Bad PSU humor

[Sekani]

Some creative minds came up with these last night.

What did one beast say to the other beast?
Grunt.

How many beasts does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they still use fire.

What special ability does a newman get at level 20?
100 more HP.

Why did the beast cross the road?
Because he was too stupid to drive a car.

What did the CAST say to the toaster?
Hi Mommy!

A beast, a newman, and a CAST walk into a bar...
That's what she said!

[ashley50]

Some creative minds came up with these last night.

What did one beast say to the other beast?
Grunt.

How many beasts does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they still use fire.

Why did the beast cross the road?
Because he was too stupid to drive a car.



These made me laugh...a little.
Beast Jokes :)

[MaximusLight]

Laaaaaaaaaaaaaame... :wacko:

here's one:

Yeah well human didn't get to the most populus for no reason, bow-cha-bow-wow!

/end horrible humour.

[Chuck_Norris]

That's as bad as some of the Nintendo Power jokes.

"How did link get the winning score in the basketball game?
He used his Hookshot." :disapprove:

[Indica]

I like the toaster one the best, but dont understand the last one

[MAXrappy]

I like the toaster one the best, but dont understand the last one

your not supost to understand it

[Ken_Silver]

I like lame jokes like this. This could make a pretty fun topic.

As long as no one expects high quality jokes. :D

I'll be back with some of my own.

[chaoskila]

laaaaaaaaaaa hahaha
like the newman one cuz its true...

[Ken_Silver]

Oh hey, I got a few!

What do you get when you cross a Newman with a Beast?
A Human born to Cosplay.

Why do low level Guardains work alone?
Because they rely on Monomates.

Why don't Kubara products have an official store?
Because their Money Back Guarantee was horrible. Possibly.

Why do the Guardians appreciate Rainy Days?
Because the Drop rate is high.

[Dragwind]

Oh hey, I got a few!

What do you get when you cross a Newman with a Beast?
A Human born to Cosplay.

Why do low level Guardains work alone?
Because they rely on Monomates.

Why don't Kubara products have an official store?
Because their Money Back Guarantee was horrible. Possibly.

Why do the Guardians appreciate Rainy Days?
Because the Drop rate is high.

Oh wow, those weren't too bad. Made me chuckle.

The only jokes I can think of are beyond lame and rehashed. Perhaps this thread might serve as some inspiration.

[Shinko]

aww man ...... i almost died from the sheer about of lameness from them jokes.....
But hey the title says it all so nice work




Why do the Guardians appreciate Rainy Days?
Because the Drop rate is high.

LOL i actually like this one XD

[SStrikerR]

That's as bad as some of the Nintendo Power jokes.

"How did link get the winning score in the basketball game?
He used his Hookshot." :disapprove:

Still bad, but I think this one's funnier.

Who are the best players of psu?
Beasts.

LAAAAAME

[Ken_Silver]

lol, this thread came with a warning label. So I have liberty to go all out (if I really don't care about my *nonexistant* reputation. :D )

And if I got a smile out of anyone, then that's good.

Cosmo: Hey! I made a funny!

Thanks to Sekani for making this thread.

[Gunslinger-08]

Some creative minds came up with these last night.
How many beasts does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they still use fire.


I had a good chuckle with this one. The others made me smile, though.

[Ken_Silver]

Oooh! I can't help it! I got another one!

What is the equivalent of Malaria for Casts?
Windows Vista.

[Weeaboolits]

The newman one was mildly amusing, but the remaining 5 were crap.

[redcell]

The one about the newman special ability made me smile.

[Llord Bacchus]

wish i could think of some, but alas i got nothin'

alot of those were alright though - some were veryyyy bad - lol

[Powder Keg]

*Mario 3 death music*

[ThePendragon]

The newman would work better as:

What special ability does a newman get at level 20?

100 HP.

_________________________________________________

[SonicTMP]

Oooh! I can't help it! I got another one!

What is the equivalent of Malaria for Casts?
Windows Vista.

Most won't get that.

[Alizarin]

Lol'd @ Newman one and Vista.

[lolURISH]

But I did!

What's the difference between a Human and a Rock?
One can't do anything, the others a rock.

I'm glad these are stupid jokes. :D

[Jainsea]

lol I got some lame ones :p

Who do they get to do the weather show?
A Focast

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Roll !
Roll Who?
Roll back the server!

Bruce is so old that back in his day,he had to walk 15 miles for
Shifta and Deband in the snow !

[Mandalore]

But I did!

What's the difference between a Human and a Rock?
One can't do anything, the others a rock.

I'm glad these are stupid jokes. :D


LMAO! That's a type of joke that Craig Ferguson would say.

[ThePendragon]

Here's my originals


What special ability does a human get at level 100?

The ability to do B Runs!

***

What did the big beast say to the little beast?

Eye, Eye, Lady with cat head, squiggly line, guy doing this:
http://img3.travelblog.org/Photos/31445/164625/t/1199104-Walk-like-an-Egyptian-0.jpg

[Chuck_Norris]

Oh, I got a lame one!

Why did the rappy cross the road?
Because there was Vahra on the first side.

:D

[Ken_Silver]

This thread LIVES!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAW!!!

Here is a stretch. Most people won't get this one either (and a thumbs up to those who got the Vista Joke.) Anyway...

Why was Sonic in PSU during his birthday?
Because Sonic came to get his Blast Badge, so he could go Werewolf.

And some more jokes that are easier to get and that are less lame:

What kind of music do Guardians dread?
Rock and Rollback.

Why does Neudaiz seem to avoid the extreme dangers of the PSU universe?
Because they made the game. (4th Wall joke)

What weapon do Beast give to their rival Human colleagues on Christmas?
Crea Sabers.

What is a Casts best friend?
A Newman Mechanic.

What keeps a Guardian from going to a party?
Error 65.

[Larian]

I don't remember where I heard this one...maybe it was here even...So whoever originated it by all means speak up...Ok...

What is an Xbox player's favorite kind of photon?

Ban-Photon!!

[pikachief]

uuhhh....

Theres a Parum Talent show with a Polty, a Distova, and a Jarba.


The polty does a backflip. *applause*
The Distova runs in circles *Applause*
The Jarba waves his hands in the air as he appears on stage,
He freezes the 2 creatures but the crowd doesnt appreciate it :(
So then the Jarba says,
"Dont worry my next trick is a real killer!"

wow these jokes suck lol

[ThePendragon]

A Human, Newman, Cast, and Beast Guardian walk into Gawiks Pub for a round of drinks to celebrate the success of their most recent mission.

Two hours later, a Human, Newman, and Beast Guardian walk out.

[Rambo!]

I got one
Who can't do anything right.

Sega of America

[kohelhunter]

I got one
Who can't do anything right.

Sega of America

QFT I laughed a lot with this one.

[Aorre]

QFT I laughed a lot with this one.
Yeah, best one in this thread. :)

[Omega_Weltall]

what do you call a D student on Neudaiz?

Beast

[mvffin]

what do neudaiz guardians sleep on?

Phootons.


What does a gunner use to go fishing?

Castest Line


ahhh I'm no good at this. = \

[lolURISH]

Whats the difference between PSU and Dragon Quest 8.

...What's Dragon Quest 8?

sorry that joke sucked, but am I alone in thinking this should maybe be stickied?

[Chuck_Norris]

Why are you guys saying sorry for lame jokes? This thread is SUPPOST to have lame jokes. :disapprove:

[Hendershizzle]

A human goes into a beast tatoo parlor
the human asks "can i get a de ragan tatoo on my ass"
The beast replies with "Sure"
*Beast tatoos on ass*
Beast says: that will cost 50,000 meseta
human says: What?!?!?!?!....fine......
*Human goes home and looks in mirror*
*Tattoo on ass says "FAIL"*

haha i suck

[VanHalen]

Ken_Sliver is hilarious. This is an old one I made up sometime ago.

A beast goes to the doctor one day and tells his doctor that he is having trouble in bed because he has Me/Quick. The doctor prescribes him Hard/Stamina.

[MaximusLight]

Two humans walk into a bar and three come out?

(I got nothing :disapprove: )

[Omega_Weltall]

How dose a CAST cast Foi?
It uses a lighter

[lolURISH]

How dose a CAST cast Foi?
It uses a lighter

Add: How does a Cast cast Resta?

http://support.microsoft.com/

[MaximusLight]

Add: How does a Cast cast Resta?

http://support.microsoft.com/

No wonder it doesn't work well...

[Omega_Weltall]

Add: How does a Cast cast Resta?

http://support.microsoft.com/

lol NICE!

[Toadthroat]

uuhhh....

Theres a Parum Talent show with a Polty, a Distova, and a Jarba.


The polty does a backflip. *applause*
The Distova runs in circles *Applause*
The Jarba waves his hands in the air as he appears on stage,
He freezes the 2 creatures but the crowd doesnt appreciate it :(
So then the Jarba says,
"Dont worry my next trick is a real killer!"

wow these jokes suck lol

I lol'd hard.

[Tita]

this is quite possibly the best thread in General ever. Possibly.

why can't newmas cast diga our of their butt?
not enough TP.

[lolURISH]

What's the difference between a Distova and a Beast?

Distova's are Photogenic.

lol I think this is the most fun i've had outside of actually doing something with my life!

[kurisu1974]

Bruce is so old that back in his day,he had to walk 15 miles for
Shifta and Deband in the snow !

This one made me laugh. But this one is even better:



A beast goes to the doctor one day and tells his doctor that he is having trouble in bed because he has Me/Quick. The doctor prescribes him Hard/Stamina.

[Jainsea]

ok heres something awful XD

A beast is driving home from the bar after a hard/ night at work but his car/ hit a tree.
He got out , climbed over a red/wall and went home thinking of something sweet.
When he got home he put a [b]TV dinner in the oven and his burning fury rose as it took too
long! He yelled at it" You Barta pray for a quick Sweet Death!" He apoligized to the stove" Kan yu forgive me for having such a blackheart?" Then the stove blew up and the beast stepped out of the rubble being the last survivor. THE END~

[EMPYREAN]

A beast goes to the doctor one day and tells his doctor that he is having trouble in bed because he has Me/Quick. The doctor prescribes him Hard/Stamina.

ok, that one was gooood XD

[Maskim]

What's the one class this thread is severely lacking in?




...wait for it...





HUmar.

[Maskim]

Now I thought this was funny, you all may disagree, but since it's a thread for funnies, I figured I'd put it here.

So I was in a party the other day with a noob. Now I'm not a noob unfriendly person, quite the opposite, but this particular kid who sounded 12 tops kept giving me instructions on what to do because he was 3 levels higher than me. Keep in mind my guardian's license number is in the 7000 range, and his was in the 85k range. After about 30 minutes of this, during the course of a few runs, the following transpires.

Me- 'Hey, how do you keep a noob in suspense?'
Kid- 'I don't know, how?'

*Kid has been removed from party*

I got a message to my GT later...

'You never told me how to keep a noob in suspense.'

Guess it worked.

[LaughingMan]

Whats the difference between PSU and Dragon Quest 8.

...What's Dragon Quest 8?

sorry that joke sucked, but am I alone in thinking this should maybe be stickied?

New dragon quest? dragon warrior/quest(I know they switch the title sometimes) 7 was amazing need to go check that out.

oh and umm

what does sega hand out like candy on Halloween




excuses and rollbacks

[Maskim]

Why didn't the CAST take his Paradi on his Moatoob world tour?

Have you seen the kind of mpg SUVs get?

[NegaTsukasa]

Dude. Got something against beasts? lol

Second it would've been funnier if the toaster was the grandma.
Since toasters are old school and all in that time period.

[R2D6battlebot]

How do you make an Ollaka Roll?
Push it down a hill :D

[NegaTsukasa]

What's the main reason Casts carry SUV's?

Because they are sick and tired of Beasts taunting them with good O'l home cooked foods.

Just sitting there slowly and dramaticaly tearing off the hot and savory meat while glaring at the casts who can't eat. Juices dripping down the mouths of the beasts as they just sit there...sit there...in the middle of Holtes city square pissing off the entire Cast community on purpouse. with perfect timing each day.
It's too much!!!!!
The casts get pissed off and pull out there SUV's.
Well I'll let you guys use your imagination on what happens next. lol XD

[NegaTsukasa]

New dragon quest? dragon warrior/quest(I know they switch the title sometimes) 7 was amazing need to go check that out.

oh and umm

what does sega hand out like candy on Halloween




excuses and rollbacks

Ha ha! nice one. Wouldn't that be for the winter holidays as well?

[r00tabaga]

Q: So if H-2-O is inside a fire hydrant......what's on the outside?

A: K9P

[Dhylec]

Well, I think that PSU needs some where to joke & laugh about our game. This is now a 'floating sticky'. Keep it clean & enjoy it for many more laughs. ;]

[BFGfreak]

Now I thought this was funny, you all may disagree, but since it's a thread for funnies, I figured I'd put it here.

So I was in a party the other day with a noob. Now I'm not a noob unfriendly person, quite the opposite, but this particular kid who sounded 12 tops kept giving me instructions on what to do because he was 3 levels higher than me. Keep in mind my guardian's license number is in the 7000 range, and his was in the 85k range. After about 30 minutes of this, during the course of a few runs, the following transpires.

Me- 'Hey, how do you keep a noob in suspense?'
Kid- 'I don't know, how?'

*Kid has been removed from party*

I got a message to my GT later...

'You never told me how to keep a noob in suspense.'

Guess it worked.
WIN!

OK I guess I'd have to think of something then.....*crickets*....................
Ok here's actual noob kick dialog from the 360 servers
12 year old joins game, sees 2 130's playing
kid:Oh wow you guys are awsome, here's my card can we be friends
me: Anyone here want to play uno
kid: me me I wanna play uno i love uno
*kid has been removed from party*
me: there, he can play by himself.

[lolURISH]

My favorite Cast Pick-Up line is...

100110100110001
010010100010110

weeeee lameeee

[xEndrance]

What do you call a new born human?

a newman

^.^!

Love it =]

[chaoskila]

What do you call a new born human?

a newman

^.^!

Love it =]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[PALRAPPYS]

What do you call a frozen CAST?

Error 65



Best I could think of. -_-

[RemiusTA]

What do you call a Lv150 Female Newman Fortetecher with lv 40 attack technics and lv 40 resta, Red/Force, the highest DEF unit, and a 30% light Serafi Senba vs. A Lv 170 Svaltus?

Dead

What do you call a machine with Paradi Cataract

Broken


Are Kubara weapons really useful compared to their GRM/Tenora/Yomehi counterparts?

It's possibly Plausible, but Allegedly people Perhaps believe they Might Could Be With Doubt the most useless modes of enacting assault on hostiles currently known.

Maybe.

[redcell]

All three of those were pretty good, Remius haha.

[VivAviva]

why did the Titanic sink

because it was the Kubar version and could only POSSIBLY sail

[Sayko]

*7 year old joins party*
Kid- Hi guys! What's up?
Me- Hey kid what is Italy shaped like?
*Boots him*

[iTz Phobos]

My friend :-?once said these svaltus's are going down faster than my ex girlfriend

[Seority]

[Photon 1]"Hey dude, wanna have some smex?"
[Photon 2]"Sorry, I'm not bi."

How do you know if a player is French?
They carry el-photons.


How do you know a player has no creativity?
Sepheroh.

How do you know a player has no creativity?
Voyal Set.

How does Sega screw in a light bulb?
They don't. They just hand it a note stating: "Sorry rollback,".

Who supports Sega?
Wal-mart.

What do you call a white beast?
A wanna be Newman Beast.

Why does Falz have so many forms?
He has many dark seeds.

How do you know if a Human is confused?
They're wearing cat ears.

How do you know if a Beast is confused?
They're wearing cat ears.

How does a CAST become a fridge?
Paradi.

How do you know if you can score with a girl character?
Volyal Set.

How does Sega screw a lightbulb?
They don't. They're busy screwin us.

[Player A] "Hey, guess what?"
[Player B] "What?"
[Player A] "Tidus got hired at Wal-mart!"

How do you know a player is a noob?
360.
Just kidding =P

How does a noob get meseta?
Voyal Set.

What happens when a gaozoran flashes you?
You're stunned.

What happens when a sageeta flashes you?
You fall asleep.

I pulled these out of my #BLEEP#. I'll get more later.
Nice Topic Sekani XD

[NegaTsukasa]

[Photon 1]"Hey dude, wanna have some smex?"
[Photon 2]"Sorry, I'm not bi."

How do you know if a player is French?
They carry el-photons.


How do you know a player has no creativity?
Sepheroh.

How do you know a player has no creativity?
Voyal Set.

How does Sega screw in a light bulb?
They don't. They just hand it a note stating: "Sorry rollback,".

Who supports Sega?
Wal-mart.

What do you call a white beast?
A wanna be Newman Beast.

Why does Falz have so many forms?
He has many dark seeds.

How do you know if a Human is confused?
They're wearing cat ears.

How do you know if a Beast is confused?
They're wearing cat ears.

