Choose Your Own Small Town Adventure

[SpikeOtacon]

A.) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v311/SmileyCorp/harry_180.jpg

B.) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v311/SmileyCorp/james_180.jpg

C.) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v311/SmileyCorp/292484604_c2e0b06735.jpg

D.) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v311/SmileyCorp/300px-Henry_townshend.jpg

[Sord]

B B B

[HeartBreak301]

C. She's got a gun.

[Airalean]

But she looks likes she's in a bad situation. So, C.

[VanHalen]

B B B

[Sgt_Shligger]

C FOCL

[Nitro Vordex]

C. Congrats on the high amount of detail in the picture by the way. They did really good in rendering that and detailing the atmosphere(blood on the walls, confused look, rather dark and grimy).

But now I'm babbling. C.

[Toadthroat]

Ccuz shes hot.

[SpikeOtacon]

You Chose: Heather Mason!


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A.) [spoiler-box]


G------------------------------------------------------
D----5-------3---------3---------5----------3---0h3p0--
A-------3h5-----3h5----------------3h5-----------------
E-3-------------------------3--------------------------

G---------------------------------3------5---
D------2h3p----2h3/5------2h3----3------5----
A----3------3----------3------1------3-------
E--------------------------------------------[/spoiler-box]

B.) [spoiler-box]

G||-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-|
D||-----------------|
A||-----------------|
E||-----------------|

G||------------------|
D||------------------| x4
A||--7-----------4---|
E||-------4--7-------|

Chorus
G||------------------|
D||------------------| x2
A||--7-----------4---|
E||-------4--7-------|

G||------------------|
D||--------4-7-4-----|
A||--0-4-7-------7-4-|
E||------------------|

G||--------1-4-1-----|
D||----1-4-------4-1-|
A||--2---------------|
E||------------------|

G||------------------|
D||--------4-7-4-----|
A||--0-4-7-------7-4-|
E||------------------|

Verse
G||----------7-------|
D||------7h9---7h8h9-| x12
A||--7-7-------------|
E||------------------|

Chorus

Verse

Chorus

G||-----------------------|
D||-----------------------| x4
A||--7-7----------4-4-----|
E||-------4-4-7-7---------|

Bridge
G||-------------------|
D||-------------------|
A||-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|
E||-------------------|

G||-------------------|
D||-------------------|
A||-----------------0-|
E||-0h3-3-2-2-2-0-2---|

G||-------------------|
D||-----------0-0-0-0-|
A||-0-0-0-0-0---------|
E||-------------------|

G||-------------------|
D||-------------------|
A||-----------------0-|
E||-0h3-3-2-2-2-0-2---|

G||------------------|
D||-0-0--------------|
A||------2-2---------|
E||------------2-2---|

G||------------------|
D||--------4-7-4-----|
A||--0-4-7-------7-4-|
E||------------------|

Verse

Chorus

Verse

Chorus

Verse

Bridge

G||-----------------------|
D||-----------------------| x4
A||--7-7----------4-4-----|
E||-------4-4-7-7---------|

Chorus

Verse 'till fade out
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C.) [spoiler-box]

FIG. 1

G---------------
D---------------
A---0-0-0-0-0---
E---------------

FIG. 2

G-----------------------------------------------------------------
D-----------------------------------------------------------------
A---0-0-0-0-4-5-7-7-0-0-0-0-4-5-7-0-0-0-0-4-5-7-7-0-0-0-0-4-5-7---
E-----------------------------------------------------------------

FIG. 3

G-----------------------------------
D-----------------------------------
A-----------------------------------
E---5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-3-3-3-3-3-3-3---

G---------------------------------------------------------------2---
D-----------------2-2-2---------------2-2-2---------------2-2-2-----
A-----------3-3-3---------------3-3-3---------------3-3-3-----------
E---5-5-5-5-------------5-5-5-5-------------5-5-5-5-----------------

FIG. 1
FIG. 2 (x2)
FIG. 1
FIG. 2 (x2)
FIG. 1
FIG. 2
FIG. 1
FIG. 2
FIG. 1
FIG. 2 (x2)
FIG. 3
FIG. 1
FIG. 2 (x5)
FIG. 3
FIG. 1
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D.) [spoiler-box]

main riff
G|------------------|
D|------------------|
A|3-3---------------|
E|----1-1--3-3-3-1-1|

riff 1
G|--------------------|
D|--------------------|
A|3-------------1-----|
E|--1-3--1-3-1----3-1-|
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[Nitro Vordex]

Spike, I don't have a bass yet. ;-;

[Sord]

E. Fuck it

[VanHalen]

D asidof

[astuarlen]

G|-1-------|
R|--1------|
U|---1-----|
E|----1----|

[Sgt_Shligger]

Those all suck, I refuse to vote.

[SpikeOtacon]

You Chose: "Good Lovin" by The Grateful Dead



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A.) Red - Harsh, but also Passion.
B.) Yellow - High-Spiritual peak, hopefulness and fast.
C.) Blue - Low-cool, a base and very important pillar. Usually low-tempo.
D.) Violet - The lowest-cool, slug-like tempo.

[Nitro Vordex]

Those all suck, I refuse to vote.

<font style="font-size: 12px; font-family: Courier; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><pre>[Intro] e:------------------------------------| B:------------------------------------| G:o-&lt;12&gt;------------&lt;12&gt;-------------o| D:o---------&lt;7&gt;-----------&lt;7&gt;--------o| A:------&lt;7&gt;-----&lt;12&gt;----&lt;7&gt;-----&lt;12&gt;--| E:------------------------------------| [Riff 1] e:-------------------------------| B:--------------------------&lt;7&gt;--| G:o---&lt;7&gt;-&lt;5&gt;--------&lt;7&gt;-&lt;5&gt;----o| D:o----------&lt;7&gt;----------------o| A:--&lt;9&gt;-----------&lt;9&gt;------------| E:-------------------------------| ** Note: There are many variations on these themes throughout the song. These are just the basic structures. Hold down the chord and arpeggate freely. [Riff 2] Asus4 Asus4/F# e:---------------------------------|--------------------------------| B:--------3--2------2------3---2---|--------3--2------2-----3-2-----| G:------2--------2----2------------|------2--------2----2---------2-| D:----2--------2--------2----------|----2--------2--------2-----2---| A:--0------------------------------|--------------------------------| E:---------------------------------|--2-----------------------------| Asus4/G Dsus2 e:-------------------------------------|--------0----------------0---| B:---------3--2------2------3--2-------|------3---3----2-2-2-2h3-----| G:-------2--------2----2------------2--|----2-------2----------------| D:-----2--------2--------2--------2----|--0--------------------------| A:-------------------------------------|-----------------------------| E:--3----------------------------------|-----------------------------| [Riff 3] F G e:------|----1------1------1------1------1------1-------3--3--| B:------|----1------1------1------1------1------1-------3--3--| G:------|-----------------------------------------------4--4--| D:------|-----------------------------------------------5--5--| A:-3-2--|--------------------------------------------3--5--5--| E:------|-1----0--0---0--1---0--0----0-1---0--0---0--1--3--3--| [Riff 4] G A D G A Asus4 e:-------------------|----------------------7--/9--10-9--------| B:-------------------|----------------------8--/10-10-10-------| G:---------2---------|-2--2----------2------7--/9--9--9--------| D:----2----0----2----|-0--0----2-----0--------------------------| A:----0---------0----|---------0--------------------------------| E:-3b---3b---3b---3b-|------3b---3b----3b-----------------------| [Riff 5] F C F G e:--1--1----------1--1----------1--1----------5s7--7--7--------| B:--1--1--1--1----1--1--1--1----1--1--1--1----6s8--8--8--------| G:--2--2--0--0----2--2--0--0----2--2--0--0----5s7--7--7--------| D:--3--3--2--2----3--3--2--2----3--3--2--2---------------------| A:--3--3--3--3----3--3--3--3----3--3--3--3---------------------| E:-------------------------------------------------------------| [Riff 6] G/D A/D e:--7---------7---9------------9----7---------7-9----10---9-----------| B:--8---------8---10-----------10---8---------8-10---10---10----------| G:--7---------7---9------------9----7---------7-9----9----9-----------| D:--0-0-0-0-0-0---0--0-0-0-0-0-0----0-0-0-0-0-0-0----0----0-----------| A:--------------------------------------------------------------------| E:--------------------------------------------------------------------| [Riff 7] (technically starts with first Bb) Bb F C# G# e:-7-7-9--10-9--|-----------------------------------------------| B:-8-8-10-10-10-|--3~--1--1---3~--1--1---6~--4--4---6~--4--4----| G:-7-7-9--9--9--|--3~--2--2---3~--2--2---6~--5--5---6~--5--5----| D:-0-0-0--0--0--|--3~--3--3---3~--3--3---6~--6--6---6~--6--6----| A:--------------|--1~--3--3---1~--3--3---4~--6--6---4~--6--6----| E:--------------|------1--1-------1--1-------4--4-------4--4----| [Riff 8] E B G D e:-------------------------------------------------------------------| B:--9~--7--7---9~--7--7---12~---------------12-12-12-12-12-12-12-12--| G:--9~--8--8---9~--8--8---12~--11-11-11-11--12-12-12-12-12-12-12-12--| D:--9~--9--9---9~--9--9---12~--12-12-12-12--12-12-12-12-12-12-12-12--| A:--7~--9--9---7~--9--9---10~--12-12-12-12--10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10--| E:------7--7-------7--7--------10-10-10-10---------------------------| Song progression: [Intro] x5 [Riff 1] x4 [Riff 2] x1 [Riff 2] x2 /w lyrics: My uncle has a country place, that no one knows about. He says it used to be a farm before the Motor Law. And on Sundays, I elude the "Eyes" and hop the turbine freight - to far outside the wire where my white-haired uncle waits. [Riff 3] x2 [Riff 4] x1 [Riff 4] x2 w/ lyrics: Jump to the ground as the turbo slows to cross the borderline. Run like the wind as excitement shivers up and down my spine. [Riff 5] x2 w/ lyrics: Down in his barn, my uncle preserved for me an old machine - for 50 odd years. To keep it as new has been his dearest dream. [Intro] x1 [Riff 2] x2 /w lyrics: I strip away the old debris that hides the shining car. a brilliant red Barchetta from a better vanished time. Fire up the willing engine, responding with a roar! Tires spitting gravel I commit my weekly crime. e:----------------------------| B:----------------------------| G:----------------------------| D:----------------------------| A:----------------------------| E:--------5-------------------| (Bend this note into infinity, mix with heavy flange) [Riff 6] x2 [Riff 6] x3 /w lyrics: Wind in my hair, shifting and drifting. -- mechanical music, [Riff 7] x1 /w lyrics: -- adrenalin surge..... [Riff 7] x1 w/ lyrics: Well weathered leather, hot metal and oil, the scented country air. [Riff 8] x1 w/ lyrics: Sunlight on chrome, the blur of the landscape, every nerve aware! [Guitar Solo] (in 7/4 btw) e:--9--7--5----------------|-------------------------------------------| B:----------7--5-----------|-------------------------------------------| G:---------------6--4------|--------------------------4-6-7--6-7-9-7---| D:--------------------7--4-|--------------------4-6-7------------------| A:-------------------------|--------------4-5-7------------------------| E:-------------------------|-5~-5~-5~--7-------------------------------| e:---------------------------------|-----------------------------------| B:--------------7----------[7]h8p7-|---5-------------------------------| G:-9b11r9-7--9----[9]b11~----------|-7---[7]-6--7b9r7b9--7-6---------6-| D:---------------------------------|-------------------------7----/7---| A:---------------------------------|---------------------------7-------| E:---------------------------------|-----------------------------------| e:-----------------|-----------------------------------|---------5-----| B:--5--5-------5---|-7~--7~-7~--7~--7-7--------------7-|-------3-------| G:-----------6---6-|---------------------6-6-----4s6---|-2s3s4---------| D:-------5s7-------|-------------------------7---------|---------------| A:-----------------|-----------------------------------|---------------| E:-----------------|-----------------------------------|---------------| e:-------5---------5--|---------10-------10-------12-----------14------| B:-----3---------3----|-------10-------10------------------------------| G:-3s4-----2s3s4------|--9s11-------11------11s12----12--12s14---------| D:--------------------|------------------------------------------------| A:--------------------|------------------------------------------------| E:--------------------|------------------------------------------------| [Riff 4] x1 (repeat first part 3 times) [Riff 2] x2 /w lyrics: Suddenly ahead of me, across the mountain side, a gleaming alloy air car shoots towards me two lanes wide. I spin around with shrieking tires to run the deadly race; go screaming through the valley as another joins the chase. [Riff 3] x2 [Riff 4] x1 [Riff 4] x2 w/ lyrics: Drive like the wind, straining the limits of machine and man. Laughing out loud with fear and hope, I've got a desperate plan. [Riff 5] x2 w/ lyrics: At the one lane bridge I leave the giants stranded at the riverside. Race back to the farm to dream with my uncle at the fireside. [Riff 5] x1 [Intro] x7 [Riff 1] x4 Repeat until fadeout: e:------------------------------------------------------------| B:------------------------------------------------------------| G:---0-----2-------------0------------------------------------| D:-----2--------------0------4--------------------------------| A:-------------0---4------------------------------------------| E:------------------------------------------------------------|</pre></font>
Tabs rape.

