We're tuff gise.

[Uncle_bob]

Let's talk about what tough gise we are.

I start my day off by wrestling two bears at once. Blindfolded.

[Tact]

I wrestle two Uncle_Bobs and their bears, and I'm blindfolded and hogtied. :wacko:

[Nitro Vordex]

I post in FKL with no regrets.

And borderline troll.

[Tessu]

I post in my LiveJournal about everything remotely exciting that happens to me, read furry comics and send my internet army after everyone I meet.
Yeah, I'm tough.

[UnderscoreX]

I don't own a phone, I yell.

[Shadowpawn]

I wake up every morning pissed off. To sooth my nerves it helps to kill a man whenever the need arises.

/Doing it wrong.

[Nitro Vordex]

I piss without putting the seat up.

I. Aim.

[Aisha379]

I piss without putting the lid up.

And it goes in. All of it.

[Weeaboolits]

I start each morning by killing Olga flow with single normal hits, weaponless.

[TalHex]

i read 5 poems every morning by angsty teenagers and emerge completely unphased by how horrible they are, i'm that tough

[Weeaboolits]

When a man punched me in the face, HIS jaw broke.

[Randomness]

I post on top of a roaring inferno and it doesnt burn the words up.

[TalHex]

i single handedly took out Mr.T with only my bare hands, then revived him and wiped his memory

[Solstis]

i read 5 poems every morning by angsty teenagers and emerge completely unphased by how horrible they are, i'm that tough

Tough or insane?

Hard (tough) call.

[TalHex]

a little from column A, a little from column B

[astuarlen]

I push old ladies with walkers in front of traffic.

[Solstis]

a little from column A, a little from column B

A lot from column CRAZY.

[TalHex]

indeed

[HUnewearl_Meira]

I ... borderline troll.

I'm going to make note of this, just in case your name comes up in the next round of spud-scouting.

Note to self... Post No. 2097937, Nitro_Vordex... Borderline troll... No spud...

[TalHex]

meira is always taking notes... like random... coincidence? i think not!

[CelestialBlade]

I'm kind of a big deal, people know me. I get up in the morning and piss excellence.

[Weeaboolits]

The PC I'm posting from runs Windows 98.

[Shadowpawn]

The PC I'm posting from runs Windows 98.


You know you can buy a PC that's around 300 with a better OS like XP at least.

[Weeaboolits]

You know you can buy a PC that's around 300 with a better OS like XP at least.I'm saving to buy my own vehicle, also I mostly have a replacement PC ready, but I'm missing a couple parts, waiting on a friend to get the processor and harddrive to me.

[HUnewearl_Meira]

I drove sixty miles in someone else's car, suffering from Diabetic Ketoacidosis, returned the vehicle, then walked several blocks (puked once along the way), went home, performed similar feats again for the next couple of days through Thursday. I finally allowed someone to take me to the Emergency Room, where I set the local record for most consecutive hours (58, to be precise) in the ER, without being admitted into the ICU. I spent the entire 58 hours staring at the same, white cinder block wall, having to put up with IV pump alarms constantly going off, and as well, having pure Potassium pumped into my arm-- an exceptionally unpleasant thing to have done to you, to be certain. During that time, I went from lunch on that Thursday, until roughly 10:30 PM the following Sunday night without a single thing to eat.

Now: does anyone else have a genuine anecdote that can compare?

[Nitro Vordex]

I was in a certain topics in Off Topic.

[TalHex]

i turned an emo into a hippie

[Weeaboolits]

I drove sixty miles in someone else's car, suffering from Diabetic Ketoacidosis, returned the vehicle, then walked several blocks (puked once along the way), went home, performed similar feats again for the next couple of days through Thursday. I finally allowed someone to take me to the Emergency Room, where I set the local record for most consecutive hours (58, to be precise) in the ER, without being admitted into the ICU. I spent the entire 58 hours staring at the same, white cinder block wall, having to put up with IV pump alarms constantly going off, and as well, having pure Potassium pumped into my arm-- an exceptionally unpleasant thing to have done to you, to be certain. During that time, I went from lunch on that Thursday, until roughly 10:30 PM the following Sunday night without a single thing to eat.

Now: does anyone else have a genuine anecdote that can compare?I stubbed my toe and didn't cry.

[TalHex]

i drank a bottle of sord's hot sauce and didn't cry

[Nitro Vordex]

i drank a bottle of sord's hot sauce and didn't die

Fix'd.

[astuarlen]

Meira, Meira, Meira, we already went over this:


Tough or insane?

Hard (tough) call.

[Boogie Troll]

I don't wait at stop signs.
I fit my mouth around various sized cups just to see if I can. I always can.
I don't look both ways before crossing the street. I look both ways WHILE crossing the street.
I don't introduce myself before posting in forums.

[Tact]

I don't wait at stop signs.
I fit my mouth around various sized cups just to see if I can. I always can.
I don't look both ways before crossing the street. I look both ways WHILE crossing the street.
I don't introduce myself before posting in forums.

I think you missed one.

"I chose the username 'Boogie Troll.'" :wacko:

[Uncle_bob]

You gise are tougher than I am!

[Toadthroat]

i scratch my butt in public

[Boogie Troll]

I don't hide my erections in public.

[fronebullare]

my breakfast
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e18/Frone/Knife_Sandwich.jpg

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

I don't hide my erections in public.

People from California are crazy.

Zangief > public election elected officials though. Fact.