ignore me

[dontdoit]

**grabs dick**

**pisses all over SoA's mouth**


**buys JP PSU and actually has fun**


**laughs at NA PSU customers who actually pay to be fucked in the ass every day**


**rides off into the sunset**

[ShinAnt]

Huh..... Didn't see that one coming....

[Syl]

Enjoy being hated by the natives :3

[ashley50]

uhm...Good Job?

seek attention much?

[Seority]

Something tells me this guy needs a hobby that doesn't include wasting his time here.
Requesting ban? Lol.

[Loboo]

Dood grab mine and ill let you ride me into your moms sisters house. :}

[Vercix]

ya, was pretty shocked really...still like the security of going into a party where I know not everyone is saying "look at this stupid American who can't even understand what we are saying"

[APEXi]

congrats, sega got more money out of you

[Freshellent]

*623 LP*

SOME FACTS ABOUT SANTA CLAUS

1) No known species of reindeer can fly. But there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not completely rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen.

2) There are 2 billion children in the world (persons under 18). But since Santa doesn't (appear) to handle Muslim, Hindu, Jewish, or Buddhist children, that reduces the workload by 85% of the total - leaving 378 million according to the Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes. One presumes there is at least one good child per house.

3) Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000 th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stocking, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house. Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false but for the purposes of our calculations we will accept), we are now talking about 0.78 miles per household, a total trip of 75.5 million miles, not counting stops to do what most of us do at least once every 31 hours, plus feeding, etc. That means that Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man-made vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second - a conventional reindeer can run, at tops 25-30 miles per hour.

4) The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming each child gets nothing more then a medium sized LEGO set (2 lbs), the sleigh is carrying 321300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting the 'flying reindeer' can pull TEN TIMES that normal amount, we cannot do the job with eight, or even nine - we need 214200 reindeer. This increased the payload - not even counting the weight of the sleigh to 353430 tons. Again for comparison, this is four timed the weight of the HMS Queen Elizabeth.

5) 353000 tons travelling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance. This will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as spacecrafts re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy per second, each. In short, they will burst into flames almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and creating a deafening sonic boom in their wake. The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second. Santa meanwhile, will be subject to centrifugal forces of 17500.06 times greater than gravity. A 250 lb Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of the sleigh by a 4,315,015 pound force.

In conclusion, if Santa ever DID deliver presents on Christmas eve, he's now dead.

[ShinAnt]

http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s244/ShinAnt1234/1216284333944.gif

[landman]

Interesting you made a new account to share this, maybe some one should check your IP and say which is your real identity ;D

[Vercix]

I used to forum mod for a gfx forum, and IP banned someone like this once...they just used a proxy and made a billion stupid topics that consisted of how much smarter they were than me and the other mods...but we were f'n fast with our deletions of his topics that he just gave up.

[a-NUB-is]

This topic is making me lol

[LLSmoothJ]

**grabs dick**

**pisses all over SoA's mouth**


**buys JP PSU and actually has fun**


**laughs at NA PSU customers who actually pay to be fucked in the ass every day**


**rides off into the sunset**

And this is why each forum should have one of these.

*Adds to Ignore List*

[goldbrease]

again with this moron.
would the mods just ban him already please.

[dogg1000]

*623 LP*

SOME FACTS ABOUT SANTA CLAUS

1) No known species of reindeer can fly. But there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not completely rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen.

2) There are 2 billion children in the world (persons under 18). But since Santa doesn't (appear) to handle Muslim, Hindu, Jewish, or Buddhist children, that reduces the workload by 85% of the total - leaving 378 million according to the Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes. One presumes there is at least one good child per house.

3) Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000 th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stocking, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house. Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false but for the purposes of our calculations we will accept), we are now talking about 0.78 miles per household, a total trip of 75.5 million miles, not counting stops to do what most of us do at least once every 31 hours, plus feeding, etc. That means that Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man-made vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second - a conventional reindeer can run, at tops 25-30 miles per hour.

4) The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming each child gets nothing more then a medium sized LEGO set (2 lbs), the sleigh is carrying 321300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting the 'flying reindeer' can pull TEN TIMES that normal amount, we cannot do the job with eight, or even nine - we need 214200 reindeer. This increased the payload - not even counting the weight of the sleigh to 353430 tons. Again for comparison, this is four timed the weight of the HMS Queen Elizabeth.

5) 353000 tons travelling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance. This will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as spacecrafts re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy per second, each. In short, they will burst into flames almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and creating a deafening sonic boom in their wake. The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second. Santa meanwhile, will be subject to centrifugal forces of 17500.06 times greater than gravity. A 250 lb Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of the sleigh by a 4,315,015 pound force.

In conclusion, if Santa ever DID deliver presents on Christmas eve, he's now dead.
roflmfao

[Ahkaskar]

Who is this guy and why the heck does he want to go R. Kelly on SoA?

...Nevermind. Some questions are better left un-asked.

[Indica]

**grabs dick**


**buys JP PSU and actually has fun** http://7dust.net/images/funny/pissr.gif


**rides off into the sunset**

Have fun

[Chibi_psu]

**grabs dick**

**pisses all over SoA's mouth**


**buys JP PSU and actually has fun**


**laughs at NA PSU customers who actually pay to be fucked in the ass every day**


**rides off into the sunset**

http://sigt.net/wp-content/uploads/lol-perro.jpg

[dontdoit]

im not really buying jp psu, ill just play wotlk beta since its a real mmo. and ip bans wont do shit since you can change your ip just by resetting the router. toodles chucklefucks.

[Gryffin]

This person makes me laugh.

[Alastor_Haven]

WHOOOOOOOOOOO

[APEXi]

im not really buying jp psu, ill just play wotlk beta since its a real mmo. and ip bans wont do shit since you can change your ip just by resetting the router. toodles chucklefucks.

he had me at 'toodles"