By the time you're dead

[Mixfortune]

you'd have already read this.

[Randomness]

Not necessarily. I may have misread something.

[Chuck_Norris]

But I can't read if i'm dead, I already read it so that means that I couldn't of died since I'm chuck norris, and if I die, the whole world falls into oblvion! o,o

[Randomness]

THE HORRIFYING IMPLICATIONS OF THE PARADOXICALITYNESSES!

[astuarlen]

Randomness: Serious, but impossible to take seriously.

On topic: By the time I'm dead, you'll all be dead too.

[Randomness]

Randomness: Serious, but impossible to take seriously.

Pretty much.

[Chuck_Norris]

Randomness: Serious, but impossible to take seriously.

On topic: By the time I'm dead, you'll all be dead too.

*kills* Oh noooo!

[TalHex]

by the time you all die of old age, i'll have a second tail, have fun mortals :wacko:

[Mixfortune]

It's so fast, you'll read it five times before hitting the ground.
Likewise you'd have hit the ground five times before dying.

[Out_Kast]

I read it.
Does that mean I'm offiicially dead? D;

[Mixfortune]

I love reading comprehension.
I've been a huge fan since before it was popular.

[astuarlen]

So many rules! It's like you're some sorta death nazi.
Geez.

[Mixfortune]

http://images.wikia.com/seinfeld/images/e/e5/Sein_soup_nazi.jpg

No death for you!

Hmm, wait...

[Out_Kast]

There's some serious fear in that guy's eyes.

[astuarlen]

Uncultured British louts.

[TalHex]

http://images.wikia.com/seinfeld/images/e/e5/Sein_soup_nazi.jpg

No death for you!

Hmm, wait...

so can i have some soup then?

[Mixfortune]

The soup is lethal.

[TalHex]

oh... nevermind then...

[astuarlen]

The soup is lethal.

"Lethal" being Australian for "hot damn that's good", which is derived from the Old Norse fosters, one of more than 20 terms for Eskimo beer.

[Larian]

I call hax