The struggle of Fred the Cat

[Toadthroat]

A cat's amazing struggle with the harsh realities of life. (http://www.catenema.com/cat.html)

[Shadowpawn]

? !

[Solstis]

Worth every moment of reading.

Still, I have suffered worse cat-butt related incidences.

[TalHex]

this lacks both l33t and cubes... i am quite lost here...

[Anduril]

Ew... Another reason I am glad I don't have a pet.

[Toadthroat]

L33t speak has to be the most outdated internet fad in the history of internet fads and you're still talking about it.
I'd rather you bring up "OVER 9000" or "SPARTAAAAA" than this. At least those happened THIS FUCKING DECADE.

[TalHex]

and yet here i am bringing it up anyways

[VanHalen]

Ending was pretty sad. Great story though.

[Retniwreven]

My cat seems to enjoy farting at me.
I don't know why.

[pikachief]

L33t speak has to be the most outdated internet fad in the history of internet fads and you're still talking about it.
I'd rather you bring up "OVER 9000" or "SPARTAAAAA" than this. At least those happened THIS FUCKING DECADE.

So i herd u liek mudkipz

[TalHex]

*spinning a leek and signing nonsense words*

[Solstis]

*spinning a leek and signing nonsense words*

It's a finnish folk song. I think it was Finnish, anyway. Ask ronincooper.

[Nitro Vordex]

Never gonna give you up, never gonna lose the gaame~.

[TalHex]

"Loituma Girl (also known as Leekspin) is a Flash animation set to a gibberish section of the traditional Finnish folk song "Ievan Polkka" (sometimes misspelled Levan Polka) sung by the Finnish quartet Loituma, taken from their 1995 debut album Things of Beauty."

i was half right, a section of the song is gibberish (quote from wikipedia, cuz i'm too damn lazy to do my own research)

edit: damnit nitro! i lost the game! thanks a lot

[astuarlen]

Fred was oily and furious.

One of the best things I've read online in hours. This was probably my favorite line--quite vivid yet succinct.

[Solstis]

Ugh.

tl:dr

GULLIVER'S GALLOPING GALOSHES!

[astuarlen]

tl:dr

GULLIVER'S GALLOPING GALOSHES!

Millicent's motoring mud-waiders?

Don't Ugg me, sir. It is not gentlemanly.

[Solstis]

I shall then accord you my scorn. From a polite and dignified distance, of course.

[astuarlen]

Go ahead, make my day from far away. I would scorn your accord, anyway, especially if I'd just scored an acorn.

[Solstis]

Go ahead, make my day from far away. I would scorn your accord, anyway, especially if I'd just scored an acorn.

An acorn carries the burden of life within. You, on the other hand, carry a burden far more pompous and wearisome.

I tire of this exercise. I shall retire to bed and shall give the matter no further thought. Hah!

[Nitro Vordex]

.__.;

[astuarlen]

An acorn carries the burden of life within. You, on the other hand, carry a burden far more pompous and wearisome.

I tire of this exercise. I shall retire to bed and shall give the matter no further thought. Hah!

:cry:

Yes, yes, my mushy-minded friend, flee back to the womb of sleep like a maggot to its putrid flesh-mother. But, O, dread the morn! Fear the sun's ascent, for it is a Deathstar which rises 'pon your final day.

Also: ::::E

[Nitro Vordex]

You people are weird. >_>

[Mixfortune]

Well, it can only be you, them, or us. And it most certainly cannot be both.

[Nitro Vordex]

I miss your old avy Mix.

Though, that one seems to fit for some reason.

[Mixfortune]

This one's one older than my older one's one, actually.

[Nitro Vordex]

Still fits. :>

As for mine, it makes me want to find C.A.R.D. :)

[Sgt_Shligger]

and yet here i am bringing it up anyways

As in the joke is not funny and is very annoying nowadays. Leetspeak was made to sidetrack those who tried to stop piracy and keycracks and all that. As a kiddy example, one would've searched pr0n instead of porn to avoid detection. How this developed into a joke is left to guess but it can be affirmed it's no longer amusing, so quit it.