Free-style!

[Solstis]

So let's tell the story of Jerry.

He was never too merry, quite contrarily, he was often flustered.

By the forces of his mind mustered, he often considered.

Why he was by his cat, so hindered.

Burnt to a cinder, his last home.

His cat alone among the rubble, with a most respectable face.

A great disgrace, the neighbors thought, to Jerry's shame.

On the cat, he could place no blame.

[astuarlen]

There once was a man from Nantucket

Bah.

[Skuda]

*breakdances*

[beatrixkiddo]

How is it freestyle if you're following the man's rhyming scheme? Rhymes were designed to keep the proles down, you know.

[Blitzkommando]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v41/blitzkommando/PSO/Pocky_avatar.gif

Delicious and nutritious! Or something.

[Sord]

something something out of time rhyme something

[Nitro Vordex]

I was expecting someone to put Fresh Prince.

Again, self :disapprove:

[Skuda]

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down...

http://www.benlocker.com/blog/wp-content/fresh_prince.jpg

[Blitzkommando]

Skuda is having far too much fun tonight. Did he get promoted?

[beatrixkiddo]

Sounds like school's out. Summer is a promotion for anyone who's been working all semester :wacko:

[Skuda]

I finished college a year ago :o

[beatrixkiddo]

*crawls back into the corner*

[Skuda]

*places the corner between two slices of rye bread, and promptly eats it*

Oh, sorry. Didn't see you thar.

[beatrixkiddo]

Slicer of Rye Bread? What drops that? :disapprove:

[Skuda]

Gigobaker.

[beatrixkiddo]

How about Slicer of Glazed Ham?

[Blitzkommando]

Slicer of Rye Bread? What drops that? :disapprove:

http://www.fscklog.com/brot_mba.jpg

MacBook Air

[Nitro Vordex]

*places the corner between two slices of WRY bread, and promptly smacks it*

Oh, sorry. Didn't see you thar.

but did u c wut i did thar?

[Solstis]

How is it freestyle if you're following the man's rhyming scheme? Rhymes were designed to keep the proles down, you know.

Take your petit-bourgeois sentiments to Target, or something.

Booyah!

[beatrixkiddo]

Tarzhay?