More hot sauce, now with adjustable heat spray nozzle!

[Sord]

http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z121/feisord/DavesAdjustableHeatHotSaucesMedium.jpg
yeah, no joke. It's a hot sauce sprayer, and you can turn the cap to the hotness of your choice (of course mine will always be at the hottest or off.) Going to go make a pizza just for this hot sauce, a nice uneven peperoni and sasausage one, WHICH I SHALL OWN WITH EVEN DISPERSAL.

[16:34] SordTheAvatarite: EVEN DISPERSAL BABY
[16:34] SordTheAvatarite: NO LONGER WILL I HAVE TO SPREAD HOTSAUCE UNEVENLY OVER PIZZA
[16:34] SordTheAvatarite: NO LONGER SHALL I EXPERIANCE THE HIGHS OF PAIN FROM DROPS OF HOT SAUCE AND THE LOWS OF NONE FROM THE LACK OF THE SAUCE
[16:35] SordTheAvatarite: IT SHALL BE UNTO MY FOOD A PERFECT BALANCE
[16:35] SordTheAvatarite: SPRAYED EQUALLY UPON ALL, WITHOUT JUDGEMENT ON PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION
[16:35] SordTheAvatarite: A TRUE RAPTURE FOR ALL MY EDIBLES
[16:35] SordTheAvatarite: /goes nuts
[16:35] SordTheAvatarite: I'm going to go preheat the oven and make a pizza to use this on
[16:35] SordTheAvatarite: IT'S PERFECT
[16:36] SordTheAvatarite: *cuddles hot sauce bottle*
[16:36] SordTheAvatarite: it has such a sexy design to <3~

fear my obsession

[Nai_Calus]

Your hot sauce obsession is as frightening and unholy as my dice obsession.

[Sord]

You do not add hotsauce to food, you add food to hotsauce

[Nai_Calus]

In Soviet Russia, dice roll YOU!

[Sord]

In Soviet Russia, hotsauce eats YOU! (beginning with your stomach lining)

http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z121/feisord/workaround.gif

[Nitro Vordex]

In Soviet Russia, sleep goes to you!

Wait, what?

[Sord]

In Soviet Russia, sleep goes to you!

Wait, what?

Soviet Russia is the root of all narcolepsy

[Nai_Calus]

Elves are probably all a bunch of pinko commies.

[Kylie]

[16:34] SordTheAvatarite: EVEN DISPERSAL BABY
[16:34] SordTheAvatarite: NO LONGER WILL I HAVE TO SPREAD HOTSAUCE UNEVENLY OVER PIZZA
[16:34] SordTheAvatarite: NO LONGER SHALL I EXPERIANCE THE HIGHS OF PAIN FROM DROPS OF HOT SAUCE AND THE LOWS OF NONE FROM THE LACK OF THE SAUCE
[16:35] SordTheAvatarite: IT SHALL BE UNTO MY FOOD A PERFECT BALANCE
[16:35] SordTheAvatarite: SPRAYED EQUALLY UPON ALL, WITHOUT JUDGEMENT ON PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION
[16:35] SordTheAvatarite: A TRUE RAPTURE FOR ALL MY EDIBLES
[16:35] SordTheAvatarite: /goes nuts
[16:35] SordTheAvatarite: I'm going to go preheat the oven and make a pizza to use this on
[16:35] SordTheAvatarite: IT'S PERFECT
[16:36] SordTheAvatarite: *cuddles hot sauce bottle*
[16:36] SordTheAvatarite: it has such a sexy design to <3~Frankly, I'm a little concerned.

[Nai_Calus]

I am too.

[Kylie]

Yeah, I mean to =/= too. Jesus. :disapprove:

[Nitro Vordex]

[16:36] SordTheAvatarite: *cuddles hot sauce bottle*
[16:36] SordTheAvatarite: it has such a sexy design to <3~

This is where it got scary people.

[Toadthroat]

Frankly, I'm a little concerned.

I am too, but my names not Frankly.

[Tact]

What would happen if somebody put hot sauce on dice? :wacko:

[Kylie]

I am too, but my names not Frankly.
How'd you know I was talking to you then? :-o

[Nai_Calus]

What would happen if somebody put hot sauce on dice? :wacko:

The answer to this would cause your frail mortal mind to snap. You are literally incapable of comprehending the answer. In order to spare you I will not even begin to attempt to explain it to you.

[Blitzkommando]

Packard Bell fucking sucks.

[Randomness]

The answer to this would cause your frail mortal mind to snap. You are literally incapable of comprehending the answer. In order to spare you I will not even begin to attempt to explain it to you.

*pours a drop of Sord's hottest hot sauce onto a d20*

Boring.

[Nai_Calus]

I demand that you take back what you just said about my paternal step-great-godfather.

[Nai_Calus]

You fool, what have you do-*universe implodes*

[Randomness]

You fool, what have you do-*universe implodes*

*watches implosion from next universe over*

Ooh... pretty colors.

*captures proto-universe in a bottle*

I need more hot sauce, and another d20. This is fun!

[Nai_Calus]

This man must be stopped.

[Randomness]

*repeats process in front of Nai/Ian while jumping through a wormhole*

[Nitro Vordex]

*throws die into bucketspace bucket*
Problem solved.