How does a CAST become a fridge?
Paradi.

How do you know if you can score with a girl character?
Volyal Set.

How does Sega screw a lightbulb?
They don't. They're busy screwin us.

[Player A] "Hey, guess what?"
[Player B] "What?"
[Player A] "Tidus got hired at Wal-mart!"

How do you know a player is a noob?
360.
Just kidding =P

How does a noob get meseta?
Voyal Set.

I pulled these out of my #BLEEP#. I'll get more later.
Nice Topic Sekani XD

When I saw the swim wear I thought, "Oh great N00b fashion." lol

[Seority]

When I saw the swim wear I thought, "Oh great N00b fashion." lol

No. You thought, "Mmmm. Smex."
LOL jk.

[Itachi1990]

What do you call a party full of fighters and gunners? Mission Failed.lol best i can think

[JAFO22000]

How do you know if a player is French?
They carry el-photons.





I think you meant to say "Spanish" instead of "French" here, amigo.

[R2D6battlebot]

why did the Titanic sink

because it was the Kubar version and could only POSSIBLY sail


[ B ] Titanic
The unique reactors on this
ship are powered by only
the highest grade photons,
making this vessel
unsinkable. Maybe.

[VanHalen]

A Guardian teams up with some other Guardians during a mission. The new Guardian pulls out a slicer and kills all the creatures before ths others and starts laughing. The leader looks to him and says "Aren't you very Chikki...".

[Seority]

I think you meant to say "Spanish" instead of "French" here, amigo.

Que? o_O

[Jainsea]

A female newman and a male cast have a child and its 1st words are
Ubwaaa!

What do you call a lvl 130 cast?
windows 95'

50% light Agito Repca +10 80 million
50% dark Serafi Senba 70 million
10 scape dolls 50k
2 grilled hot dogs 1k
Accidentlly selling these
rares to the NPC... Priceless.
There are some things in life that meseta cant buy.
For everything else there is Meseta Card.

How do you make a fresh Koltova Sandwich?
Run after it with 2 pieces of bread yelling" Get in the bread!"

yea i know they awful XD

[Cal 45'9]

OK, never posted before but have always been lurkin… This post made me register! LOL
Here is my sad attempt to be funny.

Why don’t Casts have funerals?
Because you get far too much mesta when you recycle them.

Why does the space station issue Guardians licenses?
Because a Day Care licenses were already taken.

Why are there no old folks in PSU?
Because after you reach age 60 in-game you are automatically used as rare resources in PM crafting.

What does PM really stand for?
Pathetically Moronic… You healed who? And you used your SUV weapon where?

What does CAST really stand for??
Creative Audio SoundBlaster Thingy

How come weapons can downgrade when you try to grind and Upgrade them?
None of us ever got the manual that came with the our weapons.

Why did the old guardian space station blow up?
None of us ever got the manual that came with the our weapons.

Why is a LOON-PYSCO beast girl the new president of the guardians?
None of us ever got the manual that came with the our weapons.


The first thing Cal 45'9 ever asked his PM after it created his first pair of guns was... "Hey! these things look sweet!!! Where is the manual for them?"
PM replys... "Whats a manual?"


Cal 45'9

[Larian]

So there once was this male Newman...Wait, who am I kidding...There is no such thing! =P

[r00tabaga]

Stop me if you heard this one......there once was a beast from Nantucket, his.............oh you've heard it?.....oh,OK then....................

[VanHalen]

So there once was this male Newman...Wait, who am I kidding...There is no such thing! =P

I'm offended! :lol:


ok heres something awful XD

A beast is driving home from the bar after a hard/ night at work but his car/ hit a tree.
He got out , climbed over a red/wall and went home thinking of something sweet.
When he got home he put a [b]TV dinner in the oven and his burning fury rose as it took too
long! He yelled at it" You Barta pray for a quick Sweet Death!" He apoligized to the stove" Kan yu forgive me for having such a blackheart?" Then the stove blew up and the beast stepped out of the rubble being the last survivor. THE END~

I laughed at this XD.

[Larian]

I'm offended! :lol:



I laughed at this XD.

I's sorry...you know I was just kidding! =D

[IrisForscythe]

What does PM really stand for?
Pathetically Moronic… You healed who? And you used your SUV weapon where?


So funny because its true XD

[Sha Sha]

all these mad me laught

[Shinko]

[Photon 1]"Hey dude, wanna have some smex?"
[Photon 2]"Sorry, I'm not bi."

Lol i laugh a lot at this one



How do you know a player has no creativity?
Sepheroh.

So true. there like 79374304 of them in psu


How do you know a player has no creativity?
Voyal Set.

Well this don't apply to cast because if you a cast and trying to go for the human look then there very few think to pick from


How does Sega screw in a light bulb?
They don't. They just hand it a note stating: "Sorry rollback,".

Lmao


How does Sega screw a lightbulb?
They don't. They're busy screwin us.


Lol so ture





So there once was this male Newman...Wait, who am I kidding...There is no such thing! =P

Lmao this was too funny



Why does the space station issue Guardians licenses?
Because a Day Care licenses were already taken.



just no.......

[ChaosAngel92]

OK, never posted before but have always been lurkin… This post

What does PM really stand for?
Pathetically Moronic… You healed who? And you used your SUV weapon where?

What does CAST really stand for??
Creative Audio SoundBlaster Thingy



Those made my day. I really consider them funny.

[AnimeSister]

These jokes are funny; I guess i should post some a friend said to me while doing Sleeping Warrior Runs; he found them halarious...hmmm...you be the judge

What do you call a polty spirit?
A poltygeist

What is a polty armour called?
A De Polty Line

What do you get when you cross a De Rol Le and a Polty?
A De Pol Le

Yeah....they were funny at the time I guess lol

[NegaTsukasa]

Here's a couple bad ones. one is a small story.

What do you call a scientific rappy?
A Beak-er.

What's the latest food franchise in PSU? KFR, Kentucky Freid Rappy.

I'm Coo Coo for Rappy puffs!
Note: please capture the chocolate rappy if spotted for me. (Thumbs up) ;D

Bad story Joke:
Title: A typical Dark Falz Day

What's the first impression newbs get when they hear Dark Falz?

"Oh my! A cool creepy waterfall level with a slang letter at the end!"
Goes to Dark Falz.

5 minutes later Location: Hospital.

Newb 1: You just had to think it was a plain old level.
Newb 2: woopsie!
Newb 1: (Bonk!!!) Idiot!
Newb 2: ow!

Else where

Dark Falz: Hee hee, I just love miss-interpreted newbs. oh! look at the time! Got an appointment with a party of 4 (Newbs) in a few minutes, best get ready. Sigh...putting this obelisk back together after every battle is always a pain in the butt. -_-

Rico: You think you have problems putting stuff back to the way it was. Whana trad places with me Falz?

Dark Falz: Quite gripping. At least I let you have a little le-way when some one brings a Flow weapon on the feild after battle.

Rico: I just can't wait for some one to finaly kill your 3rd form in Ultimate mode so I can have my soul freed.

Dark Falz: Herr herr. Keep dreaming.
-_-

Like I said bad PSU/O jokes. And one small story.

[Shou]

I have a few *achem*

1. If tails were to lose one of his tails where would he get another from?
At a re-tailer
2. How do hedgehogs play leapfrog?
Very carefully
3. What kind of poop does Sonic have?
The Runs
4. Why did Sonic explode?
Because he blue up!
5. Sonic was running when Coconuts hit him on the head, Coconuts started to laugh like a madman then Sonic said " you're nuts " then Coconuts said " I'm not nuts, I'm Coconuts "
6. Why did Sonic eat the frozen puppy?
Because it was a chilidog

http://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/1/15208000/ngbbs478fa9028d011.jpg

[bLOODSAW]

Ok if i can find my parents digital camera ill post a picture of this t shirt i had made. I'm not kidding. I ACTUALLY HAVE A T SHIRT WITH THIS DESIGN lol. It's a bad joke but hey, its not the first time a bad joke was printed on a t shirt ^^.

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/4135/psushirtvx6.jpg

[MaximusLight]

I think you meant to say "Spanish" instead of "French" here, amigo.

Eeeehhhhh... Merci?



How come weapons can downgrade when you try to grind and Upgrade them?
None of us ever got the manual that came with the our weapons.

Why did the old guardian space station blow up?
None of us ever got the manual that came with the our weapons.

Why is a LOON-PYSCO beast girl the new president of the guardians?
None of us ever got the manual that came with the our weapons.


The first thing Cal 45'9 ever asked his PM after it created his first pair of guns was... "Hey! these things look sweet!!! Where is the manual for them?"
PM replys... "Whats a manual?"


