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Out_Kast
Jun 17, 2008, 02:24 PM
What do you think?

HeartBreak301
Jun 17, 2008, 02:25 PM
The world may never know...

TalHex
Jun 17, 2008, 02:27 PM
42 licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop

Out_Kast
Jun 17, 2008, 02:28 PM
9 green bottles standing on the wall.
Wait; can bottles actually stand?

TalHex
Jun 17, 2008, 02:29 PM
they have legs :wacko:

astuarlen
Jun 17, 2008, 02:41 PM
Until you have made a kill of suitably manly proportions, you shall remain a boy.

Jaspaller
Jun 17, 2008, 03:05 PM
What is a man?
A miserable little pile of secrets!
*throws wine glass on the ground*

Tessu
Jun 17, 2008, 03:08 PM
Well, of course. OR SO WE THINK

AlexCraig
Jun 17, 2008, 03:11 PM
I am man. I thought all of FKL has seen the countless pics and videos I have posted. Huh...

Out_Kast
Jun 17, 2008, 03:13 PM
What is a man?

How dare you twist my words!

AlexCraig
Jun 17, 2008, 04:13 PM
I dare. Although it wasn't me.

Out_Kast
Jun 17, 2008, 04:14 PM
I'm a man!

Aah, finally, some truth :wacko:

AlexCraig
Jun 17, 2008, 04:16 PM
Reminds me, I should find some batteries for my camera.

Out_Kast
Jun 17, 2008, 04:17 PM
Oh...

AlexCraig
Jun 17, 2008, 04:25 PM
I have some recent pics (only those on my friends list can see them, though)

AlexCraig
Jun 17, 2008, 05:10 PM
And, for those of you who are surprised by this, Samus is a woman!

(I swear I can hear people's worlds collapsing)

TalHex
Jun 17, 2008, 05:12 PM
And, for those of you who are surprised by this, Samus is a woman!

(I swear I can hear people's worlds collapsing)

and sheik is a girl... maybe :wacko:

Nitro Vordex
Jun 17, 2008, 05:16 PM
And, for those of you who are surprised by this, Samus is a woman!

(I swear I can hear people's sinuses collapsing)

Anime-Nosebleed reference. >_>

Retniwreven
Jun 17, 2008, 05:27 PM
He is.
For now...

TalHex
Jun 17, 2008, 05:27 PM
He is.
For now...

O.o *slowly backs away*

Retniwreven
Jun 17, 2008, 05:29 PM
Heh heh heh.

TalHex
Jun 17, 2008, 05:30 PM
Heh heh heh.

you know i could quite easily picture a cat with that laugh...

Retniwreven
Jun 17, 2008, 05:32 PM
Cept this cat wears glasses, a black RAmarl top, Sega's poor excuse for pants. and carries a big axe.

TalHex
Jun 17, 2008, 05:39 PM
Cept this cat wears glasses, a black RAmarl top, Sega's poor excuse for pants. and carries a big axe.

scary O.o

Retniwreven
Jun 17, 2008, 05:40 PM
Guess what the axe is for? =D

Kylie
Jun 17, 2008, 05:40 PM
He is.
For now...
^^

LET'S STRIP HIM AND MAKE SURE.

WHERE'S NITRO?

HE'LL DO THE STRIPPING SEARCH.

GO GO GO

AlexCraig
Jun 17, 2008, 05:41 PM
O.o Wait, what?

Retniwreven
Jun 17, 2008, 05:43 PM
O.o Wait, what?

I suggest screaming loudly and running before either me or Kylie get our hands on you. For the sake of either your dignity or manhood, depending on who gets you first.

TalHex
Jun 17, 2008, 05:44 PM
i'm out of here before they decide i would be a good second prize *disappears in a puff of smoke*

AlexCraig
Jun 17, 2008, 05:45 PM
Oh my. :3

Retniwreven
Jun 17, 2008, 05:46 PM
Afterwards I shall call you Alexia.

Kylie
Jun 17, 2008, 05:48 PM
Either stripped and exposed or tampered with. YOU MUST CHOOSE.

AlexCraig
Jun 17, 2008, 05:49 PM
Umm... no. XD

I choose..... umm...

Kylie
Jun 17, 2008, 05:52 PM
Did I mention Nitro strips you? :|

AlexCraig
Jun 17, 2008, 05:53 PM
Yes. That is why I say no.

Nitro Vordex
Jun 17, 2008, 05:54 PM
*grabs Alex*

Can we PLEASE GTFO before they keep assuming I do stuff like this? >_<

Retniwreven
Jun 17, 2008, 05:54 PM
Oh good. So then it's my turn.
This won't hurt a bit...

(It'll hurt a LOT.)

