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Weeaboolits
Jun 16, 2008, 12:27 PM
Cloverfield.

Retniwreven
Jun 16, 2008, 12:28 PM
It was okay.
Coulda been better.
The exploding-stomach bit was fun.
Gruesome deaths caused by alien parasites are always the best.

Chuck_Norris
Jun 16, 2008, 12:57 PM
WHat is the monster anyway? I never saw it. :disapprove:

Retniwreven
Jun 16, 2008, 01:00 PM
Some giant insectoid fangy toothy thing.
The little bug-minions it has, if they bite you, apparently inject you with a parasite that makes you feel ill, then causes your eyes to bleed, and your midsection swells up until it explodes and then everyone can see your spine.

It's rather embarassing, I'd imagine.

Chuck_Norris
Jun 16, 2008, 01:05 PM
Well, what WAS it?
An alien?
A godzilla?
...A ZOMBIE GAOST?!

TalHex
Jun 16, 2008, 01:06 PM
ITS GODZILLA! (fake japanese accent)

Retniwreven
Jun 16, 2008, 01:24 PM
An alien that they couldn't kill even via carpet-bombing New York.
Some kinda bug-alien-godzilla thing. XD

TalHex
Jun 16, 2008, 01:26 PM
somebody should make explosive carpets, now those would be fun :wacko:

Chuck_Norris
Jun 16, 2008, 01:31 PM
somebody should make explosive carpets, now those would be fun :wacko:

...wat.

TalHex
Jun 16, 2008, 01:32 PM
literal carpet bombs :wacko:

HeartBreak301
Jun 16, 2008, 01:33 PM
Well if roaches can survive nukes, what could possibly kill an alien bug? A giant satellite that orbits the Earth that shoots a giant boot at it to squash it?

TalHex
Jun 16, 2008, 01:34 PM
so inother words a comet boot?

Retniwreven
Jun 16, 2008, 01:41 PM
Didn't Worms have a carpet bomb?
As in a rolled-up fancy rug with explosives?

HeartBreak301
Jun 16, 2008, 01:42 PM
so inother words a comet boot?

Oh wow, I love that. WE MUST MAKE IT A PSO WEAPON!

TalHex
Jun 16, 2008, 01:43 PM
I can see it now... I'M MAH CHARGING MAH BOOT!

HeartBreak301
Jun 16, 2008, 01:45 PM
Lol, it should be a photon launcher. Deliver a swift kick to the face at any distance!

Randomness
Jun 16, 2008, 02:14 PM
Didn't Worms have a carpet bomb?
As in a rolled-up fancy rug with explosives?

Yes. I always prefered Concrete Donkey out of the more esoteric weapons.

Weeaboolits
Jun 16, 2008, 03:18 PM
Well if roaches can survive nukes, what could possibly kill an alien bug? A giant satellite that orbits the Earth that shoots a giant boot at it to squash it?Roaches can't survive nukes, only the fallout.

Also, the movie was awesome.

Chuck_Norris
Jun 16, 2008, 03:22 PM
Roaches can't survive nukes, only the fallout.

Also, the movie was awesome.

When I went to see it I got the wrong time, so the movie I saw instead is better. (the Bucket List) :wacko:

NPCMook
Jun 16, 2008, 06:21 PM
Well if roaches can survive nukes, what could possibly kill an alien bug? A giant satellite that orbits the Earth that shoots a giant boot at it to squash it?
http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/6029/godzillafinalwars01de7.jpg

ITS GODZILLA! (fake japanese accent)

Chuck_Norris
Jun 16, 2008, 06:30 PM
Nah, even Godzilla would have trouble with it. We'd need SPACE GODZILLA!
http://godzilla.monstrous.com/space_godzilla.jpg

Weeaboolits
Jun 16, 2008, 07:10 PM
http://bookraptor.com/gzlla/godzilla98b.jpg

I prefer this incarnation.

Chuck_Norris
Jun 16, 2008, 07:22 PM
That one was fail. :disapprove:
I enjoyed watching it get destroyed by the REAL one in Final Wars. :wacko:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JOISbaA2G18

Weeaboolits
Jun 16, 2008, 08:25 PM
No u, the classic Godzilla is graceless and lumbering.

Chuck_Norris
Jun 16, 2008, 08:36 PM
No u, the classic Godzilla is graceless and lumbering.

And the US one is Soulless and looks more like a T-Rex. :disapprove:

Weeaboolits
Jun 16, 2008, 08:40 PM
and the classic one looks like a half-assed iguanadon.

Chuck_Norris
Jun 16, 2008, 08:43 PM
That's because Goldzilla started back in the 50's. Godzilla just ain't Godzilla without a cheesey rubber costume.

Weeaboolits
Jun 16, 2008, 10:49 PM
I like my monster movies to be GOOD.

Though to be fair, Godzilla was good for its day, but the old man in a rubber suit doesn't hold up so well now.

Chuck_Norris
Jun 16, 2008, 10:53 PM
You thought that piece of trash US movie was good? Even by monster movie standards, that was junk. :disapprove:

Sord
Jun 17, 2008, 07:58 AM
they both sucked

TalHex
Jun 17, 2008, 10:30 AM
they both sucked

^ This

Weeaboolits
Jun 17, 2008, 11:31 AM
You thought that piece of trash US movie was good? Even by monster movie standards, that was junk. :disapprove:I liked it, though I'll give that I also haven't seen it in ten years, so maybe it's not what I remember it.

Godzilla 2000 was sloppy as hell though, the CG alien clashed horribly with its surroundings.

Chuck_Norris
Jun 17, 2008, 02:20 PM
I liked it, though I'll give that I also haven't seen it in ten years, so maybe it's not what I remember it.

Godzilla 2000 was sloppy as hell though, the CG alien clashed horribly with its surroundings.

I'll give ya that. 2000 was pretty bad. :disapprove: