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Night_Raid
Jul 20, 2008, 01:29 AM
Does that facial cleansing crap I ordered off those proactive commercials burn! I don't actually have acne...I just thought prevention would be nice. But holy fuck on a fuck-stick, Batman!
*Rolls face on the carpet*

Chuck_Norris
Jul 20, 2008, 01:40 AM
inb4moved2rantsolo

SpikeOtacon
Jul 20, 2008, 02:09 AM
The burning is how you know its workin!

Adriano
Jul 20, 2008, 06:09 AM
hmmm burning face? I Think I know something that would help

http://youtube.com/watch?v=seQsvPlW_K0

TalHex
Jul 20, 2008, 09:36 AM
*puts out night_raid's face with a firehose* next problem

Night_Raid
Jul 20, 2008, 12:52 PM
Huh...Money eh? *Rubs 100 bills on his face* The ink! It does nothing! Uh...Next problem? Let's see. My parents never loved me.

Ranmaru
Jul 20, 2008, 12:54 PM
Lol it would be funny if it caused acne instead. I hear it doensn't really work. :/ Although I don't remember my sources at all. D:

Night_Raid
Jul 20, 2008, 04:12 PM
Well shit, if I'm setting my face ablaze every night just to GET acne. I can assure you, the kicking of names and taking of asses will ensue.

Sord
Jul 20, 2008, 05:18 PM
try after shave after you've shaven while having acne.

try rubbing habanero powder in your eye, then move it up a notch with chemically enhanced hot sauce.

Apparently Firefox deems "habanero" a misspelled word, as if it didn't exist. THIS IS A FUCKING OUTRAGE.

TalHex
Jul 20, 2008, 05:46 PM
so does microsoft word, welcome to idiot america :wacko: enjoy your stay