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TalHex
Jul 28, 2008, 01:55 PM
stay off the roads, talonkitsune is learning to drive

SpikeOtacon
Jul 28, 2008, 01:57 PM
Roads?

Where we're going, we don't need roads.

TalHex
Jul 28, 2008, 01:59 PM
yeah stay off of them too, in fact for your own safety lock yourself in a closet in your house, assume the fetal position and pray i never get my license

Leviathan
Jul 28, 2008, 02:08 PM
I need to learn how to drive.

Nitro Vordex
Jul 28, 2008, 03:18 PM
Have fun paying insurance/bills/GAS.

*rides bike 10 miles*

Toadthroat
Jul 28, 2008, 04:28 PM
Have fun paying insurance/bills/GAS.

*rollerblades while listening to Hannah Montanna for 10 miles*

Fixed that for you.

VanHalen
Jul 28, 2008, 04:30 PM
*rides rollerblades while singing* WHO SAID, WHO SAID I CAN'T BE PRESIDENT?

Fixed that again for you champ.

EDIT: Good luck Talon :3

TalHex
Jul 28, 2008, 04:33 PM
hopefully i shall endure the mind numbing boringness that is driver's ed

VanHalen
Jul 28, 2008, 04:36 PM
hopefully i shall endure the mind numbing boringness that is driver's ed

Driver's ed is actually not too bad. Sure you got the 5 hour class(if they have that in your state), but its mainly watching videos of people crashing which is all kinds of hilarious if your in to that sort of thing. Then you just take a easy multiple choice quiz on the movie. After that its all driving.

TalHex
Jul 28, 2008, 04:39 PM
Driver's ed is actually not too bad. Sure you got the 5 hour class(if they have that in your state), but its mainly watching videos of people crashing which is all kinds of hilarious if your in to that sort of thing. Then you just take a easy multiple choice quiz on the movie. After that its all driving.

sounds like it wasn't to bad for you, ours sucks ass, i had my first class today all we did was read from this damn hand book and took 3 quizes... and the classes are 6 hours, i was bored enough to actually calculate it out

VanHalen
Jul 28, 2008, 04:51 PM
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Oh dear.

TalHex
Jul 28, 2008, 04:52 PM
Indeed

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Jul 29, 2008, 12:27 AM
Mules > Miles

Drivers Ed tapes are usually from the 50's where nobody wore nor had seatbelts. No looking over the shoulder on the freeway when switching lanes, and honking at everyone upon passing.

So every bad driver is correct?!

Tact
Jul 29, 2008, 07:42 AM
Drivers Ed tapes are usually from the 50's where nobody wore nor had seatbelts. No looking over the shoulder on the freeway when switching lanes, and honking at everyone upon passing.


This is also the time before turn signals were invented. I want to see someone lose their arm by crashing it into a sign while making a signal. :wacko:

TalHex
Jul 29, 2008, 01:53 PM
This is also the time before turn signals were invented. I want to see someone lose their arm by crashing it into a sign while making a signal. :wacko:

its also the time before lots of blood and guts was allowed in movies

HeartBreak301
Jul 29, 2008, 02:20 PM
They showedus a video of a guy whose brains got splattered over the pavement (literally), it was so bad I thought someone hit a squirrel or something because I didn't even recognize what it was at first. Oh and my friends told me to ak if they had the clip "Buckleman" but they didn', so you should ask and see if they do, they said it was funnier than hell but I woudn't know. Oh and make sure you put lots of flashing lights on your car so we know when to swerve off the road in hopes of living.

TalHex
Jul 29, 2008, 02:22 PM
what colors do you want me to put on the death wagon?

HeartBreak301
Jul 29, 2008, 02:24 PM
Probably a neon bulb sign that says "GET THE HELL OUTTA MY WAY!" with bright orange contruction flashers.

TalHex
Jul 29, 2008, 02:33 PM
i like it! now i need to reinforce it with armor and mount a turret on it

HeartBreak301
Jul 29, 2008, 02:34 PM
i like it! now i need to reinforce it with armor and mount a turret on it

Chaingun or plasma?

TalHex
Jul 29, 2008, 02:35 PM
i was thinking high yeild plasma with gatling sub gun

Tact
Jul 29, 2008, 02:36 PM
i was thinking high yeild plasma with gatling sub gun

A gun that fires submarines? That sounds really fun. :wacko:

HeartBreak301
Jul 29, 2008, 02:36 PM
Ooh, we should add some rocket launcers too.

TalHex
Jul 29, 2008, 02:38 PM
and treads need to replace the wheels

Chuck_Norris
Jul 30, 2008, 02:22 AM
...o.o *kicks*

Nitro Vordex
Jul 30, 2008, 02:58 AM
COMBO BREAKER!