Retniwreven
Jul 22, 2008, 09:23 PM
So I went to the local comic shop today and noticed that they're selling Mana Potions now.
Huh.
Go figure.
They taste kind of like superconcentrated pixie stix. Also they have 6667% of your daily required Vitamin B12.
And they have a website.
http://www.manapotions.com/
I particularly liked these bits:
"When it comes to caffeine content, this potent shot is equivalent to about two 8-ounce Red Bulls"
"It will bump up your mana to +160 (real world humans have about 100 mana, by the way)."
"your Cooldown will be far more than two minutes. In fact, we highly recommend that you do not drink more than one of these every 24 hours"
"Most of the statements on the website have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration, in fact, all of the statements on this website have not been evaluated by the FDA ."
"You must be a level 16 or higher to use this potion, by that we mean not for children under 16. "
(On the bottle it says "Not for use by mortals under 16 years of age")
Huh.
Go figure.
They taste kind of like superconcentrated pixie stix. Also they have 6667% of your daily required Vitamin B12.
And they have a website.
http://www.manapotions.com/
I particularly liked these bits:
"When it comes to caffeine content, this potent shot is equivalent to about two 8-ounce Red Bulls"
"It will bump up your mana to +160 (real world humans have about 100 mana, by the way)."
"your Cooldown will be far more than two minutes. In fact, we highly recommend that you do not drink more than one of these every 24 hours"
"Most of the statements on the website have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration, in fact, all of the statements on this website have not been evaluated by the FDA ."
"You must be a level 16 or higher to use this potion, by that we mean not for children under 16. "
(On the bottle it says "Not for use by mortals under 16 years of age")