Cal 45'9

You know, that really made me lol


Ok if i can find my parents digital camera ill post a picture of this t shirt i had made. I'm not kidding. I ACTUALLY HAVE A T SHIRT WITH THIS DESIGN lol. It's a bad joke but hey, its not the first time a bad joke was printed on a t shirt ^^.

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/4135/psushirtvx6.jpg

Skuda and Nissh shalt be mock'd for the rest of their days :wacko:

[Seority]

So there once was this male Newman...Wait, who am I kidding...There is no such thing! =P
Nice.



Well this don't apply to cast because if you a cast and trying to go for the human look then there very few think to pick from


Note this chart:
90% of all Caseals have a human head and "fleshy" bodies.
70% of those wear Voyal Set. Why? Not because of selection my friend. It's a whole kind of ugly, raining from a never ending parade of stupid. Oh and just to keep up:
99% of Voyal Set wearing Caseals have the pink version.
This means, about 60-65% of all Caseals wear pink Voyal Sets. Creative? I beg to differ.



http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h106/Seority/psushirtvx6.jpg

That's better. ^_^

[Nitro Vordex]

Well, this isn't really much of a joke, more is it a rework of lyrics to a song.

Before I foget by Slipknot.
original
[spoiler-box]
"Before I Forget"

Go!

Stapled shut, inside an outside world and I'm
Sealed in tight, bizarre but right at home
Claustrophobic, closing in and I'm
Catastrophic, not again
I'm smeared across the page, and doused in gasoline
I wear you like a stain, yet I'm the one who's obscene
Catch me up on all your sordid little insurrections,
I've got no time to lose, and I'm just caught up in all the cattle

Fray the strings
Throw the shapes
Hold your breath
Listen!

I am a world before I am a man
I was a creature before I could stand
I will remember before I forget
BEFORE I FORGET THAT!

I'm ripped across the ditch, and settled in the dirt and I'm
I wear you like a stitch, yet I'm the one who's hurt
Pay attention to your twisted little indiscretions
I've got no right to win, I'm just caught up all the battles

Locked in clutch
Pushed in place
Hold your breath
Listen!

I am a world before I am a man
I was a creature before I could stand
I will remember before I forget
BEFORE I FORGET THAT!

I am a world before I am a man
I was a creature before I could stand
I will remember before I forget
BEFORE I FORGET THAT!

My end
It justifies my means
All I ever do is delay
My every attempt to evade
The end of the road and my end
It justifies my means
All I ever do is delay
My every attempt to evade
THE END OF THE ROAD!

I am a world before I am a man
I was a creature before I could stand
I will remember before I forget
BEFORE I FORGET THAT!

I am a world before I am a man
I was a creature before I could stand
I will remember before I forget
BEFORE I FORGET THAT!

I am a world before I am a man
I was a creature before I could stand
I will remember before I forget
BEFORE I FORGET THAT!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, OH!
[/spoiler-box]

Reworked.
[spoiler-box]
"Before I Crash"

Go!

Welded shut, inside an outside world and I'm
bolted in tight, metallic but right at home
machinamatic, booting up and I'm
running Vista, not again
I'm smeared across the desktop, and doused in MSDOS
I run like 4GB of RAM, yet I'm the one who's comatose
Catch me up on all your useless little PA's,
I've got no time to lose, and I'm just caught up in all the rattle

Wear the armor
Aim the rifle
Hold your breath
Listen!

I am elite before I'm a nub
I was a toaster before I was CAST
I will reboot before I crash
BEFORE I CRASH, NOT YET!

I'm ripped across the ditch, and settled in the dirt and I'm
I use my PM like a meatshield, yet I'm the one who's hurt
Pay attention to your obvious misfires
I've got no right to win, I'm just caught up all the battles

Locked in death
Forced to blast
Hold your breath
Listen!

I am elite before I'm a nub
I was a toaster before I was CAST
I will reboot before I crash
BEFORE I CRASH, NOT YET!

I am elite before I'm a nub
I was a toaster before I was CAST
I will reboot before I crash
BEFORE I CRASH, NOT YET!

My end
It justifies my means
All I ever do is delay
My every attempt to evade
The end of the road and my end
It justifies my means
All I ever do is delay
My every attempt to evade
THE END OF THE ROAD!

I am elite before I'm a nub
I was a toaster before I was CAST
I will reboot before I crash
BEFORE I CRASH, NOT YET!

I am elite before I'm a nub
I was a toaster before I was CAST
I will reboot before I crash
BEFORE I CRASH, NOT YET!

I am elite before I'm a nub
I was a toaster before I was CAST
I will reboot before I crash
BEFORE I CRASH, NOT YET!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, OH![/spoiler-box]

I know it lacks, but go easy on me.

[Hey12389]

Just a fact.
Everytime a techer of some sort is in my party I call them forte docters or acro docters LOL

[VivAviva]

[ B ] Titanic
The unique reactors on this
ship are powered by only
the highest grade photons,
making this vessel
unsinkable. Maybe.

i approve

[Nitro Vordex]

Another fact: 79% of the community past 1:00 PST is almost a complete mirror image of FKL.

[Aumi]

Oooh! I can't help it! I got another one!

What is the equivalent of Malaria for Casts?
Windows Vista.

So true... :disapprove: Liked that one xD

[Hey12389]

LOL SOME OF THESE ARE REALLY GOOD!

[Aumi]

Add: How does a Cast cast Resta?

http://support.microsoft.com/

I lol'd xD

[Aumi]

ok heres something awful XD

A beast is driving home from the bar after a hard/ night at work but his car/ hit a tree.
He got out , climbed over a red/wall and went home thinking of something sweet.
When he got home he put a [b]TV dinner in the oven and his burning fury rose as it took too
long! He yelled at it" You Barta pray for a quick Sweet Death!" He apoligized to the stove" Kan yu forgive me for having such a blackheart?" Then the stove blew up and the beast stepped out of the rubble being the last survivor. THE END~

I love it xDD

[Aumi]

Now I thought this was funny, you all may disagree, but since it's a thread for funnies, I figured I'd put it here.

So I was in a party the other day with a noob. Now I'm not a noob unfriendly person, quite the opposite, but this particular kid who sounded 12 tops kept giving me instructions on what to do because he was 3 levels higher than me. Keep in mind my guardian's license number is in the 7000 range, and his was in the 85k range. After about 30 minutes of this, during the course of a few runs, the following transpires.

Me- 'Hey, how do you keep a noob in suspense?'
Kid- 'I don't know, how?'

*Kid has been removed from party*

I got a message to my GT later...

'You never told me how to keep a noob in suspense.'

Guess it worked.

Simply nice xDD

P.S.: sorry that all my posts stack up here, but I only found this thread not long ago ^^;

[Dragwind]

Well it looks like this is going somewhere, with some of them being actually decent, ha.

[Kizeragi]

ok heres something awful XD

A beast is driving home from the bar after a hard/ night at work but his car/ hit a tree.
He got out , climbed over a red/wall and went home thinking of something sweet.
When he got home he put a [b]TV dinner in the oven and his burning fury rose as it took too
long! He yelled at it" You Barta pray for a quick Sweet Death!" He apoligized to the stove" Kan yu forgive me for having such a blackheart?" Then the stove blew up and the beast stepped out of the rubble being the last survivor. THE END~

I had to lol at this xD

[TheGreyCliche]

A CAST walks into Gawik's Pub. Gawik asks him if he'd like anything. The CAST replies, "A soul".

[Nitro Vordex]

Here's an EXTREMLEY bad joke.

What do you get when a beast and a newman mate?

Another 500 year war.

:disapprove:

[Larian]

Here's an EXTREMLEY bad joke.

What do you get when a beast and a newman mate?

Another 500 year war.

:disapprove:

I like that one! =D

[ShinAnt]

This thread is missing something...
http://instantrimshot.com/


There we go.

[Aumi]

Bookmarked xD I love it!

[Seority]

Here's an EXTREMLEY bad joke.

What do you get when a beast and a newman mate?

Another 500 year war.

:disapprove:

I thought that was Laia, lol.

[DreXxiN]

CAST Fortetecher


....AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!...Wait, am I the only one laughing? :(

I thought it was funny >_>

inb4flamePMs

[The_Great_Sebrof56]

The worst things that ive seen would probley be... Noob / Resist 99 mill LOLZ lyke buy it cuz it relly lik3 existssssssss....

But in all seriousness, I would love a noob resist. I would pay 99 mill for me me a noob resist.

[Nitro Vordex]

Fun (fiction) fact:

Names that were used for weapons and other items were:

a)Jp translates
b)Picked from the producers games of yahtzee.

[Sekani]

http://pso-world.com/forums/showthread.php?t=143934
Fighrolled.

[PALRAPPYS]

Seriously needs a bump. :)

[Ken_Silver]

So this thread is still alive 'eh? I'll be back with some more jokes then.

*See first few pages*

[strikershadow]

Me- 'Hey, how do you keep a noob in suspense?'
Kid- 'I don't know, how?'

*Kid has been removed from party*

I got a message to my GT later...

'You never told me how to keep a noob in suspense.'

Guess it worked.


This was GREAT, and I liked the two T-shirts idea too. If im not lazy I might actually make them LOL

[PALRAPPYS]

Me- 'Hey, how do you keep a noob in suspense?'
Kid- 'I don't know, how?'

*Kid has been removed from party*

I got a message to my GT later...

'You never told me how to keep a noob in suspense.'

Guess it worked.


This was GREAT, and I liked the two T-shirts idea too. If im not lazy I might actually make them LOL

The best part is because noobs always fall for it. :D

[Phoenix_Black]

I remember saying this when our techer got caught in one of those traps that fell from the cieling and encased you for sometime durring MAG.


"What do you call a techer in a box? A monomate."

[Ri0T]

A lot of these are awesome. I especially like the one about the Jarba. XD

I also have a song Parody. I was thinking of actually recording this one o' these days. It is sung to the tune of Pearl Jam's "Daughter".

"Techer"

Alone... in a locked mish
A Photon Cube in an otherwise empty room
Young Newm... a Har / Quick
Casts techs in repetition
They said your buffs don't make the grade
that you don't understand it
So you try to make them proud

The minutes turn to hours in her head
With this photon cube as her only friend
is there something wrong?

Don't call me Techer
Not fit to
The screenshot kept will remind me

Don't call me Techer
Not fit to be
The screenshot kept will remind me

Don't call me...

She can't help but wait for the day
her techs will... Reach 21~!
Oooh....

Don't call me techer
Not fit to
The screenshot kept will remind me

Minutes turn to hours...
Minutes turn to hours...
Minutes turn to...
turn to...

[Chuck_Norris]

Here's a GREAT bad joke! :wacko:

What do you call an 11* Double Saber? Double Agito. :D

[Ken_Silver]

Here's a GREAT bad joke! :wacko:

What do you call a 13* Axe? "This item cannot be obtained in online mode through legitimate means at the present time." :D

Fixed. :yes:

[gryphonvii]

A beast once had an orgy with 100 newmans...
there were no survivors.

[Gryffin]

Heres one I thought of...

Why don't any other races use SUV'S?
Better Gas Mileage.

[Ken_Silver]

Heres one I thought of...

Why don't any other races use SUV'S?
Better Gas Mileage.

LOL. Gud one. :razz:

That's also why humans work best with Hybrid classes. :D

[Gryffin]

Why were CASTS first made?
Beasts got lazy.

Why did the beasts get lazy?
Inherited it from their creators.

Why do Newmans have pointy ears?
Because fuzzy ears make you look stupid.

Why don't Humans have a nanoblast?
They made Beasts to do it for them.

Why don't Newmans have a special?
They do, you gotta get it from the 6th floor by the Sega Support center.

Why did Laia miss her class reunion?
Error 065'd.

What do you call a poisoned Beast?
Rabid.

What would happen if all the hamsters in the world died?
PSU would end.

Why did the Fortecher cross the road?
He was trying to escape the Vahra's chasing him.

What happened when the Vahra crossed the road after him?
Oncoming traffic gained +125 experience and 142 meseta.

Why don't we have Dizas/Rentis?
It would let Fortechers take a hit.

Why is Bruce bald?
So he can inflict blind on enemies.

Why is Megid purple?
Its secure in it's damage.

[Ken_Silver]

Why were CASTS first made?
Beasts got lazy.

Why did the beasts get lazy?
Inherited it from their creators.

Why do Newmans have pointy ears?
Because fuzzy ears make you look stupid.

Why don't Humans have a nanoblast?
They made Beasts to do it for them.

Why don't Newmans have a special?
They do, you gotta get it from the 6th floor by the Sega Support center.

Why did Laia miss her class reunion?
Error 065'd.

What do you call a poisoned Beast?
Rabid.

What would happen if all the hamsters in the world died?
PSU would end.

Why did the Fortecher cross the road?
He was trying to escape the Vahra's chasing him.

What happened when the Vahra crossed the road after him?
Oncoming traffic gained +125 experience and 142 meseta.

Why don't we have Dizas/Rentis?
It would let Fortechers take a hit.

Why is Bruce bald?
So he can inflict blind on enemies.

Why is Megid purple?
Its secure in it's damage.

Quite a few of these are EPIC. But how many lazy human and beast jokes can you find? LOL. :D

[Pop TaRt]

I got One Geico so easy a beast could do it

[_K1_]

What's the most popular search engine on Neudaiz?

Omnagougle.

[haruna]

I think you meant to say "Spanish" instead of "French" here, amigo.

Which French photon makes magical wands?
Elle-Photons. :P

[Ken_Silver]

Bored, so I came up with a few more.

Why is the Communion of Gurhal the most practiced religion in the Gurhal System?
The others didn't have rare items fall from the sky after donations.

Why is the most popular clothing company from Moatoob called Roar Roars?
The beast couldn't say the names of any other clothing company.

Why don't Newmans and Humans have special race abilities?
Because they are already special.

Why do CASTs rule Parum and not Humans?
Because the CAST saw An Inconvinent Truth and Wall-E.

Why was there a steep decline in the price of food in the Gurhal System?
Farmers were afraid to plant new SEEDs. :D

What bug is now extinct in the Gurhal System?
Bees. The AMF destroyed all of the HIVE's. :razz:

What is a Beast's best friend (in the sense of Man's best friend) ?
WARNING: Not a Nice answer! His next door Neighbor.

Why don't Newmans surf on Parum?
They catch enough waves as it is. Radio waves, T.V waves, etc. :D

And that's enough of that for now. :etongue:

[Noblewine]

Q: Why is it a bad idea to let a Beast sing in a rock band?
A: They'll grunt and slobber all over the microphone.

Q: What's a human males favorite food?
A: poulty or vulftu (However you spell it).

Q: What's a couples favorite spot in PSU?
A: White Beast

Q: What's the best way to kill boredom?
A: Letting yourself get killed by megid till your outta scapes.

[DC_Seraph]

I got one... ahem.... ummm... w8 no i dont....w8... beast fortegunner....
mwhaaa haaa haaa, they dont even exist like a cast fortetecher and male newmans... mwhaa haa haa...

[Nitro Vordex]

Motivational style!


PURIFY
Sounds a whole lot better than "Kill anything that moves".

[_Wolf_]

why does a beast lick his butt... because it tastes better than Maya's cooking
(ripped it ff of the T.E.S. IV Oblivion Khajiit joke)

[Ken_Silver]

Motivational style!


PURIFY
Sounds a whole lot better than "Kill anything that moves".

Is that a challenge? :razz:

I'll go and get pictures y'know.

As for now...


BEASTS
Beauty not Included.

AGITO REPCA
That kid who failed English class in the 3rd grade is back again.

[Noblewine]

Q: How does a beast nanoblast if the first time fails.
A: He sticks his finger up his nose.

[BFGfreak]

Why can't beasts play Halo?
They always Jabroga the TV.

[Jainsea]

What did the Female Newman say to Bruce?
You barta leave me alone!!

[Ken_Silver]

So many jokes. I hope this thread never dies. :razz:

[furrypaws]

Ok, I think my group actually almost booted me for this one. ^_^

Ready?

What did the Acrotecher call his musical group?

*drumroll*

Shifta and DE BAND!

WHU-BUM TISH

[Jainsea]

You know your screwed when you see this O:

[spoiler-box] http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm316/sword-candy/streetsign.jpg [/spoiler-box]

[Brainwrecked]

Q: What are a Newman's ears used for?
A: Handlebars.

Q: What do you call a male nanoblasted beast who pins you to the ground?
A: Harry Balzonia.

[Noblewine]

You know you played too much PSU when.....

1) You see Ethan Waber and Karen Erra clones.
2) Your a completionist
3) You maxed out the limit of blacklisting people.
4) You capped your main.
5) You filled your room full of De Ragan heads room decorations.

[hans4]

so theres a cast named tinkle so when he greets everyone he introduces himself as

gunner tinkle

heh?

[hans4]

what did the newmen cop say to the teenage newmen?
im gonna aresta you!

