Brain Dead Talon Day

[TalHex]

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r168/talonshadowfox/wagaya4pj2.jpg

well i finished with drivers ed today... and i passed, but just barely... goddamn did it take a long time though... 2.5 hours for the exam, it had 4 essays and 3 multiple choice sections...

[Nitro Vordex]

Driver's ed is only really worth it if you can take it during school.

Seriously. >_> I did worksheets and videos, easiest class EVAR. Hell, I got to sleep for the first 15 minutes if I wanted to.

[TalHex]

your school's driver's ed > my school's driver's ed

my teacher was a bitch...

[Nitro Vordex]

My teacher was a human lolol fox joke dood.

It was so easy. Got to listen to music DURING CLASS. While he was talking I'd have one earbud in one ear. Not terribly loud of course, I'm not a jackass. Got an A in that class. :>

[TalHex]

<--- got a C

[Nitro Vordex]

Aw come on Talon, driver's ed is easy.

Get your permit yet?

[TalHex]

no permit yet... and its not easy when the test is almost all statistics... and it wants exact figures (why do i need to know how many people get them selves stoned and drive into trees anyways?)

[Nitro Vordex]

What? Statistics?

WTF?

Anyways, all you really need to read is a pamphlet from DMV. They have a book for beginning drivers. Read that in spare time, read maybe 3 times, and you'll easily pass your permit test.

[TalHex]

*sweat drop* ah well driving class isn't till september

[Nitro Vordex]

*facepalm*

Just go get your permit, it ain't that hard.

[Tact]

*sweat drop* ah well driving class isn't till september

I hope that tail of yours doesn't get in the way when you sit in the driver's seat. :wacko:

[TalHex]

hence why i'm getting this out of the way now, no way am i waiting till i have nine of them o.<

[Tact]

You would still have the same problem when you try to drive. :disapprove:

You should cut some holes in your seat for those tails.

[Nitro Vordex]

Wrap them around your stomach, like a fuzzy belt. :wacko:

[TalHex]

O.o that would be interesting...

[Nitro Vordex]

Like Saiyans used to, around your waist.

Fashionable. :wacko:

[Tact]

Like Saiyans used to, around your waist.

Fashionable. :wacko:

The one problem I can see with that is that fox tails are bushier than monkey tails. With nine tails, it would certainly be awkward. :wacko:

[Nitro Vordex]

Use one as a scarf or something.

Hell, use them all as clothes. Though, pins can hurt really badly. >_O

[TalHex]

tie knives on the tips, bladed tails yo!

[Tact]

That would be even more awkward, should you decide to use them as belts.

[TalHex]

or if i went through airport security

[Tact]

or if i went through airport security

Hahaha, you would have to sit on the little conveyor belt and go through the X-Ray machine.

I can't really say it would be much better for me, with the needle dress. This thing is loaded with metal.

[Nitro Vordex]

"take off all metal-"

*Tact glares at security*
"Erm, go ahead."

[TalHex]

when i went through security at the airport on the way to diseny world it looked like a scene from the matrix except with geek stuff instead of guns XD, my friends where just staring at me as i unloaded my pockets, it took around five minutes for me to put all my stuff in one bin XD

[Nitro Vordex]

Please tell me you didn't have a calculator.

[Tact]

"take off all metal-"

*Tact glares at security*
"Erm, go ahead."

Haha, I would meow and hiss at them. It would freak them out even more. :wacko:

I would have to make sure to wear something under that dress, because they probably would make me put it onto the conveyor belt.

[Nitro Vordex]

I didn't make it obvious, but since he asked to remove the metal, he was pretty much telling you to take off you dress. ^^;

[TalHex]

Please tell me you didn't have a calculator.

no i ran out of pocket space (i had to settle for the one in my phone)

[Nitro Vordex]

no i ran out of pocket space (i had to settle for the one in my phone)

*facepalm*

I didn't think you'd actually TRY to get a calculator. >_>

[Leviathan]

I can't drive. ;-;

Mario Kart Wii practice ftw.

[Nitro Vordex]

I did most of my learning driving a go kart.

Srsly.

[Tact]

I didn't make it obvious, but since he asked to remove the metal, he was pretty much telling you to take off you dress. ^^;

...Oh. :disapprove:

Yeah, he would probably get a slap in the face for that.

[Nitro Vordex]

Hence the glare. :wacko:

Darn security and their autopilots.

[TalHex]

slap + cat claws = ow

[Tact]

Wait, autopilot? Are you saying that they're all robots? :wacko:

[Nitro Vordex]

Tact used Take Down!

...oh my.

[Tact]

Tact used Doubleslap!

*smack smack* *thud*

*smack smack* *thud*

*smack smack* *thud*

*smack smack* *thud*

Hit 4 times! A critical hit! It's super-effective! :wacko:

[Nitro Vordex]

I think they'd be killed by the take down, what with the needle dress and all...

[Ranmaru]

Nitro used splash attack! :wacko:

[Nitro Vordex]

>.>

Nitro used Hi Jump Kick!

...Nitro missed.

Nitro came crashing down.

Nitro fainted.

Poor guy.

[Ranmaru]

Lol how can you faint from that? xD You would only hurt your knee. [ALOT] :wacko:

Green uses Full Restore on Nitro. :] (I named my pokemon trainer Green)

Green uses Revive on Nitro. :]

[Nitro Vordex]

I crash hard.

[Ranmaru]

Badass. :v

[Nitro Vordex]

Almost badass. :twak:

[Ranmaru]

FOCL.

[Tact]

I crash hard.

*rolls fall damage* 3. That's not too bad.

[Nitro Vordex]

Dice?

THIS IS COIN FLIIIIIIP!

[Ranmaru]

Heads or tails? ^_^

[Nitro Vordex]

Yes .

[TalHex]

i have one tail and one head

[Nitro Vordex]

I hope so. o.O

[Tact]

Dice?

THIS IS COIN FLIIIIIIP!

*flips a coin* Tails. You break your neck and you die. :wacko:

[TalHex]

what did tails do then?

[Ranmaru]

Break dance and fly.

[TalHex]

bitchin'

[Ranmaru]

I know. If it were dice there would be one where you would break your neck and then break dance.

[Tact]

what did tails do then?

Nitro asked for a coin flip. For some reason RPG games picked tails as the universal bad result of a coin flip. So, Nitro's coin flip came up tails and something bad happened to him. :wacko: