WHY CAN'T KNUCKLES BE A MAIN CHARACTER?

[Nitro Vordex]

http://i37.tinypic.com/4qjzgw.png

LEAVE KNUCKLES ALONE.

[Retniwreven]

JESUS CHRIST IT'S COMIN' RIGHT FOR US!
*Shotguns it*

[SpikeOtacon]

Hey Shligger.

[astuarlen]

Why does it have a lightbulb on the end of its snout?

[Nitro Vordex]

Requesting sticky.

[Retniwreven]

Requesting sticky.

*Flicks a squid at you*

[Sgt_Shligger]

Hey Shligger.

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[Nitro Vordex]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[SpikeOtacon]

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[Retniwreven]

GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[Nitro Vordex]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[Shattered_weasel]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZOfH5nvrvA

[astuarlen]

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God, this alphabet soup sucks.

[Retniwreven]

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

[Retniwreven]

ZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA.

[astuarlen]

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

http://www.kerrybarnett.com/misc/mt.png

[Retniwreven]

Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs.

Wait, what?

[Nitro Vordex]

Where's my sticky. T_T

[Retniwreven]

Where's my sticky. T_T

Foxy parsons quiz and cajole the lovably dim wiki-girl.

[Tact]

Where's my sticky. T_T

Yeah, good luck with that. :wacko:

I think there was a thread before that said the opposite happens whenever anyone requests anything.

[Larian]

At least knuckles was in a title...Tails has jack!!!

But not the gay jack from will and grace...Cause Tails isn't into that... =/

Oh and...


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[TalHex]

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

i'm not brown and i don't jump, however i do know a few lazy dawgs

[Tessu]

i'm not brown and i don't jump, however i do know a few lazy dawgs

NAWMEEN

[Shadowpawn]

Knuckles Choatix.

[Wyndham]

Knuckles Choatix.

fun, yet crazy game.

[Tact]

Knuckles can't be a main character because of...um...the spiked gloves? *shrugs*

[Triple_S]

At least knuckles was in a title...Tails has jack!!!

But not the gay jack from will and grace...Cause Tails isn't into that... =/

Oh and...


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Tails Adventure is a good title, IIRC.

Oh right.

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[TalHex]

*looks at triple_s's title* ah! there is more of us!

[Tact]

*looks at triple_s's title* ah! there is more of us!

"Us?" Who's "us?" :wacko:

You were the only kitsune around here before he showed up.

[TalHex]

hmm you have a point there

[Triple_S]

We joined the same month, I just never posted.

YOU KNOW I ACTUALLY EXISTED OUTSIDE OF THIS FORUM LAWLS

[TalHex]

*facepalm* similar low post count, both of us lurked for a while before getting involved... both kitsune... who are you!?!

[Shadowpawn]

Knuckles can't be the main character cuz he's black.

[Ranmaru]

Good point. Hes Hardcore, G.

[Boogie Troll]

Carl Johnson was very black and he was the main character of San Andreas. Your move again, Gandalf.

[Wyndham]

Knuckles can't be the main character cuz he's black.

you kicked the nail in the pants.

[Shadowpawn]

Carl Johnson was very black and he was the main character of San Andreas. Your move again, Gandalf.

He's also Native American. (Moves his bishop to d8-I suck at chess)

[Nitro Vordex]

*moves pawn in front of king*
King me.

[TalHex]

*takes nitro's pawn with king* this. is. not. checkers!

[Nitro Vordex]

Checkers?

THIS
IS
CONNECT FOOOOOUURRR!

[TalHex]

*puts a checker, preventing nitro from getting connect four* C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

[Nitro Vordex]

http://www.mediabistro.com/agencyspy/original/bitch_slap.jpg

[TalHex]

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r168/talonshadowfox/thfmpf29.gif

[Nitro Vordex]

http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Joe-Montana---celebrating-touchdown---Photofile-Photograph-C12188528.jpeg

[TalHex]

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r168/talonshadowfox/1169585859.gif
touchdown!