[hans4]

why dont gurdains shop at walmart?

becuse they rollback!

[Noyo]

I got one, it's a bit retarded

What did the girl monomate say to the boy monomate..

Wanna mate!?

[shotsfired]

Q: what did the (insert race/type/gender/class) say to the (insert race/type/gender/class)?

A: wanna run white beast?



Q: why are female fortetechers popular around gurhal?

A: well, they are experts with rods and staffs....



Q: Anyone hear the one about the female human wartecher and the 1,00 mile journey through the depths of Gurhal?

A: no..... what the hell is a wartecher???

[Ken_Silver]

Q: what did the (insert race/type/gender/class) say to the (insert race/type/gender/class)?

A: wanna run white beast?



Q: why are female fortetechers popular around gurhal?

A: well, they are experts with rods and staffs....



Q: Anyone hear the one about the female human wartecher and the 1,00 mile journey through the depths of Gurhal?

A: no..... what the hell is a wartecher???

Lol, the last two were funny.

I got some.

What is the street address of the Alterazoug?
666 Getting Busted Up Lane.

Why did Ethan truly leave the GUARDIANS?
He didn't buy the expansion.

[furrypaws]

You know, it's only fair Humans get the Striker as their special ability. After all, casts have SUVs.

[Akaimizu]

Casts will Dump their SUVs once they see the new gas prices.
^
^
^
^
^
^
^
^ -- hey. You DID ask for BAD PSU humor, not GOOD PSU humor.

[Malficious]

Why does everyone have a Photon gatcha in their room?

Extra room to put their extra Kerseline and Booma Claws


A little corny but states the truth...atleast for me it does.



BTW i LOL'd at the one about the newman's ears

[Jainsea]

A sign for future Master Forces :p

http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm316/sword-candy/warningsign.jpg

[furrypaws]

Why did Seg-ROOLLLLLLLLBACK

[ANIMEniac]

Why did Seg-ROOLLLLLLLLBACK

lolol

Q -How many beasts doe sit take to make a bowl of spaghetio's?

A -just one, its only on rare occasions that their attacks actualy hit.

[Kumlekar]

Laaaaaaaaaaaaaame... :wacko:

here's one:

Yeah well human didn't get to the most populus for no reason, bow-cha-bow-wow!

/end horrible humour.

You sir should be commended with a very large prize and then immediatly shot before you have the chance to enjoy it. That was Beautifully... HORRIBLE!

[SirCheeksz]

i do this sumtimes, kinda corny but funny at times

*annoying kid annoys*
me-yo kid u kno karate????
annoying kid- yea man i know all kinda karate....
me- OK try nd block this kick
*annoying kid is removed from party*
*his karate fails*

[Sekani]

why dont gurdains shop at walmart?

becuse they rollback!



Q: why are female fortetechers popular around gurhal?

A: well, they are experts with rods and staffs....

I actually laughed at these two.

[Danny_Dark]

(B) SEGAC
Company that runs PSU,
giving the Players every Month
an Content Update, Maybe.

[Adriano]

What's more rare, than Agito Repca?
An on time scheduled update.

What do you call PSU with a playerbase greater than 50?
Non-existent.

[SStrikerR]

I expect the two posters above me to hear from seority soon. Better head for the hills.

[Adriano]

rofl! :roll:
On a side note

What does SEGAC spell backwards?

Good, now you know what they put the people who knew how to run this game into.

:roll:

[Danny_Dark]

The Kubara Version of Sony is "Sonic"...maybe...

[Jainsea]

one of my shortcuts in game:

[b] Common Sense 15*

[Dencity]

This is not so much a joke, but something that I found hilarious back when the Blackheart (aura) was what almost everyone wanted:

(This was conversed by two of my friends):
Friend 1: "Why are you running this stupid Hive mission so much?"
Friend 2: "Because the blackheart drops here."
1:"What's a black heart?"
2:"An item that stops the black balls."
1:"Cool. Have you heard about the blue heart?"
2:"No, what is it?"
(And without missing a beat: )
1:"It stops you from getting blue balls."

I swear I was on the floor cracking up for, like, ten minutes.
A lot of people might not get the joke, but I'm sure those that do can appreciate it in some way.

[Aumi]

Q: why are female fortetechers popular around gurhal?

A: well, they are experts with rods and staffs....


What's more rare, than Agito Repca?
An on time scheduled update.

Laughed my ass off at these! Especially the first one! xD

[MiniBrian]

one of my shortcuts in game:

[b] Common Sense 15*

theres prob. a 5% chance of successful

[furrypaws]

The movie Vantage Point must've been developed by Sega. After all, it's full of rollbacks. =P

[BFGfreak]

What do female newmans use as flashlights?

Uransara's with regrant!

[SuperRygar]

haha Interesting thread. Some good, some horribly bad. I'm gonna be racking my brain all day tommorow trying to thing of some >.>

[haruna]

Oldies that have made many groan:

Q-What did the lonely newman Force write on the internets after her 6* Kubara weapon broke?
A-"A-Rodoc" Fan Fiction.

Q-What haunts Rafflon Plains at night?
A-Poltygheist.

Q-What just happened when a gang of small monsters from Parum ran over to rob the GRM shop?
A-Poltyheist.

Q-Where do most of the boss and mini-boss monsters in Neudiaz go every Saturday morning?
A-SynaGoug

[Noblewine]

1) How are polty's born? Anwers: Sneezing or a booger from your nose.
2) What's Laia favorite food? Answers: The Vol Brothers.
3) What's the only good thing about White Beast? Answer: People who run it all day can be miserable together there.

Glad this thread is still up.

[gryphonvii]

A beast once fell from a 3 story building, killing several newmans on impact. The beast survived and went on to invent anga jabroga.

A newman proverb: Silence is Golden and Rappies are yellow.

/Boredom and Ice cream fueled randomness.

[Bupon]

The beast ones were good.

[relentless]

Q: So why's Curtz green?!?!


A: He used too much Giresta.

[Kizeragi]

Q: So why's Curtz green?!?!


A: He used too much Giresta.

Lol you and Giresta! :wacko:

[relentless]

Giresta is one of my new identifications, wanna see my PIN?!
Hobbies: Giresta. :wacko:


Q: What did Curtz think when Laia turned into the new president?!


A: "THEN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE IS GOING TO DIE!!!!!!"

[ForeverStronger]

Hm... What happens when you take your level 140 Newman Female Fortetecher and change it to lvl. 1 Protranser during MAG2?

You recieve a connection interruption request which says, "Segac Of America is now hiring."

[relentless]

What happens when you're playing as a Cast PT with high end equipment and being on a very high rank on MAG Leaderboards where as no one in the party notices or knows?!


100+ only, BOOT. -_//

[ForeverStronger]

Guessing this just happened >>;

[Kizeragi]

What happens when you're playing as a Cast PT with high end equipment and being on a very high rank on MAG Leaderboards where as no one in the party notices or knows?!


100+ only, BOOT. -_//

I WONDER WHO THIS IS REFERING TO?!

[ForeverStronger]

ZTNOLUCK!!!!

[relentless]

Q: Why is Giresta so cool?

A: Because I say so.

... sorry, had to.

*uses giresta to revive the thread*


Had to post this one:

Q:

What did the fleshie say to the CAST?!



A:

Where'd all your meat go?

[Rust]

Q :

Madness ?

A :

This is BARTAAAAAA !!!

:wacko:

[relentless]

Q:

What's more efficient... Resta or Giresta??


A::


Obviously... GIRESTAAAAA

[gundam0079]

Q: What did the male CAST say to Ethan about the sercurity check?
A: Waber on

:P

[Kizeragi]

Q: What did the male CAST say to Ethan about the sercurity check?
A: Waber on

:P

Request permission to post Waber pic. D<

http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii76/Kizeragi/PSU%20Photos/PSUCHARGIN.jpg

Stole that off Sensei. ._.

[gundam0079]

go on ahead if u want

[Ken_Silver]

Request permission to post Waber pic. D<

http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii76/Kizeragi/PSU%20Photos/PSUCHARGIN.jpg

Stole that off Sensei. ._.

NNNNNAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo!!!!

LOL, That was funny despite being one of those overused meme's (or whatever they are called.)

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[gundam0079]

haha good one

[Sha Sha]

This is not so much a joke, but something that I found hilarious back when the Blackheart (aura) was what almost everyone wanted:

(This was conversed by two of my friends):
Friend 1: "Why are you running this stupid Hive mission so much?"
Friend 2: "Because the blackheart drops here."
1:"What's a black heart?"
2:"An item that stops the black balls."
1:"Cool. Have you heard about the blue heart?"
2:"No, what is it?"
(And without missing a beat: )
1:"It stops you from getting blue balls."

