Why don't they come in my size?

[Uncle_bob]

http://www.langstons.com/john-deere-boots-jd0396.html

WHY NOT.

[Blitzkommando]

Your feet are too small. Don't worry, you'll eventually grow so you can wear them.

[pikachief]

i laughed too hard :disapprove:

[Uncle_bob]

But will I ever be as big as you, daddy?

[Blitzkommando]

Some parts of you will be, but not all. And probably not the ones that count.

[Uncle_bob]

But daddy, which parts are those? :(

[Blitzkommando]

Well, you know what they say about large feet. And you have small feet.

[Uncle_bob]

But daddy, didn't you have small feet? And didn't they grow and get hairy?

[Blitzkommando]

My feet were a size 12 when I was born. Momma was so proud of her well-endowed son.

[Uncle_bob]

Did she have big feet too, daddy?

[Blitzkommando]

She was a bit lopsided. One foot was a size 15 and the other a size 5. It only got worse with age...

[Chuck_Norris]

I want these. :<
http://www.onlyslippers.com/kids-slippers/slip-on/kidsorangeandblacktigerclawslippers.cfm?source=gba se&gbid=Kids_Orange_and_Black_Tiger_Claw_Slippers

[TheOneHero]

"Why don't they come in my size?"

Yeah, that's what she said.

:disapprove:

[Chuck_Norris]

...o.o *kicks*

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Dave's not here man.
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Plus in today's economy both these links being $30 kids sized cotton bullcrap, no way man!

[Tact]

My feet were a size 12 when I was born. Momma was so proud of her well-endowed son.

Oh, goodness, how did your mother survive that birth?

[Dhylec]

Oh, goodness, how did your mother survive that birth?

mebbe he waz born backward so the pain waz minimal ;o

[HUnewearl_Meira]

Oh, goodness, how did your mother survive that birth?

All the cocaine during the pregnancy.

[Nai_Calus]

They don't come in your size to piss you off.

Also mm, coke