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Tact
Aug 14, 2008, 05:48 PM
So, he has just as many medals as the entire nations of Japan and Ireland. (All three of them have five medals each.)

He also has more friends on social networking sites than Miley Cyrus. (Good, that little brat needs a cold, hard lesson about popularity.)

Thirdly, I made this. All of the Skype people have seen this already, but here it is for those of you who haven't.

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Nitro Vordex
Aug 14, 2008, 06:06 PM
YYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Dhylec
Aug 14, 2008, 06:39 PM
;3
yah!
ShinMaruku
Aug 14, 2008, 07:43 PM
His abilities prove his momma is a witch...
VanHalen
Aug 14, 2008, 08:29 PM
Phelps irl

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myX0wLOH4no
Tact
Aug 14, 2008, 08:37 PM
Wow, that last steamroller must be freaking gigantic. :wacko:

I bet it could level an entire city.
Leviathan
Aug 14, 2008, 09:38 PM
Phelps<3
TalHex
Aug 14, 2008, 09:40 PM
.hack//INFECTION phelps <3
Tact
Aug 14, 2008, 10:21 PM
YAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHH! <3 :wacko:

So, Michael Phelps nabbed his sixth gold medal over in Beijing. Just two more to go, and I think he'll have the most ever attained in one Olympiad.
TheOneHero
Aug 14, 2008, 10:34 PM
Michael Phelps.

He'll kick your ass with his double-jointed knees.
Tact
Aug 14, 2008, 10:40 PM
He will kick your ass, and then he will swim laps in the pool of your blood. :wacko:
TheOneHero
Aug 14, 2008, 10:49 PM
I taught him that. ;3
Tact
Aug 14, 2008, 10:56 PM
No wonder he can swim so quickly...he's a ninja. :wacko:
Sayara
Aug 14, 2008, 10:59 PM
Kinda creepy.
TheOneHero
Aug 14, 2008, 11:00 PM
No wonder he can swim so quickly...he's a ninja. :wacko:

He's actually almost as flexible as I am. I'm sure you've seen that stretch he does before every race, I can too. >D
Tact
Aug 14, 2008, 11:04 PM
I'm really flexible, also. :wacko:

I'll take your word about your flexibility, because you're a ninja.
HAYABUSA-FMW-
Aug 15, 2008, 12:04 AM
More than India and Mexico all time.

But did Rosetta Stone rly teach him Chinese in time for the olympics?
TheOneHero
Aug 15, 2008, 01:44 AM
I'm really flexible, also. :wacko:

One day, you will be the best thing for a girl...

:disapprove:

Virtually ever move that "puts the victim in a painful position" (arm bent around, etc. etc.) has no effect on me; they're my key stretches!
Tact
Aug 15, 2008, 07:42 AM
Virtually ever move that "puts the victim in a painful position" (arm bent around, etc. etc.) has no effect on me; they're my key stretches!

That means you would do well in mixed martial arts tournaments. Those submission fighters will have nothing with which they can hurt you! :wacko:
Ranmaru
Aug 15, 2008, 10:47 AM
No wonder he can swim so quickly...he's a ninja. :wacko:

YARRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !
Boogie Troll
Aug 15, 2008, 05:49 PM
Tact, are you a swimmer or are you just in love with Michael Phelps?

Or both?
Solstis
Aug 16, 2008, 06:01 PM
Phelps scores well with the Just Born to Just Buried demographic.

Not to mention True A.I. and Atlantians.
Leviathan
Aug 16, 2008, 06:09 PM
Phelps is adorable.

The end. :wacko:
Randomness
Aug 16, 2008, 06:14 PM
Phelps=greatest olympian ever? Maybe he's related to an actual Olympian?
Solstis
Aug 16, 2008, 08:27 PM
He is an olympian, so I assume that he is related to an olympian. Namely, himself.
Tact
Aug 17, 2008, 04:17 PM
Tact, are you a swimmer or are you just in love with Michael Phelps?

Or both?

No, I just thought his screaming after he won that second gold medal was hilarious.
Dhylec
Aug 17, 2008, 04:40 PM
golden boi?
superfish with midas touch?