I swear I was on the floor cracking up for, like, ten minutes.
A lot of people might not get the joke, but I'm sure those that do can appreciate it in some way.

HA HA HAHA My friends and I have a inside joke about blue balls xD

[relentless]

My friend Kizeragi bought a Sweet Death board for 10k meseta, and it came out 46% lightning. He sold it for 16.3mil.

I sold my 46% dark Sweet Death for 22mil right after the 1Up synth boost.
I bought it off a Gol Dolva in an EX mission before!
The Gol Dolva was a masochist and said to me:
"Give me death, I give you sweet death!"


[spoiler-box]Girestac,
because it can revive even old threads.[/spoiler-box]

[Kizeragi]

[spoiler-box]Girestac,
because it can revive even old threads. POSSIBLY[/spoiler-box]

Fixed. :wacko:

[BFGfreak]

Warning: lame joke story ahead (based on true events)


A human and a newman walk into Gawek's and challenge 2 beast's and a CAST to a drinking contest. The next day the human and the newman found themselves outside of the pub in only their body suits. who won?

[spoiler-box] The human and the newman. why you might ask?[spoiler-box]well after about 10 rounds of whatever Gawek keeps from his regular customers, one of the beast gets up, says she's so powerful, she can take on anything, so she got the Yellow beast form (or as she called it, natural blonde like her), and was last seen entering a room filled with Carraguine's and Jarba's with light armor and no scapes.
Anyway, the match goes on for about 25 more rounds, before the human and newman finally pass out in a drunken stuper, causing the CAST to celebrate by raising his arm's into the air. Unfortunatly for him, the booze somehow leaked into his extra slot, causing him so summon Paradi...on himself, leaving only a black scar in the floor. As for the other beast, well, lets just say he belived he could nanoblast into a bird and could fly across Dagora city canyon. Now since they all had the same amout to drink (save for the female beast, searchers are still looking for any sort of remains) the Human and Newman won simply because they're the last one's still alive.

The moral of this is that racial powers are not all they're cracked up to be[/spoiler-box][/spoiler-box]Bonus points to anyone who can guess what they won?

[WhiteKnight01]

why cant you trust a pm
she cant tell the difrence between 99% and 9.9%

[xXJoshXx]

How do you make an Ollaka Roll?
Push it down a hill :D

XDDDDDDD ok i like this one

[Nemhy]

This one sucks but here it goes anyway!

What are Acrotechers good for?
Making Whipped Cream....

*runs*

[haruna]

I post here, the most sacred passages of the Distova's Witnesses' Book of Pannon:

Let he who is without Synth should cast the first photon.

Gazetto loves you(only 360 players have a remote shot at getting this.)

"We love Gazetto because he first loved us."
Sendillians 4:9-10

WWGD for a 50% 10/10 Klondike Bar?

Scribbled in tables wrought from Vulcaline, the Distova descended from Mt. Ohtoku with 10 Commandments.

Spam missions, and ye shall find.
Vahras 9:13-2

“What shall it profit a man if he gains the whole stacks of meseta but loses his S-ranks.”
Sendillians 1:1-5

[relentless]

I post here, the most sacred passages of the Distova's Witnesses' Book of Pannon:

Let he who is without Synth should cast the first photon.

Gazetto loves you(only 360 players have a remote shot at getting this.)

"We love Gazetto because he first loved us."
Sendillians 4:9-10

WWGD for a 50% 10/10 Klondike Bar?

Scribbled in tables wrought from Vulcaline, the Distova descended from Mt. Ohtoku with 10 Commandments.

Spam missions, and ye shall find.
Vahras 9:13-2

“What shall it profit a man if he gains the whole stacks of meseta but loses his S-ranks.”
Sendillians 1:1-5

I don't get it.

[Pindar]

Why don't Kubara products have an official store?Because their Money Back Guarantee was horrible. Possibly.

I thought this one was pretty good.

[Nabeshin]

Why don't Kubara products have an official store?
Because their Money Back Guarantee was horrible. Possibly.

Why do the Guardians appreciate Rainy Days?
Because the Drop rate is high.

Kudos, kudos to you good sir!

[Reyane]

What's another name for a Fortetecher?

-a Walking Trimate


What weapon is named after Maya Shidow?

-the Mizurakihoh


Ahhh... good and awful, lol :D

[Jogge88]

Why did the beast climb over the wall of glass?
-To see what was on the other side.

A Human a Newman and a Beast was looking at a sign at a far distance at the top of a Mountain. The human went up to see what the sign said and when he came back the Beast asked; "What did it say?"
The Human said; "Go up and look for yourself!"
The Beast ran up and looked at the sign and came back.
"What did the sign say?" the Newman said.
The Beast said "Go up and look for yourself!"
The newman went up and looked at the sign wich said: Go up and look for yourself!

DOH! =D

May the >Force< be with you :P

[Aumi]

Why did the beast climb over the wall of glass?
-To see what was on the other side.

A Human a Newman and a Beast was looking at a sign at a far distance at the top of a Mountain. The human went up to see what the sign said and when he came back the Beast asked; "What did it say?"
The Human said; "Go up and look for yourself!"
The Beast ran up and looked at the sign and came back.
"What did the sign say?" the Newman said.
The Beast said "Go up and look for yourself!"
The newman went up and looked at the sign wich said: Go up and look for yourself!

DOH! =D

May the >Force< be with you :P

Those weren't too bad! :lol:

[Squeezit]

Her Secret Mission, s3

the movie /dramatic voice


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v143/Masou/stupid%20funny%20stuff/hsm3.jpg

[DreXxiN]

A newman gets taken into slavery after being captured by two strong beast rogues.

The newman asks the strong beast "What do you desire in order for me to be set free?"

The first beast says "Ooh...I just want some Ank BUTI if ya know what I mean ;)"

The newman sighs in releif and says "Oh, well thank god it's not TWIN PENETRATION!"

The other beast replies "Hahahah! Not so fast little one!~. I have a BURNING FURY in my pants.."

[Aisha379]

Disclaimer: Unlike some (foolish) people, I really have no extreme dislike for any race / class or race-class combinations, so if I say something that offends you, its just a joke (besides, my main is a beast, look how much hate we get...)



What do you call a person too weak to be a Guardian?

A human.



Whats big, bulky, and has no fashion sense?

Male Casts


Why were casts initially invented?

To be futuristic sex droids for all the losers who played online games all day. Zing!

What happens when a human reaches level 200?

They get the chance to reincarnate into a real race

What do you call a non-loli female newman?

non-existent

Whats with all the dumb beast jokes? CASTS actually have lower TP / MST really.

[II_Tokio_II]

What do you call a person with a purple pallette in Cabo Base II?

A white beast noob.


How many Magashis does it take to kill a white beast noob?

None they died before the cut scene.

[PSU_Rikku]

I get really pissed off when people make racist remarks about Beast Women! I just may have to kill you for that. Luckily i'm not cuz i'm in a good mood XDDD :-x

[Aumi]

Three beasts stand before a river they want to cross. They meet a fairy that grants them one wish each.

The first one says:
"I want to become 100 times cleverer!"
Puff! She becomes a Human and swims across the river.

Second one says:
"I want to become 10000 times cleverer!"
Puff! She becomes a Newman, makes a boat and sails across the river.

Third one says:
"I want to become a million times cleverer!"
Puff! She becomes a CAST and takes the bridge! :D

Disclaimer:
As this is a joke (actually a PSU-ified blonde joke), this was in no way intended to be cyber-racist in any way. Sorry to anyone who sees this as an offense.

[goaferboy]

Three beasts stand before a river they want to cross. They meet a fairy that grants them one wish each.

The first one says:
"I want to become 100 times cleverer!"
Puff! She becomes a Human and swims across the river.

Second one says:
"I want to become 10000 times cleverer!"
Puff! She becomes a Newman, makes a boat and sails across the river.

Third one says:
"I want to become a million times cleverer!"
Puff! She becomes a CAST and just waits for Sega to rollback the servers to when they were on the other side earlier.


Fixed.

[Ken_Silver]

Tweny Two pages and this thread is still going strong. Whoohoo!

After the creations of the Guardians in the Gurhal Systems, just how much do HUmars wish to get paid in their dreams?

A Phantasy Star Zero.

