Your assignment FKL

[VanHalen]

Is to write an essay on how awesome I am.

Best essay gets a date with Tess. Ready? Go!

[astuarlen]

Let's just wait until this topic self-destructs and avoid all that work.

[VanHalen]

If it does I'll cry myself to sleep.

[Chuck_Norris]

An FKL assignment by Chuck_Norris:
:wacko: :disapprove: lulz B4R lolIan'sdice 42 ;o
The End.

[MaximusLight]

Is to write an essay on how awesome I am.

Best essay gets a date with Tess. Ready? Go!

So everyone's clear I'm grading
>: D

*gets the Failures ready*

for example:


An FKL assignment by Chuck_Norris:
:wacko: :disapprove: lulz B4R lolIan'sdice 42 ;o
The End.

FAILURE!

[Chuck_Norris]

So everyone's clear I'm grading
>: D

*gets the Failures ready*

I break your crea doubles if you fail me. :etongue:

[MaximusLight]

I break your crea doubles if you fail me. :etongue:

Sorry man, but it's my job (no seriously I'm going to be a teacher, it really is my job D: )

However, I will alow one re-grade since you were not prepared

(that way I can fail you again, muahaha!)

[Blitzkommando]

I choose not to accept it so there!

[VanHalen]

I choose not to accept it so there!

>:U

Writing this to post cause of five character limit. My response should've only been three characters.

[MaximusLight]

I choose not to accept it so there!

Oh see but I already thought of a plan to take care of your FREAKING APATHY!

Hey Chuck, since you failed I'm hiring you out as muscle, paided by the kill, go saluter as many apathitics as you can, and if you get them all you get a bonus.

If not I'll just use my orbiting death-ray to smite you

And if even THAT doesn't get you I'll drop the ALL the colonies on you using the QUOTE CANNON!

Then I'll fail you :wacko:

Seriously man, teachers have like an entire black-ops ninja division to deal with this kind of thing, there is not escape.

[Chuck_Norris]

Oh see but I already thought of a plan to take care of your FREAKING APATHY!

Hey Chuck, since you failed I'm hiring you out as muscle, paided by the kill, go saluter as many apathitics as you can, and if you get them all you get a bonus.

If not I'll just use my orbiting death-ray to smite you

And if even THAT doesn't get you I'll drop the ALL the colonies on you using the QUOTE CANNON!

Then I'll fail you :wacko:

Seriously man, teachers have like an entire black-ops ninja division to deal with this kind of thing, there is not escape.

Yeah, alright. *Starts with MaximusLight*

[Nitro Vordex]

I choose not to accept it so there!

5 chara

[MaximusLight]

Yeah, alright. *Starts with MaximusLight*

First: Me, the mods, and Van are excempt from this exam, Van on the basis of being the instructor, the mods on the basis that they are the professional FKLers (even if they aren't here, I mean lets face it they could just edit my post and that would be the end of it so it doesn't matter >.>), and me because I'm marking :wacko:

Second: Doing so would not only mean NO paycheck for you, but no one to pass you or anyone, hence everyone would forever fail :wacko:

Thirdy:
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=JMLIOtBLqoU&feature=related

Screw fighting someone who could kick my ass >_>;

[MaximusLight]

5 chara

APATHY IS DEATH!

[Chuck_Norris]

First: Me, the mods, and Van are excempt from this exam, Van on the basis of being the instructor, the mods on the basis that they are the professional FKLers (even if they aren't here, I mean lets face it they could just edit my post and that would be the end of it so it doesn't matter >.>), and me because I'm marking :wacko:

Second: Doing so would not only mean NO paycheck for you, but no one to pass you or anyone, hence everyone would forever fail :wacko:

You weren't gonna pay me anyway. And I'll just edit my paper to make me win while everyone else fails! BWAHAHAHAHHHAHAhahaHAhAh-*Cough*-HAhaha..ahaha...hah.

[VanHalen]

I'm still waiting on my essay.... do you people not want the prize?

[MaximusLight]

You weren't gona pay me anyway. And I'll just edit my paper to make me win while everyone else fails! BWAHAHAHAHHHAHAhahaHAhAh-*Cough*-HAhaha..ahaha...hah.

You kind of missed the edit there didn't ya?

[MaximusLight]

I'm still waiting on my essay.... do you people not want the prize?

Here's how the professionals get their A's:

http://www.pso-world.com/forums/showthread.php?t=56066

Solution by reference!

[Chuck_Norris]

I'm still waiting on my essay.... do you people not want the prize?

I already sent it in. I pretty much summed FKL up in a nitshell.

[Chuck_Norris]

You kind of missed the edit there didn't ya?

My computer lagged. :disapprove:

[MaximusLight]

My computer lagged. :disapprove:

Well, fair enough, anywho, I'm goin' to bed, night ya'll

[Nitro Vordex]

Is to write an essay on how awesome I am.Ninjas do not gloat over themselves. In public


Best essay gets a date with Tess. Ready? Go!
>_>

[Mixfortune]

Is to write an essay on how awesome I am.

I'm on to your trick, as what you ask is the impossible. An essay is much too long a format to convey your... level of awesome. Perhaps a refrigerator magnet or the like would be more appropriate? Maybe a nice colorful 0 or one of those word labels containing a negative connotation?

[Nitro Vordex]

Like a demotivational poster?

[VanHalen]

A paragraph is ok too ;(.

[Mixfortune]

I dunno, man. Make it a haiku or limerick and you might have a deal.

[Nitro Vordex]

Please, no more haikus. ):

[Mixfortune]

How about a kaihu (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaihu) then? I can't promise anything on the milerick end, though...

[Nitro Vordex]

Nitro requests not to add any information into his head at this time, as the brain is not functioning correctly.

[VanHalen]

I dunno, man. Make it a haiku or limerick and you might have a deal.

Let's see it. ;o

[Mixfortune]

Let's see it. ;o

Dude, it is right there.


I dunno, man. Make it a haiku or limerick and you might have a deal.

How could you not see it?

[astuarlen]

There once was a man named VanHalen,
who never knew when he was failin'.
He typed up a post
even lamer than most
So the awesome police had to jail 'im.

[Mixfortune]

Thanks, ast. I knew if I stalled long enough you'd come and not be lazy for me.

[astuarlen]

That's what friends people who are almost too drowsy to get to bed are for.
I'm sure I will have to write more tomorrow. Today. Later today.

On a related note: why are there birds chirping? Too early, dammit.

[Mixfortune]

Yeah, speaking of that, you think you could hold off that sun a few hours for me? I could really not use it over here on the west coast. You can even borrow my oven mitts if you want.


-Sincerely, Mixfortune R. Slavedriver

[astuarlen]

My arms aren't long enough.
._.

[Chuck_Norris]

My arms aren't long enough.
._.

*Gasp* Ast used an emote?! END OF THE FUCKING WORLD!!

[Weeaboolits]

I already sent it in. I pretty much summed FKL up in a nitshell.Nit (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Head_lice#Nits) shells? Shit!

[Sord]

*facepalm at prize*

you have no idea how rerdiculous that prize is for me

[Tessu]

Well, what a flattering thing to wake up to.
I think I should submit an essay, just for shits and giggles. ;(

[VanHalen]

There once was a man named VanHalen,
who never knew when he was failin'.
He typed up a post
even lamer than most
So the awesome police had to jail 'im.

I enjoyed it XD.

[astuarlen]

Thank you, sir. Perhaps you would like to show your appreciation... monetarily?

[Nitro Vordex]

I think I should submit an essay, just for shits and giggles. ;(

It's all in the wrist...


-_-;

[MaximusLight]

There once was a man named VanHalen,
who never knew when he was failin'.
He typed up a post
even lamer than most
So the awesome police had to jail 'im.

Well... I reluctantly give you a B/75% (better than just passing you because you DID put effort into it, but it didn't exactly hit the topic so I can't give you full credit... at least right now... >>)

I think she just made me cry though, I had to pass someone D:

[MaximusLight]

Well time to do my job...


I'm on to your trick, as what you ask is the impossible. An essay is much too long a format to convey your... level of awesome. Perhaps a refrigerator magnet or the like would be more appropriate? Maybe a nice colorful 0 or one of those word labels containing a negative connotation?

FAILURE!


Nitro requests not to add any information into his head at this time, as the brain is not functioning correctly.

Lets see the doctor's note!


Is to write an essay on how awesome I am.

Best essay gets a date with Tess. Ready? Go!

Is that good? I don't know I've just got back and have no idea who said person is.


Well, what a flattering thing to wake up to.
I think I should submit an essay, just for shits and giggles. ;(

It's manidtory anyways to keep your spaming licence


Thank you, sir. Perhaps you would like to show your appreciation... monetarily?

We'll get back to you no that one...

[Nitro Vordex]

Well time to do my job...
Lets see the doctor's note!

*goes into pocket* Right here!

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[MaximusLight]

*goes into pocket* Right here!

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FAILURE!

[Nitro Vordex]

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[Tessu]

ou yu guiz r silly

[Nitro Vordex]

inorite?

[Chuck_Norris]

..what happened here?

[MaximusLight]

Pizza, mass pizza.