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VanHalen
May 29, 2008, 11:06 PM
Title: Chuck Norris kicks suit vs. Long Island student

MARTIAL ARTS champ Chuck Norris has decided to spare wise-cracking college kid Ian Spector.

The action film star dropped his lawsuit last week against the Brown University student from Old Westbury, L.I., who had put out a book that spoofed Norris' hard-as-nails image.

Norris, 68, accused the 20-year-old Spector of trading his good name when he turned a gimmick that began on the Web into a tome titled "The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 Facts About the World's Greatest Human."

Among the "facts" in Spector's book: "Chuck Norris can impregnate women with only a glance. He can also do this to men."


Chuck Norris is so kind he gives mercy to the weak.

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Sorry I had to.

Nitro Vordex
May 29, 2008, 11:11 PM
Chuck Norris once walked through a town with a full objection.
There were no survivors.

Solstis
May 30, 2008, 12:06 AM
I'm sure that Chuck's agent told him to call it quits before he made an ass of himself.