FKL T4V3RN: ITT: Blackjack and hookers

[Nai_Calus]

You walk through the beaten-up wooden door and find yourself in a long, low room lit by lanterns and a roaring fire. The furniture is well-worn wood, stained from years of use, and the floor is made of stone. Dice are strewn about the tables and the air smells like ale and people who haven't bathed in a year. The only person in it is a young man in his mid-20s with curly brown hair pulled into a ponytail in the usual non-descript jeans and t-shirt. He tosses a d20 into the air, smirks as it lands on 20 for the 82,884th time that day, and looks up at you disinterestedly as he sings quietly to himself. You get the feeling that 'borrowing' any of the dice would be a bad idea. Maybe it's the sword made out of dice propped against the bar's back counter...

(Tact's pissed about the topic editing on the B4R, so put your usual B4R spam here. Yes, we have your drinks.)

So, yeah. I'm bored and apparently getting sick. How's everyone else doing? *sips DICE*

[Wyndham]

this might not be a good idea.

[Nai_Calus]

Nothing in FKL is a good idea. You're welcome to provide more details on why you think this is a bad idea, however.

[beatrixkiddo]

DICE has been illegalized by the governing body of FKL.

[PhotonDrop]

DICE has been illegalized by the governing body of FKL.

No it hasn't.

[Nai_Calus]

PD is right. And even if it had, exactly how are they going to stop me from drinking it?

[Tact]

The only things that are against the law here are nuclear weapons and anything against the forum rules.

[Nai_Calus]

Wait, what? Shit. *hides nukes*

[Tact]

Why do you have nukes when you can just dump dice on everything?

[PhotonDrop]

Still though, I wish Moo would drop us a line. Being the acting president in his absense is fun and all, but I have my own business to run.

[TalHex]

i don't like this place... doesn't feel as welcoming as the pub...

[Nai_Calus]

Yes, but I only acquired my dice god powers recently.

And as much as it pains me to admit it, there are things you actually can't do with dice.

For those things, there are nukes.

Though, I suppose if I created explosive, radioactive dice... *scheme*

[Nai_Calus]

i don't like this place... doesn't feel as welcoming as the pub...

Howso. :disapprove:

And I damned well could hit the furniture with my arrows. D<

[TalHex]

DJ equipment was in the bar... and not enough chess stuff

[Nai_Calus]

There's a chess set with dice for pieces at your table.

And we don't deal in fancy technology here, so no DJ equipment. *snaps fingers, makes Nai appear* You can have a B4RD though. Sing something, Nai.

<Nai> Such as?

I dunno, whatever works for a tavern.

<Nai> Well, alright. *sings drinking songs in various languages*

[Tact]

Chess stuff? I don't remember any chess stuff in the B4R.

[Nai_Calus]

I don't either, but what the hell.

[TalHex]

damn... out a job... *drinks self into a stupor*

[Nai_Calus]

Oh... Shit. I accidentally gave him a five-gallon bottle of DICE. Mortals can't handle it, especially not that much.

Er. Talon. Roll a fortitude save against exploding.

[Ketchup345]

Nukes were banned years ago as one of the few things the DTPA and A-DTPA agreed on. Together, with the Neutral party, they banned nukes.

[TalHex]

Oh... Shit. I accidentally gave him a five-gallon bottle of DICE. Mortals can't handle it, especially not that much.

Er. Talon. Roll a fortitude save against exploding.

dude i'm a kitsune... not entirely mortal here (and an FKLite to boot), crap i really should have bought those dice at the con...

[Nai_Calus]

The point is, you're not a god, much less one of dice, now make your fucking fort save before you just plain explode.

[TalHex]

what's a fucking fort sav-
http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r168/talonshadowfox/emoticons/explosion1.jpg

[Tact]

Haha, Fortitude saves. Talon, quick! Change classes to Monk! :wacko:

Edit: Whoops. It seems I was a tad late there.

[TalHex]

Tara: *holds up sign* [8.5]
Sasha: *holds up sign* [6.6] huh? oh wait *turns sign over* [9.9]

[Tact]

Talon, your ladyfriends give scores for whenever you explode? :disapprove:

[TalHex]

*portal opens in cieling, dumps me on the floor then closes, clothes are still on fire in places, is completely singed, has no more eyebrows* oww... that hurt...

