behold the otaku! *obligatory nya~*

[TalHex]

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p298/fauket/motivational%20posters/Otaku.jpg

[Weeaboolits]

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w8/Ronin_Cooper/Animu/Genshiken/Genshiken_-_manga_panel.png

[Nitro Vordex]

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p298/fauket/motivational%20posters/Otaku.jpg

That picture is obviously fake; the hell kind of otaku knows about cars?

[TalHex]

genshiken!

[TheOneHero]

Talon, you best make sure there aren't any boobies in the pic! :wacko:

[TalHex]

your kidding right... i have to check that entire pic for boobs? *sweat drop*

[TheOneHero]

If you don't check, you'll get BANNINATED!!

[OKO]

HOW THE HELL DO YOU MOVE AROUND THAT ROOM.

[TalHex]

i'd like to wish the mod that wants me banned good luck in the hunt for boobies, cuz it will take them the better part of a year... ph34r the otaku!

[TheOneHero]

HOW THE HELL DO YOU MOVE AROUND THAT ROOM.

The same way you move around any Japanese Store.

Piss people off.

[Weeaboolits]

That picture is obviously fake; the hell kind of otaku knows about cars?Gran Turismo.

[TalHex]

HOW THE HELL DO YOU MOVE AROUND THAT ROOM.

you don't, its like a shrine... to anime

[Nitro Vordex]

Gran Turismo.

Oh, heh. ^^;

[Airalean]

http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll223/BrittyBirdie/__katamari__otaku_planet___by_sudor.jpg[/spoiler-box]

[s] Close enough. :disapprove:

[TalHex]

lol cloud's sword goes right through inuyasha's back

[OKO]

It's a shame all of that is going to burn into a kajillion some odd farenheit to turn into a star.

[Mixfortune]

The same way you move around any Japanese Store.


The best is the Disney Store. It's awesome how that place is so much more packed than in the States.

[Sord]

Otaku's aren't born, it's a symptom caused by parasitic life form that feed on their hosts and alter their chemicals to change their feelings, driving them to seclude themselves in small places with comfortable and familiar things, so they leave the house as little as possible and never enter the hostile world and reality, thereby preventing their host from the potential hazards of the outdoors wilst it feeds off of the host. During what little contact with "friends" the "otaku" has, or even people they might come across when making short trips to hobby and ramen shops, the parasitic life form will eject a spore via the otaku's bad breath, possibly contaminating nearby people and turning them into an Otaku over time as the spore settles little parasite eggs into the person.

The parasite was first developed by a person known only as Annie-may, who secretly runs the Japanese animated media, created after she took over the paper market (aka manga) selling it's products to otaku's to keep them comfy and secluded, with empty wallets. Anime festivals are considered prime breeding grounds for the parasites, as it's the one time otaku's come out of their hovels and mingle with people who may only be mildy interested in Annie-may's products, but once infected are driven to the obsession of a lowly otaku and feeding the japanese media corporation with money.

So, in a nut shell, the "otaku" is in fact a side effect of a media corporation parasite created by "Annie-may."

[OKO]

As much as I like my space, visiting Japan would be cool...

Being the fat, cheeseburger inhaling, beer swilling american that I am ceases me from actually wanting to live anywhere near that place.

[Nitro Vordex]

...now I want a cheeseburger.

Dammit Tystys.

[OKO]

We have a place around here called Chee Burger Chee Burger...obviously from that odd SNL skit from long ago apparently...

They sell burgers by like...the pound...:O

[TalHex]

As much as I like my space, visiting Japan would be cool...

Being the fat, cheeseburger inhaling, beer swilling american that I am ceases me from actually wanting to live anywhere near that place.

megatokyo has taught me that they have b33r vending machines in Tokyo

[Weeaboolits]

Otaku's aren't born, it's a symptom caused by parasitic life form that feed on their hosts and alter their chemicals to change their feelings, driving them to seclude themselves in small places with comfortable and familiar things, so they leave the house as little as possible and never enter the hostile world and reality, thereby preventing their host from the potential hazards of the outdoors wilst it feeds off of the host. During what little contact with "friends" the "otaku" has, or even people they might come across when making short trips to hobby and ramen shops, the parasitic life form will eject a spore via the otaku's bad breath, possibly contaminating nearby people and turning them into an Otaku over time as the spore settles little parasite eggs into the person.

The parasite was first developed by a person known only as Annie-may, who secretly runs the Japanese animated media, created after she took over the paper market (aka manga) selling it's products to otaku's to keep them comfy and secluded, with empty wallets. Anime festivals are considered prime breeding grounds for the parasites, as it's the one time otaku's come out of their hovels and mingle with people who may only be mildy interested in Annie-may's products, but once infected are driven to the obsession of a lowly otaku and feeding the japanese media corporation with money.

So, in a nut shell, the "otaku" is in fact a side effect of a media corporation parasite created by "Annie-may."I expect it will mutate into a (mostly) harmless form that feeds on rubber at some point.

[OKO]

Well, there hasn't been a whole lot of money going into researching the phenomenon, so we'll just have to wait and see.

