VanHalen stole my bike.

[Tessu]

It's true.

I was innocently biking from Sunyshore city trying to get to the proper route in an attempt to catch shiny Chatot. Along the way, as the wind breezed nicely through my hair and tickled the back of my neck, I was stopped dead in my tracks by a GIANT. ANGRY. TYRANITAR. But fear not, I threw out my Plusle and blew his mind, before continuing on my journey. Then the man himself blocked my path again. I couldn't sick my Plusle on him. I stood there, frozen in my tracks.

"I GUESS I'M THE WRONG PERSON TO DO THIS, HUH!?" he shouted; albeit, he then grabbed onto my bike and ripped it right from me, leaving me a dumbfounded mess on the floor.

Then he sprouted wings and flew away.
Now I have no bike.
:disapprove:

[Dhylec]

dood, they say: walk it off!

[TalHex]

thats why you should have used a lucario, that pokemon doesn't take shit from nobody

[Tessu]

BLASPHEMY!

Lucario takes shit from Tyranitar.

[Nitro Vordex]

Lucario takes shit from every pokemon.

Mewtwo, now that's a MANLY pokemon.

[TalHex]

Lucario takes shit from every pokemon.

Mewtwo, now that's a MANLY pokemon.

what are you smoking? lucario's so manly that even when he hugs something he inflicts MASSIVE DAMAGE!

[Tessu]

http://www.arkeis.com/images/pokemonfactory/arceus.png

God would like to have a word with you.

[Randomness]

what are you smoking? lucario's so manly that even when he hugs something he inflicts MASSIVE DAMAGE!

Must have something to do with the spikes on his hands and chest.

[TalHex]

what the fuck is that thing?

[Tessu]

what the fuck is that thing?

Arceus. According to Pokemon, basically, it's God.

It "shaped the universe with its 1,000 arms".

[TalHex]

*sweat drop*
ammy would like to have a few words with this pokémon god
http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff42/KyoFang/Video%20Games/Okami/OkamiIssun.png

[VanHalen]

I hope your bike is a Mach Bike so I can get away safely. Also stop embarrassing poor DusMajaraa :(.

[Nai_Calus]

*trips Van*

[Tact]

Why did VanHalen have to steal your bike when he can just Jump around? :wacko:

[Tessu]

Because he's a

[Fecesbot]

N is for "Never pays child support"

[Tact]

Because he's a

A...what? Is he a IRON MAN? :wacko:

[Tessu]

A...what? Is he a IRON MAN? :wacko:

UNSPEAKABLE!

[Tact]

UNSPEAKABLE!

I beg to differ. I just spoke it, Tess. :wacko:

[VanHalen]

Why did VanHalen have to steal your bike when he can just Jump around? :wacko:

:lol:


Because he's a

You sly dog you.

[SpikeOtacon]

Because he's a
BRICK

HOUSE

[Nitro Vordex]

http://www.castlerockcleaning.com/CCC_Front_Brick.jpg

MIGHT MIGHTY

[TalHex]

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee206/docsound/BabyBrick1.jpg

[Nitro Vordex]

LETTIN' IT ALL HANG OUT

( Good one Talon :lol: )

[TalHex]

i lul'd when i saw it, brick lolis!

[Nitro Vordex]

And you killed it with lolis. :disapprove:

[TalHex]

indeed i have... bloody brick monstrosities! (they shall rain down upon our heads someday! mark my words!)

[Tessu]

I wonder if you can climb up the climbers.

[TalHex]

we're americans! we don't wait for an invitation to climb on art work!

[Tessu]

OH YES WE D--

[spoiler-box]http://www.nightstoneunlimited.com/Blackstar-DM-Arts/Blackstar-Artwork-ClimbAboard-OverlordsBigSpell.jpg[/spoiler-box]

Oh look, there's one.

[TalHex]

climb on it! i command it so! i'll even let you use my sharpie so you can right 'tessu + someone 4ever' on it

[Boogie Troll]

OH YES WE D--

[spoiler-box]http://www.nightstoneunlimited.com/Blackstar-DM-Arts/Blackstar-Artwork-ClimbAboard-OverlordsBigSpell.jpg[/spoiler-box]

Oh look, there's one.

Why did my childhood lack that picture?

[Tessu]

<Tessu + Astuarlen3

:3

Now all I need to do is reach into the computer screen and pull that brick wall out and into my living room.
I think I'll need some help