[Wyndham]

Tara: *holds up sign* [8.5]
Sasha: *holds up sign* [6.6] huh? oh wait *turns sign over* [9.9]

*holds up sign that says [69]*
oops
*flips it so it says [69]*

[Randomness]

*portal opens in cieling, dumps me on the floor then closes, clothes are still on fire in places, is completely singed, has no more eyebrows* oww... that hurt...

Here I thought you'd just shrug off explosions, what with being a pyromaniac and all.

*opens wormhole to massive sound system, funeral dirge starts playing*

[TalHex]

being a pyro doesn't mean you can't get hurt by fire and explosions... *coughs up smoke*

[Randomness]

Nah, I figured you were mostly immune and thats why you played with fire so much.

*takes notes*

[TalHex]

a machine is made of metal yet if you threw a metal wrench into the gear system it breaks all the same

[Randomness]

True. Hmm...

*drops a small pond on Talon*

[SStrikerR]

Why do you have nukes when you can just dump dice on everything?

Because nukes are fun, duh. BOOM! 100,000 headshots!

[TalHex]

*opens a portal to the left and waits for the water to drain* i'm sure Nai won't like it if all his dice go down the drain *closes eyes*

[Nai_Calus]

Wait, what water.

And they won't, don't worry.

<Nai> *sings a moving elven love song*

[TalHex]

*reading a dragon lance book, subconsciously scratches a rune into the floor*

[Tact]

Yeah, you see, Ian...you should hire Nitro to clean the place up. He's a good janitor.

[TalHex]

*notices the rune and stops doodling it* i do not want to recreate that from dragonlance, rubs it out (dalamar in one scene is doodling on one of the desks in the high tower of sorcery and accidentally burns a hole in it)

[Tact]

Talon, stop almost burning stuff. :disapprove:

If you're going to burn something, see it through to the end. :wacko:

[Randomness]

Like this?

*assembles a flamethrower from scrap, then aims at Talon and fires* (Hint hint Ryan)

[TalHex]

hmm what's this? *takes out a hexagon shaped tile and pushes the button*
http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r168/talonshadowfox/fox_070621a.jpg
http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r168/talonshadowfox/fox_070621b.jpg


(don't do it ryan its a trap!, tact means the first person who did it)

[Randomness]

Lol reflector. I'm a sucker for it, especially with full-charge high-damage aura spheres.

[Nitro Vordex]

*walks in with a few cases of WOLFCHUKU*

Ugh... *hic*

[Tact]

Don't throw up in Ian's place, I'm sure he won't be happy about that. :disapprove:

[TalHex]

*pockets the reflector* i'm sure fox won't mind

--meanwhile--

samus is charging her laser
fox: "heh i've got this made, all i have to do is reflect it at the last second with this little baby and-"
samus: "i'm firing my laser!"
fox: "wait where did it go? O SHI-" *lasered*

[Nitro Vordex]

I won't throw up, I don't do that.

...*hic*

Need a job, since the last one was scrapped.

This place will get edit-haxed too

[Tact]

This place will get edit-haxed too

By the way, I won the bet against Ian. I bet that it would be a half-hour until the title was changed and Ian said it would be even sooner.

[Nitro Vordex]

:wacko:

Now he gets to manage these people.

...How come he's a god? Godmod. :disapprove:

[TalHex]

getting blown up by DICE hurts *brushing off the soot* still it feels weak compared to REMEDY

[Nitro Vordex]

Speaking of which,
*chugs REMEDY*

BAH!

...
I'm okay.

[TalHex]

REMEDY: If it doesn't kill you, it will make you better :wacko:

--or--

REMEDY: cuz if you can't feel it, then your probably already dead

[Tact]

Oh, speaking of that...it seems that the FKLites have a demotivational poster fad going on.

[Nitro Vordex]

REMEDY: Proof that what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless it does kill you. No refunds

[TalHex]

REMEDY: not even the emo kids will touch the stuff

[Nitro Vordex]

REMEDY: not even the cool kids will touch the stuff

Fix'd

[Sord]

Though, I suppose if I created explosive, radioactive dice... *scheme*

Could take a note from the Russians during the Cold War, they had an idea for a weapon that would fly over a city and drop radioactive shavings. It failed though because the creator entirely overstated the ability of the plane that was being designed to deliver it, wasted a ton of money on the project, and it was consequentially shut down. Yay history channel.

http://www.pso-world.com/forums/showthread.php?t=45990&highlight=nuclear&page=3 if anyone is intrested in reading the treaty and its agreement, it occurs there

[Nai_Calus]

Yeah, Nitro can be janitor.

[Nai_Calus]

:wacko:

Now he gets to manage these people.

...How come he's a god? Godmod. :disapprove:

I could tell you all about what happened and what it entails, but your puny little mortal mind would be utterly unable to comprehend it. :wacko:

[Nitro Vordex]

You simply took it upon yourself, correct?

[Sord]

To many late night chat sessions with Sord

It smells in here *puts hickory in the fireplace, and sits staring into the flames*

[Nai_Calus]

It just sort of happened.

[Nitro Vordex]

*sigh*

Better get started.
*starts cleaning T4V3RN*

[Nai_Calus]

Thanks. *downs a bottle of DICE*

[Sord]

*sips lightning while roasting a peice of skewered baby meat on a stick over the fire*

waiting for NWN patcher to finish running, apparently i never realized it was there after all these years o.O

[Nai_Calus]

So, does baby taste like chicken?

[Nitro Vordex]

NWN? What is that?

I heard it tastes like turkey.

[Randomness]

NWN? What is that?

I heard it tastes like turkey.

Neverwinter nights, I'd assume.

[TalHex]

*tinkering with a vox crystal*

[Out_Kast]

Better get started.
*starts cleaning T4V3RN*

Doesn't quite have the same ring to it, methinks. :disapprove:

[Weeaboolits]

So, does baby taste like chicken?
Everything tastes like chicken, except chicken.

[Tact]

Doesn't quite have the same ring to it, methinks. :disapprove:

It's not my fault the B4R's title kept changing against my will. :disapprove:

And that's all I'm going to say about that.

[Out_Kast]

That's a fair point.
I neglect my duties as SFX Guy :disapprove:
&dissaproving noises&

Is that even possible?

[Tact]

Yeah, there are disapproving noises. Have you ever used Symbol Chat?

[Nai_Calus]

But chicken *does* taste like chicken.

[Tact]

Yes. Yes, it does. To say that chicken tastes like cabbage would be to say that cabbage tastes like chicken; it just doesn't work like that.

[Nitro Vordex]

I bet it works in FKL though.

Or the Matrix. :wacko:

I can't even type, my fingers feel really heavy. .-.

[Tact]

What did you do today that made your fingers feel heavy?

[Nitro Vordex]

Sleep. I went to bed about half an hour after you got on, and only just woke up about ten minutes ago. ~_~

[Tact]

Sleeping? Eww, I hate sleep. When I'm sleeping, I'm not being productive at all. :disapprove:

[Nitro Vordex]

So, anyone seen Tystys? Hasn't been on in months, if I recall correctly.

[Tact]

No, he hasn't. That's why I've been serving people in his place.

[Nitro Vordex]

>_>;

I already know that. Has anyone heard from him is what I meant.

*cleans T4V3RN*
*sigh*

[Nai_Calus]

Whatever happened, I can assure you that I had nothing to do with it.

Probably.

[TalHex]

*completely oblivious to what's going on, too sucked into dennou coil to care*

[Tact]

No, Ian, you didn't have anything to do with it. I think he left from real-life issues.

[Nitro Vordex]

I need to get some more of that.

Real life, I mean. :disapprove:

[Nai_Calus]

What is this 'real life' you speak of. I've never heard of such a thing.*sits down at table across from Nitro and takes a sip of DICE*

Please, sit and entertain me.

[Nitro Vordex]

Apparently, that's where this gas called oxygen comes from.

Strange, isn't it?

*leans forward* They say that there's millions of people like us...well, maybe like me, I don't think they gods running around; running around the entire area.

[Nai_Calus]

Fascinating...

(What, nobody's going to yell KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN?)

[Nitro Vordex]

Yeah, apparently they do bartering and trading, but a lot of the time, they trade something...for a piece of green paper! It's crazy!

[Nai_Calus]

How utterly bizzare.

Such blasphemy. They should be punished.

[Tact]

Hey, Ian! It sounds like he's describing the world from Housewives and Hirelings. :wacko:

[Nai_Calus]

Does it now?

<Nai> Yeah, I DM that game fairly often. They do use green pieces of paper for money. It's weird, huh?

[TalHex]

sasha: hey tara, look! *takes out a yen hanging on a string and swings it back and forth in front of tara's eyes
tara: are you trying to hypnotize me?
sasha: ... *out cold*

tal: *facepalm*

[Tact]

Green pieces of paper that happen to be flammable. :wacko:

Seriously, who uses burnable money?

[Nai_Calus]

Apparently these fools in the 'real world'.

They should use dice for currency.

[TalHex]

they should use data crystals, you can store images and stuff in them and use them for money

[Nai_Calus]

Silence, fool. *dice fly at Talon's head*

[TalHex]

*blocks with the vox crystal*

[Nai_Calus]

*dice shatter the crystal* >D

[TalHex]

*tavern is flooded with techno music* aww you broke it... *takes out 5 more they float in the air*

[Nai_Calus]

<Nai> *uses Countersong against horrible techno music*

*washes Talon out of the T4V3RN on a flood of dice*

That should take care of things for five minutes or so until he's foolish enough to try again.

[TalHex]

*demiwarps back in* till i try it again? you were the one who started it!

[Nai_Calus]

I wasn't aware being offended by the presence of the unworthy was 'starting it'. *washes you back out, creates a barrier that prevents you from entering*

BEGONE FROM MY SIGHT, UNWORTHY ONE.

[TalHex]

they should use data crystals, you can store images and stuff in them and use them for money


Silence, fool. *dice fly at Talon's head*


*blocks with the vox crystal*

i wasn't aware that making a simple comment was provocation enough to cause an attack

[Tact]

Guys, I know I'm not the thread creator this time, but...stop fighting. :disapprove:

[TalHex]

i'm willing to call a truce assuming nobody attacks me again

[Randomness]

*poke*

:jpsmile: Ancient wisdom: C4 no good indoors. :jpsmile:

[Nai_Calus]

I'll permit him entry to an area near the door, provided there is no:

A. Kitsune stuff
B. Techno

Deal?

[TalHex]

kitsune stuff i won't agree to, techno i am willing to yield on, however i can't promise that i won't post other kinds of music

[Nitro Vordex]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=cQQAdRspLjM
?

[TalHex]

i also can't promise nitro won't post any music

[Nitro Vordex]

Damn straight. ;o

[Tact]

I saw the guy with bagpipes and made a mental note to never click on that button.

[Nitro Vordex]

:disapprove:

[Nai_Calus]

OK, but Nai can Countersong anything you guys throw up and negate it.

Also NO KITSUNE STUFF. D<

[Nitro Vordex]

So you and I can't transform and make sweet music? ;_:

[Tact]

I'm just going to raise my eyebrow and leave my answer at that.

[Nitro Vordex]

First I :disapprove:

Then I :lol: , hard.

[Tact]

Well, it's good to know I can make somebody laugh. :wacko:

[TalHex]

only way i'll give up the kitsune stuff is if you give up the dice god stuff

[Nai_Calus]

You don't have to give it up entirely, just don't fucking do it in here.

I fucking despise all the weaboo furry shit people do.

Mind you, I don't much like you on a personal level, kitsune crap or no, but the weaboo furry shit just makes it worse.

[TalHex]

you would a fucking great diplomat you that?

i wouldn't have to use it so much if i didn't get attacked so much, besides half of the stuff i do has nothing to do with kitsune actually

screw it, i'm out of here, i've had enough of this dice and godmodding bullshit to last a lifetime, cya

[Nai_Calus]

Oh the irony of the most obnoxious of FKL godmoders whining about godmoding.

Yeah poor baby my heart bleeds.

[Nitro Vordex]

Uh uh, Random is the most obnoxious. ;o

[Nai_Calus]

Much of FKL is obnoxious(In general, the hell with godmoding), myself included, but there are a couple of people I really just can't stand as they are the very living embodiment of everything I dislike, am annoyed by and outright despise.

I really should stop taking so much joy from being an asshole.

[Nitro Vordex]

You don't like being an ass?

For shame. :disapprove:

[Tact]

*reads what happened on the page* Hurr. :disapprove:

[Randomness]

Uh uh, Random is the most obnoxious. ;o

Everyone picks on the aggressor. (With good reason :wacko:)

[Nai_Calus]

Next on Fox:

When Ians Attack. <_>;

Sorry, Tal, it just really started to all get on my nerves. >_>;

[Nitro Vordex]

*reads what happened on the page* Hurr. :disapprove:

Yeah, that was pretty much what I was thinking. :disapprove:

[Out_Kast]

You're not ranting at me, right? D;

[Nai_Calus]

Who are you again? *sips DICE*

[Out_Kast]

I'm whoever you want me to be (;

[Sord]

So, does baby taste like chicken?
no, human meat has a bit of sweetness to it

[Nai_Calus]

*hides behind Sord from Out_kast*

Though, you eat babies, so... I really have no idea what the fuck to do.

