Uncle_bob
Jul 8, 2008, 08:44 PM
The truth behind it? Dracula.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v73/UncleBob/dracula.jpg
Yes, Dracula.
Dracula has secretly been running several major industries around the world. Though these appear to be legitimate businesses, such as Wal-Mart, Exxon, and the company that makes those little "Do Not Eat" packets you find in bags of beef jerky..they are merely fronts for a more sinister plan. These companies are actually geared toward creating mass amounts of pollution in order to darken the sky and prevent sunlight shining onto the surface of the planet..
Now you're probably asking yourself.. "But why?!".
It's all very simple, of course. Dracula hates the sun! With the world in an eternal darkness Dracula can roam freely about the world, sucking blood and making prank phone calls to the elderly as he pleases.
Oh god, they've found me. I've got to go, spread the word!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v73/UncleBob/dracula.jpg
Yes, Dracula.
Dracula has secretly been running several major industries around the world. Though these appear to be legitimate businesses, such as Wal-Mart, Exxon, and the company that makes those little "Do Not Eat" packets you find in bags of beef jerky..they are merely fronts for a more sinister plan. These companies are actually geared toward creating mass amounts of pollution in order to darken the sky and prevent sunlight shining onto the surface of the planet..
Now you're probably asking yourself.. "But why?!".
It's all very simple, of course. Dracula hates the sun! With the world in an eternal darkness Dracula can roam freely about the world, sucking blood and making prank phone calls to the elderly as he pleases.
Oh god, they've found me. I've got to go, spread the word!