FKL P4WN $H0P

[Wyndham]

welcome to the FKL P4WN $H0P.
we have stuff you can buy, we buy your valuables for a horribly low amount and jack up the price to make money.

[Out_Kast]

How much for...
*points at Wyndham*

[Wyndham]

I am not for sale. do you think I'm some kind of prostitute??

[Out_Kast]

Not at all (:
Merely wondering.

[Wyndham]

okie dokie.

[SpikeOtacon]

How much will you give me for this topic (http://www.pso-world.com/forums/showthread.php?t=145975)?

[Wyndham]

that topic has bee repossessed by a corrupt government run by nuclear robotic platypuses. you'll have to talk to them.

[Tact]

Hey, how much for that guy? *points at OutKast* :wacko:

[Wyndham]

I am not selling slaves. i suggest you brainwash him with a chainsaw.

[Out_Kast]

Either way...
How much do you reckon I'd get if I sold myself to the $H0P?

[SpikeOtacon]

that topic has bee repossessed by a corrupt government run by nuclear robotic platypuses. you'll have to talk to them.

Aw dang it. Well how about a half ton of stripped copper wire?

[Wyndham]

if you sold yourself, everythng you own would be owned by the customer, defeating the purpose.

[Out_Kast]

Oh well.
*sits in corner and hangs 'for sale' sign over head*

[TalHex]

how much would i get for selling randomness?

[Wyndham]

you would get more if it was in comic form.

[TalHex]

you mean i can change randomness into a comic? why ddn't i think of that!

[Chuck_Norris]

How much can I get for Bob's Hoolaballu?

[Wyndham]

sadly, there is a comic called randomness at bob and george.

[Wyndham]

How much can I get for Bob's Hoolaballu?

a rat on a stick.

[Chuck_Norris]

a rat on a stick.

Pfft! It's worth at least a pig and a half on a stick! I will take my business elsewhere. Thank you, Sir! *Storms off*

[Tact]

a rat on a stick.

*ears perk up* Is it a rat-flail?

[Wyndham]

you know it!

[TalHex]

personally, i'm partial to the rat morning star

[Wyndham]

that would actually be a rat flail with thumb tacks glued to the skin.

[TalHex]

exactly!

[Randomness]

How much for a life-size stuffed kitsune?

[Chuck_Norris]

*Comes back with a fake mustache* Yes, hello. I'd like to sell my pet dog. what can I get for it?

[TalHex]

how much can i get for a divided by zero?

[Wyndham]

*Comes back with a fake mustache* Yes, hello. I'd like to sell my pet dog. what can I get for it?

you can get a 10$ gift card to the new health food store "vegetables n low fat horrible tasting frozen rice treats"

[Chuck_Norris]

you can get a 10$ gift card to the new health food store "vegetables n low fat horrible tasting frozen rice treats"

Eeeh, I suppose I could get something from astuarlen with it. Very well. *Puts shaven angry Jack Russle on table*

[Wyndham]

I now have a pet for sale. here is your gift card.

[TalHex]

do you sell "make your own android chick with BFG" kits?

[Wyndham]

i do have a kit for making female robots out of pudding, koolaid, a box and electronic bits.

[Chuck_Norris]

*Comes back with fake mustache* How much will you charge for the sate of Pennsylvania?

[Wyndham]

Pennsylvania was taken over be vampires moved there from Transylvania.
sorry.

[TalHex]

*sweat drop* nothing more normal? like metal, synthetic skin, plastic, photon compression style generators?

[Chuck_Norris]

Hmm...Alright then. I'll take this garlic, wooden stake, and DVD set for the first season of Scrubs.

[Wyndham]

I could special order it, but you'd need to pay for shipping.

[TalHex]

that won't be a problem, do you accept Mirvarian Silver?

[Wyndham]

yep. as long as it's not covered in chocolate.

[TalHex]

good, the conversion rate is §1.34 = @1.00

[Wyndham]

that will be 300§.
your package will arrivve in 6 to 8 seconds.

[TalHex]

*takes out the §300*

[Wyndham]

*receives* thank you, please come again.

[TalHex]

*takes package* woot! robot chick in the making! *goes off to base camp to build*

[Chuck_Norris]

*Blows up Talon's base camp*

[Randomness]

Chuck, do you know how many times I've tried that?

[TalHex]

*walks back in* here chuck, thought you might want this *gives chuck the bomb* it was a dud, next time try acme explosives, they give you a discount when you buy them in mass *leaves*

[Randomness]

En masse.

How much can I get for a truckload of precious metals? (Gold, platinum, some silver)

[Chuck_Norris]

*walks back in* here chuck, thought you might want this *gives chuck the bomb* it was a dud, next time try acme explosives, they give you a discount when you buy them in mass *leaves*

Very well then. You leave me no choice. *Walks into base camp holding nuclear bomb and sets it off*

[Randomness]

Wait for it... wait for it...

[Nitro Vordex]

Why don't you just kick his base Chuck? -.-;

[TalHex]

nuclear bombs are ban, so... do not want!

[Chuck_Norris]

Why don't you just kick his base Chuck? -.-;

Because that'd just be overkill. :wacko:

*Sets off bomb in middle of base*

[TalHex]

and there goes government section 17...