[Sgt_Shligger]

D FOCL

[Sord]

E.) Get MP3 player, listen to own music

[Nitro Vordex]

C FOCL

[astuarlen]

A.) Red - Harsh, but also Passion.
B.) Yellow - High-Spiritual peak, hopefulness and fast.
C.) Blue - Low-cool, a base and very important pillar. Usually low-tempo.
D.) Violet - The lowest-cool, slug-like tempo.



Missing mystery options

Orange
Green
Indigo








Conspiracy? You decide.

[SpikeOtacon]

You Chose: F#A# Infinity (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F_Sharp_A_Sharp_Infinity)


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A.) FBI
B.) Taco Bell
C.) Papa Johns
D.) Some random hotel located in Disney in Orlando.

[Sgt_Shligger]

DDDDDDD and ask for an African American.

[VanHalen]

D FOCL

[Toadthroat]

DDDDDD

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

http://i347.photobucket.com/albums/p455/PrincessWolfgirl/GAMEOVER.png

GAMEOVER

Until #2:

[spoiler-box]
http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc318/Vt102/Saturn/alone.jpg
[/spoiler-box]
One-Eyed Jack is back.

[HeartBreak301]

Lol'd at 5 minute "Collectors Phone Card"

[Sord]

B: taco bell

[SpikeOtacon]

You Chose: The Hollywood Tower Hotel; aka The Tower of Terror!



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A.) http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/8380/4001c64fgqz9.jpg

B.) http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/2188/374799ny3.jpg

C.) http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/9514/neilpearthq0.jpg

D.) http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/5721/130482461101dcecaa9ab3.jpg

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Lol'd at 5 minute "Collectors Phone Card"
Those phone calls and rates in the back of the instruction books for tips and hints cost more than internets, and this was before the internets so they know what they doing.

[Sgt_Shligger]

Holy fucking shit CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

[Sord]

C C C

[Toadthroat]

CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

izzy D

Or B if they're a triguitar and connected.

[SpikeOtacon]

You Chose: The Drum Solo of Life!



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A.) Heineken
B.) Pabst Blue Ribbon

[Sord]

A.) Heineken

[Sgt_Shligger]

AAAAAAAA

[Toadthroat]

AAAAAAAAAA

[Nitro Vordex]

A, Heineken, final answer.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Cuban to the B

[SpikeOtacon]

You Chose: Heineken FUCK THAT SHIT. PABST. BLUE. RIBBOOOOON!


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D.) Blue Velvet
A.) Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
V.) Eraserhead
I.) Inland Empire
D.) Lost Highway

[Toadthroat]

VVVVVVVVVVVVVV

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Harley-son.

[Sgt_Shligger]

DDDDDDDDD

[VanHalen]

D for Davidson

[SpikeOtacon]

You Chose: A small town mystery: An ear in a field, a young boy and his love interest stumble upon a sex crazed maniac named Frank Booth. In Dreams I walk with you.