[Sord]

I expect it will mutate into a (mostly) harmless form that feeds on rubber at some point.

Nah, this is no andromeda strain (by the way the movie looks god awful, and clearly nothing like the book.)

[Weeaboolits]

I've never seen the movie, I liked the book, though.

[OKO]

ANDROMEDA STRAIN?! WHAT'S DAT?!

[CrimsomWolf]

Watch Lucky Star anime. It's epic... in some ways.

[Nitro Vordex]

Watch Lucky Star anime. It's epic... in some ways.

Because loli's are truly epic.


Sorry, couldn't pass that up.

Self :disapprove: time.

[CrimsomWolf]

Quite true.

[TalHex]

Nah, this is no andromeda strain (by the way the movie looks god awful, and clearly nothing like the book.)

the book was really good ^.^, anyways you forgot to mention that the otaku parasite can spread through the internet via sites such as youtube and veoh

[OKO]

Because loli's are truly epic.


Sorry, couldn't pass that up.

Self :disapprove: time.

Gee, you're just a big screw up today!

[CrimsomWolf]

http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/6457/luckystargirlszj0.jpg


It's Loli Sugary-love time!!!!!!
*Squeak!!!!*


*errhmmm, I couldn't restrain myself*

[OKO]

GAAAH MAH EYEZ

[Mixfortune]

Nothing phallic with that one!

[Weeaboolits]

ANDROMEDA STRAIN?! WHAT'S DAT?!lrn2crichton

[Sord]

I've never seen the movie, I liked the book, though.
my bad, it's a miniseries. anyways, looks more like a horror show than a series of scenes in a lab
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Iu3YZrvL38


Nothing phallic with that one!
so i wasn't the only one then

[HUnewearl_Meira]

lol cloud's sword goes right through inuyasha's back
It has a pile of dookie right next to it, too.


by the way the movie looks god awful, and clearly nothing like the book.
If you're referring to the Hitchhiker's Guide, the movie bears about as much resemblance to the book as the book bears to the BBC mini-series that came before it, and likewise, the BBC mini-series to the radio play that came before that. Douglas Adams specifically did not want any two versions of the story to be the same. As for the quality of the movie, I believe it would have been done better, had Douglas Adams still been alive to provide his input, but there are a number of new gags incorporated into it that are really quite impressive. There is a joke regarding the Vogon home world that has multiple qualities of humor, and the means by which Marvin is used to commit Deus Ex Machina is simply genius.

It may not be the best version of the Hitchhiker's Guide, but I sure as hell wouldn't discount it on the grounds of it not resembling the book; and as well, the creator's response to that instinct could possibly involve his hand, your head and a great deal of momentum.

[Sord]

If you're referring to the Hitchhiker's Guide, the movie bears about as much resemblance to the book as the book bears to the BBC mini-series that came before it, and likewise, the BBC mini-series to the radio play that came before that. Douglas Adams specifically did not want any two versions of the story to be the same. As for the quality of the movie, I believe it would have been done better, had Douglas Adams still been alive to provide his input, but there are a number of new gags incorporated into it that are really quite impressive. There is a joke regarding the Vogon home world that has multiple qualities of humor, and the means by which Marvin is used to commit Deus Ex Machina is simply genius.

It may not be the best version of the Hitchhiker's Guide, but I sure as hell wouldn't discount it on the grounds of it not resembling the book; and as well, the creator's response to that instinct could possibly involve his hand, your head and a great deal of momentum.

whaaaa... this has nothing to do with the Hitchhiker's Guide, this is about the Andromeda Strain

[CrimsomWolf]

my bad, it's a miniseries. anyways, looks more like a horror show than a series of scenes in a lab http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Iu3YZrvL38


so i wasn't the only one then


It was Originally a movie from 1971 based on the book of the same name published in 1969.

[Nitro Vordex]

[IMG]http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/6457/luckystargirlszj0.jpg[IMG]


It's Loli Sugary-love time!!!!!!
*Squeak!!!!*


*errhmmm, I couldn't restrain myself*

Crimsom...

God, now I'm freaking tainted. *goes to curl up in a corner*

[TalHex]

Crimsom...

God, now I'm freaking tainted. *goes to curl up in a corner*

the otaku parasite claims another victim! medic! *sasha wheels nitro away on a stretcher*

[Sord]

It was Originally a movie from 1971 based on the book of the same name published in 1969.I know, but i meant the TV mini-series, I've personally never seen the movie.

[TalHex]

sord syndrome strikes again!

[Weeaboolits]

whaaaa... this has nothing to do with the Hitchhiker's Guide, this is about the Andromeda StrainI think the point was "different doesn't necessarily mean bad".

[CrimsomWolf]

Crimsom...

God, now I'm freaking tainted. *goes to curl up in a corner*


http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc115/haseoburstdemon/Code%20Geass%20Lelouch%20of%20the%20%20Rebellion/evil-grin.jpg

Inset very evil laugh here.


I have you know....

[TalHex]

i know your weakness crimson wolf! fan recolors!

[CrimsomWolf]

Oh, rly?

[Sord]

I think the point was "different doesn't necessarily mean bad".

If they turn it into a horror series, then it will be bad in my book. Sure their are others who might like it, but this is the internet, not many of us place other's opinions over our own here. <_>

[TalHex]

and fanfictions!

[Sord]

his weekness is exams

[OKO]

If they turn it into a horror series, then it will be bad in my book. Sure their are others who might like it, but this is the internet, not many of us place other's opinions over our own here. <_>

awww...

[CrimsomWolf]

his weekness is exams



NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TalHex]

*pulls out the Exam launcher EX9001 (trademark)* surrender!

[CrimsomWolf]

NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i69/Kerfirou/1172197887053mb1.gif

[Nitro Vordex]

*throws craptastic recolor at Crimsom*
http://www.freewebs.com/pics-fer-stuff/Digextreme.gif

[TalHex]

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r168/talonshadowfox/largoavy.gif
OH SHI-

[CrimsomWolf]

*evades*

You asked for it


LOLI STRIKE!!!!

http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk241/xz12z/90_24658_fb43f56709819b2.jpg

[TalHex]

[spoiler-box]
http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r168/talonshadowfox/megatokyoexplosion.png
gray-scale explosion! run!
[/spoiler-box]

[Nitro Vordex]

Evade this.

*Slams staff on ground to make EMP the size of Canada*

[CrimsomWolf]

It's EMP shielded.


And now....


Loli Barrage!!!
http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii227/emo_boi08/friend_hug.jpg
http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/MatthewWhite150/lucky-star-maids.jpg
http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh1/VocaloidMiku/Lolis/80f6d2e87744dc609fe6ba43de4e3435.jpg
http://i321.photobucket.com/albums/nn362/imdeathsakurayamato/lucky%20star/th327.png

FIRREEE!!!!!!!!
http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh307/NosferatuJ/nuclear-explosion.jpg

[TalHex]

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r168/talonshadowfox/ani-edgeworth-document.gif
do you have a permit for that EMP?

[Randomness]

*drops nuclear EMP device*

[TalHex]

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r168/talonshadowfox/externalimplosion19ux.jpg

[Nitro Vordex]

http://img457.imageshack.us/img457/6272/11370403627305bv.gif
Of course I have a permit for it, the hell makes you think I'd just fire EMPS for no reason?

[TalHex]

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r168/talonshadowfox/ani-edgeworth-waiting.gif
lets see this permit then

[Nitro Vordex]

http://www.freewebs.com/shojo-bat/ani-phoenix-thoughtful.gif
Wait a minute, who the hell are you? And why should I show you it?

[Sord]

*drops nuclear EMP device*

1. nuclear bombs are banned
2. you don't make an EMP fucking nuclear

[CrimsomWolf]

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c394/_Spades_/backstab.gif


Remeber: Don't fight fair. Fight like evil overlord.

[TalHex]

http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii196/Ryukai_San/Emotes/edgeworth-damage.gif
what do you mean who am i? i am the attorney for the department of explosives. i require permits for all explosions, implosions, asplosions, and EMPs

[Nitro Vordex]

http://www.court-records.net/animation/phoenix-sweating(b).gif
You look more like you should be in a modeling studio.

[TalHex]

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z245/Chrome_Homura/edgeworth.gif
wh-what does that have to do with anything *eye-twitch* do you have a permit or not?

[CrimsomWolf]

I love courtroom placed criminal drama, ne Tenshi?

*nod,nod*

[Nitro Vordex]

http://www.court-records.net/animation/phoenix-coffeed(a).gif
Fine, I'll get it, just a second.

*walks away, then comes back*

http://www.court-records.net/animation/phoenix-document(b).gif
Right here. Check it out.

I think we should request a seperate topic for this. :wacko: FKL Wrong, Not Quite Lawful

[TalHex]

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r168/talonshadowfox/ani-edgeworth-document.gif
hmm... well this appears to be an official permit...
http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa300/Suzsicle/MilesE1.gif
its rather unfortunate though... you see this is a permit for an asplosion not a EMP

[Nitro Vordex]

http://www.court-records.net/animation/phoenix-ohshit.gif
Oh shit! I thought it covered EMP's! That's what the guy said!

[CrimsomWolf]

Never buy permits from Russians man...

[TalHex]

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r168/talonshadowfox/ani-edgeworth-waiting.gif
Did he now? its pity, this permit clearly states, good for one asplosion, it says nothing about EMPs

[Nitro Vordex]

http://www.court-records.net/animation/phoenix-normal(b).gif
Oh, I just remembered! I did get a seperate one! I shall return!

*Walks off again*

[TalHex]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a311/pentharis/Phoenix%20Wright/edgeworth-bow.gif
i bid thee ado... with this three frame bowing motion

[CrimsomWolf]

*Tenshi* claps

[Nitro Vordex]

that was kewl. :wacko:

[CrimsomWolf]

*nods too*

[TalHex]

indeed