*hides under a pile of dice*

[Sord]

I can kill people, but I rather enjoy Out_kast's company most of the time

[Nai_Calus]

Killing people is so... Dull.

Better to torture them slowly.

[Out_Kast]

I can kill people, but I rather enjoy Out_kast's company most of the time

Only 'most'? :wacko:

[Tact]

Killing people is so... Dull.

Better to torture them slowly.

That's why Sord has his tower.

[Sord]

Killing people is so... Dull.

Better to torture them slowly.

I never detailed as to how I killed them. And everyone already knows I do that by torture... cept you I guess.

[Nai_Calus]

I was distracted by shiny things at the time.

[Nitro Vordex]

I rather enjoy Out_kast's company most of the time

who doesn't? :wacko:

[Tact]

OutKast is a nice person. :wacko:

*goes into the back to get some GOD*

[SStrikerR]

He's an outcast, why would I enjoy his company? :wacko:

[Nitro Vordex]

Because if you don't, you gonna get wacko whipped.

[Out_Kast]

I wake up and check the forums, only to discover people have been posting nice things about me :wacko:

[Nitro Vordex]

Wake up? *2:42 AM PST*

Time is it where you are?

*was watching anime*

[Sord]

he's in Britain

[Nitro Vordex]

I know that. >_> I meant specifically. Time zones interest me. :wacko:

BTW, I caught up to ep 20 on Dennu Coil. I was at 10 earlier.

Shows you how much nothing I have to do. :disapprove:

[Tact]

Nitro, you could...uh...yeah. :wacko:

*has found GOD and is now drinking it*

[Nitro Vordex]

?

*sips RAGE*
What, I thought of it, so it exists...or does that not work in here.

Alright, I'll see you guys in a few hours, need recharge. ~_~

[Nai_Calus]

Thinking of it works in here, yeah.

For some reason the idea of Tact finding GOD amuses me.

[Sord]

I know that. >_> I meant specifically. Time zones interest me. :wacko:


google it

[Tact]

For some reason the idea of Tact finding GOD amuses me.

It's probably the fact that I'm really not a religious person. :wacko:

[Nai_Calus]

That could be it. :wacko:

<Nai> *sings 60s protest songs*

[Nitro Vordex]

*walks in with headphones* I found my old headphones from the story things. *switches on the side*

Sweet.

[Nai_Calus]

*sips DICE, listens to Nai singing*

Mmm, dull night. Needs moar swearing at dice.

[Nitro Vordex]

I'm afraid to swear at your dice. >_>

*Staff starts swearing*

Shaddap! *bumps on ground*

[Nai_Calus]

Swearing at dice is perfectly acceptable, so long as the rolls suck.

[Randomness]

I have bad luck...

On a side note, I made a new sig in 5 minutes.

[Nitro Vordex]

*finds a golf ball d100 on the ground*
*rolls, lands on 1*

...

*chucks into bucketspace bucket*

You might want to cover your ears.

[Nai_Calus]

*sips DICE, raises an eyebrow*

Is that one of my dice you're trying to make off with? *hand slips down to sword at waist*

[Nai_Calus]

Also people are not allowed to have lives or hobbies.

[Nitro Vordex]

Thought you hated the golf balls d100's.

[Sord]

he doesn't even own one for that matter

[Nitro Vordex]

I might be taking the only he has then...

*reaches in and pulls d100 back out*

Ew, it's covered in slime. *fills up regular bucket with disinfectant(not the universe making stuff) and throws in*

[Nai_Calus]

You guys forget that I can create dice.

But I resent any attempts to steal any of my creations. >:U

[Sord]

You guys forget that I can create dice.


then make a d100 ball pit

[Nai_Calus]

*gestures, ball pit appears in corner*

There you are.

[Nitro Vordex]

You guys forget that I can create dice.

But I resent any attempts to steal any of my creations. >:U

If you can make as many as you want, why get mad over one missing?

Especially since it probably screwed me over in almost every dice game in existence. >_>;

[Sord]

*sinks himself into ball pit*

[Nai_Calus]

If you can make as many as you want, why get mad over one missing?

Especially since it probably screwed me over in almost every dice game in existence. >_>;

Because all of my dice are precious to me. :<

[Nitro Vordex]

Sooo, what exactly did I lose by rolling a 1 on a d100?

*pulls d100 thoughouly soaked out of disinfectant*

[Sord]

Sooo, what exactly did I lose by rolling a 1 on a d100?

*pulls d100 thoughouly soaked out of disinfectant*

devil got your soul

[Nitro Vordex]

He already got it. >_>

"Heaven can't save us, hell is a joke."

[Tact]

He already got it. >_>

In that case, he has your other soul.

[Nitro Vordex]

Bastard. >_O

This is still on page 9?

[Tessu]

Wait...what happened to the B4R again?
I am not updated.

[Nitro Vordex]

one of the mods kept changing the title, and Tact got pissed and requested a lock.

Now we're stuck with this place.

[Tessu]

Oh. Well, this place can't be so bad! We just gotta get cozy!

[Nitro Vordex]

*looks around*

yeah, that may take a while.

*continues cleaning*

[Nai_Calus]

*sips DICE* Personally I thought it was already quite cozy.

[Nitro Vordex]

You made it, of course you did.

I've been going back in time, watching old DBZ episodes, pointing out the funny parts, the ironic parts, the WTF that made no sense parts, and the badass parts.

DBZ, is awesome. That's my opinion and I'm sticking to it. I grew up on that, and I won't turn my back on it.

[Tact]

Well, as soon as I can, I'll make another B4R...but it's going away as soon as someone gets it in their head to change the title without asking. :disapprove:

[CrimsomWolf]

I will be gone for next 2 weeks...


Reason?

God-dammned exams (YEESSS they're still DRRRAGGGING ON DAMMIT!!!!)

and school's end.


Then I'll have all the time in the world to spam.

[Tessu]

Lucky me, I just got done with that. Graduated on the 5th. Good luck.

[CrimsomWolf]

http://s11.photobucket.com/albums/a182/photoperson17/GC/?action=view&current=978.jpg

Now be nice when I'm gone....


or say bye-bye to cute little girl....



(that was Tenshi's idea, not mine)

[Tessu]

Daddy's a little tempermental.
o_O

[Nitro Vordex]

Watch out for protective big brother too.

HULK SMASH

[Tact]

Protective big brothers can be annoying. They probably hover over shoulders all the time. :disapprove: (Sorry if this applies to anybody.)

[Tessu]

XD You're priceless Nitro.

I have no brothers. This house is a sea of estrogen.

[Nitro Vordex]

I have my moments. I just wish they were more often.

[Randomness]

Protective big brothers can be annoying. They probably hover over shoulders all the time. :disapprove: (Sorry if this applies to anybody.)

The second half applies to my younger brother...

[Nai_Calus]

*chugs a bottle of DICE*

What are these 'siblings' you kids speak of.

[Nitro Vordex]

*sips PROCASTI-*

[Nai_Calus]

*shivers with antici-















-pation*

[Nitro Vordex]

:wacko:
[spoiler-box][spoiler-box][spoiler-box];ohay[/spoiler-box][/spoiler-box][/spoiler-box]

[Tact]

Hmm, you can nest these more than in the old PSOW.

[Nitro Vordex]

What, the spoiler-boxes?

[Tact]

Yeah. I think that before, you could only put one spoiler box into a spoiler box. Either that or I could be wrong. :wacko:

[Sord]

Yeah. I think that before, you could only put one spoiler box into a spoiler box. Either that or I could be wrong. :wacko:

you're wrong actualy

[Nitro Vordex]

It used to be like three. :)

[Nai_Calus]

Recursion:

See Recursion.

[Tact]

Hey, that works! :wacko:

*grabs some GOD*

[Nai_Calus]

But of course. *gulps down some DICE*

[Nitro Vordex]

Hey, that works! :wacko:

*grabs some GOD*

I hope you enjoy air.
[spoiler-box]http://www.bostonblueyes.com/blog/god-motivational.gif[/spoiler-box]

:wacko:

[Nai_Calus]

:disapprove:

[Nitro Vordex]

;o-o;

[Nai_Calus]

:geoduck:

[Airalean]

I hope you enjoy air.
[spoiler-box]http://www.bostonblueyes.com/blog/god-motivational.gif[/spoiler-box]

:wacko:

:disapprove: :disapprove:

[Nitro Vordex]

Maybe that should stay in the demotivational thread...

http://www.yale.edu/anime/imgarchive/Full%20Metal%20Alchemist/ed_evil.jpg

[Nai_Calus]

I like swords.

[Nitro Vordex]

I like sords.
that's what I thought you said.
/Spike

[Tact]

Yeah, Nitro. I was talking about the drink GOD, not the religious figure.

[Nai_Calus]

Well, I like Sord too, so it actually works both ways. :wacko:

[Sord]

your context is getting to be as bad as Tal's, Ian

[Nai_Calus]

Don't compare me to that miserable coward, Sordie-poo. ;~x

[Nitro Vordex]

>;U <----wat

[Nai_Calus]

wat wat? O_x

[Nai_Calus]

It's too damned quiet on AIM without Sord to annoy. :wacko:

*pours hot sauce on dice that have been specially prepared with a magical barrier to protect the universe from the usual harm this causes*

[Tessu]

It's too damned quiet on AIM without Sord to annoy. :wacko:

*pours hot sauce on dice that have been specially prepared with a magical barrier to protect the universe from the usual harm this causes*

Aren't you lucky. Just about twenty minutes ago I had so many people pestering me on AIM that I got fed up and left to take a nap. ;(

[Nai_Calus]

Naps are for wimps and pansy elves. *chugs DICE*

I had a nice one earlier.

[Tessu]

I nap every day, almost. Even if I sleep 13 hours, at some point during the day, I nap.

[Randomness]

I nap in the morning. After I wake up. Does that mean I'm not really napping?

[Tessu]

Well, if you wake up in the morning and immediately go back to sleep, that's more of sleeping in than a nap.
If you wake up in the morning, get out of bed, dance around half-nude and pick flowers THEN come back and sleep, yeah, that's a nap. :'D

[Nai_Calus]

Do you think it means you're not really napping?

*sips DICE* I have a kitten asleep on my feet.

[Nai_Calus]

dance around half-nude and pick flowers THEN come back and sleep, yeah, that's a nap. :'D

Wat. :|

[Tessu]

Aren't you lucky. ;-; My cat was cuddling me all morning, but the downside is, she drools. :\ It'd be very pleasant to cuddle her if you didn't get soaked in cat saliva.


Wat. :|

Well, it's what I do in the morning.

[Nai_Calus]

I shall never be able to burn that mental image from my brain. ;_x

[Nai_Calus]

There's a serious lack of meaningful one-eyed smileys.

[Tessu]

XD If it helps, I don't really pick flowers.

Here! Look at this instead!
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/12_01/bear071207_468x555.jpg
Everyone loves polar bears, right?

[Nai_Calus]

I don't. ._x

[Tessu]

:[ Well then. I have failed. -selfdestruct-

[Nai_Calus]

Sweet, explosions.

[Nitro Vordex]

Here's a challenge Ian:

Look at the polar bear for about a minute.

Doneit?

Now, Don't think about the polar bear, at all

Betcha that you will.

[Randomness]

Here's a challenge Ian:

Look at the polar bear for about a minute.

Doneit?

Now, Don't think about the polar bear, at all

Betcha that you will.

Science says so! You must think about not thinking about it! BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Nai_Calus]

Wat. .|

[Nitro Vordex]

It's called the White Bear Phenomenon (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Bear_Principle). Basically, if I tell you not think think about it, you will focus so hard on not trying to think about it, that you're still thinking about it.

Side note: I lost the game.

[TalHex]

YOU GODDAMN TOWEL!






>.> i lost the game too

[Nitro Vordex]

Even if this is a replacement, it shouldn't fall off the page!

*punt*

[Tessu]

Hey, be careful now. Karma. The thread might just punt you.

And you'll start shitting dice.
:disapprove:

[Nitro Vordex]

o_O;

I kept it off the second mage, that's worse than me punting it.

Kinky~
Self :disapprove:

[Randomness]

*smashes out a wall to replace it with a massive TV to cover the race*

[Nai_Calus]

You're paying for that. D<

[TalHex]

should have gone with the demon projector

[Nai_Calus]

*ejects you from the T4V3RN again* I DIDN'T SAY YOU COULD COME BACK YET.

OK, you can come back in. *lets you in*

[Nitro Vordex]

*punts again*

This is the only place I have a job until Tact makes another B4R. :disapprove:

*cleans T4V3RN*

[Tact]

And I'm not making another B4R until the mystery moderator owns up to it. It really ticked me off when he/she changed my titles. :disapprove: