Tutorial: How to make soup from a cube

[TalHex]

Tutorial: How to make soup from a cube - Today, 12:30 AM
Step 1: heat water in coffee mug for 2 minutes using a microwave
Step 2: rummage through pantry looking for cube of soup broth, be sure to use exotic swear words
Step 3: remove tinfoil wrapper from cube
Step 4: carefully drop cube into boiling water, get burned by the splash of water dispite your best efforts
Step 5: stir water with cube till it becomes a soup
Step 6: forget to wait for soup to cool and burn mouth on soup, yelp like an animal
Step 7: wait for soup to cool and enjoy

Soup of the future! lulz!

[Nai_Calus]

I am astonished by your methods.

[TalHex]

yes... cubed soup is an amazing thing is it not? hmm if i put markings on it i could change the title to Tutorial: How to make soup from a d6

[Nai_Calus]

Mmm, dice soup. I have an awesome recipie for that, but nobody here but me could eat it without dying.

I'm sure you're well aware of the dangers of eating dice. <_>

[TalHex]

nobody could eat it without dying physically, as good as dice soup might be its not worth wasting yet another gigai over

[Nai_Calus]

Well, I can eat it without dying, but, yeah, dice god.

[Sord]

Nonsense, you could eat dice soup, you just have to have a stomach and intestines made of steel that can also handle the acid you wash down after your meal to dissolve the dice. Happy diarrhea btw.

:wacko:

[Tessu]

Soup from a cube? Fruck that!

http://a2.vox.com/6a00cd97267a794cd500f48cdd262a0003-500pi
Ice cream out of spheres, bitches.

[astuarlen]

Dippin' Dots are the dessert of the future.

[Tact]

I remember eating those. I loved the vanilla.

The guy who abolished it as a flavor needs to go die. :disapprove:

[astuarlen]

I think you are mistaken (http://www.dippindots.com/ice-cream-cups/ice-cream/vanilla), good sir.
I've only had dippin' dots once, but I would definitely repeat the experience.

[Tessu]

Every year we would go to Wild Waves, and there was a stand that sold them there. They are delicious and fun to eat. We would sometimes go to Wild Waves just to eat Dippin' Dots.

This year I plan to go back. I'll bring some for you guys.

[astuarlen]

Very kind of you, madam.

[Nitro Vordex]

I'm sure you're well aware of the dangers of eating dice. <_>
Sord showed that explicitly. :wacko:

[Larian]

Can it be a fugly cube!!?

And in other news...I love dippin' dots...Until just a few years ago the only place I knew where to get it was Indiana Beach...But now there is one in my local mall! =D Cookies n Cream FTW!! =D

[Nitro Vordex]

I hate them when they're hard as a rock though. T_T

[Tessu]

I hate them when they're hard as a rock though. T_T

At Wild Waves, we would buy 'em on really sunny days, then leave them to melt while we went off and did something fun.
Then when we came back, they weren't totally melted but really soft and easy on your mouth. n.n

[Mixfortune]

Oh god banana split cake.
Wait, Wild Waves? Federal Way Wild Waves?

[Sgt_Shligger]

Canned soup is simpler then cube soup.

[TalHex]

except that canned soup is a liquid while cubed soup is a solid... and a cube...

[Larian]

I still vote for fugly cube soup!! =D

[TalHex]

if you make soup from a fugly cube you make fugly soup, fugly soup is like fugly milk, not something you want to ingest... but if you insist on eating the fugly soup be my guest...

ph34r th3 fug1y cub3!

[Nai_Calus]

Even my vast intellect can't comprehend this thread anymore.

[TalHex]

i'm surprised that you've been able to comprehend this long...th3 ph34r of th3 cub3, it breaks your mind d00d...

[Nai_Calus]

Well, I am a god. But even we have our limits.

[TalHex]

stop trying, it makes the pain go away... even i don't fully understand myself...

[Solstis]

I think you're supposed to add something else to the chicken broth. Melt the cube in a saucepan instead and add some veggies. Maybe some of that tiny pasta too.

Erm, add some freshly chopped garlic too.

[TalHex]

*facepalm* you just put the cube in boiling water, if your going to be a communist and add vegetables then you cook saute them and put them in the soup after its done

[Solstis]

*facepalm* you just put the cube in boiling water, if your going to be a communist and add vegetables then you cook saute them and put them in the soup after its done

You don't have to do that to the veggies at all. I never do when I make curry. I just drop them in the pot. Pan-sauteeeeeing them first just makes them all limp and scraggly when you add them. Bunch of extra oil you don't need, as well.

[TalHex]

personally i prefer saute mushrooms but i'm not really very good at cooking... i want to learn but i'm kind of a klutz and more then a little impatient when it comes to cooking...

[astuarlen]

personally i prefer saute mushrooms but i'm not really very good at cooking... i want to learn but i'm kind of a klutz and more then a little impatient when it comes to cooking...

Thus restating the first post of the thread...

[Nitro Vordex]

I love cooking.

Yep.

[Sgt_Shligger]

except that canned soup is a liquid while cubed soup is a solid... and a cube...

There's nothing fucking simpler then pouring a can of soup into a pot and heating it. No water to boil. No packages to open. You just open a can and dump it in.

[Nitro Vordex]

god forbid you have to open a can/push buttons on the microwave. :roll:

[Sgt_Shligger]

Fuck microwaves. If I wanted to eat undercooked shit due to laziness, I'd eat undercooked shit due to laziness. If I wanted to take an extra 5 minutes of waiting, not cooking, time, I'd make a can of soup. It's incredibly simple and it tastes better. Shit, you can buy fucking broth in a CAN. Why would you want a fucking cube?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e364/sgtshligger/TREX.png

[Solstis]

It's easier to keep several broth cubes than several cans/packages of Swanson/whatever broth.

[Tessu]

Oh god banana split cake.
Wait, Wild Waves? Federal Way Wild Waves?

Yeah, that. You live around here?

[Sgt_Shligger]

It's easier to keep several broth cubes than several cans/packages of Swanson/whatever broth.

But how is it an improvement if the can still tastes better.

[astuarlen]

But how is it an improvement if the can still tastes better.

Only a goat would say a can tastes better.
Something you want to tell us, Shligger?

[Sgt_Shligger]

Only a goat would say a can tastes better.
Something you want to tell us, Shligger?

Matter of fact, there is. But you tell me this: is there something wrong with goats?

[TalHex]

i saw goat curry at the indian restaurant

[astuarlen]

Matter of fact, there is. But you tell me this: is there something wrong with goats?

Ask el Chupacabra.

[Sgt_Shligger]

Ask el Chupacabra.

He's a jerk. I'm not talking to him anymore so you'll have to ask for me but if he wants to know who asked don't tell him it was me.

[astuarlen]

I'll tell the goat sucker the goat did not say "go suck on a lemon". Or something.
Have an old song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFLihlCOXjQ

[Sord]

He's a jerk. I'm not talking to him anymore so you'll have to ask for me but if he wants to know who asked don't tell him it was me.

how dare you insult my mother you disgusting pile of shit >:U

:wacko:

[TalHex]

your mother eats goats?

[Mixfortune]

Yeah, that. You live around here?

I live in Redmond at the moment, but I had some years in the Tacoma/Puyallup area as well.
Don't they have 5th grade end of the year events out there or something? I seem to recall having a trip like that once. Maybe it was 8th grade, hell if I can remember.