[garjian]

ok heres something awful XD

A beast is driving home from the bar after a hard/ night at work but his car/ hit a tree.
He got out , climbed over a red/wall and went home thinking of something sweet.
When he got home he put a TV dinner in the oven and his burning fury rose as it took too
long! He yelled at it" You Barta pray for a quick Sweet Death!" He apoligized to the stove" Kan yu forgive me for having such a blackheart?" Then the stove blew up and the beast stepped out of the rubble being the last survivor. THE END~

lol if cooking is done with boards in psu... how funny would it be to come back and find an okiku doll in your microwave xD


[B]Add: How does a Cast cast Resta?

http://support.microsoft.com/

lol xD


[ B ] Titanic
The unique reactors on this
ship are powered by only
the highest grade photons,
making this vessel
unsinkable. Maybe.

i love this joke :D very well told :)

[TecherRamen]

I came up with this while I was leveling Spear PAs as a Fighmaster:

What do you call a Fortefighter Using Dus Daggas?

a SLOWPOKE

[DesuJet]

Where in PSU can you find the biggest pussy?

Look in your card list and invite Bruce!

[Ryno]

uhg.. i went to use the bathroom with psu on while in my room looking at my invenotory and my girl friends saw the weapon "ank buti" and since they dont play psu one of my friends ask what this ank bootay?

i was thinking what? "girl im playing psu get away from me for now"... "thats not what it is... haha"

i cannot give you away the details what they showed me in person.. 0_0 ( personal )

[xzidanex]

The closest thing I have to a PSU joke is.......

Cast fashion.

>.> Yeah...

[Noblewine]

Q: How do you make a Jarba sneeze?
A: Use Bogga Zudda.

Q: What are rappies good for?
A: Punching bags.

Q: How do you shut magashi up?
A: with an SUV blast.



The closest thing I have to a PSU joke is.......

Cast fashion.

>.> Yeah...

lol

[tadtwisted]

Where in PSU can you find the biggest pussy?

Look in your card list and invite Bruce!

How dare you make fun of bruce, Mr. Pringle will have his revenge!!!

[Mysterious-G]

[spoiler-box]http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff245/Mysterious-G/065d-1.jpg[/spoiler-box]

[Rust]

[spoiler-box]
http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h157/ZeroTheBurninator/sega.jpg[/spoiler-box]

loltouhou

[voodlar]

I gotta hand it to the OP, this is an excellent thread. In fact, it caused me to resgister and make a post after over a year and a half of PSU. So here goes:


Why can't guardians keep Christmas trees very long?





--> They keep smashing them hoping to get mot walna.



Thanks for the laughs! :D

[Waki Miko Syamemaru!]

http://psuclosedbeta.ytmnd.com/

Ahahahaha! *points at PSO-World*

[http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y296/youkaizero/UHOH.jpg

Ahhhh fantastic....not gold material but gave me a good chuckle.

[Cracka_J]

zomgomgomg I finally got one after being off this game for 3 months...

what do you call a person with a cancelled psu account?
.
.
.
.
.
.
wait for it...
.
.
.
.
.
.
SMART!

zing!

[Mysterious-G]

zomgomgomg!

I don't get it.

[Rust]

I don't get it.

Read it backwards.

[Suzuka Miyamoto]

Wow these are the cornest jokes i have read.

This post Epicfailure. XD


I think i got one.


What do you call a lv150 fightmaster lv20

That uses Dus Majarra, Tornado Break, and Anga Jabroga




































































A NOOB <:O XD Was that funny. ( The room is Silen frogs make loud noise in the distance. )

[Darki]

Kan Yu Diga mah Buti?

<.< >.>

[PALRAPPYS]

Wow these are the cornest jokes i have read.

This post Epicfailure. XD


I think i got one.


What do you call a lv150 fightmaster lv20

That uses Dus Majarra, Tornado Break, and Anga Jabroga
A NOOB <:O XD Was that funny. ( The room is Silen frogs make loud noise in the distance. )

Yeah the room is silent. >_> Considering those are good PA's and using other crappy ones would make them even noobier (of course those PA's aren't noob material but...).

D:

[Darki]

I guess she meant if they use them ALL the time. I've met a lvl 150 Fighmaster 20 who was carrying a Mugunburga & Gekisnata with majarra lvl 41+... who was amazed that I was able to use such ability like DUS ROBADO!!! "Zomg what is that PA? Is PT onry? : o"

Me: "Erm... ._." (completely speechless)

*5 minutes later*

Me: "Are you serious?
You carry a 12* spear and majarra 41+, and don't know this shyt?
lol, this is Dus robado, dude
and you're a fckng NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB!"

*get's kicked*

but I was lol'ing so hard I couldn't even bother on it. xD Seriously, I can't understand how is possible that guy was playing a fucking level 150 char and don't even know what was that PA. ._.

[PALRAPPYS]

I guess she meant if they use them ALL the time. I've met a lvl 150 Fighmaster 20 who was carrying a Mugunburga & Gekisnata with majarra lvl 41+... who was amazed that I was able to use such ability like DUS ROBADO!!! "Zomg what is that PA? Is PT onry? : o"

Me: "Erm... ._." (completely speechless)

*5 minutes later*

Me: "Are you serious?
You carry a 12* spear and majarra 41+, and don't know this shyt?
lol, this is Dus robado, dude
and you're a fckng NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB!"

*get's kicked*

but I was lol'ing so hard I couldn't even bother on it. xD Seriously, I can't understand how is possible that guy was playing a fucking level 150 char and don't even know what was that PA. ._.


People are noobs. XD

[pinkace]

I missed this thread.... thanks for bumping it :)

Q-What haunts Rafflon Plains at night?
A-Poltygheist.

Q-What just happened when a gang of small monsters from Parum ran over to rob the GRM shop?
A-Poltyheist.

Q-Where do most of the boss and mini-boss monsters in Neudiaz go every Saturday morning?
A-SynaGoug


:D awesome.

[Darki]

I lol'd hard with the above post. xD

[pinkace]

I copied them from a previous post. Scroll thru the thread it's worth it :)

[Ryno]

OHH NOUSSSSSSSSSSSSssssss ;-;

http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/7457/psu20090505105715003.png

pig flu!!!

http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/4174/psu20090505105734006o.png

I guess this is bad humor.

[Sekani]

OMFG THIS THREAD STILL EXISTS :o

[Mega Ultra Chicken]

Moar lame jokery:

-Q. What do you call a female character wearing the Bikini set or Voloyal set while holding a rifle?

A. A Brahoh!

---

-Mother Brain: Light damage received.

Male GUARDIAN: That's what she said.

---

-Random person: Back in Blue Burst, I ran into this one monster. It was acting like a real jerk.

Other random person: What was it called?

Random person: An ASStark.

[Katy]

This is about as bad as I can get. :p

-What's the most popular breakfast in Cylez city?

Pannoncakes!

-What does Onmagoug cook with?

Garg-Oil!

-What does Pop music and Fightmasters have in common?

Britney Spears!

-What boss is the biggest joke?

[spoiler-box]Zoulolgoug![/spoiler-box]

[Ryno]

Preta Neta Note Jokes! Katy!

:D

[Angry_Ryudo]

What's the most Spanish photon?

El-Photon*No one laughs. Rolling weed*

[Calsetes]

How does everyone know that Casts are rich? Because they've all got SUV's!





Hello.....? Anyone alive out there....?

[Cooper]

why cant a noob run a basic dulk fakis?

because there arent dark monsters in white beast

[Ryno]

Ank Yu sopose to Pushan Bil De axe My lawn with a Huge Cutter.
or else i'll stec whip your Buti with a frying pan.



lol

just getting words out of the data base and brain storming...with a 10/10 Storm and a 50% Lighting Stormline. aha!

Weird.. Howrod.. is that.. =P l

I Asura can Hikec very high in the air! By doing Bomb Yoga Poses!

=P

[V is for Virus]

XD that was incredibly corny, Ryno, but for some reason kinda cute coming from you.

[relentless]

Huh:

female Newman lolicon: Hey you, ya selling that Spread Needle/G?

male Human guy: Nope, but I'm gonna Spread your Legs/Greatly!

loli: Why? I'm a Newman! =(

guy: True, I'd just get stabbed by your pointy ears...

[Noblewine]

What is a Beast favorite scratching post: Boomas
What's the most annoying monster that unbeatable in PSU: Laia Martinez.
Human favorite sport airboard rally.
Bruces favorite moment: Dying from using Spinning Strike on a Bel Va Daer.


P.S. Glad to see this is back thread is alive again. =D

[Pentence]

Why dontcha just play hide and go dark fulkis with the resta ya self

Whats swedish red black and likely to invade your 'space station' ....... HELGA!

What do ya call a female newman human and a male cast all combined into one?












































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