[Tact]

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r168/talonshadowfox/thfmpf29.gif

This reminds me of Nanaca Crash for some reason. :wacko:

[Nitro Vordex]

Well, you got the crash part right. :wacko:

[TalHex]

IMPENDING INJURY!
http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r168/talonshadowfox/thfmpf17.gif

[pikachief]

one time there was some girl who would always make fun of another girl for being fat so the bigger girl decided to become friends with the smaller girl.

The bigger girl would bring shakes for the 2 of them every day :D

The Bigger girl was getting revenge.

After gaining 200 pounds throughout that year she had found out that the bigger girl had put weight gain powder in the smaller girl's shakes.

now the smaller girl was now the bigger girl because the smaller girl was 350+ and the girl who was once the bigger girl was only 250-300 :wacko:


LESSON LEARNED?: LADIES, DON'T ACCEPT DRINKS FROM PIKACHIEFS :wacko:

[Ranmaru]

I dislike shakes. :wacko: I would only eat things that taste good. Like Arbees.

[Tact]

The bigger girl would bring shakes for the 2 of them every day :D

After gaining 200 pounds throughout that year she had found out that the bigger girl had put weight gain powder in the smaller girl's shakes.

LESSON LEARNED?: LADIES, DON'T ACCEPT DRINKS FROM PIKACHIEFS :wacko:

Are you saying you're a bigger girl? :wacko:

[pikachief]

no just some blog some girl had posted somewhere i saw a while back :/ lol was bored. :D

there was also one for a girl who would go to a donut shop every friday and eat 2 dozen doughnuts in 1 sitting :/ lol XD



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[TalHex]

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r168/talonshadowfox/th710169.gif

[Nitro Vordex]

http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/5553/lovemeaq2.jpg

[Tact]

I would rather just curl up into a ball and cry tears of pure fear. :disapprove:

[Nitro Vordex]

While wearing a needle dress?

I hope you have scape dolls.

[Tact]

While wearing a needle dress?

I hope you have scape dolls.

Okay, so there will be tears of both pain and fear. And maybe I'll be curled up in a pool of my own blood.

[Nitro Vordex]

Sounds like art to me. :wacko:

[Tact]

Yes...yes, it does. However, I would fail at drawing it on any medium. :disapprove:

[Nitro Vordex]

Bah, we'll get ast to do it. ;3

[Tact]

So, um, Nitro...did you make that drawing in Paint or something? :wacko:

[Nitro Vordex]

No, I'm not that good. :disapprove:

All I did was the text. I found the pic.

[Tact]

Good? You're calling that good? :wacko:

I should experiment with drawing a little bit. Maybe I'll actually try it sometime tonight.

[Retniwreven]

In its own horrifying way, that picture is pretty cool.

[Tact]

In its own horrifying way, that picture is pretty cool.

I'm still going to go with the "blood and tears" reaction. :disapprove:

[Retniwreven]

It feels like it was sarcastically done, with knuckles lunging at the viewer and screaming loudly, in an amazingly stupid way, so I laugh when I look at it.

[TalHex]

It feels like it was sarcastically done, with knuckles lunging at the viewer and screaming loudly, in an amazingly stupid way, so I laugh when I look at it.

how is that sarcastic? he does that all the time in the games

[Tact]

"THIS IS FLOATING ISLAND!" *punches someone down a hole to the ocean*

:wacko:

[TalHex]

SONIC, GIVE BACK THE MASTER EMERALD! *charges sonic and beats the crap out of him* (how many times has this happened now?)

[Tact]

Knuckles should just use the Master Emerald to go super/hyper/uber/whatever it's called, and then kick Sonic's ass to stop him from taking the Emerald. :wacko:

[Retniwreven]

I still have that one old sonic comic where they had Super Sonic against Hyper Knuckles.
Man... they broke the fourth wall in those comics so badly, trying to explain them like the games.

[TalHex]

its the chaos emeralds that do that... the master emerald makes the chaos emeralds worthless (assuming i payed attention to the explanation in SA2)

[Tact]

its the chaos emeralds that do that... the master emerald makes the chaos emeralds worthless (assuming i payed attention to the explanation in SA2)

Well, I pretty much thought "Oh, it's a huge emerald. I'm sure it does more than the tinier ones." Like I've said before, I'm not much of a Sonic fan.

[TalHex]

honestly, lately i haven't been much of one either... i've lost interest in sonic (ps3/xbox), and the secret rings seemed to take away everything all the other sonic games worked towards (its linear... real linear... it feels like you have no freedom of choice in that one...)

[Tact]

and the secret rings seemed to take away everything all the other sonic games worked towards (its linear... real linear... it feels like you have no freedom of choice in that one...)

You have no idea how perfectly you have to move in some of those challenges. :disapprove:

[TalHex]

in secret rings? actually i do know... i've played them... they're like Satan on DVD

[Tact]

in secret rings? actually i do know... i've played them... they're like Satan on DVD

Yeah, you feel my pain. To hell with you, "Don't collect Soul Orbs" challenges!

[TalHex]

to hell with don't break the pots! (there was a fire soul on top of one of them...) its so horrible that i refuse to play it...

[Tact]

to hell with don't break the pots! (there was a fire soul on top of one of them...) its so horrible that i refuse to play it...

I think "To hell with everything except 'Reach the goal!'" sounds good. :wacko:

[TalHex]

now now, even that... to make matters worse, you look like a complete idiot while playing it too

[Nitro Vordex]

Master Emerald, if Sonic ever actually USED the thing,= OMGWTFBBBQHOLYSHITWE'REALLDEADGRABTHEKIDSWE'REHEAD INGTOTHENEXTUNIVERSEOVERWHERETHERE'SGOODSONICGAMES OHSHIIIIIIIT*NOOOO*

[Randomness]

its the chaos emeralds that do that... the master emerald makes the chaos emeralds worthless (assuming i payed attention to the explanation in SA2)

Actually, the chaos emeralds were originally hexagons, before they were reshaped and then empowered by the master emerald. (Sonic3&Knuckles)

[TalHex]

does the master emerald actually do anything besides effect the chaos emeralds? it seems well... kind of like a worthless hunk of rock

[Randomness]

It kept Angel Island afloat! But otherwise, no, not really. It also gets broken so they can deny Knuckles the kind of levels he deserves

[TalHex]

so it makes an island fly and it gets in the way of things... yup... if i was knuckles i would have sent it to the bottom of the ocean and moved on with my life

[Randomness]

Sonic Team chained him to his past. [spoiler-box]That warmongering father of Tikal's is really the head of Sonic Team![/spoiler-box]

[TalHex]

how do you 'chain somebody to their past'?

[SpikeOtacon]

how do you 'chain somebody to their past'?

It worked on the Ghost of Christmas Past.

[Randomness]

I'm not telling you, you might use it against me.

Knuckles guards the Master Emerald in a form of atonement for the deeds of his ancestors (Barring Tikal)

[Nitro Vordex]

Actually, the chaos emeralds were originally hexagons, before they were reshaped and then empowered by the master emerald. (Sonic3&Knuckles)

Uhhh, no? They look like the gems they are now, it's just the Genesis couldn't actually render them as such. Or at least not until Sonic 3.

[TalHex]

weren't there originally like 13 chaos emerald or something and 6 of them broke?

[Nitro Vordex]

weren't there originally like 13 chaos emerald or something and 6 of them broke?

The fuck are you playing?

[TalHex]

something i heard a long time ago (and wasn't paying attention apparently)

[Nitro Vordex]

something i heard a long time ago (and wasn't paying attention apparently)

*slaps Talon upside the head*

[Tact]

It worked on the Ghost of Christmas Past.

That works. :wacko:

You should chain up the other ghosts too.

[TalHex]

*calls ghost busters*

[Tact]

Just don't cross the streams and you should be fine. :wacko:

[TalHex]

*puts on baseball cap* probably best for me to act like a human until they're gone

[Tact]

What? They aren't going to blast you because of that tail.

However, I probably have something to worry about. This dress must look creepy.

[TalHex]

oh right tail, forgot about that *points at tail and it disappears in a puff of smoke* there perfectly normal (kitsune are sometimes referred to as ghost foxes because of the ability to possess)

[Nitro Vordex]

Good thing I'm mostly human then.

[TalHex]

Good thing I'm http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g299/themae_fire/books/mostly.gif then.

FOCL.

[Nitro Vordex]

T___T

[TalHex]

better then what it originally was

Humans: Harmless

[Tact]

better then what it originally was

Humans: Harmless

I can't seem to recall what happened that changed that to "Mostly Harmless."

[TalHex]

me neither... i need to read that series again sometime

[Tact]

I should read it again.

However, I am too lazy and I tend to remember everything when I read it. It's a lot like playing through a video game again. I get bored easily because I already know what happens.

[TalHex]

yeah... thats the problem

[Ranmaru]

Only game I would re-play would be Resident Evil (any of them) because then I would know when & where those douchebag leech zombies would pop out so that I could RUN FER MIE LIFE!!! D:

[TalHex]

although the zelda games and the fire emblem games are always worth replaying, same with the tales games (to lay the beat down on the enemies)

[Tact]

I started playing through Metroid Prime 3 again, but then I stopped for almost no reason.

[TalHex]

i still haven't beaten it

[Tact]

i still haven't beaten it

Well, why not? Go beat it right now. :wacko:

[TalHex]

a friend is borrowing it

[Ranmaru]

I would re-play Metroid Prime 1. Also I haven't beaten Devil may cry 3.

[Tact]

a friend is borrowing it

Well, then, tell your friend to beat it faster so you can get it back and beat it. :wacko:

[TalHex]

nah its okay, i still have FF7 to beat along with xenosaga 2 and 3, i also haven't beat FF tactics A2, or that sonic game...

[Ranmaru]

My friend luis took forever to beat Skies of Arcadia: Legends, and just returned it to my friend Jon Paul. Me and Luis were playing some PSO, and Jon Paul was sleepy. I asked him at this moment if I could borrow it, and he said yes, although he was half awake. :wacko:

[Tact]

So the moral of the story is...don't let you or any of your friends borrow our games? :wacko:

[Ranmaru]

Yes, I guess so. :wacko:

[Tact]

Yay, one Pointless Point for me. :wacko:

[Nitro Vordex]

This topic still has potential.

Gogogogo.

[Tact]

Nononono, I don't want to gogogogo. :disapprove:

[Nitro Vordex]

Come on, I just wanna see it hit 10 pages, then I'll let it die.

[Randomness]

View it as 10 posts per page. Problem solved.

[Nitro Vordex]

20 posts per page, smart ass. :E

[Tact]

Twenty posts per page? Who uses that?

...Wait, I use twenty posts per page.

[ShinMaruku]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v456/ShinMaruku/IMG_0298.jpg

[Nitro Vordex]

Pokeball, GO!

[ShinMaruku]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v456/ShinMaruku/angelus-pilot-season-1-020.jpg

[Nitro Vordex]

http://www.adiumxtras.com/images/pictures/chuck_norris_random_fact_generator_6_3957_2224_ima ge_2578.jpg

[Triple_S]

http://www.sourcekills.com/albums/Soodeys-Gallery/250px_Captain_Falcon.jpg

[Tact]

Hmm, I believe Triple S wins this match-up. :wacko:

[Nitro Vordex]

:disapprove: