Open mic - A Poetic Tribute to FKL

[astuarlen]

Feel free to take the stage and share your talent.

Allow me to begin with three little limericks.


There once was a fellow from Hell
Whose posts never seemed quite to gel
Though he packed 'em with memes
'til they burst at the seams
Still the jokes didn't go over well


I once knew a President Moo
His name can't be foreign 2u
Once he clinched the race
He turned about-face
And left us a captainless crew


There once was a guy known as Shin
His hallmark a colon E grin
He was quite obsessed
With ladies half-dressed
YOU ARE ALL SKRULLS!!!DO NOT DESTROY THE STONE!

[Sgt_Shligger]

I came into this thread expecting Skype related things. Record your voice singing this, I want to see what spell is cast :clown:

[MaximusLight]

Hmmm.... don't got much in terms of FKL worthy on hand right now...

All I got is this right now off of the top of my head:

Wave crash and storms echo, whilest the winds twist crave their dark air hollows in the minds of the weak. Where few can tred without a beacon away from the sirien's call.

~Sailing through the storm

*steps down*

[astuarlen]

I don't have a microphone, sadly.

[Sord]

oh man, I laughed pretty hard at the shin one.

Unfortunately, I'm a non-contributer.

[Tessu]

I think I'll write something. And go for that same style.

[astuarlen]

I hate you guys.

WHERES YOURE SPIRIT??

[Sgt_Shligger]

SPIRIT? Here's a lesson on how to play an F Chord, no voice though. I can't talk :clown:

http://s43.photobucket.com/albums/e364/sgtshligger/?action=view&current=100_1421.flv

[TalHex]

all of hell is upside down
turning round till to the twilight sound
dances up, frost on the crown
till it all came back with a horrendous bound
and all ends in ruin

~a devilish rhyme of nothing

[Sord]

I hate you guys.

WHERES YOURE SPIRIT??

There once were men with no spirit
I was one of them

-the end

[astuarlen]

SPIRIT? Here's a lesson on how to play an F Chord, no voice though. I can't talk :clown:

http://s43.photobucket.com/albums/e364/sgtshligger/?action=view&current=100_1421.flv

Nice green walls.
No really, white walls are BORING, an' I ain't talkin' about the tires.

[Sgt_Shligger]

I like the walls myself. It's a nice mixup.

[Nitro Vordex]

Walls are awesome.

I like the guitar too. ;o

[MaximusLight]

I hate you guys.

WHERES YOURE SPIRIT??

Hey watch it I actually WROTE poetry there >.>

[Sgt_Shligger]

Best acoustic I've ever played for the price. I love this thing.

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[SpikeOtacon]

Best acoustic I've ever played for the price. I love this thing.

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Ooh, A resonator! I was wondering where that southern fried sound came from!

[Nitro Vordex]

Those sound so cool. :>

[Sgt_Shligger]

Ooh, A resonator! I was wondering where that southern fried sound came from!

You're a real man for knowing what that thing is :]

[SpikeOtacon]

There once was some spam from PSU General,
So off-topic the mods thought it venerable.
They moved it away,
Now the spammers doth play,
In the honorable pits of Fresh Kills.

[Nai_Calus]

Fresh Kills Landfill, Hell
Spam slowly piles to heaven
Such stupidity.

[Solstis]

And though we all held
FKL to be a pitiful region of hell
-Wait I don't want to rhyme
A scheme, a crime

Oh hey guys
Said the FO, fleeing pies

For all, Zig Zeon
For forever and beyond

The post above
Topics filled with love

Sord syndrome
Akin to a palindrome (at best, a stretch, at worst, kvetch)

And let us not forget
We have liked no "I" that we have met

[astuarlen]

Suddenly an
Odd
Little fellow in platform
Shoes said something
Totally
Super

[Nai_Calus]

It should be noted that I don't like most poetry because it tends to, these days, be FUCKING PRETENTIOUS. And not have any rythmical structure. Or make even an attempt to rhyme.

<_>

[astuarlen]

So you like my poems, right?

[MaximusLight]

So you like my poems, right?

Amazingly
Scary
Tip-toe-ing
Ultimate
Avenger of
Readers digest
Law
Enforcing
Ninjas



Gosh your name is too long for this hour and creativity

[Nitro Vordex]

Do me!

(Don't you dare)

[MaximusLight]

Do me!

(Don't you dare)


Not even as a FKL joke.

[Nitro Vordex]

Hence the Don't you dare part.

[astuarlen]

Not
Into
Talking
Rodents
Or
_
Vermin, unless
Of course
Ranch
T (just kidding, it's a D) dressing
Engulfs
X marks the spot

[Nitro Vordex]

It didn't make any sense.

Just like me. :) My night has been made. Good night FKL.

[Nai_Calus]

So you like my poems, right?

They are for the most part acceptable, yes.

Except for the one where you misspelled Solstis.

[Sord]

Irate
Analytical
Narcissist

:wacko:

[Tessu]

Seriously
Over his head in
Radical
Dumbasses

O_O???

[Tact]

I'm going to go with...

The
Affable
Cat
Typist

:wacko:

[Nai_Calus]

Totally
A
Cat
Thing

Shifting
Oscillating
Revising
Diversifying

[AlexCraig]

This could be a challenge...

[MaximusLight]

I was about to ask why no one did my name, then I remembered how long it is XD

[astuarlen]

Shifting
Oscillating
Revising
Diversifying

Sounds kind of like some bogus corporate slogan.


INNOVATING * ASPIRING * NERDING OUT

[Nitro Vordex]

Never
Interested or
Trying to pretend
Rancid
Obsolete

[Nai_Calus]

Sounds kind of like some bogus corporate slogan.


INNOVATING * ASPIRING * NERDING OUT

It's supposed to represent Sordsyndrome. :wacko:

Hahaha, nerding out.

[Sord]

I was about to ask why no one did my name, then I remembered how long it is XD

Might
Ask
Xenu
If
Many
Umbrella
Shaped
Lycanthropic
Ill Gills
Give
Hot
Tomales

[astuarlen]

It's supposed to represent Sordsyndrome. :wacko:


Your handling of the subject matter marks you as a true Romantic.



And now for my latest work, Ode to a Fallen Hero Deserter

In times past, a fine gent we'll call "Sef"
was Hell's kitchen's prolific post-chef
His fingers did fly
in rapid reply
'til his stake was all burnt and he left