View Full Version : Pick up lines and the like
TheOneHero
Jul 13, 2008, 11:29 PM
I'm curious to know what you FKLers would come up with or have used before. I'll give two examples:
"From across the room, I thought your body was punchin'. Now, I see it's kickin'!"
This one, I've tweaked albeit and plan on using sometime...
(Go up to girl, or guy for some of you, I don't recommend someone you hardly know and say) "Are you a fan of delicious flavor?" Wait a few moments for a reply, (hopefully a variant of 'yes') then add, "In that case, may I give you a kiss?" From here, there's two options.
They either say a variant of 'yes' and you say, "Excellent! Here you are!" then drop a Hershey Kiss into their hand.
Or
They say a 'no' and you say, "But, it's chocolatey and scrumptious." Then, hold up the Hershey Kiss.
:wacko:
Sord
Jul 13, 2008, 11:32 PM
Pick up lines are pathetic
Airalean
Jul 13, 2008, 11:33 PM
What if the pickup line has something to do with hot sauce?
Chuck_Norris
Jul 13, 2008, 11:33 PM
Pick up lines are pathetic
Your MOM-Oh wait, Pick UP lines? never mind. :disapprove:
Sord
Jul 13, 2008, 11:34 PM
Your MOM-Oh wait, Pick UP lines? never mind. :disapprove:
the former is sadly true
What if the pickup line has something to do with hot sauce?
that would be insulting hot sauce
Nitro Vordex
Jul 13, 2008, 11:36 PM
Ready for the number 1 worst pickup line ever?
Spoiler box warning:
[spoiler-box]I love you.[/spoiler-box]
Lance813
Jul 13, 2008, 11:37 PM
Hey baby, If you were a screen door i'd slam you all night...
Leviathan
Jul 13, 2008, 11:43 PM
Nerdy pick-ups lines are the best.
If i was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
Baby, you're so gneiss I'll never take you for granite.
I less than three you..... (i < 3 you)
You're as sweet at 3.14.
Lets make love like pi; irrational and never ending
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Nitro Vordex
Jul 13, 2008, 11:47 PM
Lets make love like pi; irrational and never ending
I'll admit it, I lol'd.
Lance813
Jul 13, 2008, 11:47 PM
Hey baby, Wanna know how i make my penis 10 inches?
...
I fold it in half!
Nitro Vordex
Jul 13, 2008, 11:48 PM
o_______O
Tessu
Jul 13, 2008, 11:48 PM
Are you a transsexual?
MaximusLight
Jul 13, 2008, 11:53 PM
Nerdy pick-ups lines are the best.
If i was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
Baby, you're so gneiss I'll never take you for granite.
I less than three you..... (i < 3 you)
You're as sweet at 3.14.
Lets make love like pi; irrational and never ending
XD
Leviatha those are great (and yes I get them all).
...
(although some are really sad/I hope people don't actually say those)
Here's one:
*girl walks by*
Guy: I sense a distrubance in the force!
Nitro Vordex
Jul 13, 2008, 11:58 PM
*waves hand* You will have sex with me.
(IT NEVER WORKS, I WATCHED SOMEONE DO IT ;-; )
Leviathan
Jul 13, 2008, 11:59 PM
I'd like to see that happen in real life.
XD.
TheOneHero
Jul 14, 2008, 12:00 AM
Lets make love like pi; irrational and never ending
Brilliant. :lol:
Mixfortune
Jul 14, 2008, 01:40 AM
Someone was actually asking us at work for any funny pick up lines.
I just told him to ask his mom, since she knows all of mine.
TheOneHero
Jul 14, 2008, 01:42 AM
Zing! :wacko:
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