DCYOA

[Uncle_bob]

Don't choose your own adventure.

You start off by laying in bed watching TV all day. That's about it. Then you go to bed.

[SpikeOtacon]

I don't like this game.

/suicide

[Nitro Vordex]

I don't like this game.

/wristbands
For everyone!

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

This is on t-shirts about jobs. Good for shirts, bad for economy.

[Uncle_bob]

Alright, fine. You get a choice. You gotta take a poo:

a. Poo on self.
b. Force self to go to bathroom.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Force (use-the; push) poo into bathroom.

Pilly Bee Willyiams.

[Uncle_bob]

You're too lazy to do that. try again.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Banshee) Bedpan empty? if not use. If so, use.

[Nitro Vordex]

It's called a Lazy Boy for a reason.

Self installed toilet, when you weren't lazy yo.

[HeartBreak301]

*Sits in Lazy Boy and grabs PSO* Lazy time.