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utalC (.A
ataraV (.B
otciN (.C

[VanHalen]

BBBBBBBBBB

[Toadthroat]

CCCCC

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

i C u

[SpikeOtacon]

You Chose: Nicotine

You will begin to lose 1 HP per round



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A.) World 1-1
B.) World Wildlife Fund
C.) World Inferno Friendship Society
D.) World Wide Webster Dictionary (before and after is the category)

[Sgt_Shligger]

AAAAAAAAAAA

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

D www D

[Nitro Vordex]

G is for Game Genie.

[SpikeOtacon]

You Chose: Darkwing Duck (when in trouble just call Dee Doubleyou)


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Fast Acting
Extra Strength
Dries Quickly and with no smearing
Available now!

[Sgt_Shligger]

AVAILABLE NOW!

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Increase my killing power.

Or Extra strength.

BHULK UP

[VanHalen]

#
# Dries Quickly and with no smearing

[SpikeOtacon]

You Chose: A Three Way Tie!

Section XIIIa, footnote B states that House (designated as the establishment of which the game is played in) rules regulate that dealer breaks all ties. This is one of the ways they will con you of your money and precious betting chips.





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O.) Boesky
C.) Jim Brown
E.) Miss Daisy
A.) Two Jethros
N.) Leon Spinks
S.) Ella Fitzgerald

Alternatively (vote with an a infront of the capital letter, or i'll sick pyramid head on you next round :wacko: :wacko: :wacko: :wacko: )


E.) Danny Ocean
L.) Tess Ocean
E.) Rusty Ryan
V.) Reuben Tishkoff
E.) Basher Tarr
N.) Frank Catton (Rest In Peace)

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

MIA: Billy Ocean!

Vote:
N Squared, "Might as well call it White-Jack!"

[VanHalen]

LLLLLLLLLLL

[Airalean]

E.) Basher

[SpikeOtacon]

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Ending:

[spoiler-box]Travis gets the high score. His trials and tribulations are over with. He decides to relax by sitting on the toilet and taking a huge dump. Game over, credits roll.[/spoiler-box]


Real Ending:

[spoiler-box]Travis gets the high score. His trials and tribulations are over with. He decides to relax by sitting on the toilet and taking a huge dump. Without warning, Frank Booth kicks down the door, his gun drawn. "I'm gonna send a love letter, straight to your heart!" Travis stands up, caught with his pants down. But just before Mr. Booth assassinates President Touchdown, Frank Caton slices Frank Booth in half with a deck of cards.

"Might as well call it Whitejack," Mr. Caton says, taking a deep breath. "You better talk to 'em."

"Who are you, and what do you want from me?" Travis says, moving slowly to pull his pants up. If he lets me put my pants on, not only will he not see my no homo section, but I'll have access to my new beam saber which is attached on the back of my pants., he thought. Franky C draws a card, and keeps it handy but allows Travis to move his pants to the "on" position. When Travis is no longer exposed, Frank spoke.

"I have come because the Nevada Gaming Commission says you owe them a lot of money. I like money. And I think we're going to have to take it out of you by force." Travis thought for a moment. He couldn't remember this outstanding debt to any Nevada Gaming places. In fact, he hadn't left his own town for 10 boss fights. But what had happened before that? Unfortunately for you, dear reader, you do not know anything more about Travis Touchdown other than what I have given in this thread. You know even less than he does. Just don't tell him about his baby pictures on the internet. Oh boy, that was a mess.

"Let's take this outside, like men." Travis suggested. Frank nodded. The two men walked out front of Travis' apartment, next to each other but keeping each other in eyesight. The parking lot of Travis' apartment was empty, including Travis' enhanced moped motorcycle hybrid. Frank pointed to the ground. Travis stood there. He knew what was coming. Frank moved to the other side of the makeshift arena.

"Let's do this quick" Frank said.
"What's wrong, premature eja-killation?"
"I like my games fast and to the point."

Both men stared down each other. Frank drew his cards like Gambit, only black and cooler and hipper and 100% more Bernie Mac. Travis drew his ghetto weeaboo lightsaber katana. They readied their weapons, preparing for the first strike.

"Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!" Said a concerned, young female voice. Travis and Frank looked to the edge of the parking lot. There stood Tess Ocean, a newcomer to the UAA. Her face was full of sadness and it was obvious she was uncomfortable with the situation.

"...Who are you?" Travis asked, intrigued by the young lass. Travis, being a weeaboo, is not used to seeing such a fine specimen of the female kind. He began to think if that was a proper pickup line. It wasn't. He continued to think about more sensual ways of saying that same sentence in order to effectively attract this woman. In the process, however, he got the song "Who are You?" by The Who stuck in his head. fffffffffuck

"My name is Tess." She said. Sir Caton laughed and injected quickly:

"What, did you ditch your last name?"

"I don't know what you are talking about." She replied nervously.

"Don't be silly, Miss Ocean." Frank revealed.

"...Miss Ocean? Is there something i'm missing? Please tell me that this isn't some strange plot twist where I find out we're related!" Travis cried.

"Oh no, Mr. Touchdown. This is much more vile than that. You see, her last name is a reference to the Ocean, a patch of water that makes up 75 percent of the earth's crust. This is to infer the water part, a joke about water falling, a waterfall. See, she has to urinate quite often. So often in fact that she will pause a UAA ranked match just to use the bathroom. Rules regulate that she can in fact request multiple bathroom breaks," Frank nodded wisely as he finished his monolouge. "She's a dangerous one."

"Y...You meanie!" Tess yelled. "You aren't supposed to tell people about that! Nnnnnn!" Tess grew frustrated, her eyes glowing with fire. Travis and Frank backed away. Tess flashed from one spot to the next, the two men trying to keep up with her blistering speed. She was too fast, however, and she was able to land hits on both of them, before coming to the middle and stopping. Frank and Travis picked themselves up and put themselves at the ready position. Frank prepared to throw a card, tilting it ever so slightly so that it would slice across Tess' throat but not Travis'.

"Holy shit," Travis said. "You've got some speed! What are you, some kind of blue hedgehog on the inside?"

"I'm not as soggy." Tess replied.

Frank took this opportunity to flick his razor edged card. Tess turned to see the card flying towards her.

BOOM!

The entire parking lot exploded with the force of a few good solid bricks of C4. Asphault, chipped paint, and body parts. Basher Tarr sat at the burger joint just across the road, detonator in hand. His sunglasses deflected the summer rays away from his eyes in a badass manner, fit for a great villain of an epic movie. He got up to leave to inspect his handiwork as the masses gathered to see what the noise was.


Meanwhile...


SpikeOtacon was sitting at his desk at home in front of his laptop. He had Firefox open and was talking with several FKLers in separate windows on Skype. It was too early for a voice chat, you see. Suddenly, Spike felt a rumble. At first he thought it was hunger pangs, for he had recently changed his diet in order to help him lose weight. The diet consisted of:

Breakfast
1.) Oatmeal
2.) 4-8 oz. of Orange Juice
3.) 4-8 oz. of Milk
4.) Probiotic Yogurt
5.) Multivitamin

Lunch
1.) What is that?

Dinner
1.) Some TV dinner from a fad diet like South Beach or WeightWatchers.
2.) Green Tea
3.) More Probiotic Yogurt.

And this diet was killing him on the inside. But alas, the rumble had nothing to do with this. He opened his blinds on his window and saw a cloud of smoke in the distance. He couldn't tell what the hell it was coming from. He turned to the computer and typed into a chat window.

[4:17:16 PM] Is it live? or is it Spike? says: Shit, I think Smokey the Bear failed at his job

The chatting partner (whose name is changed to "notagrue012" to protect the innocent) replied,

[4:17:29 PM] Notagrue012 says: What is going on over there?

Spike thought about this for a moment.
[4:17:34 PM] Is it live? or is it Spike? says: I don't know. Maybe I should go outside and take a look
[4:17:40 PM] Notagrue012 says: Nah, Too Dangerous.

Spike saw the sky darkening with the color of death. The end was near. He had some regrets.

"Farewell, my love." He said to himself. He turned to his laptop, pulled up PSOWorld, went to the Fresh Kills Landfill, and started a cryptic topic to begin to tell his tale. It was titled "Choose Your Own Small Town Adventure" and it began to eat itself like a cyclical dragon. Harry Mason, James Sunderland, Heather Mason, Henry Townshend. A B C D. [/spoiler-box]