CYOA

[Toadthroat]

You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

A) Run
B) Use Grue-Repellant
C) Get Ye Flask

[Sord]

I choose C

[Sgt_Shligger]

FOCL

B

[SpikeOtacon]

http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/4808/thecarscdje7.jpg

[beatrixkiddo]

Hidden option "turn on the lights"

[HeartBreak301]

B then C

[VanHalen]

B

More letters.

[Toadthroat]

Ye use yon grue repellent, but grues are only scared of light. Ye are eaten by a grue.

Tryest again?
[Y/N]

[Sgt_Shligger]

N FOCL

[VanHalen]

Y
sfdgsfd

[Sord]

i choose n

[beatrixkiddo]

I was right guys :}

[SpikeOtacon]

Y

hey, character limit.

[Toadthroat]

Ye now find yourself in thy king's rabbit forreste. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

A) Run
B) Use Grue Repellant
C) Get Ye Flask
D) Converse and Frolic with yon Rabbits.

[SpikeOtacon]

Get Ye Flask.

[VanHalen]

A

yradf

[Sgt_Shligger]

A focl

[Sord]

get ye flask

[Nitro Vordex]

get ye flask
FOCL.

[Toadthroat]

Ye get ye flask. It is filled with yon carrotte juice. Yon rabbits rejoice. They bestow upon ye with a rabbit's taile. You are now less likely to be eaten by a grue.

You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

A) Run
B) Use Grue-Repellant
C) Brandish yon sworde.
D) Pray to yon heavenly father.
Bonus Choice) Get ye empty flask.

[astuarlen]

Ah, but ye cannot.

Let's go DENNIS.

[SpikeOtacon]

Get Ye Flask

[Sgt_Shligger]

D FOCL

[Sord]

get TRINKET

[Toadthroat]

D FOCL

Ye pray to yon heavenly father. He bestows upon you a Mac with Windowes Vista emulated. Ye curse your poore luck.

You are likely to get a grue trojan.

A) Call tech supportte
B) Run McAfee grue scanner
C) Get ye flask
D) Start up itunnes

[Sord]

get ye flask

[Sgt_Shligger]

D FOCL

[VanHalen]

C
akjd

[SpikeOtacon]

Flask Get Ye

http://img56.imageshack.us/img56/328/fs0088ds8.jpg

[Nitro Vordex]

get ye flask

is he even listening D:

[Toadthroat]

Ye get ye flask. It is filled with RED BULL (c), yon CYOA author needed sponsores. Ye drink and get ye wings.

You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

A) Fly foole, fly!
B) Brandish yon sworde
C) Get ye flask
D) Do a barrel rolle!

[Sgt_Shligger]

A FOCL

[Sord]

get ye flask

[SpikeOtacon]

Get flasked by Grue

[VanHalen]

A ffd

[Nitro Vordex]

brandish yon sworde NAWMEEN

[SpikeOtacon]

Tell certain someones that they should get back on skype.

[Toadthroat]

Ye get ye flask. It is filled with dwarven spirits. Ye fly around and drink ye alchole. Ye becomme drunk and crash land into the side of a cow. Yon cow is none too pleased.

You are likely to get trampled.

A) Brandish yon sworde.
B) Tame yon cow.
C) Get ye flask
D) Ask for milkke.

[Sgt_Shligger]

D FOCL

[Nitro Vordex]

D, because it sometimes goes good with hangovers

[VanHalen]

C

>_>
<_<

[astuarlen]

Abduct the cow (http://www.cowabduction.com).

[SpikeOtacon]

Abduct the cow (http://www.cowabduction.com).

This..

[HeartBreak301]

Abduct the cow (http://www.cowabduction.com).

ROFL!

[Toadthroat]

Ye use yon Mac to send out a radio signal to yon extraterrestrialles. Windowes Vista security kicks in and you recieve ye warning message.

"You are likely to be eaten by a grue. Would ye like to continuest this actionne?"

A) Yes
B) No
C) Disable yon security
D) Screw it and play yon Worlde of Cavecrafte.

[Sgt_Shligger]

CCCCCCC

[Sord]

D) Screw it and play yon Worlde of Cavecrafte.

[SpikeOtacon]

Three.

[VanHalen]

D

ashjf

[Nitro Vordex]

Fourty Two.
That's what I thought you said.

[Toadthroat]

You disable yon security. Suddenly ye get ye AIM message.

NotaGrue012: asl? do u liek dark caves?

A) eleventy twenty/m/yon homely village
B) who r u?
C) Doth ye have a flask?

[Sgt_Shligger]

CCCCCCCCC

[SpikeOtacon]

Ask them for A/S/L

[Sord]

C C C

[Toadthroat]

YonWarriore: Doth ye have ye flask?

Notagrue012: yes i do. where r u? ill giv it 2 u rite now?

A) By yon cow fieldes.
B) Waitest a minute...
C) ASL?

[Sgt_Shligger]

CCCCCC

[SpikeOtacon]

Bee Movie

[Sord]

B) Waitest a minute...

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

A flying :cowsleep:

[Nitro Vordex]

A flying :cowsleep:
I hear those are dangerous. Fly over, not giving a pooarking spot.

Always getting in trouble with glocking fleece, never knowing the right of way from PSU, yeah?

/attemptatHaya

Awaiting response.

[Toadthroat]

YonWarriore: Waitest a minute...A ye a grue? Yon profile says ye be a grue.

Notagrue012: ...

Notagrue012 has signed off.

Ye shrugge and continue yon adventure. Ye find yourself now miracously in the future.

You are now a robitt. Kill all humans?

[Y/N]

[Nitro Vordex]

This is awesome.
Y

[VanHalen]

Y but save Fry

[Sord]

Y Y Y

[SpikeOtacon]

A A A A

[Toadthroat]

You kill are humans but then you are eaten by a grue.

Try again?

[Y/N]

[SpikeOtacon]

Get Eaten by a Grue again

[Nitro Vordex]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[Toadthroat]

You are a grue. What do you do?

Inv:
Mouth
Body
Darkness
Cave

[SpikeOtacon]

Mike Patton; Voice of the Darkness

[VanHalen]

Body +

[Meyfei]

Cave!

[Tact]

I would upgrade the cave so it has no light switches or conveniently-placed torches on the walls.

[TalHex]

eat the grue!

[Tact]

That won't happen, Talon. Even in Soviet Russia, the grues will be doing the eating. :wacko:

[TalHex]

can i at least hit it with a hammer?

[Tact]

You could, but you would then have to turn on the lights before it eats you.

[Larian]

Mouth

[Toadthroat]

You use your grue mouth. You eat yourself.

Try again?

[Y/N]

Y

You are now a flying whale. How does this make you feel?

[Sgt_Shligger]

Giddy.

[Tact]

You are now a flying whale. How does this make you feel?


It makes me feel like breaching and landing on Doctor Phil. :wacko:

Hold on, I'm a flying whale. I'll skip the breaching and just land on Doctor Phil.

[Larian]

Large and IN CHARGE!!

[Tact]

Exactly! That's why I want to land on Doctor Phil; my weight would kill him. :wacko:

[TalHex]

if you are a flying whale you will fall from the sky then become reincarnated as a bowl of petunias, which will also experience death by falling from the sky

[Tact]

However, unlike in Hitchhiker's Guide, both of my falls will end up on top of Doctor Phil. :wacko:

Speaking of Doctor Phil...he's the last guy anyone would expect to have marital issues, and he's still managing to have marital issues.

[Randomness]

Flying whales? I choose to run far far away from the Little Jack.

[Meyfei]

it makes me feel like singing the ballad of the wind fish!

[Tact]

If you do that, Meyfei, the entire island will disappear. :wacko:

That means you lose the awesome Fire Rod that killed anything in one hit.

[Meyfei]

*stops singing*

-hides the Rire rod in an unlocked chest inside an abondon cave-

song? what song? :cool:

[Tact]

Oh, you know...the Song of the Wind Fish. That's the one that made Koholint Island disappear in Link's Awakening. :wacko:

[Meyfei]

how'd link do that, how the heck could one being play 8/9 instruments at once lol

[Tact]

It's all magic, man. How else could a fish with no arms play even a single instrument in the first place?

[VanHalen]

I feel awesome.

[Larian]

Mmmmmm...Fire Rod...