TalHex
Jul 8, 2008, 01:04 PM
~~~Cube Ramen~~~
step 1: take out a packet of the cheapest ramen you can find
step 2: boil two cups of water
step 3: throw away the flavor packet you won't be needing it
step 4: when water is boiling add noddles, also take out your beef flavor cube (not included) and drop it in the water as well
step 5: stir, make sure to slosh boiling water on yourself resulting in burns
step 6: yelp in pain and run around the kitchen like an idiot for about 5 minutes
step 7: by the time you've finished your idiot parade the soup will have cooled enough to eat
---optional steps for the brave and stupid---
step 8: add thin slices of pork tenderloin
step 9: take a leek and slice it into thin sections, be sure to nearly cut your fingers off by mistake
step 10: add the sections to the soup
---steps for the completely hopeless cooks among us---
step 8: throw out soup and order a pizza
---in case of emergency---
>have poison control, and 911 on speed dial
step 1: take out a packet of the cheapest ramen you can find
step 2: boil two cups of water
step 3: throw away the flavor packet you won't be needing it
step 4: when water is boiling add noddles, also take out your beef flavor cube (not included) and drop it in the water as well
step 5: stir, make sure to slosh boiling water on yourself resulting in burns
step 6: yelp in pain and run around the kitchen like an idiot for about 5 minutes
step 7: by the time you've finished your idiot parade the soup will have cooled enough to eat
---optional steps for the brave and stupid---
step 8: add thin slices of pork tenderloin
step 9: take a leek and slice it into thin sections, be sure to nearly cut your fingers off by mistake
step 10: add the sections to the soup
---steps for the completely hopeless cooks among us---
step 8: throw out soup and order a pizza
---in case of emergency---
>have poison control, and 911 on speed dial