So I killed Randomness

[Nitro Vordex]

I feel like there's nothing left to do.

[Ranmaru]

Eat from a cannon.

[Nitro Vordex]

How about I just...EAT THE CANNON? *gasp*

[Ranmaru]

*gasp*O RLY?

[Tact]

How about I just...EAT THE CANNON? *gasp*

You should eat from the cannon, and then eat the cannon. It would make your table manners look that much worse. :wacko:

[TalHex]

*fills cannon with calamari and tomato sauce*

[Chuck_Norris]

*Sneaks bombs into cannon*

[Nitro Vordex]

*rolls cannon down a hill into a heavily populated Walmart*

If anyone asks, it did that on it's own.

[Tact]

I'm going to just hide in this tree now and watch the carnage. :wacko:

[Nitro Vordex]

Good idea. *takes cover*

[TalHex]

its an explosion of calamari flavor!

[Nitro Vordex]

its an explosion of calamari carnage!

o__O;

[TheOneHero]

I don't think he'll want to come back to life y'know.

I gave him some pretty saweet options. :wacko:

[TalHex]

after the game is over can you post what our death options would have been? or at least random's?

[TheOneHero]

Sure. :3

[TalHex]

cool, in case for some reason i don't die i still want to see what i missed out on

[TheOneHero]

You could kill yourself and find out sooner. :wacko:

[TalHex]

i'll consider it after i'm done playing with magical ninja fire breath :wacko:

[TheOneHero]

Have fun with Stripe too! Just uh, don't get him wet? Tee hee.

[TalHex]

aww now you've gone and made me want to throw him in the fountain

[Tact]

aww now you've gone and made me want to throw him in the fountain

You could always dry up the fountain with your fire breath and then chuck him in. You get the enjoyment without the lethality! :wacko:

[TalHex]

but then i don't get to see what happens...

[TheOneHero]

Come on, haven't you guys seen 'Gremlins'? Getting them wet makes them multiply! :disapprove:

[TalHex]

nope never seen it, why is that a bad thing? i could raise an army of my very own... all at my beck and call! go little green minions!

[Tact]

Come on, haven't you guys seen 'Gremlins'? Getting them wet makes them multiply! :disapprove:

Wait, if he throws a bound gremlin into the fountain, do the multiples all have to obey him? :wacko:

[TheOneHero]

Wait, if he throws a bound gremlin into the fountain, do the multiples all have to obey him? :wacko:

He'll just have to find out! :wacko:

Don't use holy water.

Anyway, I take my leave, time to once again break the hearts of young people. :wacko:

[TalHex]

i wonder if there is a fountain in the graveyard...

[Tact]

i wonder if there is a fountain in the graveyard...

I'm sure there is. Whether it's full or not is another matter entirely. :wacko:

[Nitro Vordex]

Not to mention what's acutally in it.

[BLADE_EDGE]

uhh yea eating cannons... nice.....

[Tact]

http://www.pso-world.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=6&pictureid=147

Get used to it, we're really crazy here. :wacko:

[TalHex]

uhh yea eating cannons... nice.....

worse things have been ingested here before this

[Chuck_Norris]

Indeed. I once saw Nitro eat a Hotdog...

[TalHex]

you know... speaking of random, where is he? he hasn't posted since nitro wacked him has he?

[Nitro Vordex]

He's probably pissed how easily I killed him, without the use of magic/godmodding.

Hammer time, baby.

[Randomness]

No, I'm just pissed you decided to kill me. "Share notes" means I'm sharing the incantations.

In any case, you're screwed, little fox boy.

[TalHex]

well fuck...

[Randomness]

well fuck...

Wrong little fox boy. My attack on you is on a much subtler and less physically painful level.

[TalHex]

pity nitro already killed you

[Randomness]

Did he? *evil laughter*

[TalHex]

oh good, i was afraid i wouldn't have a chance to take a shot at you, make sure you make an appearance before my firebreath wears off

[Randomness]

I might, but I'd rather not kill you... as long as you might be of some use.

[TalHex]

you know if you come back as an undead its really going to hurt if i punch you, i'm willing to work with you just as long as you keep in mind that i'm a double-edged sword

[Randomness]

I'll say this much, "holy" attacks would be at most slightly more effective.

No Falcon Paunch for you. (Save it for the remaining big baddie...)

Besides, you're liable to die next round anyways when the seal breaks.

[TalHex]

probably, i still want to reduce something to ashes first...

tal's doomsday event check list
1. summon a demon
2. reduce something to ashes with breath
3. holy punch a demon in the face

[Nitro Vordex]

No, I'm just pissed you decided to kill me. "Share notes" means I'm sharing the incantations.

In any case, you're screwed, little fox boy.

Maybe you shouldn't have taken my spells, you bastard.

"Share notes" means, oh I dunno, SHARE NOTES.

Take my damn spell. Well, it wasn't the fact that you took my spell, more like the fact that you took my LAST spell. Asshole.

[Tact]

Stop fighting with words and start fighting with game actions. :disapprove:

[TalHex]

can't, TOH went to bed and randomness hasn't come back yet

[Tact]

can't, TOH went to bed and randomness hasn't come back yet

Well, then, wait for then to get back and then commence the battle. :wacko:

[TheOneHero]

I've got Randomness' actions, I'll type up the results tomorrow after Church. I really didn't feel like posting stuff tonight, things are difficult.

Awesome stuff will happen next round.

Oh yeah, chances are if you guys don't post something along the lines of, "Be prepared", you're going to get seriously hurt. :wacko:

[SpikeOtacon]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

The wait is killing. For a game that is going much faster it is taking longer between rounds. :wacko:

[astuarlen]

I don't have enough actions to be prepared. D:
Oh well, time to write my will.

[Nai_Calus]

Hey Randomness, stop being a fucking whiny pussy and take it like a goddamned man.

[Tact]

I've got Randomness' actions, I'll type up the results tomorrow after Church. I really didn't feel like posting stuff tonight, things are difficult.

I've never heard of a ninja who went to church. Is ninja church awesome or is it just boring like all of the other kinds?

[TalHex]

tact, its church, they're all the same...

[Tact]

tact, its church, they're all the same...

*shrugs* I don't know, maybe the stained glass windows have to be battled into submission before the sermon starts. :disapprove:

[Randomness]

Or the paintings are possessed by art-loving demons.

[TalHex]

church still hasn't let out yet *eye twitch* this is why i don't like organized religion...

[Tact]

church still hasn't let out yet *eye twitch* this is why i don't like organized religion...

I just don't like religion, period. :wacko:

That means it was really awkward when I actually had to go to a church for a funeral. After a prayer or something, everyone had to say something in response. But, I was standing there like an idiot because I didn't know what I was supposed to say.

I'm so thankful I wasn't raised in a religious family. That was so boring, and I probably wouldn't be able to stand it every week.

[TalHex]

aye, i know how that feels, i hate churches... they make me feel nervous

[Wyndham]

I've never heard of a ninja who went to church. Is ninja church awesome or is it just boring like all of the other kinds?

I'm a churchgoing vampire.

[Tact]

I'm a churchgoing vampire.

You must shrivel up every time you walk into the place. :wacko:

[Wyndham]

no, i just feel really weak, and can't stand up very long.

[Ranmaru]

I just don't like religion, period. :wacko:

That means it was really awkward when I actually had to go to a church for a funeral. After a prayer or something, everyone had to say something in response. But, I was standing there like an idiot because I didn't know what I was supposed to say.

I'm so thankful I wasn't raised in a religious family. That was so boring, and I probably wouldn't be able to stand it every week.


I know how you feel, Tact.

Whenever I was in church I would never know what prayer to say at what time. It was always "Ame-- What they said". I sure hope god didn't get mad at me for that. ^^;

I am catholic, but it has been ages since I have been to church. :lol

[TalHex]

hell i don't even know what i am, some freakish cross between shinto, christian, buddhist, neoceltic, with a large side of i don't care

[Ranmaru]

I wonder why religion is so boring.

[TalHex]

because everyone thinks they're right and many think that gives them the right to climb to the tallest mountain peak and preach it to the world...

[Ranmaru]

Yeah, way for them to ruin it for everyone else.

[TheOneHero]

Home finally, beginning to type up results right now.

[Tact]

Have fun typing up how everyone dies. :wacko:

[TheOneHero]

Yeah totally. I'm gonna be sending lots of PMs out in the next round or two. :wacko:

[Tact]

Speaking of PMs, did you get the one about my Bootfighter video? You know, the one you wanted to see?

[TheOneHero]

Yeah it was groovy, I totally forgot to respond. =/

[Nitro Vordex]

Dosn't really matter what we believe in, we're all going to the same place anyways.

[TalHex]

whether we know it or not... although personally i'd much rather just be reborn... its much simpler then going somewhere...

[Nitro Vordex]

The thought of death excites me really.