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Toadthroat
Jul 3, 2008, 05:41 PM
Welcome to the T0AD $hop! We got all kinds of T0ADS for all kinds of needs.
Fat toads, small toads, green toads, red toads, poison toads, cake toads, ice toads, fire toads, toad toads, frog toads, toad frogs, baby toads, mamma toads, daddy toads, evil toads, good toads, pleasure toads, pain toads, music toads, football toads, Sony fanboy toads, friend toads, 1337 toads, japanese toads, stuck-up british toads, succubus toads, poor toads, rich toads, middle-class toads, political toads, war toads, battle toads, wall toads, floor toads, ceiling toads, throat toads, dog toads, cat toads, rap toads, rock toads, classical toads, polka toads, plaid toads, checkered toads, solid toads, ghost toads, politoads, cube toads, tri-toads, di-toads, bi-toads, uni-toads, clown toads, down toads, town toads, how toads, now toads, brown toads, cow toads, bull toads, milk toads, sheep toads, beep toads, cheep toads, bird toads, goat toads, eagle toads, mountain toads, ocean toads, forest toads, desert toads, snake toads, hypno toads, pɐoʇ toads, pedo toads, bear toads, 4chan toads, [img] toads, [url] toads, time toads, space toads, warp toads, star toads, chewable toads, long tongs, short toads, holiday toads, jazz toads, deep toads, shallow toads, tongue toads, sad toads, happy toads, @ toads, dizzy toads, jumping toads, sitting toads, standing toads, break dancing toads, hip-hop toads, pointing toads, finding toads, lost toads, african toads, canadian toads, mexican toads, internet toads, bridge toads, water toads, translation toads, skype toads, vent toads, aim toads, msn toads, nintentoads, ninja toads, samurai toads, knight toads, bard tards, ranger toads, orc toads, elf toads, holy toads, spicy toads, cold tolds, magic toads, shootan toads, furry toads, bald toads, clam toads, shark toads, bear toads, tiger toads, paradox toads, white toads, black toads, racist toads, liberal toads, conservative toads, obama toads, osama toads, yo momma toads, breast feeding toads, foot sucking toads, nipple licking toads, chill toads, angry toads, viking toads, pirate toads, boat toads, turtle toads, /d/ toads, loli toads, shota toads,

AND MANY MORE toads!

astuarlen
Jul 3, 2008, 05:43 PM
But no turd toads. Frankly, your selection sucks.

But you're welcome to join my $hop.

Randomness
Jul 3, 2008, 05:43 PM
Someone sent you a gift.

*drops time bomb into thread*

astuarlen
Jul 3, 2008, 05:45 PM
I think you need a license to operate an Exploding Telegram service in this city, Randomn.

Randomness
Jul 3, 2008, 05:48 PM
I don't need a license to operate a delivery service, however.

Nitro Vordex
Jul 3, 2008, 05:53 PM
No /b/ tards toads?

I agree with ast, get moar toads.

Toadthroat
Jul 3, 2008, 05:58 PM
I had some /b/ toads but they all got cancer and died.

astuarlen
Jul 3, 2008, 05:58 PM
Toad stools? Toadies? Horny toads? Vetoads?

Toadthroat
Jul 3, 2008, 06:00 PM
The toad stools decided to sit the day out. Horny toads got STDs. The vetoad president decided best if they didn't stay at my shop.
I only have a few Toadies left.

VanHalen
Jul 3, 2008, 06:01 PM
I'll take 7 of your best toad toads.



I had some /b/ toads but they all got cancer and died.


I laughed.

Chuck_Norris
Jul 3, 2008, 06:07 PM
I laughed at this thread.

I'll take the 7 toads Van wanted.

Toadthroat
Jul 3, 2008, 06:12 PM
We only have 6 Toad toads, you must fight for them, to the death.

VanHalen
Jul 3, 2008, 06:14 PM
Hmm fight to the death? Couldn't I just hurt them to a state close to death? D;

Do you have any Battle Toads in stock then?

Toadthroat
Jul 3, 2008, 06:16 PM
To win over the Battletoads, you must ride a hover bike through our insanely difficult obstacle course.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=mhUC-oa3LzY

TalHex
Jul 3, 2008, 06:19 PM
what about toad hats?

Toadthroat
Jul 3, 2008, 06:20 PM
You get a free toad hat for every 100 toads.

TalHex
Jul 3, 2008, 06:24 PM
BFG toads? i need them, lots of them

Toadthroat
Jul 3, 2008, 06:29 PM
I'm sorry I could not understand your request. Please repeat your request or try again at another time. Thank you for shopping.

Nitro Vordex
Jul 3, 2008, 06:32 PM
3 frog toads please.

TalHex
Jul 3, 2008, 06:36 PM
do you have any Big Fucking Gun Toads?

Shadowpawn
Jul 3, 2008, 09:15 PM
I'll take what he's having.

Nitro Vordex
Jul 3, 2008, 09:17 PM
do you have any Big Fucking Gun Toads?

Get w/Cytoads.

Toadthroat
Jul 3, 2008, 09:31 PM
do you have any Big Fucking Gun Toads?

Toads don't carry guns.

TalHex
Jul 3, 2008, 09:34 PM
what about Toads that are Big Fucking Guns?

Toadthroat
Jul 3, 2008, 09:53 PM
We have Bear toads and Politoads. Politoads can use bubble beam

TalHex
Jul 3, 2008, 09:55 PM
cellular toads?

Leviathan
Jul 3, 2008, 09:57 PM
Hypnotoads?


Or toad?
http://themushroomkingdom.net/images/sms/sms_toad.jpg

Randomness
Jul 3, 2008, 09:59 PM
Talon, if you wanted guns, you should have paid me to steal you some sci-fi stuff...

*massive metal crate falls from sky on a giant parachute, dwarfing the main section of FKL*

TalHex
Jul 3, 2008, 10:01 PM
what the hell do you have in there? an xbox?

Chuck_Norris
Jul 3, 2008, 10:12 PM
Got any toads with lasers strapped to their heads?

Randomness
Jul 3, 2008, 10:28 PM
A massive gun. Thats what you wanted, isnt it?

TalHex
Jul 3, 2008, 10:30 PM
every time i take a gift from you something bad happens... so this time i'm just going to leave it alone...

Randomness
Jul 3, 2008, 10:32 PM
Heheheh.

TalHex
Jul 3, 2008, 10:37 PM
your laughter is disturbing, suggesting even more so that i do not want to open that box

Chuck_Norris
Jul 3, 2008, 11:00 PM
I'll open it! *Shoots box with gun*

Nitro Vordex
Jul 3, 2008, 11:01 PM
I'll open it! *Shoots box with gun*

http://philip9876.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/nuclear-explosion.jpg

O_O

TalHex
Jul 3, 2008, 11:03 PM
O.o i'm so glad that wasn't me...

Randomness
Jul 3, 2008, 11:10 PM
The gun wasn't loaded. Just what did you fire at it?

Nitro Vordex
Jul 3, 2008, 11:21 PM
Ask Chuck. >_o

Chuck_Norris
Jul 3, 2008, 11:22 PM
I don't need bullets in my guns, fool.

I load them with my awesome-ness. It's as desructive as a roundhouse.

Toadthroat
Jul 3, 2008, 11:50 PM
You guys are ruining my store and scaring the toads off, please refrain from violence or kindly gtfo.

Chuck_Norris
Jul 4, 2008, 01:01 AM
Fine! I'll take my business elsewhere! *eats toad and storms off*

astuarlen
Jul 4, 2008, 01:40 AM
Are your toads free range, fair trade, organic toads?

Chuck_Norris
Jul 4, 2008, 02:55 PM
So uh..how 'bout them Toads with laser beams on their heads?

Randomness
Jul 4, 2008, 03:35 PM
I don't need bullets in my guns, fool.

I load them with my awesome-ness. It's as desructive as a roundhouse.

Its got nothing on Nitro's super disinfectant.

Nitro Vordex
Jul 4, 2008, 03:43 PM
:wacko:

Also, I need 3 C4 Toads. Disinfectant purposes.

Toadthroat
Jul 4, 2008, 03:51 PM
Are your toads free range, fair trade, organic toads?

They're er....Why...Erm...Yes, my toads are straight from the pond.

astuarlen
Jul 4, 2008, 04:43 PM
Excellent, nothing quite compares to a slick, slimy toad.
I'll have a dozen assorted toads. And can I get extra dipping sauce with that?

Out_Kast
Jul 4, 2008, 04:43 PM
Astuarlen is not playing on Skype tonight? ;-;