Kylie
Jun 17, 2008, 05:56 PM
:nono:

AlexCraig
Jun 17, 2008, 05:58 PM
Wait... I'm confused...
*Runs to profile*

Nitro Vordex
Jun 17, 2008, 05:59 PM
*just flat out RUNS*

Retniwreven
Jun 17, 2008, 06:01 PM
*just flat out RUNS*

Good idea.

AlexCraig
Jun 17, 2008, 06:05 PM
Wait... as a man, I should stand my ground and face the issue head-on. >:

Retniwreven
Jun 17, 2008, 06:07 PM
Even when your issue is me, with an axe, determined to make you into an Alexa?

AlexCraig
Jun 17, 2008, 06:12 PM
I think I have enough weapons to tough it out.
Eh... *Goes back to duties*

TalHex
Jun 17, 2008, 06:12 PM
Wait... as a man, I should stand my ground and face the issue head-on. >:

when it becomes a question of your manliness or your manhood, its quite alright to run screaming like a little girl.

Nitro Vordex
Jun 17, 2008, 06:13 PM
Even when your issue is me, with an axe, determined to make you into an Alexa?

I could say many humerous things, of which *might* get me a warning, so I'd rather not. :E

SHARP THINGS GO NOWHERE NEAR DANGLIES, EVIL ONE!

Retniwreven
Jun 17, 2008, 06:43 PM
I'd sharpen the axe but it's already made out of photons so...

Weeaboolits
Jun 17, 2008, 06:47 PM
I'd sharpen the axe but it's already made out of photons so...S+10's

Retniwreven
Jun 17, 2008, 06:48 PM
Point.
It's still good enough to slice and dice unmentionables, though.

HeartBreak301
Jun 17, 2008, 06:49 PM
I'd start running Alex, I'm getting the feeling that you're a bit outnumbered here...

TalHex
Jun 17, 2008, 06:50 PM
i wonder if i can buy an S rank Cup at GRM...

Retniwreven
Jun 17, 2008, 06:51 PM
I wonder if said cup can withstand a Jabroga from a beast FF. =3

HeartBreak301
Jun 17, 2008, 06:52 PM
Let's not forget about Nanoblasts shall we? For when the going gets rough, smash it.

TalHex
Jun 17, 2008, 06:53 PM
O.o this thread greatly disturbs me...

HeartBreak301
Jun 17, 2008, 06:54 PM
I'm jut glad I'm not Alex XD

Retniwreven
Jun 17, 2008, 06:54 PM
I always aim for the disturbing.
Even look at my photo albums.

HeartBreak301
Jun 17, 2008, 06:57 PM
I always aim for the disturbing.
Even look at my photo albums.

I dare not try.

TalHex
Jun 17, 2008, 06:58 PM
I see... GO ROCKET BATHTUBS!

AlexCraig
Jun 17, 2008, 06:59 PM
I have. Very weird. Some really cool, though.

Odd topics seem to follow me like a plague. Don't be too worried.

HeartBreak301
Jun 17, 2008, 07:00 PM
And what have you diagnosed this plague as? lol

TalHex
Jun 17, 2008, 07:01 PM
FKLism :lol:

HeartBreak301
Jun 17, 2008, 07:04 PM
Lol, the sad thing is this could actually be a real medical condition with all of us inducing it on eachother.

Retniwreven
Jun 17, 2008, 07:05 PM
Why induce when you can produce?

HeartBreak301
Jun 17, 2008, 07:07 PM
Good question, why don't we do both? Induce it mentally and produce it to inject into people with dart guns.

TalHex
Jun 17, 2008, 07:08 PM
too much work, easier just to induce it mentally

HeartBreak301
Jun 17, 2008, 07:10 PM
Yeah I agree but Retniwreven seems to think we need to produce it too. Oh I got it! How about we make a Raccoon City type effect with it? They'll just be completely insane instead of zombies, oh and they'll all have potato launchers and slingshots. Sounds like fun to me!

Dhylec
Jun 17, 2008, 07:11 PM
And what have you diagnosed this plague as? lol

i think it'z called 'jump on the Alex band wagon' plague ;o

HeartBreak301
Jun 17, 2008, 07:11 PM
That works too. Attack the spud!

Retniwreven
Jun 17, 2008, 07:12 PM
Oh.
Okay then.

Well anyways, I've made refreshing lemonade for everyone! =D

TalHex
Jun 17, 2008, 07:14 PM
lemonade is good =^.^=

HeartBreak301
Jun 17, 2008, 07:14 PM
Thanks! Heat stroke and FKLism go hand in hand, muahahaha!

Retniwreven
Jun 17, 2008, 07:24 PM
Thanks! Heat stroke and FKLism go hand in hand, muahahaha!

lemonade is good =^.^=
Mweh... heh... haha... HAahahahaaa!
*Ahem*
I mean... nevermind.

HeartBreak301
Jun 17, 2008, 07:30 PM
We shoudld get Adam West and his cat launcher in here, we can shoot Retniwreven at Alex.
:3

Retniwreven
Jun 17, 2008, 07:32 PM
I'm going to get the hell out of here before you two start showing symptoms.
Frankly I'm amazed you drank it so easily.
*Dashes*

HeartBreak301
Jun 17, 2008, 07:34 PM
Yay! Cionide!

TalHex
Jun 17, 2008, 07:37 PM
i thought just posting in FKL was a symptom?

HeartBreak301
Jun 17, 2008, 07:39 PM
Hey Talon, Retniwreven is going to make our medical insurance go up. What should we do, begin plotting! *laughs maniacally*

Retniwreven
Jun 17, 2008, 07:39 PM
I wasn't testing the FKL batch.

HeartBreak301
Jun 17, 2008, 07:40 PM
Then whats different between the two?

TalHex
Jun 17, 2008, 07:41 PM
*yawn* how can you have a non-FKL batch of FKLism?

Retniwreven
Jun 17, 2008, 07:50 PM
I wasn't making a batch of FKLism. I was testing something completely of my own creation in the Lemonade.

HeartBreak301
Jun 17, 2008, 07:51 PM
Shoudl we fear that test lemonade?

Retniwreven
Jun 17, 2008, 07:52 PM
If you enjoy the normal biological workings of the average human body, yes.
If you enjoy the sub-normal biological workings of a not-quite-human body, yes.
If you enjoy parasites, no.

HeartBreak301
Jun 17, 2008, 07:53 PM
D-Cells? YAY! IMA BE A DELSABER!

TalHex
Jun 17, 2008, 07:54 PM
thats it i'm going to ask nitro for some disinfectant... or cyanide tablets...

HeartBreak301
Jun 17, 2008, 07:56 PM
You don't want to be a delsaber, Talon?

TalHex
Jun 17, 2008, 08:02 PM
not particularly, i've always hated fighting those things and i rather like being a kitsune

HeartBreak301
Jun 17, 2008, 08:03 PM
Ok first what is a kitsune anyway? And second how about a Delbiter?

TalHex
Jun 17, 2008, 08:05 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kitsune

Retniwreven
Jun 17, 2008, 08:06 PM
If only it were D-Cells.
I've created a type of parasite that will slowly turn you into...
Well...
Y'know the type of Japanese schoolgirl stereotype that goes around spouting 'Kawaii Desu!!' and other related things?

Enjoy. Except minus the fun of actually being a Japanese schoolgirl. Physically you'll look like a Polty.

TalHex
Jun 17, 2008, 08:08 PM
*takes out a high yeild photon hand gun* T.T *shoots self in head*

Retniwreven
Jun 17, 2008, 08:10 PM
Hm. I wonder what effect it has on corpses.
Technically it doesn't require functioning brain cells to work.

HeartBreak301
Jun 17, 2008, 08:12 PM
Oh god not a Polty! AHHHHHH! *grabs Talon's handgun and shoots Talon again, then self*

Retniwreven
Jun 17, 2008, 08:21 PM
Ah the joys of untruth.
*Loots the corpses, drinks a glass of the perfectly normal lemonade, then wanders off somewhere*

HeartBreak301
Jun 17, 2008, 08:23 PM
*FKLism reanimates corpse* *eats Retniwreven's brain and steals lemonade*

TalHex
Jun 17, 2008, 08:24 PM
*pokes body with a sword, crumbles to dust* aww... and i liked that one... hey! my wallet's gone!

HeartBreak301
Jun 17, 2008, 08:25 PM
Yay, people like me!

Retniwreven
Jun 17, 2008, 08:26 PM
*FKLism reanimates corpse* *eats Retniwreven's brain and steals lemonade*

Oh dear. *Turns into a zombie and starts eating other residents of FKL*

TalHex
Jun 17, 2008, 08:27 PM
Oh dear. *Turns into a zombie and starts eating other residents of FKL*

you know i think i'll wait until this all blows over before i get another gigai...

HeartBreak301
Jun 17, 2008, 08:28 PM
I declare the first annual FKL member munchathon offically started!

TalHex
Jun 17, 2008, 08:29 PM
*watching from a lamppost* this should be... gory to the least...

HeartBreak301
Jun 17, 2008, 08:32 PM
Yum, its like Taco Bell, only it's brain flavored cheese and the nachos are skull bits, ooh we've also hijacked this thread for over 100 posts lol
XD

Retniwreven
Jun 17, 2008, 08:40 PM
Dare we go... over Nine Thousand?

HeartBreak301
Jun 17, 2008, 08:43 PM
We must dare. It just wouldn't be FKL if we didn't now would it?

TalHex
Jun 17, 2008, 08:44 PM
*hangs upside from lamp post* no blood, no headache ^^

HeartBreak301
Jun 17, 2008, 08:46 PM
*violently shakes lamp post*

TalHex
Jun 17, 2008, 08:48 PM
*falls on head* really glad i didn't get a new body yet...

HeartBreak301
Jun 17, 2008, 08:50 PM
*picks up a cell phone and dials Ghost Busters* Fear the vaccuum!

TalHex
Jun 17, 2008, 08:53 PM
*casts illusion*
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e157/GothicaEckes/foxfire.jpg
*makes an escape while everyone is distracted*

HeartBreak301
Jun 17, 2008, 08:54 PM
Yet another stereotypical sneaky fox.
XD

Tessu
Jun 17, 2008, 08:55 PM
...dude, wtf. She has no nose or mouth.

HeartBreak301
Jun 17, 2008, 08:58 PM
Wha...?

Randomness
Jun 17, 2008, 09:03 PM
A mouth, she has. Its faint. As for the nose, its not photorealism here.

*chucks cloned kitsune body at Talon*

HeartBreak301
Jun 17, 2008, 09:04 PM
Hmm, oh well, I'm still calling Ghost Busters.

Randomness
Jun 17, 2008, 09:05 PM
I'll stall them for you, Talon. Lightning magics>technology.

TalHex
Jun 17, 2008, 09:06 PM
http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r168/talonshadowfox/anatomyofafox-girlsface.jpg

HeartBreak301
Jun 17, 2008, 09:06 PM
Aha, but have you anticipated a rubber vaccuum?

HeartBreak301
Jun 17, 2008, 09:07 PM
http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r168/talonshadowfox/anatomyofafox-girlsface.jpg

I should have figured you'd have something like this on hand.

Randomness
Jun 17, 2008, 09:07 PM
Aha, but have you anticipated a rubber vaccuum?
Yes. Thats why I have fire magic in reserve. I could also just shoot them. *pulls out rifle*

TalHex
Jun 17, 2008, 09:08 PM
I should have figured you'd have something like this on hand.

i didn't, i made it just now XD

Randomness
Jun 17, 2008, 09:09 PM
Talon, thats them over there. Behind you. You're blocking my line of fire...

TalHex
Jun 17, 2008, 09:10 PM
*demiwarps behind random* as long as sord isn't there i'm fine

Tessu
Jun 17, 2008, 09:11 PM
Oh, but you are mistaken.

Sord is everywhere you don't want him to be.

YES. THAT MEANS IN YOUR CLOSET TOO.

HeartBreak301
Jun 17, 2008, 09:11 PM
i didn't, i made it just now XD

Well let me say that you have the tools to make it on hand.

TalHex
Jun 17, 2008, 09:12 PM
Well let me say that you have the tools to make it on hand.

Photoshop FTW!

Retniwreven
Jun 17, 2008, 09:13 PM
Sord is in my closet?
Well he'd better stay in there, lest jokes be cracked about coming out.

Randomness
Jun 17, 2008, 09:14 PM
ROFL.

Anyways...

*drops Thor (the city) on the ghostbusters*

Sord
Jun 17, 2008, 09:16 PM
Why the hell would I be behind Randomness, and I've certainly never hid in a closet. Where the hell is the fun in hiding yourself. You want the victim to see you before your strangle them to death

:disapprove:

TalHex
Jun 17, 2008, 09:18 PM
*dragging a gigai along then dropping it* was that really necessary? i mean FKL already smells like garbage do we need to add dead fish smell to it? *getting in the gigai* now if only i still had my wallet...

Randomness
Jun 17, 2008, 09:19 PM
I had already chucked a body your way... how wasteful.

TalHex
Jun 17, 2008, 09:20 PM
it was that one... i was dragging it out of the way...

HeartBreak301
Jun 17, 2008, 09:21 PM
Hooray for flinging soulless bodies through the air!

Randomness
Jun 17, 2008, 09:22 PM
In that case, I win. It was a failed Tara clone body. In other words...

Nitro Vordex
Jun 17, 2008, 09:24 PM
*sigh*

......

*throws Super Disinfectant into thread and runs like hell*

HeartBreak301
Jun 17, 2008, 09:27 PM
That won't work, this is tainted no, infected too badly to clean.

TalHex
Jun 17, 2008, 09:27 PM
In that case, I win. It was a failed Tara clone body. In other words...

damnit! a chick body? aww... ah well got to go before the universe remakes itself in the thread *demiwarps*

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r168/talonshadowfox/explosion-2.jpg

Randomness
Jun 17, 2008, 09:27 PM
*surrounds self with wormhole shields*

HeartBreak301
Jun 17, 2008, 09:29 PM
Yay! Our radomness has manifested itself into a parallel universe!

Randomness
Jun 17, 2008, 09:29 PM
Hahahahahahaha I win.

*walks through another wormhole with pictures of girl-Talon*

TalHex
Jun 17, 2008, 09:30 PM
damnit random!

Randomness
Jun 17, 2008, 09:35 PM
Be glad there weren't spells to bind you to that body.

Nitro Vordex
Jun 17, 2008, 09:36 PM
That won't work, this is tainted no, infected too badly to clean.

LOL NO. I clean thread nao. :3

AlexCraig
Jun 17, 2008, 09:36 PM
Wow. 15 pages in a thread with my name in the title? O_o

TalHex
Jun 17, 2008, 09:37 PM
Be glad there weren't spells to bind you to that body.

yeah those are a bitch to defuse...

Randomness
Jun 17, 2008, 09:38 PM
See, the problem here, is that spend too long in a girl body, and you'll actually become a girl. Better hurry, missie.

HeartBreak301
Jun 17, 2008, 09:38 PM
Wow. 15 pages in a thread with my name in the title? O_o

I know, we're great aren't we?

TalHex
Jun 17, 2008, 09:40 PM
not really, kitsune pretty androgynous (heh elves still have us beat though) by nature... i'll conform to either body... still doesn't mean i'll like it though...

Nitro Vordex
Jun 17, 2008, 09:40 PM
See, the problem here, is that spend too long in a girl body, and you'll actually become a girl. Better hurry, missie.

Heh, I am reminded of an Ozzy and Drix episode.

Am I old yet? :wacko:

Side note: Talon will have breasts apparently.

Randomness
Jun 17, 2008, 09:41 PM
Heheheheh...

As far as pranks go, this borders on pure evil.

TalHex
Jun 17, 2008, 09:42 PM
and i'll still be short... *grumblemunch*
http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r168/talonshadowfox/normal_foxfire.jpg

Randomness
Jun 17, 2008, 09:44 PM
You realize that, as a lab specimen, as to clothes... well... clothes dont mix with cloning tanks.

What is that pic of, anyways?

TalHex
Jun 17, 2008, 09:47 PM
i'm not quite sure...
and the clothes are an illusion

also yes this does rank within the top ten most evil pranks of all time...

Randomness
Jun 17, 2008, 09:48 PM
Did I mention anyone with unwarded memories (i.e., most non-FKLites FKLites are crazy enough to have inherently impervious memories... though you, as the victim...) will start... forgetting certain things?

Its also a natural body, theres no purifying it... you have to exit ASAP. I suggest hanagiri.

You still haven't told me what that last pic is from...

I'm going to beat Ian down with dice as my next stunt, btw, so stay tuned.

HeartBreak301
Jun 17, 2008, 09:49 PM
Lol you'd probably enjoy it.
o.O

Nitro Vordex
Jun 17, 2008, 09:50 PM
*Spartan Soul kicks Talon*

Did it work?

Randomness
Jun 17, 2008, 09:50 PM
When you and everyone else forgets you were ever male, whats to enjoy?

Nitro Vordex
Jun 17, 2008, 09:51 PM
Oh. He won't be male anymore?

*attempts to give Talon a swift kick to t3h j3w315*

HeartBreak301
Jun 17, 2008, 09:53 PM
Who knows? I've succumed to FKLism so yeah, I'm crazy right now.

TalHex
Jun 17, 2008, 09:56 PM
*yelps like a girl* damnit! i might not have the bits right now but a kick is still a kick! well this sucks... i think heartbreak still has my handgun...

HeartBreak301
Jun 17, 2008, 09:57 PM
We should clone it Talon, or put it in a copy machine.

Randomness
Jun 17, 2008, 09:57 PM
*tosses rusty, chipped katana to Talon*

I'm enjoying this.

On another note, I really want to know what that pic you last posted is from.

TalHex
Jun 17, 2008, 09:58 PM
honestly i don't know... although i wish i did

anyways... *performs ritual suicide*

Randomness
Jun 17, 2008, 10:01 PM
I got to pull an amazing prank AND watch you die. Today was perfect.

Nitro Vordex
Jun 17, 2008, 10:01 PM
^Life goal accomplished apparently.

HeartBreak301
Jun 17, 2008, 10:04 PM
Man, Talon likes to waste gigais.

TalHex
Jun 17, 2008, 10:04 PM
I got to pull an amazing prank AND watch you die. Today was perfect.

*gets, up, looks exactly like the body died in except slight glowy outline* twice actually, i blew my brains out with my handgun remember?

Nai_Calus
Jun 17, 2008, 10:34 PM
Ahh, the sweet sweet sight of Talon dying.

TalHex
Jun 17, 2008, 10:36 PM
hmph! *sits on own corpse* anyways just what do you plan to do with those photos random? *suspicious glare*

Nitro Vordex
Jun 17, 2008, 10:38 PM
Tell you what Random.

You heal him to his former state AND give me the photos...

and I'll give you the basic idea of my Super Disinfectant.

HeartBreak301
Jun 17, 2008, 10:38 PM
Sell them on the internet.

Solstis
Jun 17, 2008, 10:47 PM
*Uses a combination of Zen, Relativism, Determinism, and Post-Structuralism to render all objects, concepts and ideals equivalent, and thus, meaningless*

FKL is irrelevant. PSOW is irrelevant. Love is irrelevant. Life is irrelevant. Now go live it.

Sord
Jun 17, 2008, 10:47 PM
Alex is a http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c72/RangerDale/manwhich.jpg

AlexCraig
Jun 17, 2008, 10:48 PM
Mmm... now I'm hungry...

Nitro Vordex
Jun 17, 2008, 11:16 PM
Eat yourself then.

/obvious

Out_Kast
Jun 18, 2008, 09:53 AM
This thread appears to have derailed just slightly. :wacko:

Tessu
Jun 18, 2008, 10:18 AM
http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w179/kingpoopa84/1176387326941.jpg

SStrikerR
Jun 18, 2008, 11:11 AM
*leaves the thread swiftly and quietly, while banging pots and pans together*

Tessu
Jun 18, 2008, 11:12 AM
Oh my! Look at that inconspicuous young lad over there! It's a wonder I noticed his exit, really.

Out_Kast
Jun 18, 2008, 11:13 AM
His exit kinda screamed, 'I'm here! I'M HERE!'.
You sure you weren't being abducted?

Tessu
Jun 18, 2008, 11:17 AM
On a very related note, our avatars both look like they're having an orgasm, Outkast. We have similar tastes, no?

Retniwreven
Jun 18, 2008, 11:19 AM
Interesting tastes. >>

Out_Kast
Jun 18, 2008, 11:19 AM
Most definitely!
Maybe they're getting it at the same time... get my drift? ;o

Retniwreven
Jun 18, 2008, 11:25 AM
And so begins the slow descent into madness. XD

Tessu
Jun 18, 2008, 11:38 AM
Most definitely!
Maybe they're getting it at the same time... get my drift? ;o

;o ... baby.

Randomness
Jun 18, 2008, 11:56 AM
Tell you what Random.

You heal him to his former state AND give me the photos...

and I'll give you the basic idea of my Super Disinfectant.

I'd need his DNA for the first.

HeartBreak301
Jun 18, 2008, 01:25 PM
Alright I'm back, let the insanity continue.

Out_Kast
Jun 18, 2008, 01:28 PM
You broke my heart ;-;

HeartBreak301
Jun 18, 2008, 01:29 PM
Sorry XD

Out_Kast
Jun 18, 2008, 01:32 PM
301 times, actually.

HeartBreak301
Jun 18, 2008, 01:38 PM
Hmm, I don't really know what to say about that one. Want a piece of candy?

Out_Kast
Jun 18, 2008, 01:46 PM
Sure, why not.

Eihwaz
Jun 18, 2008, 01:49 PM
I think the issue is that Alex is the man, if you follow.

HeartBreak301
Jun 18, 2008, 01:49 PM
What if I told you I made it from Retniwreven's lemonade?

Out_Kast
Jun 18, 2008, 01:53 PM
I'm not fussy.
Alex has always been the man.
The man. With the plan.


:disapprove:

Retniwreven
Jun 18, 2008, 01:54 PM
I thought we already discussed that the lemonade was completely safe and actually just a ploy to have you two commit suicide so I could take your wallets.

My plans are convoluted like that.

HeartBreak301
Jun 18, 2008, 01:56 PM
Hey, I never said which batch.

Out_Kast
Jun 18, 2008, 01:59 PM
I don't remember anything about lemonade.

Nitro Vordex
Jun 18, 2008, 02:00 PM
I think one of Tact's old avys was kinda suggestive too.

*looks at Outkast's avy*

I wonder how many memes that pic has been in...

HeartBreak301
Jun 18, 2008, 02:01 PM
One batch supposedly turns you into a polty and the other induces a life-threatening case of FKLism.

HeartBreak301
Jun 18, 2008, 02:02 PM
Now that I take the time to look at it you're right, Nitro.

Nitro Vordex
Jun 18, 2008, 02:04 PM
About what?

HeartBreak301
Jun 18, 2008, 02:05 PM
I'm hungry, someone get me a taco.

Retniwreven
Jun 18, 2008, 02:09 PM
The batch that turns you into a polty was the lie.

HeartBreak301
Jun 18, 2008, 02:11 PM
Yeah I know, but we never dismissed the FKLism batch.

Nitro Vordex
Jun 18, 2008, 02:11 PM
*pokes Retni with water bottle*

Out_Kast
Jun 18, 2008, 03:08 PM
Aaaah!

Tessu
Jun 18, 2008, 04:52 PM
I really wonder what they were thinking when they made Kast's avatar.
I mean, maybe mine could be taken as her giggling or something. Something innocent.

But THAT...that's just...

AlexCraig
Jun 18, 2008, 04:54 PM
Over 200 posts and at 21 pages? My my...

Tessu
Jun 18, 2008, 04:55 PM
We just haven't gotten over the fact that you're a man.

Retniwreven
Jun 18, 2008, 04:58 PM
*pokes Retni with water bottle*

*Engulfs your arm and consumes it along with the bottle*

Tessu
Jun 18, 2008, 04:59 PM
Sounds just like something I'd do!
-pats Retni on the back- I'm proud of you, son.

Nitro Vordex
Jun 18, 2008, 05:28 PM
*Engulfs your arm and consumes it along with the bottle*

*looks at stump*

...

>_>

*rummages through bucketspace bucket and pulls out Ryan's arm*

Yes! *attaches*

AlexCraig
Jun 18, 2008, 05:29 PM
Retni is female. >.>...

Nitro Vordex
Jun 18, 2008, 05:30 PM
And older than Alex. :wacko:

Tessu
Jun 18, 2008, 05:30 PM
Not anymore, he's not.

Well, okay. Retni can be a girl. But I'm still going to refer to her as son. :disapprove:

Retniwreven
Jun 18, 2008, 05:40 PM
Retni is female. >.>...

I never said if I was male or female.
And I'm still not saying.
It's so much more fun (and evil) that way.

Kylie
Jun 18, 2008, 05:42 PM
I never said if I was male or female.
And I'm still not saying.
It's so much more fun (and evil) that way.
I envy this perspective.

Tessu
Jun 18, 2008, 05:42 PM
Well, you seemed female enough to me. Either that or you're just really effeminate.

Both would be cool. :wacko:

Retniwreven
Jun 18, 2008, 05:42 PM
I envy this perspective.

How so? =3

Kylie
Jun 18, 2008, 05:47 PM
It's fun to have your gender be unknown. :wacko: I usually don't tell people unless they ask, but they always seem to figure it out on their own. :-? I liked to play my male character because I thought people would hit on me less, but I got hit on as soon as I went into the general population on 02. "i c y they call u stud ;)" D: DX I NEED AN ADULT!!! But, alas, I'm getting carried away. 8-)

Tessu
Jun 18, 2008, 05:49 PM
Hah! I tried making a male character in hopes people would stop flirting with me as well.
But the male chars are so damn ugly that I couldn't survive on it. I think I'll just deal with people going "um lol u have a cute character *BLSH*"

And personally, with the gender unknown thing, I like to see peoples' reactions upon finding a girl on the internet.
The other day, some guy says to me, "You're a guy."
And I said, "What makes you say that?"
And he goes, "I'm right."
And I replied, "No you're not."
And he retaliates, "You're lying."

Fun stuff.

Retniwreven
Jun 18, 2008, 05:52 PM
It's fun to have your gender be unknown. :wacko: I usually don't tell people unless they ask, but they always seem to figure it out on their own. :-? I liked to play my male character because I thought people would hit on me less, but I got hit on as soon as I went into the general population on 02. "i c y they call u stud ;)" D: DX I NEED AN ADULT!!! But, alas, I'm getting carried away. 8-)

I see. Personally I can pass for either. Though people to tend to assume I'm female because of all the smilies and the way I shorten some words. =3

I may be, I may not be. If anything, I hit on other people to bug them. XD

Edit: And I know lots of girls on the internet! More than 2/3 of my MSN list is female. >_>

Tessu
Jun 18, 2008, 05:53 PM
;oh baby~

Kylie
Jun 18, 2008, 05:53 PM
Oh, tell me about it. :roll: People don't realize that there aregirls on the net. but they're mostly all freaks (hey, I won't deny it). I don't think male characters are ugly, especially if you make them look practically like a girl like I do. :love:

Tessu
Jun 18, 2008, 05:55 PM
Well, of course. ANYONE on the net has some kind of freak in them. We're all in this together.~
You mean using that REALLY feminine face option? Oh Jeebus, I can't look at that. x_X

Retniwreven
Jun 18, 2008, 05:57 PM
Personally I'd like to steal the male clothes for my female characters. Some of them are really nice and it doesn't really make sense that you "can't" wear them. They're clothes.

And if you aren't a freak in some way, you're using the internet wrong. =D

Kylie
Jun 18, 2008, 05:57 PM
No, he has a normal face. He's just blond, has cute hair, and wears tight clothes.

>_>


Personally I'd like to steal the male clothes for my female characters. Some of them are really nice and it doesn't really make sense that you "can't" wear them. They're clothes.
Exactly!

Tessu
Jun 18, 2008, 05:59 PM
@Retni: Well, you know what happens when a guy tries to fit into a tight miniskirt? Yeah, it's like that.

@Kylie: Show me sometime. :B

Kylie
Jun 18, 2008, 06:02 PM
Mm, I need to get some screens of him.

Nitro Vordex
Jun 18, 2008, 06:05 PM
I know better than to hit on female avatars.

Especially when most of the guys I party with on PSO/U have female characters. -_-;

(Sord, Ronin, Random, Tal, and a couple others I'm sure)

Tessu
Jun 18, 2008, 06:07 PM
I flirt with everything on PSU that looks remotely like a girl.
If they claim to be a guy, I stop immediately. If their avatar fits their gender, I continue enthusiastically ;3

Kylie
Jun 18, 2008, 06:15 PM
I flirt without meaning to, and I'll develop a joke-flirt relationship with most or all of the girls I get close to. I don't go all out with guys 'cause it's a bit more serious (straight and don't wanna lead anyone on); however, I do get REALLY flirty on Stud around guys. I guess because it couldn't be taken as anything more than obnoxious.

Tessu
Jun 18, 2008, 06:16 PM
Same here, about the 'flirt without meaning to'. People always tell me I'm really flirty when I never really mean to flirt with anyone. :disapprove:
Haha, I'd like to see that sometime ;3~
I once played a game where everyone thought I was a guy. Thinking I would be safe from guys flirting with me, before I knew it, I had people saying "if I were gay, I would be all over you" x_x
I guess there's just no escape.

Retniwreven
Jun 18, 2008, 06:17 PM
With sexy results!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/Tonberry_Parfait/070530psu_vis.jpg

Tessu
Jun 18, 2008, 06:20 PM
Les résultats sont super sexuels

Nitro Vordex
Jun 18, 2008, 06:21 PM
I know I'm lost in this thread...

...I ain't regretting it though. *takes notes*

Kylie
Jun 18, 2008, 06:22 PM
Les résultats sont super sexuels
Pour tout savoir
Sur ton anatomie
Et vos accessoires fetiches

;o

Nitro Vordex
Jun 18, 2008, 06:24 PM
>_<;

You people and your weird languages.

私が飛ぶのを見なさい!

Retniwreven
Jun 18, 2008, 06:24 PM
Vous deux êtes étrange.

Tessu
Jun 18, 2008, 06:26 PM
I was actually referencing a... rather... surreal video. -eyes Sord-
I don't really speak French, as much as I would love to.

Retniwreven
Jun 18, 2008, 06:27 PM
I don't speak it either. ;o

Kylie
Jun 18, 2008, 06:27 PM
>_<;

You people and your weird languages.

私が飛ぶのを見なさい!
well, gtfo. females and genderless onry

/hijack

Tessu
Jun 18, 2008, 06:28 PM
In fact, I don't speak any other language.
JUST REAL WELL ENGLISH

Nitro Vordex
Jun 18, 2008, 06:28 PM
STRETCHING, FILING,
AGAINST HER SKIN,
BLESSED ARE THOSE,
WHO ARE NOT KIN,
IN SIN WE BREATHE,
IN SEX WE TIE,
DUCT TAPE HER LEGS,
TO THE RED SKY,
FOOLSOME FLESH ALLOWANCES,
THE PANSIES RAIDED THE PANTRY OF,
GABARDINE DREAMS, PROMISCUOUS,
DELIGHT, DENY NOT THE FLAVOR,
CUSTARD DREAMS,
ABUSING, MUSING,
MARMALADE FLESH
NAKED SPREAD AM I,

ACTORS OF THE TRAGIC FANTHOM,
EXTEND YOUR LEGS FOR GREAT SATURN,
BROWN TABLE TOPS SCREAM FOR COVER,
AT THE SIGHT OF YOUR NEW LOVER,
IF TODAY I DIE,
AND CAN'T DENY,
THE POISON CHOSEN,
FOR TONIGHT.
BORROWED DREAMS,
HOLLOWED REVERIES,
METAL PILLOWS,
PEWTER YELLOWS,
FURRY ROADKILL,
HOUSE ON THE HILL,
POURING GRAVY,
ON HER THIGHS STILL,
IF TODAY I DIE,
AND CAN'T DENY,
THE POISON CHOSEN,
FOR TONIGHT.

Kylie
Jun 18, 2008, 06:29 PM
I took Spanish. :) I forgot most of it though.

Kylie
Jun 18, 2008, 06:30 PM
*crappy poetry*Nitro. Who let you back in?

AlexCraig
Jun 18, 2008, 06:31 PM
I always find my conversations with women (especially the PSOW women) are more vivid and entertaining than the ones I have with guys.

Tessu
Jun 18, 2008, 06:32 PM
I find the conversations I have with girls are more giggly and flirtatious and silly than the ones I have with guys.
Sometimes.

Nitro Vordex
Jun 18, 2008, 06:33 PM
Nitro. Who let you back in?

Those were lyrics. D: Not poetry.

By the weirdness of System of a Down by the way. Very odd song.

Retniwreven
Jun 18, 2008, 06:33 PM
And now we shall discuss shoes.