Pick up lines and the like

[TheOneHero]

I'm curious to know what you FKLers would come up with or have used before. I'll give two examples:

"From across the room, I thought your body was punchin'. Now, I see it's kickin'!"

This one, I've tweaked albeit and plan on using sometime...

(Go up to girl, or guy for some of you, I don't recommend someone you hardly know and say) "Are you a fan of delicious flavor?" Wait a few moments for a reply, (hopefully a variant of 'yes') then add, "In that case, may I give you a kiss?" From here, there's two options.

They either say a variant of 'yes' and you say, "Excellent! Here you are!" then drop a Hershey Kiss into their hand.

Or

They say a 'no' and you say, "But, it's chocolatey and scrumptious." Then, hold up the Hershey Kiss.

:wacko:

[Sord]

Pick up lines are pathetic

[Airalean]

What if the pickup line has something to do with hot sauce?

[Chuck_Norris]

Pick up lines are pathetic

Your MOM-Oh wait, Pick UP lines? never mind. :disapprove:

[Sord]

Your MOM-Oh wait, Pick UP lines? never mind. :disapprove:

the former is sadly true


What if the pickup line has something to do with hot sauce?
that would be insulting hot sauce

[Nitro Vordex]

Ready for the number 1 worst pickup line ever?

Spoiler box warning:
[spoiler-box]I love you.[/spoiler-box]

[Lance813]

Hey baby, If you were a screen door i'd slam you all night...

[Leviathan]

Nerdy pick-ups lines are the best.

If i was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?

Baby, you're so gneiss I'll never take you for granite.

I less than three you..... (i < 3 you)

You're as sweet at 3.14.

Lets make love like pi; irrational and never ending

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[Nitro Vordex]

Lets make love like pi; irrational and never ending

I'll admit it, I lol'd.

[Lance813]

Hey baby, Wanna know how i make my penis 10 inches?

...

I fold it in half!

[Nitro Vordex]

o_______O

[Tessu]

Are you a transsexual?

[MaximusLight]

Nerdy pick-ups lines are the best.

If i was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?

Baby, you're so gneiss I'll never take you for granite.

I less than three you..... (i < 3 you)

You're as sweet at 3.14.

Lets make love like pi; irrational and never ending






XD

Leviatha those are great (and yes I get them all).

...
(although some are really sad/I hope people don't actually say those)

Here's one:

*girl walks by*
Guy: I sense a distrubance in the force!

[Nitro Vordex]

*waves hand* You will have sex with me.

(IT NEVER WORKS, I WATCHED SOMEONE DO IT ;-; )

[Leviathan]

I'd like to see that happen in real life.

XD.

[TheOneHero]

Lets make love like pi; irrational and never ending


Brilliant. :lol:

[Mixfortune]

Someone was actually asking us at work for any funny pick up lines.
I just told him to ask his mom, since she knows all of mine.

[TheOneHero]

Zing! :wacko: