A tale of Two Warriors and their epic battle accross the ages.

[W0LB0T]

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You're going to have to try harder Mr. Amptac
No minor electric shock to the hand can defeat the one known across this wide and crazy lands of FKL, The Drunk Australian Robot Sniper, W0LB0T.

W0LB0T. spurred on by revenge, took it upon himself to find Amptac and stop his evil reign of terror, to protect Australia form his evil ways.

W0LB0T armed him self with his tools of the trade
His trusty Zalman FPS Mouse
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The keyboard known only as "Fang"
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and the holy texts. The one thing that strikes fear into the hearts of all rogue computer parts.
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W0LB0T travelled long and far. to visit Amptac's old master. but he had not seen Amptac in years. but the two reminisced about the old days, the spam they shared, the many late nights they spent spamming, playing games and making comics.
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W0LB0T returned to his home, he had a plan. to draw out Amptac with the ungodly sounds that can only be made by one band...Dragonforce
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W0LB0T after many minutes of trekking through the wide barren and deserted lands of his house, came across the loudest stereo in all the lands.
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Despite its age it was still loud enough to draw out Amptac from hiding. Quickly he attacked, even too quick for the camera man to take a in focus photo.
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The two fought long and hard, but W0LB0T was able to defeat Amptac. Sealed in Amptac's original box, he waited for a thousand days to hear of his fate...
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W0LB0T victorious. he returned back to FKL, triumphant. ready to spam another day.
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[Tact]

That is an awesome mouse. :wacko:

How well does it actually work for playing games?

[W0LB0T]

As day turned into night, Our noble hero W0LB0T grew hungry

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As W0LB0T looked through the fridge he noticed an old friend. he was hurt, his last dying words where
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[Nitro Vordex]

The User Manual. :lol:

[Tessu]

Gheb's got nothing on you

[Rasputin]

wat .

[Tact]

wat .

Hmm? You don't know Gheb?

Let's just say he could beat Chuck Norris, Captain Falcon, and Mr. T at the same time in a fist fight.

[Rasputin]

No, I know Gheb. I'm saying wat to this story.

[Ranmaru]

Hmm? You don't know Gheb?

Let's just say he could beat Seth, Ike, and Soren at the same time in a boat race.

:wacko:

[TalHex]

well no shit he could be soren, he has no muscles!

[Ranmaru]

yes but Soren would be supporting Seth [paladin] and Ike [Lord] with Wind spells and such.

[TalHex]

seth was the thief though... not a paladin... which means he wouldn't be much use either... and besides its a well known fact that soren hates everybody's guts (he's such a cynical little bastard)

[Ranmaru]

Yeah he was a little brat to the Laguz. But I meant Seth from Sacred stones xD (I forgot the thief from Path of Radience was named Seth omg) Gheb was also from Sacred Stones. But my Lute would destroy him. :3

BUT WAIT THIEFS ARE AWESOME they can dodge dude.

[TalHex]

no, whisperers are awesome, their special can take an enemy down to one health in a single hit

edit: haven't played sacred-stones ^^'

[Ranmaru]

Ah, I see. (I have only reached the chapter after Ike becoming a lord [after finishing the three areas in the forest])

Whisperers, eh? I might have to see for myself. ^_^

[Nitro Vordex]

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD.

(Don't mind me.)

[Ranmaru]

T__T.

[Tact]

Fire Emblem? Is it like Dungeons and Dragons? :wacko:

[Nai_Calus]

I told you we'd never let you live it down, Talon.

[Ranmaru]

I guess. I haven't played D&D before. Fire Emblem is a strategy game, and if one character dies, they can't come back to life. :wacko:

[Tact]

I guess. I haven't played D&D before. Fire Emblem is a strategy game, and if one character dies, they can't come back to life. :wacko:

Oh, hey, that means it's not like Dungeons and Dragons. Resurrection is a perfectly viable option if your character dies in that game. :wacko:

Also, I do know what Fire Emblem is.

[Boogie Troll]

Fire Emblem? Is it like Dungeons and Dragons? :wacko:

Fire Emblem is a strategy RPG. It's made by the same people that made Advance Wars, so it's similar to that. Except, instead of making units, you get them and try to not let them die. They don't come back, with the exception of 4. You can revive everyone but the lord, and reviving more than once costs assloads of money.

It's fun, especially if you're aware of things. Like enemies that are in range to kick your ass.

Another comparable game-Final Fantasy Tactics/Advance.

I love those games...

[Tact]

Also, I do know what Fire Emblem is.

Maybe you started typing your post before you saw this. :wacko:

I also happen to have Advance Wars and Final Fantasy Tactics Advance.

[Ranmaru]

They don't come back, with the exception of 4. You can revive everyone but the lord, and reviving more than once costs assloads of money.

It's fun, especially if you're aware of things. Like enemies that are in range to kick your ass.


Hmmm, I never remembered any of them coming back, please elaborate. :wacko:

Anyways, basically, if any died, you would be very frustrated with that one character, and off to the reset button! Many times you will press the reset button, it will be your friend.

Also, you would think the AI would attack the nearest opponent, but NOOOOOO, they are set to kill the weakest that is closest. T_____T

Yes, it is fun to be aware of enemies much stronger than you.

I currently am playing Advance Wars 2 :>

[Boogie Troll]

Enemies usually aren't stronger, with the exception of bosses. And Hard Mode. Or if the character is terrible and is not worth using, or Nino. But that argument still holds water there...

As for reviving-there is the Valkyrie Staff. I think that's it's name. Whatever it is, Claude comes in it during Sigurd's part, and if he has a son, he inherits it and can use it. It can revive one of your units and breaks. It can be repaired for 50,000 Gold, which is the maximum any unit can carry at one time. Seeing as he's a healer he will be hard pressed for money because all of the other staves cost assloads ;-;

And the AI? It attacks whoever it can kill. If it can't kill, it's the unit that can't counter, then it's which one takes the most damage. After that, it's thieves and lords, though it likes to attack them over other enemies a lot.

Of course, in 9 and 10, Shade and Provoke change that.

Also-I don't know if it comes repaired or not for his son. I've never used it, and I don't think I ever allowed him to pair up with someone.

I loved Fire Emblem 4 because the people from the first half have babies that you use in the second half.

[Tact]

I loved Fire Emblem 4 because the people from the first half have babies that you use in the second half.

This will happen unless they die, of course. :wacko:

[Boogie Troll]

I never let units die, unless they're a recruitable enemy and I REALLY want experience and I wouldn't use that unit.

[Ranmaru]

Enemies usually aren't stronger, with the exception of bosses. And Hard Mode. Or if the character is terrible and is not worth using, or Nino. But that argument still holds water there...

As for reviving-there is the Valkyrie Staff. I think that's it's name. Whatever it is, Claude comes in it during Sigurd's part, and if he has a son, he inherits it and can use it. It can revive one of your units and breaks. It can be repaired for 50,000 Gold, which is the maximum any unit can carry at one time. Seeing as he's a healer he will be hard pressed for money because all of the other staves cost assloads ;-;

And the AI? It attacks whoever it can kill. If it can't kill, it's the unit that can't counter, then it's which one takes the most damage. After that, it's thieves and lords, though it likes to attack them over other enemies a lot.

Of course, in 9 and 10, Shade and Provoke change that.

Also-I don't know if it comes repaired or not for his son. I've never used it, and I don't think I ever allowed him to pair up with someone.

I loved Fire Emblem 4 because the people from the first half have babies that you use in the second half.

Ah, I see. I might try that sometime. Whoa, yeah thats assloads of money. :wacko:

Meh, well, I was only venting for every time I put someone in front of the enemy (since I can't block them) so they can take the damage, but then instead attack Rhys and reset. :< Oh, now I understand why they attacked who they attacked. :disapprove:

My favorite was Sacred Stones because you could train the units in the tower. :3

[Tact]

Oh, now I understand why they attacked who they attacked. :disapprove:

You should just make a human wall between the enemy and Rhys, then. :wacko:

[Sgt_Shligger]

What a monstrous duel. I had to wrestle all of my power supply's extra cables. I have a small tower.

[Ranmaru]

You should just make a human wall between the enemy and Rhys, then. :wacko:

True, I should do that next time. But its hard when you are trying to heal a part of your wall and then Rhys is open. :disapprove:

[Tact]

In that case, you should use choke points to your advantage.

[TalHex]

there are just some fire emblem stages though which are death traps... the desert ones and the ones on bridges are always horrible like that, also when ever the enemy has the rob which does super long range sleep status ailment... god i hate that

[Tact]

...also when ever the enemy has the rob which does super long range sleep status ailment... god i hate that

ROB? Do they bore your characters to sleep with Gyromite? :wacko:

[TalHex]

whoops meant rod

[Ranmaru]

Yeah those suck. Especially if you like to use generals and units on horses in a desert. :<

[TalHex]

thankfully i use quite a few laguz so traveling isn't a problem for half my army... its the opposing armies weapons... in desert stages they always have some kind of weapon along the lines of beast slayer or laguz killer...

[Ranmaru]

I had all of my units huddle up and it took forever to get to the other side. :wacko: