FKL Answering Machine

[TalHex]

Hello this is the kitsune residence, I'm too busy right now to come to the phone because i'm out recruiting humans for my army of kitsune. I'll be back later so leave a message at the tone... BEEP!

[Tessu]

Hi, this is Tessu. Recognize the number? No? Remember that rage incident? You broke my fucking phone. Don't call me back. And quit sending me mojos in the mailbox.

[TheOneHero]

Hello, this is Ninja TOH, you just lost the game.

[Weeaboolits]

We're sorry, the number you have dialed has crashed into a planet, please make a note of it.

[TalHex]

Tara: hello... Tal? yeah we're sort of... you know... out of saké...
Sasha: PARTY! PARTY! PARTY!
Tara: yeah send some more... asap...
Sasha: PAR- *beep*

[Randomness]

You know, your base would be more secure if there wasn't a bomb in i-*beep*

[Tact]

Hi, Tact here! Just let me know who you are, why you called, and how I can get back to you. Please start at the beep! *meow* Aw, dammit! I didn't want to do that! *meow* Grrr...just...just leave a message! *beep*

[TalHex]

hey tact? yeah this is tal, tara and sasha have been buging me again about sake and i'm clean out... they are getting kind of restless, could i borrow a keg of SACRIFICE? oh god they're acting up again! save your sel- *beep*

[Weeaboolits]

This is an answering machine, you leave messages on it.

[Tact]

hey tact? yeah this is tal, tara and sasha have been buging me again about sake and i'm clean out... they are getting kind of restless, could i borrow a keg of SACRIFICE? oh god they're acting up again! save your sel- *beep*

Um, hey, Talon. Perhaps you could be a bit nicer. I'm sure the girls aren't that bad when they're deprived of alcohol. Besides, harassment builds character! :wacko: *click*

[Randomness]

hey tact? yeah this is tal, tara and sasha have been buging me again about sake and i'm clean out... they are getting kind of restless, could i borrow a keg of SACRIFICE? oh god they're acting up again! save your sel- *beep*

I'll come over and bring a camera. And another female kitsune body to shove you into once they kill you.

[TalHex]

hello? tact? this is tara, talon won't be calling back any time soon... with in the next month... or two... if you could send the sake that would be great *beep*

[pikachief]

Ah yes, this would be Pikachief. Ah but alas I am not able to answer the phone, but I do hear u liek mudkipz

[Tact]

hello? tact? this is tara, talon won't be calling back any time soon... with in the next month... or two... if you could send the sake that would be great *beep*

Oookay, then. What the heck did you do to him? Are any of his bones broken? Is he even alive? *click*

[Wyndham]

this is Wyndham at FKL, and- SHUT UP CHUCK NORRIS! *beep*

[Out_Kast]

Oh, sorry. You must have the wrong number!
Hey, hang on a second. I don't remember leaving a phone number... ¬.¬''

[pikachief]

I Out_Kast just calling to ask if u liek..... wait..... this guy with the knive tells me i have the wrong number im sorry. *click*

[Randomness]

Hello, I'm calling to say there is a large alchohol shipment currently available for the low price of one Talon.

[TalHex]

hello? is this thing on? yeah random i'm calling about canceling the shipment... seeing how dangerous tara and sasha get when under the influence i've put them in rehab... seems like they tore down the left wing of the castle in their search for sake... damn this is going to be a pain to rebuild...

[Out_Kast]

I Out_Kast just calling to ask if u liek..... wait..... this guy with the knive tells me i have the wrong number im sorry. *click*

Yes. That would be me.

[Nitro Vordex]

"...and naturally, I forgot who I just called. *sigh*" *Click*

[Sord]

GTFO of my voicemail. I never listen to the damn things.

or...

Please leave your name, phone-number, social-security number, credit card number, and address and I might get back to you.

[Nai_Calus]

"Hi, this is Ian, your friendly neighbourhood god of dice and pansy hippie tree-hugging elf. I don't talk to mortals on the phone, so don't bother leaving a message. If you need something I can help you with badly enough, try praying to me and I might answer you."

[Sord]

"Hi, this is Ian, your friendly neighbourhood god of dice and pansy hippie tree-hugging elf. I don't talk to mortals on the phone, so don't bother leaving a message. If you need something I can help you with badly enough, try praying to me and I might answer you."

the casino down the road is giving out your number, expect incoming prayige

[Nai_Calus]

Yeah, getting lots of that. "Oh great Ian, god of dice, help me roll a seven." Eh, what can you do. The nice ones I help, the ones who are evil, bad people I don't.

...The evil, bad people greatly outnumber the nice ones. :<

[Randomness]

Hi, just calling to say I'm still taking notes. Bye.