown University student from Old Westbury, L.I., who had put out a book that spoofed Norris' hard-as-nails image.
Norris, 68, accused the 20-year-old Spector of trading his good name when he turned a gimmick that began on the Web into a tome titled "The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 Facts About the World's Greatest Human."
Among the "facts" in Spector's book: "Chuck Norris can impregnate women with only a glance. He can also do this to men."
Chuck Norris is so kind he gives mercy to the weak.
>_>
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Sorry I had to.