I was wrong.

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My previous record for consecutive posts was not, in fact, 43, it was 72.

Which means that my last attempt didn't even tie myself, as I stopped at 69. :disapprove:

fnord.

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In other words, fail.

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However this is all useless anyway, so who cares.

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I certainly don't.

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Man, I'm bored.

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Are you bored too?

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*rolls a d20* 8

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*rolls it again* 17

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*rolls d8* 7.

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*rolls d%* 72.

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Oh, the irony of that roll.

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*rolls d30* 30, w00t.

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I'm actually listening to an album instead of individual songs for once. Shock.

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Rhapsody's Dawn Of Victory if you must know.

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I quite like this one.

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The post office needs to hurry up and get me my latest die.

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Ian can't draw world maps for shit and keeps putting it off even though he needs to not do that.

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I'm going to need a new dice storage bucket soon.

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I'm putting off playing Apollo Justice because case 2 sucks.

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I should just go to gamefaqs and get a walkthrough so I can get past it and hope case 3 is better. Second cases usually suck anyway

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What's up with that anyway.

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I have white tea, and you do not. *sip*

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Yeah I'm bored.

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And putting off stuff I should be doing.

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But, eh, what the fuck else am I going to do.

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Sit here and post like I have no life.

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Which, I don't, so.

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You have to love an album with song names like 'Dargor, Shadowlord Of The Black Mountain'.

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*rolls more dice*

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*rolls d%* 70.

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*rolls d50* 46.

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So bored.

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So, so very bored.

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All I've done the last couple of days is read D&D books. I feel like such a complete fucking dork.

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Which, well, yeah.

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I own more dice than I could ever reasonably use.

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And 42 d20s. Hel yeh.

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I also own your mom.

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OK, so your mom jokes are overdone.

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But hey, it's FKL, I'm not going for orginality.

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I'm going for SPAM.

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Hmm, I seem to have forgotten my towel. Oh well, I'll just make a new one out of dice.

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While I'm at it, I think I'll make a die out of dice.

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*sips DICE*

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Ahh, DICE. Drink of the gods. Literally.

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I haven't played PSO in... I don't even know when the last time was.

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I blame D&D.

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Or just burnout.

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Sometimes I just WANT TO USE A CHARACTER THAT ISN'T A FUCKING FORCE.

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But I'm the only FO I know and the only support-oriented player I know. <_>

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Which makes it kind of hard if I want to use my RAcast since, you know, he can't do damage for shit without S/D/J/Z since he's still low-levelled.

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And of course then I get the 'Get your FOmar' stuff. I DON'T WANT TO GET MY FOMAR. DX

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Of course I don't really want to use any of my characters right now.

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Burnout I guess. Need a break.

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But yeah. Bored.

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Spam, spam, spam the forum, spam it all the time...

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This post is a lie.

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This post is the absolute truth.

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This post serves no purpose.

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This one doesn't either.

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You know, if you make a 20th level character you're supposed to start with 760,000 GP worth of stuff. You can use this to buy 7,600,000 fishhooks.

And since they have no weight, you can carry them all around with you.

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Which... Yeah.

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So like, this is a post.

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This is also a post.

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And hey, here's another post.

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And here's yet another.

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This song is epic.

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Man I need to get a life.

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Spamity spam spam.

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I should throw these dead batteries away instead of just leaving them on my desk.

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But that would take effort.

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More effort than I'm willing to put forth.

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OHAY GAIZ

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Well that was useless.

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But entertaining!

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For some reason I have a small plastic baggie of sand on my desk.

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Weird.

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Sometimes I think I spam too much. But then I realise, yeah, no.

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No such thing as too much spam.

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He who controls the spam controls the universe.

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*rolls d20 again* 11

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*rolls it again* 1

Fuck.

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Thankfully I also got a 1 on my damage roll.

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*d%* 39.

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Will save for not gutting myself like a fish: 16, made it.

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Will save for not gutting anyone ELSE like a fish: 2.

Yeah be careful around me.

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d%: 69

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d20: 12

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The following post is a lie.

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The previous post is true.

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Wow, 4th page now.

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I have it set for 30 posts per page.

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Tape.

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Pliers.

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Fan.
sdfdsf

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Sketchbook.

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Candle.

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Small bottle of vodka

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Keychain.

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Chainmail dice.

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Yeah I have a bunch of stuff on my desk.

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Man so much useless spam.

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SPAMMY SPAM SPAMMMM

[Eligaz]

*ninja post*

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I've been doing this for over an hour now. Jesus.

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CURSE YOU ELIGAZ! MAY YOUR NAME BE USED TO SYMBOLIZE THE DEEPEST AND BLACKEST OF TREACHERY AND BLASPHEMY FOR TEN THOUSAND GENERATIONS.

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However, you have failed to stop me from achieving a new record blowing away even my previous, and I have made 103 consecutive posts.