Ugh, FKL, I need some laughs..

[Chuck_Norris]

I saw those sickening pictures in PSU General, and I need some lulz. :disapprove:

[Nitro Vordex]

GTFO, there's no such thing at this late hour dood.

All that's here is me and a couple vets/newbs.

By the way, I'm an old new guy.

[astuarlen]

Ugh, FKL, I need some laughs..

Check out the latest in the PSU screenshot thread.

The finger-worms are a classic.

[Chuck_Norris]

Check out the latest in the PSU screenshot thread.

The finger-worms are a classic.

I said "Laughs" not :barf:s.

[astuarlen]

Weak-stomached man! Who will slaughter the mammoth for the BBQ tomorrow?

[Chuck_Norris]

Have you looked at half of those? :disapprove:

[astuarlen]

I looked at both halves, actually. Nice ass, healthy tusks. I don't see the problem; this seems to be a healthy mammoth.

[AlexCraig]

It is times like this I wish I had more powers... :disapprove: Chuck, I know how you feel...

[Chuck_Norris]

Uhh..Ya know, I won't go farther into this. Post funny youtubes. :disapprove:

[astuarlen]

You too? I often dream of having Jesus powers so I could multiply all the fishes and loaves and serve the world a fabulous sushi dinner.
Also: I'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony.

[MaximusLight]

I think this emoticon sum up my reaction pretty well:

O_o

[astuarlen]

Speaking of grotesque imagery, what's with the eye, Max? Looks like it's about to pop out and plop down.

[MaximusLight]

Speaking of grotesque imagery, what's with the eye, Max? Looks like it's about to pop out and plop down.

That's the point :wacko:

[Chuck_Norris]

I need more power!
http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm187/llahnewo/dbzo1cap145.gif

:wacko:

[MaximusLight]

That reminds me of this
http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l203/MaxamisLight/Random/Moo2u.jpg

or Alternatively my picture
http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l203/MaxamisLight/Random/therealme.jpg
(though I can't figure out why)

[Nitro Vordex]

Ironic he's in space and somehow STILL DRAWING BREATH FOR EPIC 10MINUTE CHARGEUP. :wacko:

[SpikeOtacon]

Sounds like chuck could use

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/9650/patchadamsver1ot2.jpg

[Chuck_Norris]

Sounds like chuck could use

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/9650/patchadamsver1ot2.jpg

No thanks, I don't like Tomatos. :disapprove:

[astuarlen]

I thought it was a tumor with an arm growing out in reverse. This is why I will never be a doctor.

[Nitro Vordex]

GOOD NIGHT CHUCK.

[Chuck_Norris]

GOOD NIGHT CHUCK.

SHUT UP, JAGGO! *Shoots with glass cannon*

[Nitro Vordex]

*deflects with Gold Bond*

I'm going to sleep, Suckles. No taking shots at me in my sleep, or I will have TOH ninjas andsamurai go after you. If you somehow win...

I shall send Jackie Chan. HE DOES ALL OF HIS OWN STUNTS. *manaical laughter*

[Chuck_Norris]

*deflects with Gold Bond*

I'm going to sleep, Suckles. No taking shots at me in my sleep, or I will have TOH ninjas andsamurai go after you. If you somehow win...

I shall send Jackie Chan. HE DOES ALL OF HIS OWN STUNTS. *manaical laughter*

Very well. *Waits for you to sleep while holding a bottle of Pine Sol*

[SpikeOtacon]

Very well. *Waits for you to sleep while holding a bottle of Pine Sol*

You're holding a bottle that yearns for Sol Atomizers? :-?

[Chuck_Norris]

You're holding a bottle that yearns for Sol Atomizers? :-?

http://www.zoka.com/images/santa98/pinesol.JPEG

That's the power of Pine Sol..., Baby.

[Retniwreven]

Not funny, but will fill you with warm fuzzies.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3U0udLH974

[astuarlen]

A Cat is Added x2


KITTIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

[Chuck_Norris]

Not funny, but will fill you with warm fuzzies.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3U0udLH974

Thanks, Retni. :>
Inb4Saner.

[astuarlen]

I thought you were going to sleep.
The birds are out again.
Ugh.

[Chuck_Norris]

I thought you were going to sleep.
The birds are out again.
Ugh.

That was Nitro, fool. :disapprove:

[Retniwreven]

Adding cats is my business.
And business is... yeah, I can't finish that line. It's too corny.

[Airalean]

That made me feel a bit better, thanks Retni :3

[SpikeOtacon]

Adding cats is my business.
And business is a legally recognized organizational entity designed to provide goods and/or services to consumers or corporate entities such as governments, charities or other businesses. Businesses are predominant in capitalist economies, most being privately owned and formed to earn profit to increase the wealth of owners. The owners and operators of a business have as one of their main objectives the receipt or generation of a financial return in exchange for work and acceptance of risk. Notable exceptions include cooperative businesses and state-owned enterprises. Socialistic systems involve either government, public, or worker ownership of most sizable businesses.

The etymology of "business" relates to the state of being busy either as an individual or society as a whole, doing commercially viable and profitable work. The term "business" has at least three usages, depending on the scope — the singular usage (above) to mean a particular company or corporation, the generalized usage to refer to a particular market sector, such as "the music business" and compound forms such as agribusiness, or the broadest meaning to include all activity by the community of suppliers of goods and services. However, the exact definition of business, like much else in the philosophy of business, is a matter of debate.

Business Studies, the study of the management of individuals to maintain collective productivity in order to accomplish particular creative and productive goals (usually to generate profit), is taught as an academic subject in many schools.

Statement finished.

[Retniwreven]

If it makes anyone feel better, the picture of the two fingers with 'holes' are just Lamprey mouths photoshopped onto them.
I wonder if it means I'm slightly twisted that they really don't bother me that much, or if it just means the internet has rather desensitized me.
Well... two of them I find disgusting, but not enough to unhinge me. Anyways... I'm going to go pet my cat now, because she is fuzzy.

[Sord]

I would assume they are now lacking the pictures for me to see?

[TheOneHero]

I don't even know why you go into PSU General, it's filled with idiots, perverts, and lots of PM molestation. :wacko:

Oh geeze, I just realized, it's a lot like FanFiction.net :disapprove:

[MaximusLight]

Not funny, but will fill you with warm fuzzies.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3U0udLH974

lol silly cats are making their brid calling meow, XD

(kitties... :3)

[astuarlen]

I don't even know why you go into PSU General, it's filled with idiots, perverts, and lots of PM molestation. :wacko:

Oh geeze, I just realized, it's a lot like FanFiction.net :disapprove:

Oh, I only went to find the sickening pictures. It was for SCIENCE!

[Tessu]

Aw, I missed the sickening pictures. Which really is good for me, because I'm very squeamish.
But I'm curious now...

[MaximusLight]

Aw, I missed the sickening pictures. Which really is good for me, because I'm very squeamish.
But I'm curious now...

It's for the better believe me.

[Kylie]

Check out the latest in the PSU screenshot thread.

The finger-worms are a classic.
:lol:

I miss all the good stuff. :-(

[Nitro Vordex]

The cats looked like they were having a conversation.

I should put subtitles. ;3

[Sord]

The cats looked like they were having a conversation.

I should put subtitles. ;3

THAT'S THE POINT. Also, subtitles have been done. Many things were done actually, it was a short lived meme. My friends are fans of the screaming ones.

[MaximusLight]

:lol:

I miss all the good stuff. :-(

No it was litterally human hands with worms coming out of them.

[SpikeOtacon]

No it was litterally human hands with worms coming out of them.

Don't forget the thing in the bathtub.

[astuarlen]

Ah, but you must take your reading of the work beyond surface appearances, Mr. Light.
Consider context: such an image or object in a museum or gallery is a work of art; in this instance, the unexpected juxtaposition of photographic shock-imagery with simplified forms drawn from video game renderings opens up other readings and experiences of the work.

[Sord]

and I supposed no one saved the damn things ;/

[Tessu]

I was actually hoping that too.

[astuarlen]

No, no, you're not hoping that.
I bet if you just google "disgusting pictures" you'll find some!

[Sord]

I'm only interested in the ones that debuted here

[astuarlen]

Originality is not an oft-seen quality in individuals of this caliber.

Maybe we shouldn't be talking about this, though, considering the prohibition on discussing deleted threads?

[SpikeOtacon]

and I supposed no one saved the damn things ;/

I am sorry, sord. Not even my Cache saved them.

[Retniwreven]

Unfortunately no. I could easily get ahold of the Lamprey-mouths-shopped-onto-fingers-to-look-freaky one, but it's just not that disturbing if you know it's a lie.

[Tessu]

Nonsense. Hearing the ingredients of the cake disturbed me long after I found out it was a lie.

[Nitro Vordex]

It's just flour and some other things...

Right? *gulp*

[Tessu]

-ahem-

one 18.25 ounce chocolate cake mix
one can prepared coconut pecan frosting
3/4 cup vegetable oil
4 large eggs
one cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
3/4 cup butter or margarine
1 2/3 cup granulated sugar
2 cups all purpose flower
don't forget garnishes such as:
fish shaped crackers
fish shaped candies
fish shaped solid waste
fish shaped dirt
fish shaped Ethel benzine
pull n' peel licorice
fish shaped volatile organic compounds
and sediment shaped sediment
candy coated peanut butter pieces; shaped like fish
one cup lemon juice
alpha resins
unsaturated polyester resin
fiberglass surface resins
volatile malted milk impoundments
9 large egg yolks
12 medium geosynthetic membranes
one cup granulated sugar
an entry called: "How To Kill Someone With Your Bare-Hands"
2 cups rhubarb; sliced
2/3 granulated rhubarb
1 Tbsp all-purpose rhubarb
1 tsp grated orange rhubarb
3 Tbsp rhubarb; on fire
1 Large rhubarb
1 cross Bohr hole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb
2 Tbsp rhubarb juice
adjustable aluminum head positioned
slaughter electric needle injector
cordless electric needle injector
injector needle driver
injector needle gun
cranial caps
and it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and oder control chemical's that will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.

[astuarlen]

GLaDOS stole that from my grandmother. Shame!

[Tessu]

No wonder you're so...

Nevermind. :wacko:

[astuarlen]

No, see, that's not playing fair. By leaving out the main thrust of your comment, you leave all the work to the reader, who, of course, must fill it the blanks however they please. That's like writing a song with the lyrics "fill in profound observation on the human condition here". Tsk.

[Tessu]

But it was sarcastic and rather pointless, and not really worthy of finishing. I mean, I'm sure tomorrow morning the reader will have forgotten I ever started the statement.

[astuarlen]

Quitter. I finish all my sarcastic and rather pointless statements, worthy or not. My parents raised me with a strong work ethic.

[Tessu]

I didn't even finish thinking through the statement, though. Here, let's just go with:

No wonder you're so talented, lovely and pushy. :wacko:

[Nitro Vordex]

-ahem-

one 18.25 ounce chocolate cake mix
one can prepared coconut pecan frosting
3/4 cup vegetable oil
4 large eggs
one cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
3/4 cup butter or margarine
1 2/3 cup granulated sugar
2 cups all purpose flower
don't forget garnishes such as:
fish shaped crackers
fish shaped candies
fish shaped solid waste
fish shaped dirt
fish shaped Ethel benzine
pull n' peel licorice
fish shaped volatile organic compounds
and sediment shaped sediment
candy coated peanut butter pieces; shaped like fish
one cup lemon juice
alpha resins
unsaturated polyester resin
fiberglass surface resins
volatile malted milk impoundments
9 large egg yolks
12 medium geosynthetic membranes
one cup granulated sugar
an entry called: "How To Kill Someone With Your Bare-Hands"
2 cups rhubarb; sliced
2/3 granulated rhubarb
1 Tbsp all-purpose rhubarb
1 tsp grated orange rhubarb
3 Tbsp rhubarb; on fire
1 Large rhubarb
1 cross Bohr hole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb
2 Tbsp rhubarb juice
adjustable aluminum head positioned
slaughter electric needle injector
cordless electric needle injector
injector needle driver
injector needle gun
cranial caps
and it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and oder control chemical's that will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.

*Dies a little inside*
Do want.

[astuarlen]

Well done, Tessu. Finishing a marathon in 63 hours is better than not finishing at all.